Wiseguy is my favorite pizza spot in the DMV, and this location specifically because it's open later than the others. On my most recent visit I got 2 slices: old faithful pepperoni, and a new kind to try, chicken parm. Both hit the spot! And now chicken parm will be in the rotation! read more

Wiseguy Pizza - Slice of chicken parm pizza - Pizza Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

I ordered today off of uber eats , my co worker fellow new yorker and pizza officianado told me this was one of the better offerings of the dmv for a slice. She was correct! I was hesitant to try a new place number one and to try cauliflower crust , but i can honestly Say it was so good and id definitely order it again the garlic knots really blew me away the side of sauce had that signature watery dmv flavor but not as bad as other places yet still had a flavor of its own i swear its the new york water thats makes a pizza a new york pizza but all that aside this is a solid buy! read more

Wiseguy Pizza - Garlic Knots - Pizza Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

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Had the grandma, mushroom truffle, korean chicken, and nashville hot chicken slices! The crispness on the pizza was elite and they tasted great. The grandma and mushroom truffle were better than the other two. The servers were super friendly and it was a super chill atmosphere. read more

Wiseguy Pizza - Pizza at Wiseguy - Pizza Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

Hours are good for a quick bite. Papa Johns across the street. I like their various options similar to Tandoori chicken and Korean chicken. Not the best by far but later hours got them an extra star. read more

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There is a variety of slices to choose from. They have almost a similar concept of two boots pizzeria in NYC with their fun names and unique toppings. It's a small shop with a few tables and chairs. A spot that even the FBI pops in to grab a slice. Pizza is subjective and it can be controversial. So what one person expects and experiences on taste will vary. As for me, I ordered the chicken Parmesan and Nashville hot slice. My sweetie ordered the supreme and godfather. The place was packed, but we were lucky to find a spot to eat quick before the movie. Customer service can be surly, and the one with the glasses was a bit snarky. The slices were heated a few minutes before we were able to pick them up at the counter. I would recommend if waiting on line to look at all the slices available. It will save time for both parties, and it might make the interaction more pleasant in the customer service department. Prices are reasonable considering it being in DC, and located less than a mile from all the main attractions. Oh and my Nashville hot and chicken parm was ok. I felt it tasted more of a sub sandwich than a pizza due to the thick texture of the dough. The sauce in my opinion was bland. The hubs slices was standard, but had good meat choices. Mine would be a great hangover pizza to soak up after a night out. Oh they also have slices of cake, and the carrot cheesecake is phenomenal. It reminds me of the cheesecake factory ones which was not that far from the pizza shop. Some places outsource their desserts. Overall a spot to grab and go if your looking for something quick and to fill your hungry bellies. read more

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some of the worse pizza I've ever had. Bacon was non existent and it tasted like cardboard. Frozen would be better

Was in DC for weekend trip and ordered a pizza, best decision all weekend! I'd highly recommend the supreme.

This place really lived up to the reviews. We ordered here via delivery service and the portions were huge. The pizza was packed with flavor from the Korean style pizza and the Nashville hot chicken. The sauces they had on the pizza were fantastic. The slices were gigantic and perfectly cooked with a crispy burnt char on the bottom. The pizza is on the pricier side but given the size, it was will worth it. They have different unique pizzas that's worth a try. 5/5 and would definitely come back again! read more

Wiseguy Pizza - Korean Chicken Pie - Pizza Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

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BTW: I did call...no one bothered to answer the phone BTW: I did call...no one bothered to answer the phone BTW: I did call...no one bothered to answer the phone BTW: I did call...no one bothered to answer the phone read more

Is it bad that I liked Wiseguy's New York-style pizza better than any pizza I've had in New York...? I don't know, but one thing's for sure: this margherita pie was absolutely bomb, delivered straight from the oven. The crust was substantial yet thin and crunchy. Spices were conveniently set out across the table so I was able to submerge my slices in red chili pepper flakes to my heart's content. If I needed to satisfy a pizza craving, this would be the spot. read more

Wiseguy Pizza - Margherita Pie - Pizza Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

Chicken paneer pizza is amazing! Ordered on postmastes at like midnight... literally the best pizza ever... worth the $$$ Garlic knots are soft af... best I've ever had read more

Wiseguy Pizza - Garlic Knots (get the six piece, we made a mistake) & Chicken Paneer Pizza - Pizza Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

Everything we tried tasted great : Paneer Chicken Supreme Nashville Chicken Pepperoni The special slice are a little costlier, staff is great! read more

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Ate here twice during my stay. Pizza excellent, service quick, price standard for DC. Nice place. Recommend.

Prepare to wait. This place is never on time with orders; I placed and oder with a 30 min lead pickup time and it wasn't ready and there was no one in the shop! Waste of time. Dominos is better. read more

Solid 5/5! I went here on a late Saturday night with a friend after carousing around DC. Hungry as we were, pizza would do the trick. The Food: After browsing all of the different pizza selections they had, I went with the Chicken Paneer and Buffalo Pizza. They were specialty slices so they were $4ish per slice. The flavor of the Buffalo pizza was delicious and the size of the slice was big as well. I'd say, the chicken paneer pizza was the best I had so far, all of the ingredients worked together and was delicious! I almost went back for another slice. The Service: The staff were friendly and got the orders/line moving quickly. My order came out in a timely manner as well. Overall, solid place for a late night pizza spot! I'll be back for sure. read more

Wiseguy Pizza - Chicken Paneer And Buffalo Pizza - Pizza Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

Small place with limited seating. Pizza was delicious and had many options available. Easy to order - separate lines for by the slice or whole pies. Can get busy on weekends and weekday early evenings but mostly take out. If you are a large group though, be aware that seating can be tricky. Pizza came out steaming hot- good flavors. read more

I've never had Wiseguy Pizza before but the pizza I had a chance to eat was called the godfather and mushroom pizza. This place is small and most people just pick it up and take it away. I liked how the mushroom pizza tasted. It was packed with flavor. I think East coast pizza joints are way better than in LA. They know how to do it and Wiseguy has a pretty cool concept where they have different old school photos of wise guys which is why I guess they named it that way. Whatever it is this pizza is delicious I don't know how they do it but I'm also glad I got to grab this and try a slice! I like how you can order per slice because I literally finished eating lunch but I also wanted to try this place out but not eat a whole pizza. read more

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Yum yum yum! I'm not sure what to say about the ambiance and service since I didn't eat here. But I did really like the pizza! I'd give the Margherita pizza a 10/10 and the pepperoni pizza a 7/10. Both of them had nice crispy crust. Loved the crust! I also liked how there was a good amount of sauce. I guess my only critique is that it wasn't as convincingly New York style as I was expecting. read more

Wiseguy Pizza - Margherita slice and pepperoni slice - Pizza Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

Pizza was Good...Staff was Great...Best Pizza in Washington DC...A must stop whenever I am downtown read more

Wiseguy Pizza - Pizza was amazing. Staff was GREAT - Pizza Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

I've found this surprising, but I've personally found it difficult to find good pizza in the DMV since moving here 4.5 years ago. I am partial to New York style pizza, so that could be why. Anyway, Wiseguy is the exception to this, and it is likely my favorite pizza that I've had anywhere, let alone in the DMV. I've been in person several times, as well as have ordered delivery, and it is always delicious. My favorite slices are their Buffalo chicken, their chicken parmesan, and the mushroom pizza, but I have never had a "bad" slice here. The slices are also huge, and I feel they are reasonably priced when compared to other places. I've also had slices of cake, their cookies, their garlic knots, and both their Caesar and Mediterranean salads. All have been delicious and in plentiful quantities. The Mediterranean salad is simple but particularly good, in my opinion. And the garlic knots are the best I've had. I've taken mutiple friends and family members here when they are visiting, and all have given rave reviews too. There are a few things to be aware of, though. If you go in-person, it's a very small shop with limited indoor seating. They do have some outdoor seating, but even that can get pretty packed. Additionally, as it does get busy, I recommend looking at their menu before going (I haven't found that their menu changes much like some other places might) and knowing what you want in advance because they move through the line pretty quickly. Efficiency is great, but it doesn't give much time to look at the menu and decide. If you order delivery or takeout, I do find that, like most pizzas, it cools down pretty quickly. I do not recommend eating their pizza lukewarm or cold. Not that it isn't still good, but it's so much better hot. So, I always stick my slices in the airfryer at 380 for about 4-5 minutes before eating (and do the same with the garlic knots, but for slightly less time). If you don't have an airfryer, then I recommend heating in the oven because I really do find that this makes a huge difference. Overall, I highly recommend Wiseguy Pizza. read more

We hit this spot on a Saturday night after a pizza search on yelp. It was busy, but the service was smooth and quick. The pizza is sold by the slice or whole and there were some pretty unique options. I had a slice of the margherita and the chicken paneer to go. The margherita was bot exceptional. Nothing fancy or amazing. I think liking the firm chewy crust was an adjustment. I favored the chicken paneer a little more. It had some different Indian flavors going on for a pizza. This is a decent pizza place. I just wanted to like it more. read more

Wiseguy Pizza - Pizza Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

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This is a great place to go for late night food. The paneer tikka pizza is amazing and I would highly recommend! The restaurant is pretty busy most of the time but food comes out quickly since it's just pizza by the slice. read more

Wiseguy Pizza - Paneer Tikka Pie - Pizza Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

Came here after church fellowship one weekday evening ... pretty empty which is great for me - someone who does not like lines. Lots of fun flavors like Nashville hot chicken, Indian curry flavor, KBBQ... and the more classic ones. We came as a group of 6 and got to order and get our food probably within 5 minutes!!! It is on the "pricier" end for thin crust pizza - about $5 a slice after taxes, but definitely still affordable all things considered for DC!! It's been a year and I'm still appalled at the DC food prices (although I think the pandemic kicked things more up) - but I did spend a lot of time in the Midwest, but I digress. For comparison, Costco pizza slice is $2 (they only have cheese/pepperoni though) and more greasy, and Andy's pizza (NYC style) has several locations with slices priced at $3.99, but they are also simpler in flavors. Okay, back to the Wiseguy slices: The crust is crisp and light, the flavors are solid. We definitely liked this joint and would return. They have condiments available if you eat in (most are outside seating, minimal indoor seating). One bathroom that was in the back - need a code and it was kept clean. The parking like mostly everywhere in DC, street parking (I think?). Would definitely return and am interested in trying more of their cool flavors. read more

Wiseguy Pizza - Slice of (1) Nashville Hot Chicken and (1) supreme with a side of garlic knots. Yumm!! Nashville Hot Chicken Pie Garlic Knots Supreme Pie - Pizza Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

Ordered 9 pizzas for a work luncheon. The variety was great for all large group. People really liked the Buffalo, backyard and paneer tikka in particular. read more

My favorite pizza in the city. Cheap for a slice, so many options, and the pizza is actually good. My go to door when I need a quick bite. Highly recommend the Korean pizza slice. read more

Lots of options for a quick slice. The pizza is decent and crust was crunchy and chewy. I wish the crust had a bit more flavor. The place is small with really only one bar and one communal table so we had to wait a few for a seat. read more

How do you send out a delivery order, TO A HOTEL, that is bone cold? Two frigid slices of soggy, tasteless wonder bread; the spiciest, yet salt-free, tomato sauce; huge, congealed chunks of mozzarella; and uncooked, thick pepperoni=TRASH read more

I highly recommend the Paneer Tikka pizza. Wow! Excellent thin crust. Delicious toppings. Great fusion!!

Great place to grab a slice, the pizza was perfectly cooked, crunchy crust with the perfect amount of sauce

They make a good pizza, but I wish that they had a plain vegan slice instead of/in addition to the vegan supreme. I wasn't a fan of sausage and peppers on my pizza before I went vegan, and I'm still not a fan now that I am vegan. The least they could do is make a plain vegan pie a clear option for ordering. read more

Great slices, quality and selection. But also very friendly - not terribly common for DC. Regular lunch customer.

Wow! I'm actually annoyed it's taken me this long to write a review for Wiseguy, some of my favorite pizza in the city! I've pretty much had every slice at Wiseguy lol but my favorite slices are - Chicken Parmesan, Buffalo, and the Margherita!! You honestly can't go wrong with anything here. I normally for pick up, or through a deliver app! read more

Very disappointing given all the rave reviews - more of a 3.5, but leaning 3 for me. This is wannabe NY pizza, and it's not a bad impression, but the crust was more burned than thin and crispy, and the cheese slice didn't leave much of an impression on flavor. The mushroom truffle pizza, on the other hand, did, but not in a good way - I'm a vegetarian who isn't a fan of the taste of meat (no Impossible or Beyond for me, thanks), and maybe the blend of goat, mozzarella, and parmigiano cheeses, as well as the truffle oil, was just too decadent in its umami-ness for me, my initial reaction was "this tastes like meat." My partner said the mushroom pizza was still better than the vegan one, so I'm glad I didn't try that, but it sounds like the best choice would have been margherita, since he really liked that slice. Apparently, the prices are reasonable for pizza these days, but memories of Brooklyn pizza 30 years ago, (tastier AND cheaper) make this more than I'd want to spend for a meal in DC. read more

Was on our back home...but got a hankering for some pizza. I wanted to try Stellina's but they are closed on Mondays so I was bummed. So we found Wiseguys which wasnt too far from where we were leaving the hotel. For me I like a simple pie sometimes so we went with the Margherita pizza. Big hot saucy and cheesy....and a tad bit greasy. But hey the flavor is in the fat right? It needed some salt or some oregano in the sauce. It was a bit a sticker shock as the pizza and 3 cokes was a whopping $39! But my hankering was satisfied! Yummy deliciousness! read more

Wiseguy Pizza - HITTING THE ROAD WITH A HOT CHEESY Margherita pizza...almost GONE! - Pizza Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

Pizza tastes like pizza I grew up with in NJ. Made me miss being in there. We had the pepperoni and sausage. Yum!

Not friendly to Hispanic, made fun of my wife's accent and refused to serve her. Wouldn't recommend if you Latino

I tried vegan pizza for the first time and it was so good! The cheese was extra creamy and it was a little spicy. I only give it 4 stars because when I asked the cashier if he could clean a table off, he just swiped everything on the floor with a dry paper towel... just had me thinking about their sanitation practices read more

Wiseguy Pizza - Vegan Supreme - Pizza Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

I've been to wiseguy plenty of times and I'll just say They have plenty of options, their pizza is so good. It's always nice and fresh tasting, I also like that they are open late. I personally enjoy their Nashville hot slice, but honestly everything looks delicious. read more

HORRENDOUS service, unimpressive food. Delivery took 2 hours for a restaurant ONE MILE away (original estimation for 1 hour). A driver wasn't event assigned until 30 minutes after delivery estimate. Called Wiseguy, and they blamed it on drivers. Thompson has no way to contact directly and they are responsible for contracting delivery services. Can't be the driver's fault if they hadn't even been assigned yet. Terrible system that evades accountability. Pizza arrived cold and soggy. Never again. Not even a little bit worth it. (Thompson, I don't need your PR apology response promising to do better in the future unless it includes a full refund to my original form of payment. I don't live here. Will never order from here again on future visits). read more

Disappointing. The pizza itself was pretty decent, especially the Grandfather. Chicken paneer masala didn't really taste like it sounds, but I guess it still had good flavor. Pizza crust was crispy, which was a win. Mushroom truffle was my favorite though What really knocked it down was absolutely terrible service. Normally I don't care too much about "great service" when it comes to these types of joints, but if it makes it hard to enjoy the food regardless, then that's when it's a problem. - sign says there are nuts in the chicken tikka, so I asked if there was peanuts (with someone with a peanut allergy). And they could not understand the question. "It has vegetables. So you don't want?" - the communal Parmesan was out, so I asked to get it refilled for the multiple people waiting. There were 5 staff just standing around doing nothing and they handed it to one person. She didn't do it. 10 minutes later, I am still standing next to them waiting, so I asked again and they continued to stand there and re-ask the same person, who eventually got it. - literally someone squealed and said she saw a rat crawling around the restaurant - one customer paid for his pizza and didn't receive his pizza. They apparently gave his pizza order away to another customer read more

Wiseguy Pizza - Chicken Paneer Masala Pie - Pizza Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

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