TL;DR:
Funke is an authentic Italian dining experience commemorating the culinary rites of passage in Italy. With every bite, you will embrace genuine flavors bursting through a combination of sweetness and acidity, all enclosed in a range of textures that satisfy your appetite. Reserve your spot now and get Funke (dad jokes without being a dad yet)!
The Situation:
My fiancée is currently out of town shopping for our wedding, so it was time to take myself on a date. I followed Funke on Instagram about two weeks ago, and the photos hooked me. After securing my reservation for the grand opening, it was time to look up the menu, but there wasn't one on the website. That made me even more intrigued.
The Atmosphere:
I can honestly say that was one of the best dining experiences I've ever had. The servers could not leave me alone but in a good way. I never felt interrupted. In a way, I felt pampered, valuable, like a celebrity. My server, Matthew, was perfect. Another server came to help too, but I forgot her name! If you're reading this, thank you too! I can barely pronounce any of the Italian dishes, so you know I couldn't understand them either. They both did a great job steering me in the right direction.
The interior was beautiful. It felt like a luxurious hotel lounge that just happened to have a pasta-making glass cubicle in the middle. I didn't see the rooftop or other parts of the restaurant because I was laser-focused on eating. It's three stories, so I'll be back to explore those... and more food!
First Dish: Sfincione Palermitana
I can only describe this as a pillowly soft, hole-less, Sicilian focaccia, massaged with rich tomato sauce on top, along with Caciocavallo cheese, I believe anchioves, and some crispy breadcrumbs. My first bite was immaculate. It literally disappears in your mouth. After three bites, it was nearly gone, and I felt nothing in my stomach. It had a fluffy nature to it. I might've downed it in seconds if I wasn't in a restaurant.
Second Dish: Strangulet, Civita, Basilicata, Cristina
Yes, this is a long name. What makes it a sweet name is that "Civita", "Basilicata", and "Cristina" all honor the elements of how Evan Funke learned how to make strangulet (a forgotten pasta in Italy). Cristina (Nonna Cristina, to be exact) taught Evan how to make the dish. Many dishes on the menu honor those who have helped the famed chef reach the pinnancle of pasta-making.
This dish includes the handmade strangulet pasta, strangled in sweet (incredibly sweet) pomodorini cherry tomatoes, paper-thin garlic slices, rich olive oil, aromatic basil, ricotta salata (a type of Italian ricotta chesse). I know the pasta was supposed to steal the show (and it was truly amazing), but my star for this dish was the pomodorini. I have never had cherry tomatoes of that quality before. The acidity and sweetness combo was perfect. I feel sorry for someone tasting this and calling it "good". That doesn't do it justice whatsoever. The ricotta blanketed the strangulet, so you tussled with them using your folk. I don't know how I'll come back here and try other things on the menu when the first two dishes deserve seconds.
Third Dish: Pesce Spada Alla Ghiotta
The "protein of the night" was a clean, pacific swordfish, surrounded by juicy, sweet cherry tomatoes, taggiasche Italian olives, basil, and Italian cappers (capperi). The olives really sent me somewhere. If you weren't looking at your plate and you pushed some olives into your mouth, you would've thought you just ate a piece of rich, thick feta cheese. The swordfish was cooked to perfection. It didn't smell or taste like fish for a second, just a brand new protein.
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Funke is magnificent. I will be back soon with my fiancée and two stomachs, so I have enough room for dessert and more food. What a great opening night for this place. Beverly Hills, you've got another star on Santa Monica Boulevard. read more