This is going to be one the strangest reviews I have ever written. The Yin and the Yang to this place is difficult to describe, but I will certainly do my best. My expectations of this place were that it would be like a Elks or Moose Lodge with primarily 65+ year old regulars who spend every day of their retirement hanging out. My girlfriend and I are in our 30's, but I'm all for trying new places, especially if the food is good. We weren't sure if you had to be a member of some kind, but we went there anyway.
We begin with a recent trip to try this place out. The parking area was fairly packed as my girlfriend and I pulled up, but as I peeked in the windows to the dining room, there wasn't a soul around. If the place is a restaurant, where are the people eating the food? My girlfriend saw a door farther to the right, so we walked over there.
As we approached the door, my girlfriend stopped and asked what the sound was that we were hearing. I could hear music of some kind, but she identified it as karaoke. I looked up reviews of the restaurant again really quick and sure enough, on Sunday and Monday nights there is karaoke. That really isn't my thing, but I wasn't going to turn back now. At the very least I needed to find out if this is a member's only establish or not, so I boldly opened the door and walked in.
The first thing you see is a row of gambling machines in front of you. To your left are tables and an open space (for dancing). There was an elderly woman singing a karaoke tune and not doing a terrible job of it. Past the tables are a few more tables and a bar. There is some raised seating that is not at the bar and we sat there. This place hasn't really been touched much since the 1970's, so it definitely feels old and appears to cater to older clientele.
When we arrived, there was not anyone within 20 years of our age. About 15 minutes after we got there, a woman arrived who was probably in her 40's and she played a gambling machine by herself for a while. Most of the people there were obvious regulars as the bartender spent extensive time pandering to these customers while new, younger customers were left waiting.
My girlfriend and I were acknowledged by the lone bartender, a blonde woman, who was making a few drinks. It was at least 15 minutes before she got over to us to ask if we needed a drink. The bartender just isn't very fast. And working alone doesn't help a ton if it is busy (which it really wasn't this night) because she can only make one drink at a time. On the plus side, my girlfriend said her drink was great and ordered another - but the 2nd one wasn't quite as balanced and while she finished it, she said it wasn't nearly as good as the first.
A long gap later and the bartender checked on us again and we got menus. Later we ordered food. Personally, I wasn't impressed. I got the pulled pork and bites of it were decent and the rest was bland. I got tots, but never got the ketchup we asked for, so I ate a few and they had zero flavor on their own. My girlfriend got the club sandwich I believe and it was a big portion. She said it was fine, but wasn't anything special.
We were told the cook was new, so perhaps that's why our food was very average. Certainly nothing like what was boasted on reviews I had read before visiting.
Meanwhile, we stayed in our seats and listened to karaoke. The one guy I saw in his early 50's was massively hitting on the woman that arrived by herself to gamble that was in her 40's. I imagine he would have been all over my girlfriend too if I had not been there. One woman in her 80's sang a very sultry rendition of "Santa Baby" and my girlfriend loved it. Loverboy and another dude tried to sing "Bohemian Rhapsody" and that's one of my girlfriend's favorite songs, so she enjoyed that even though they stumbled all over each other.
I went up to pay my check and for two drinks and the two dinners it came out to around $38.00. That isn't too terrible since alcohol was involved. The place seemed reasonably clean (but old) and it was kind of loud when the karaoke was going on, but not too loud that we couldn't converse to each other. There are certainly regulars there because when people would leave, they would stand up and wave and everyone bye to the people by name.
This place is really tough to provide a star review for. I would have given it a 3-star because it looks old, it caters primarily to its regulars, the food is average, and the service quite frankly wasn't very fast. On the other hand, the bartender was nice, the place was clean, people there seemed to be having a good time, the drinks weren't bad, and the price wasn't terrible. The real tipping point on the scale is that my girlfriend enjoyed listening to some of the karaoke songs and said she had a good time. So we will err on the side of a higher score, although I think most people will experience a solid 3-3.5 star experience at The Embers Club. read more