Ah, Clerys. A place to go for "OK" food and generally pretty lousy service. I've been to Clerys a few times over the years (never for the nightlife, which seems to be its own beast...), but I'll focus on my most recent visit on a fairly quiet Tuesday evening. I ordered the short rib grilled cheese with truffle fries. The fries I got were definitely not truffle fries (and even as regular fries, they weren't particularly great). The sandwich was alright, but not worth the $16 price tag in my opinion. It was a bit too salty for my taste and I ended up taking off most of the meat. Past items I've ordered here have ranged from "mildly disappointing" to "kinda good." There were a number of issues with the service as well - the waitress we had was honestly pretty grouchy. One person in our party was brought the wrong drink order, and she seemed annoyed that he actually wanted to be brought the drink he ordered. She also disappeared about halfway through the night, leading to us having to flag down another waitress after about 30 minutes to go find her and bring us our check. Atmosphere in here is your typical Boston bar. Overall, Clerys is an option if you want someplace casual near Back Bay with a basic pub food menu and decent drink selection, but don't expect to be blown away (and cross your fingers that you have better luck with the service than what we had... which was pretty darn awful). read more

The bartender lost my card, I found it in their "slosh bucket" of random liquid. It was 10 ft from me. When I got it back it was sticky and the bartender didn't acknowledge that she lost my card... fun bar but seriously? read more

Clery's is a great place to checkout before your train ride. Friendly staff, quick service, and good food selection. I have the tuna Niçoise salad. The seared tuna was of perfect temperature and you can taste the sesame seeds encrusted on the side. The salad was the decent size and the dressing was creamy snd tasty (obviously there's hardboiled egg, but a little overbearing, like it was also in the dressing) Cool little happy hour spot too. Bring a sweater this place is chilly! read more

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We came here for lunch after getting off Amtrak. They have a good beer selection, a full bar, and the food is good, too. I decided to go for the nachos; sometimes, I just have a hankering for them. They were very good. Huge portion with just enough spice to make it interesting, but not overwhelming. The only negative was that no one was at the greeter podium when we came in. We waited for quite a bit before someone appeared to take us to a table. Otherwise, the service was great. read more

Went to Boston for the weekend and didn't get a whole lot of time exploring around. Wanted to stop in at Clerys and had received the worst service I think I've ever gotten in a restaurant. Wasted my time speaking to a manager because he couldn't have cared less about the poor treatment we had received. Definitely wouldn't recommend to anyone! read more

I've been coming to clerys for years and am always excited to be accompanied with great food and vibes. Unfortunately the service was absolutely horrible. The server was rude, didn't come to our table not once to check on us - and I could have named a million things that I wasn't happy with during the time I was there. Just terrible. Hopefully they hire some better servers to keep their loyal customers in the future!!!! read more

I just have to start with the garlic knots. Best in Boston. Best in Massachusetts. Hell, best in New England??? Incredible. The service is great, every waiter/waitress is phenomenal. Overall incredible experience at Clery's. KNOTS FOR LIFE. read more

I've been here before but coming on St.Patricks Day I expected it to be super busy and slow service. I was pleasantly surprised with how fast we got in , only waiting in line for about 10 minutes, paid the cover charge $10 to get in and find my friends. Quickly went to the back room and ordered a few beers. We stayed there a couple of hours got some apps it was good fast service even with all the people out for the holiday. It was a little loud but it comes with being out in a crowded place. read more

We went to watch a soccer game. It seemed that the staff did not care about our group (100 plus with reservation). They were not ready at all. They were refusing to change the game from college football to soccer while 100 plus were waiting. Felt unwelcome, I really like the venue but they really need to retrain in customer service. read more

They apparently don't want my business. Just hung up after requesting to order takeout and being placed on hold for over 20 minutes. This is not the first time I've had an issue with takeout but had continued to order occasionally for convenience because we live nearby, but this is the last time. Respect your customers. Don't say 1 minute when you mean 20+. read more

My friend and I walked into Clerys during Sunday brunch and it was pretty empty. We should have known that was a sign for things to come. As we were led to our table, we came across a strong scent of bleach that did not go away. The brunch menu was small and there weren't too many brunch options. Where were the pancakes!? I ended up getting the french toast ($13) that tasted like cinnamon buns. To my disappointment, they don't do a side of eggs which was needed to balance the sweetness of the french toast. The waitress was nice but she didn't really check up on us; no water refills and we had to go to her to ask for the check. If you're looking for brunch options around the area, I would stay away. I think Clerys is probably better for dinner rather than brunch. read more

Food is not very good. Prices are not very cheap and Tricia nights are disorganized and hard to hear. Overall was not impressed and feel like they get a lot of business because of how close they are to the Pru but not much else. read more

Our firm recently hosted a small event at Clery's. I have been trying to obtain a copy of the receipt so my boss is able to get reimbursed. He cannot locate his receipt for an amount over $1500. Quite a bit of money to be out for hosting a SMALL event at a basic Irish bar. My requests have been ignored and he is unable to be reimbursed unless we can provide a receipt. Really Clery's? How difficult is this unless you are "cooking the books!" read more

Average. The only adjective to describe this restaurant. Average service, clearly a bartender doing her job and nothing more. No friendly greeting, simple "do you want a drink" ...don't most people that sit at a bar want a drink? Below average Bloody, tomato juice, splash of vodka and salt/pepper. They didn't have their seafood delivery by noon so fortunately we escaped after one drink and without anyone even saying goodbye. We won't be returning or recommending. read more

So there is another very popular brunch/breakfast restaurant right next door to this place. It was going to take an hour to get a table there, so my son and I walked out of there. We saw the brunch banner flying outside Clerys, so we decided to try it. We walked in and the placed was mostly empty "Excellent!" I thought. But you have to figure, there's gotta be a reason it's empty, right? We ordered and waited about 35 minutes for our food to be served. It arrived cold. My son ordered the Belgian waffle, I ordered the Clery Benedict. Pretty mediocre. Took us 75 minutes to extricate ourselves from this place and it really wasn't busy. Big, attractive space, terrible service, mediocre food. read more

Which one of these things is not like the other.. which one of these things just doesn't belongggg.. diddle dee deet deet. I'm a supportive friend, so I've been wrangled into going to Clery's so that a couple of my girls can find themselves a man.. but standing around I just feel like that dark purple crayon that somehow got put away with the pastel markers. I'm just never comfortable here. Or maybe it's the fact that a prolonged stay at Clerys would require a restraining order or arrest. To the girls of Clerys: Practice flipping your hair and holding a cup of water in your hand in front of the mirror. That way you won't come off as a complete ditz when you fail at this and maybe people won't "accidently" step on your toes when you're wearing your strappy sandals in the middle of winter. I honestly don't get how there's a line around the block whenever I leave here. But whatever. The establishment itself seems cool enough. I've never gotten any 'tude from the bartenders and I've never really seen any shady happenings/South End furry creatures, but a lot of the people that come here are on the hunt and I'd be more interested in tranquilizing than actually taking anybody home. read more

Dear Bartender In the Back - this zero star review is just for you. When a group of 10 people are drinking and order from you in the neighborhood of 50 drinks over an hour or so, when one of them asks you for a water, you do not tell them "sorry, it's going to take a while" and ignore them for the next 15 minutes before returning with the water that took you 15 seconds to pour. The correct answer is, "Sure, I'll get you the drink you want. I know it doesn't cost anything, but you and your friend have probably a $500 tab going, so I will do my job and serve you." Next time you tell someone that, I really hope the end up vomiting on your bar. Love, your customers. read more

I can really only compare Clery's to an alcohol-filled 7/11. Its location is convenient, and that's really all there is to it. Just as you will never crave a day-old soggy sandwich from the shelves of a 7/11 around midnight, you will never find yourself wanting to head to Clery's for the quality of their drinks or food. Or the atmosphere. Unless you like squeezing your way through a 6 ft tall man and a woman looking to knock you out with her blackberry in order to get a drink. I've been here during happy hour and on a weekend, and I've never been impressed. The drinks and food aren't the least bit memorable, and it's always crowded like a Justin Bieber concert featuring The Jonas Brothers. Except, instead of 8 million teenybopper girls, there are heaps of sweaty, weird, balding men (not the cute Taye Diggs kind of bald either) hankering to dance "all up on" the ladies in the basement of Clery's. Three words can sum up Clery's: Sweaty, overcrowded, overrated. EDIT: My friend texted me recently, and it went something like this: "I was reading a review of Clery's on Yelp and the way the review was written sounded familiar. I looked at the reviewer and it was YOU! I guess you won't be coming here tonight?" an hour later, I receive another text... "After tonight, I f-ing hate Clery's." I laughed for 10 minutes straight. Lying on Yelp is like lying in church or temple. Almost blasphemous. Truth, yo. Now if only I could get him to heed my advice outside of Yelp... read more

This used to be the default bar for my straight girlfriends and I to start our weekend nights. Being right down the street from Club Cafe, it was our tradition to start our night straight at Clery's before transitioning to homosexual down the avenue at CC. "Ladies, you have exactly 47 minutes to find a husband because in 59 minutes it will be MY turn to do the same." There is nothing special or worthwhile about Clery's that should make it your ultimate destination. There are a few rooms with a bar in each and yet it will always be annoyingly crowded. People WILL be obnoxious. You WILL spill your drink. And you WILL find "that" girl that everyone just absolutely hates. Choo-no who I'm talkin' bout. Most recently I came to Clery's for their trivia night with some fellow Yelpers. The lack of space in their downstairs resulted in the Yelpers huddling in the way back using any movable object as a seat. "Excuse me, are you using that mop bucket?" Trivia was fun, but it was unfortunate that we were completely separated from the actual question area. "Ugh, who wants to bring the answers up to the table? I'm still catching my breath from the last walk over there." Clery's is average. Come here for pub style dinner or a few drinks before moving on. If you consider this to be your hot-spot for the night, well, you're as lame as this bar. read more

went here for dinner after work with my coworker. The food was not as good as I expected it to be, not terrible, but not great. I dont drink but the other people there seemed kinda obnoxious? I dunno I cant really put it into detail, but let me put it this way: I wouldn't imagine myself being friends with anyone in that place - same goes for Dillon's and Joshua Tree. you know, the cant-quite-put-your-finger-on-it-but-you-know-a-douchebag-when-you-see-one kinda feeling. Our waiter was kinda flakey too. There's gotta be better places to grab a drink & some grub in the area. my advice: skip this place & explore your other options! read more

Life is sucking the soul of out me and a couple of hours at Clery's only accelerated my death. It's not that this place is bad in any special way, it's just that it has no imagination, no special atmosphere, nothing unique - no soul. It's a souly-souly-soulless place destined to make any Yelper omit the kind of pathetic 'meh' that one normally only associates with partly-asphyxiated hamsters. Nice corner South End location ~ yes ~ Nice big openable windows ~ yes ~ Affluent, interesting local area ~ yes ~ "Hey - so let's open a loosely Irish themed yuppie bar with sport TVs everywhere" ~ groan, do we have to have ANOTHER one ~ Their calamari was very nice though. read more

Perhaps unsurprisingly, the people standing in line to get in Clery's do not think it's funny when you loudly say "Why the fuck are you standing in line to go to Clery's?" However, they don't have any snappy comebacks- I mean, at least give me "Your mom's handing out free poonanie shots", frat dudes. Nothing. One guy did say something, but it was so unremarkable I don't even remember what he said. I didn't go inside. There was nothing about the line that said "Once you get inside, you will not totally regret every minute you spent standing to get inside of this bar." read more

Why do people go to Clery's? Is it to enjoy a beer and dinner with a long lost friend? To catch up on the times? To share hugs and talk about bears and bunnies? I think not. I don't think people even go here before 11:30 PM. It's one of THOSE bars where all the 20-somethings gather to make last moves of desperation and the floors are disgustingly sticky. Or to dance. Sometimes people go to dance. There's space for that. In the really stuffy basement. Or you can dance in one of three of the very-difficult-to-get-go-because-everyone's-standing-in-line-for-the-bathroom-or-to-go-downstairs-or-to-buy-a-beer segments by yourself. You could have a dance off [everyone's too drunk to notice your bad dancing skills ... or your reeeeeeally good dancing skillz] You could take shots in a circle [a convenient place to boot after this would be in the fountain in Copley Square] You could make out on a very comfy booth [seriously...who wouldn't make out on a comfy booth] It's one of those bars where the notorious high school dance finale song "Stairway to Heaven" has been subtly replaced with "I know who I want to take you home ... you don't have to go home but you can't stay here." Okay okay. Admittedly, I had a ridiculous fun time when I was approx 22 years old watching the Red Sox Yankees series during almost every game possible at this bar with at least a dozen friends being served satisfactorily priced beers in an efficient manner. But that was over 4 years ago... read more

Clery's gets 4 stars because I've never had a bad time here, its almost guaranteed to be a good night. I first came to Clery's many years ago as a youngin', when I had my very first (delicious) midori sour and experienced the "boom boom" room for the first time ever. The downstars is very dark and has decent music. Perfect place to drink one too many and let loose. Over the years, I've come to learn thats bars+good music+ dark spaces= way better than any club. Overall, Clerys has strong drinks, is reasonably priced, and plays decent music. Oh, and did i mention lots of drunk dancing? So when you get bored spending too much on drinks and standing around at Brownstone next door, head to Clerys. read more

Went to Clery's recently for a friend's birthday party and while I was excited to go, my experience there was far from great. I had known about this spot and been wanting to go there for a while, especially since it seems that there's a gigantic line every time I drive by the place; my rule of thumbs is that reliably good places have lines. Well I guess that I was wrong. Clery's has a very unique setup, which features 3 "rooms" of sorts. The first one you'll see upon entering is the bar area. You'll also notice a dining area on the same floor, in a different room. The kicker for this place though is that there's also a basement which is a dance floor. Thing is, the place is packed and there's a line inside the place to get downstairs. We waited for nearly 30 minutes to go to the basement that day which was rather annoying and frankly not all that worth it. The music was hit or miss and the crowds at the bar were ten people deep. After I managed to get my drinks I swore to myself that no matter how thirsty I got, that I'd never wait in line for another round again. Ever. I'm not sure how this place is during the week but I don't know if I'd return again on a weekend and I can definitely state that it's not a place worth waiting in line for as there's many better bars in the area. The one upside about the place is that if by some miracle you do manage to get a table upstairs, you will get some pretty good table service which will save you a few headaches as the place is big and you guess it... crowded. The crowd there is mixed by most people seemed to up in their 20s and 30s. I have no idea how their food tastes but their mixed drinks weren't all that great. in a nutshell this place is average. read more

Falls in the "meh" category as far as places to go out. I usually have a decent time here, although it gets packed fairly early in the night which is never fun. I like that they do have the option of a dance floor, but even that is a bit skeezy at times. Basically...I won't go out of my way to go here, but if we're down the street, I'll definitely swing by (as long as the line isn't painfully long...which it sometimes is). read more

This has to be one of the most polarizing places I have come across in Boston. Seriously, everyone you talk to either enjoys this place, or can't stand it. I think I am one of the few people who seriously is right in the middle. My gf lives right across the street from Clery's, so I have been there many many times. It's very convenient. it's right outside the Back Bay T. On the surface, Clery's has everyone you would want in a bar...it's not old and dingy looking, relatively clean, decent beer menu, big bar, big seats in the dining area, pretty good pub food (I personally would recommend chowder, as it is some of the best I have tasted in Boston, the wings, the crab cake sliders and the build-your-own-burger menu is good too). The problem with Clery's is the overall atmosphere. The service, while decently paced, is full of attitude. Seriously, I have never gone to this bar and gotten a bartender or a waitress without attitude. The other huge problem is that this place is always, always ALWAYS packed. You can barely hear yourself talk, can never get a seat at the bar. On Friday and Saturday nights there is always a line around the block, mostly to get into the club downstairs, which I have never been to, nor ever want to go, as 1) I am not a club person and 2) I hear it's full of frat boys trying to grind up on unassuming women. I have watched a few football games here on Sunday afternoons and the experience was mostly pleasent. Clery's is a good place to grab a drink around the 5:00 hour after work (before the huge crowds start coming in) or for lunch. Stay away most nights between 6-10 as it is way overly crowded. read more

Great intro to Boston neighborhood bars. Staff was more than gracious, beer selection was great and the food was served quickly and delish! Will def return! read more

Definitely conveniently located since it's right across the road from the office. Celebrated with some co-workers/friends for a birthday and Valentine Day which also conveniently happened to be trivia night. Service was pretty average! We sat at the backbar and had food/drinks there. The bartender was nice. Always available for another drink after you finished one and was great at remembering what everyone ordered to split up the checks appropriately. The nachos were really good, but I was disappointed in the short rib grilled cheese. The pictures on yelp made it look sooooo good, but it wasn't as cheesy as I was hoping it to be. I'll be back I'm sure for the next celebration! read more

The bar is fine. They serve beer, have trivia etc. The one reason it isn't a 4 star, neighborhood bar is the regular bouncer. He thinks he is Batman. His oh so college bouncer attitude, complete with holding your ID next to your face and demanding you remove sunglasses while never, ever smiling or telling a joke, instantly puts you in a bad mood. Yep....bouncers have a job to do but the skilled ones don't take it too seriously until there is a problem. Sober patrons on their way home from work are usually regarded as customers not problems. Not at the front door of Clerys. If, like me, you are 35 and don't like it .......well.......you can go to any one of the many, many, many other bars in a 3 block radius....except Brownstone because he sometimes works the door there because it is owned by the same company, Glynn hospitality. read more

Dear Chef, Staff, and managers of Clery's Bar & Restaurant, Please do not charge me $9 for a very sloppily made nacho platter. If you're going to start with a handful of chips that are actually quite tasty, it doesn't make sense to put the cheese on one side, the sour cream on top of the other nachos, a big scoop of water salsa in the remaining space, with some peppers interspersed between. Usually, nacho platters work best in layers. In this case, instead what you get is 1/3 of the nachos stuck together, 1/3 of them soggy, and 1/3 just lathered in cream. Oh, and beans would really spruce up the dish. Serving this hot mess in a fancy large white bowl does not amount to fine dining. Additionally, please hire more waitresses on trivia nights. Seeing your waitress every 20 minutes is not ideal. And yes, you have enough money to do this considering the amount of people that show up for said trivia, and order food and drinks. Sincerely, Nik B. read more

Clerys is that bar that present and past frat boys seem to be drawn to like moths to a flame. It serves average, edible bar food which provides a greasy sponge upon which you pour your standard low to middle quality beer. The music selection can best be described as pedestrian when it originally came out 10 or more years ago and now seems to border on the sadly ironic taste for nostalgic kitsch. Occasionally, a man will come over the sound system to engage the patrons in a game of trivia. The requisite TVs playing sports are present. The crowd is made up of the slowly bloating guys who were jocks in their prime but have now resigned themselves to button-down oxford shirts, khakis expanding waistlines and second chins, and the bottle blondes who can look past the creeping ravages of time and see husband material. read more

This place used to be great. Now it sucks. You stand outside in line forever, then there's a line inside to get downstairs to the dance floor. The staff is rude. Service takes forever. The steak tips and fries are good though, it is clean, and the decor is good I WILL NEVER GO BACK THOUGH read more

Why is there always a line down the block on a Saturday night? Seriously. I KNOW this isn't the only bar in the area. So, what gives? I really don't understand why people are willing to wait 45 minutes for this place. Though, if you get there any time before about 945, the wait is CONSIDERABLY less. I've been here a few times-- and I've had a good time. Though, I mean, for me all it takes is a quick shot of something divinely alcoholic and I can have a good time ANYwhere. Having two floors is pretty convenient-- but I find their dance floor gets REALLY slippery by about 1030. The lack of dress code is always a plus considering I live in flip flops through November. Still, this place is just absolutely nothing special-- though, I will give it 3 stars for not charging cover. read more

Ugh. Went here on Saturday after an OK (just OK) experience at Lolita's. This place is a total creature feature. We ordered some apps for our party of 6. Waitress was slow, unresponsive, and apparently not very motivated to get a tip. After we sat at the table with empty water glasses and empty app trays, we decided to order shots before heading downstairs to dance. And waited. And waited. After 40 (!!) minutes, we flagged down a guy to find our waitress. "No problem, I'll get her right now" he said. So we waited for him to get her to come over. And we waited. And waited some more. FINALLY, Ms. Grouchypants comes sloping over to us. My girlfriend, never shy, remarks: "We were going to order shots, but it's too late and we want to get downstairs and dance." She shrugged. Um, that would have been at least $50 added onto our tab if we each got a couple shots like we were planning. Good one, waitress. Needless to say, she lost her tip. After that fiasco, we got in line to go downstairs. The dancing/DJ is in the basement and so we had to stand in this awkward line next to everyone else's tables. There was some unbelievable prick of a "bouncer" who was on his phone the whole time, let in all his friends who just waltzed in off the street, etc. Annoying but at least we were in the front of the line. Then he let in 2 of our group. When we said no, there are 6 of us and we want to stick together, he just ignored that and said "either come down or get out of line". Are you kidding me? Two of us went down, leaving the other 4 waiting for about 15 minutes (lots of waiting at this establishment). Then some absolute sleaze comes over and starts hitting on my friend at the very front of the line, touching her arms and hair and telling the bouncer to let "sexy shorty" and her friends downstairs. My friend literally had to push this guy off her. Thankfully though he got her downstairs. The basement is like a middle school dance, with more sweaty frat guys. It is also a complete firetrap. We stayed near the stairs in case of emergency. This is where it got even worse. Some total creep literally circled the group of us for the ENTIRE TIME we were down there. I thought he was going to come up and shank one of us. So gross/weird. The bouncers weren't paying any attention, this guy was legit giving off the weirdest vibes. He had on a coat and a scarf even though this place was boiling and had his face half-covered. I'm sorry but I don't like feeling like cattle being circled by wolves - especially when the wolf in question smells and looks like he escaped from the funny farm. The cherry on top: the DJ messed up, stopped in the middle of a song, and then started playing it over from the beginning! Never again! read more

If I could start my Saturday night over again, I probably would've made a better attempt at trying to make that movie instead of falling back on Clery's. Alas, we missed the movie and walked into Clery's instead. I first went here when I moved to Boston 4 years ago and thought it was possible to conjure up nostalgia, and drunken mistakes. Nostalgia aside, the only mistake was walking in. Granted, we started the night early for Saturday night standards at 9pm. We figured at 9pm we were safely avoiding the overtly desperate yea-dudes and girls who suck face with eachother for the pink collared, hyper masculine meatheads (read: frat boys with finance jobs). 2nd mistake: these folk take their pack of cloned drones out early too. Sad thing is these people are my age, and trying their best at transfering their suburban ideals in my city at Clery's. Anyways it wasn't too busy at this point and we ordered a bottle of wine. I think the waitress was completely blitzed out of her mind (I would be too if I had to work there), as she brought us the wrong bottle and didn't see her again for another 2 hours so she could settle us up and get her shitty tip for making us watch the natives try their best at the mating/courting. By 10pm, the bar was packed and moving freely in the bar area was not easy. Oh and the sound system sucked ass, not only was it so loud I could barely hear my friends distract me from the shit storm that was abound, but the speakers were blown out and feedback was abundant. Finally at 11pm, the bar area relieved itself of the drunkards as they went downstairs to move awkwardly and rub their genitals against eachother (dance) on the dancefloor. We made our exit too, and left, much happier knowing we will never return. read more

I kind of don't understand this bar. So first, there's a long line to get into the venue. Then there's another line, twice as long, to get into the basement... and the basement isn't even that great.... it's super humid and gross in there with all the people... read more

If you're interested in viewing intoxicated young locals in their element, this is a good place to do it starting around 10:30pm on a Saturday. On the first floor, there is a pretty consistent stench of cess pool and the floor is sticky (sort of to be expected for a bar like this). The perks of this place is that there is plenty of space to wander around to find a less stinky and sticky place, and it doesn't take long to get yourself a drink. The line for the basement. I don't really understand this Boston phenomenon other than it's to be appreciated that you get to at least wait inside with such unforgiving winter weather. Frankly, it's the biggest waste of time. We stood in line for 45 minutes, and when we finally got towards the front, a bouncer who was literally blocking the entrance to the basement with his leg announced that it would be another 30 minutes before anyone would be let in. At this point it was after 12am, and since bars in this godforsaken town close down by 2am, it seemed like the best thing to do was admit defeat and relinquish that last precious hour of our Saturday night to the people with the brilliant idea to force people to go through an anticlimactic wait. At least they send a server out to take drink orders while you're waiting. One piece of advice: if you do go through with the wait, DO NOT leave anything down there and go upstairs. You will not be allowed back down to retrieve it. You will have to wait in line all over again to go back. read more

First of all, i cannot imagine why someone would host an event at this place. But, my friends did just that tonight. And being a good friend, I tried to go. As instructed by my friends in the invite, I walked to the front of the enormous line (seriously? A line for this place when there are so many good places nearby?) and told the door guys I was here for their party. They informed me, in the nastiest possible tone, that everybody waits in line, even those who have paid for an event. I pleaded with them to no avail, then asked for the manager on duty. Nope. So i left and went to coda, the awesome bar next door. So the lesson is, unless you want your friends treated poorly and be barred from your party, pick clery's for your event. read more

Go city themed sports team! Wooo yeah! Let's take Dillon's, fill it with a bunch of irritated staff, but add in an obnoxious basement dance floor that reminds me way too much of Daisy Buchanan's (in the clausterphobia, the clientelle, and the terrible music) and you pretty much have Clery's. If you want to be completely mindless, Bud swilling-Jam'n 94.5 listening-get low-fun, well, this is your place. Forget about any drink better than a rum and coke, because you'll just be looked at funny. There are by far better places to go in the South End, but I suppose I should be thankful that Clery's exists and keeps them out of other, better locales. read more