Strap in, kids. It's collateral damage day. As the requisite disclaimer, I'm not just a repeat guest at Dandan, but I spent a little time behind the bar here, so my level of detail may be a little finer than average.
So...we're talking about Chinese food here. Not some sort of fusion (with one exception), not the traditional recipes that some folks have grown up eating. At no point did I see a descriptor that said "authentic" nor does it qualify for the definition of cultural appropriation (typically involves members of a dominant group exploiting the culture of less privileged groups -- often with little understanding of the latter's history, experience and traditions) If you don't get that, that's your own failing. Please tell me again what the authentic, traditional General Tso's recipe is?
The menu is divided up with dim sum and dumplings being the smaller plates, pancakes and the rice & noodles getting a little bigger, then the entrees. The plates are meant to be shared because, follow me here, they aren't complete composed dishes. While they do have multiple pieces, there is no standard that says a dish has to be eaten entirely on its own. Again, if you don't get it, and you feel the need to hold that against a place, you are what's wrong with Yelp.
Among the dim sum, I lean mostly towards the tiger salad (because the crispy duck makes that dish pop), the crab Rangoon (because the "filling in every bite" cylinders are an improvement on the deep-fried pouches you get from take-out), and the pea tendrils & garlic (because I do like vegetables sometime). The egg rolls are also good, but I've never made it a point to go somewhere just because I like their egg rolls.
For the dumplings, I highly advise the pork for the full flow of heat. It's got a nice burn from beginning to end rather than just killing the tip of your tongue for the night. A little beer goes a long way towards soothing your palate after. Also, foie and short rib dumplings. Very rich, and worth it for the taste, but not something I'd want to load up on at once due to the richness. That might be why they're smaller in size and aren't intended to be an entree portion, but Yelpers know best, right?
Noodles and rice are my favorite category to pull from. The one real fusion dish is the Jewish-Chinese schmaltz fried rice. Google schmaltz and understand why this dish may not be healthy, but tastes like something you wish you cooked at home. The rice, Singapore noodles, twice cooked pork belly and cumin lamb are my absolute favorites here.
I haven't had the duck, however. Not because I'm peacefully supportive of their right to not be prepared over time and served deliciously to my belly, but because they sell out fast. They look spectacular, and I've not heard anything bad said about them, but it's all in the timing. Earlier reservations usually buy them out. If you missed the duck, the whole snapper, awesomely spicy happy chicken, General Tso's cauliflower (they made a vegetable not taste like a vegetable - win!) and the smoked beef are all good choices. The sole thing I'll say about the beef is that I add hot sauce. I like spice and when eating everything else spicy, this one suffers by comparison.
Now, you're looking at this menu and thinking, "How many courses do I need to order? Will this dinner take three hours?" The answer is simple....as the food is ready, it comes to your table. Sometimes one dish at a time, sometimes two or three. This is because things take different amounts of time to cook. So you say, "But I want my dumplings first, then I want my noodles. And so does my date!" And that's cool too, because the staff trained to be the only staff in Milwaukee that knows how to course out your meal simply by saying "Yes, we can have the food come out in a specific order." It took me being a Yelp Elite for six years to find a place that could do that for the asking.
Desserts are solid choices here, too. Eyes may roll over this, but the donuts are pretty awesome, and so is the green tea cake.
The Dandan Mai Tai is a high proof way to start the evening, and the two tap cocktails, (Mule and Forbidden City) are good second choices. I suppose the high price point matches the idea that you've got the liquor for two drinks in one glass, but I guess you'd have to do the comparison to probably every other bar that does any sort of tiki or craft approach. Beer selections are good in the bottle, best from the tap. And wine, well, a standard pour is 5 ounces. And that's what you get.
If I've learned anything in writing this and reading through the other reviews of Dandan, it's that I'm embarrassed to be associated with people who deal in blatant lies about their experiences, critique because they don't know how to ask a simple question, or would rather complain about prices than eat somewhere more suited to your spending level. At some point, you stopped sharing experiences and became entitled douchebags. read more