My first experience with Five Guys was about 10 years ago, back in the glorious 'burbs of Northern Virginia, when the high school seniors would drive us freshmen to grab burgers and fries after indoor track meets. This was back when there were only five locations, and until about a month ago I had zero idea they had expanded outside of the Virginia area. But anyway, let me give you the scoop on this fine location (and do my best to avoid rambling like an old man on the porch).
The gf and I walked over this evening - "Opening Day" - for a late dinner. It has the familiar red+white checkered theme of Five Guys, a spacious seating area, and is in a great location at Clark+Fullerton. Back in the day we would go to a cramped location in a dumpy part of town, but I don't miss it much - this place looks awesome and still manages to feel authentic.
There are peanuts for you to munch on while you're in line or waiting for your order to come out. Back in the day you used to just drop the shells on the ground, but as I dropped my first peanut shell I realized the floors were pristine, so maybe this isn't kosher at the Chicago locations... but if you do happen to see other people doing it, go ahead and join them!
We each got a "little" cheeseburger and then split a regular fries. I can't say enough about how delicious the burgers are, and there are plenty of toppings to choose from, including grilled mushrooms and jalapenos. And don't worry, there isn't some "secret" menu like at those uppity In 'n' Out burger joints. As for size... we used to take down double cheeseburgers after workouts in high school, but unless you're amazingly hungry a normal-sized hamburger will be plenty.
The fries are also to die for. Back in the day (I need to stop saying that) they would have a chalkboard behind the counter saying where their fries had been shipped fresh from on that particular day. They don't have that here, but the fries still taste amazingly fresh. Insider's tip: the regular fries are PLENTY for two people. If you're ordering takeout, they will put an 8oz styrofoam cup in your bag and then proceed to fill it with about 2 cups' worth of fries.
Did I mention how greasy all this stuff is? This is not the place to go if you're on a diet. The final touch at any Five Guys is receiving your brown paper bag covered in grease splotches from the burgers and fries. As Dr Nick would say, that's your window to weight gain. But after my amazing meal, I can attest that you will almost certainly find the calories to be worth it. read more