Yo! Great food!!! Love the spam bitchwich. Warning order ahead of time online, if not the wait at the door can be long.... Forewarned. Great food great service, join the bitch mafia. I'll be back tomorrow morning!!!! read more

Biscuit Bitch - Spam Bitchwich - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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I've got something for your mind, your body, and your soul. It makes me wanna eat. Damn I'm just a B, it's pathetic Orderings a big headache Eatin' Sippin' on cold iced tea Oh man, I have to leave today Now breakfast ain't easy but it's necessary So I'm eating bitches like a cassowary I put the biscuit to the mo-uth Made by ladies from the sou-th You know how it's made Sausage churpin Biscuit burnin Waiting on tables Hankering cables Like a southern belle But I ain't gonna go through hell Like I just said But I wanna get paid Til this sandwich is laid So when you want to get this food Cause you know breakfast this good Is down for whenever read more

Bitchin - Hearty Sammie's - Gritz done right! Heard about it for a while, it was finally time to pull the trigger. They say from "trailer park to table" well whatever trailor park it is....id hang there. I came on a Monday afternoon, only took about ten minutes for my sandwich. Got the bitchen combo because I wanted a coffee and gritz too. Coffee was the only thing I didn't like, but gritz and the sandwich made up for it by leagues. I got the Bitchwich with a spicy sausage with the bitchen sauce, and eggs. It was spicy, flavorful, the biscuit was perfect. No other way to describe the food other than fantastic! Or better, it was bitchen! read more

Biscuit Bitch - Hot mess Bitchwitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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Family-friendly? No. Delicious? Yes. A friend recommended this place after his own trip to Seattle. We opted to try the Seattle Bitch, biscuits smothered in gravy then topped with spicy sausage, cream cheese, and carmelized onions. The cream cheese really balances out the kick in the sausage, though I think this would be even better topped with jalapeños or pickled red onions--it was missing something to really cut through the heaviness. I thought the price was a little steep until two of us could barely get through one order. So much food and so filling! There's a sign out front that tells you how long of a wait to expect on your food. I'd recommend checking the wait time, ordering online, and then walking around Pike Place until you get a text for pickup. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Seattle Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

It's ok food, but the service is what you go for. Perfect biscuits But the gravy was a bit too salty. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Both my husband and I loved the fluffy biscuits and gravy offered up at Biscuit Bitch. He got the plain biscuits and gravy and I got the one with cheese and eggs and grits as well. We were both impressed with all the components of both. The grits were perfect, the gravy delicious, and the eggs scrambled just right. One thing to note before you go, it is a walk-up window with limited seating outside. This was fine for us as they weren't too busy, but you may want to have a back-up plan for where you are going to eat your food once you pick it up. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Straight Up Bitch and Gritty Cheesy Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Big fluffy biscuits. Worth the wait. Not a sit down restaurant, you order at the door and wait. We went on a Sunday morning so it was about 25-30. My grandson gave them a big thumbs up! And as a visitor from North Carolina they had some tuff critics. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Outside - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

We got there 10 mins before they open and people were already waiting. As the ladies opened shop and starting setting the register by the door, we realized there's no indoor seating. And a word of caution...they use the word "bitch" quite often lol, like in every sentence. It was entertaining though and didn't feel offended at all! So you basically scan the QR code and place your order online. You wait and they call your name when your order is ready. The wait wasn't long and we headed back to our hotel lobby to eat. The sandwich was huge and shareable for sure. My greedy ass ate the whole thing though hahaha. read more

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Quick service, deliciously flaky buttery biscuits, and great coffee take out joint. They even had some tables set up to sit outside if the weather is nice. Definitely worth the walk from the convention center! read more

Yes. This really is "bitchin good"!! When I came, the guy said wait time is about 45 min but it could be less. Def waited more of 30 min! I got the bitchwich with the hot links. It was very loaded and super tasty. Had egg and cheese in it as well! Love that the biscuit part wasn't super doughy. Texture was just right. FYI: to order, you scan the QR code and pay online. Then they'll call your name to pick up and you must show ID. I was lucky enough to snag a single chair and a table for myself. But outdoor seating is limited. Would try this place again!! read more

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Food was amazing! Great hole in the wall place. If you're looking for a quick, good biscuit and gravy definitely check it out!

This was a spot where ordering was done online or at the window. There was no seating available except for a few tables outside. There was also a waiting time that seemed to be updated as needed outside the little window too. The menu offered mostly some type of biscuit combinations. I had the smokin hot bit** ($13.75). It was a biscuit topped with sausage gravy, shredded cheddar, a split-grilled Louisiana hot link and jalapenos. The biscuit was covered with gravy, so it was tough to get a great feel on how that was, but the gravy was very tasty with a little bit of spice. The hot link was grilled to perfection and also was a bit spicy. It was a simple dish, but not overall filling. Will I go back? I suppose. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Smokin Hot Bit** - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Always stop by on my trips to Seattle. Funny concept, great comfort food. Be prepared to wait since it's a popular establishment. Hoping this makes It out to LA one day. read more

Service was great food was awesome! The vibes was fun and enjoyable! I'd be back when I'm in town! read more

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Epic experience! Love the environment. Feels like home. Don't be a b****! Lol Thanks for shirt!

Don't let the line scare you. Brilliant concept. Order via QR code, wait out side to get your order & everyone is a Bitch. Ambiance- bring your coat if there is a wait. The hip music cheers up the crowd as well as the fantastic staff. The biscuits were so good! Best gluten-free biscuit ever. My guy had the regular biscuit with egg, cheese and sausage & jalapeños. Delicious read more

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I came here on vacation from a recommendation from an associate at our hotel. He told us to order on the app as we walked toward the location. (Definite Pro Tip) They only take orders online. My BF and I shared a meal. We are there on the sidewalk tables. It was great! I just wish there was a little more gravy but everything tasted amazing. If there wasn't so much else to try while visiting, I would definitely go back. Worth trying and highly recommend!! read more

Biscuit Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Ordered online, got ready, and as we exited the hotel, we received a text message saying our order was ready. The food was perfect, just no napkins in the bag. This location is a pick-up window only, however, they have a handful of tables on the sidewalk- mostly 2 person tables... but I did see one 4 person. The drink I got was a diet soda and they just give you a can. When you order online it seems like you'd be getting a lid/straw but nahhh- it's a canned soda. I wish I had gotten a side of gravy and maybe tasted their jam so don't be like me and have regrets, just order it. The biscuits were fresh, not soggy, like some other review said and buttery! The grits were also pretty good. Most reasonably priced and delicious meal I had in Seattle during my stay. read more

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Biscuit Bitch is a Seattle go to. The biscuits are perfection-- moist and flaky. The Dirty Pumpkin Latte is spicy and a hot elixir of love. Treat yourself to a Seattle favorite. Plus, you will join the throngs of devoted fans. You're welcome of bitches! Love this place! (Note: order through the app. Outdoor seating.) read more

The food was really good! This is the kind of spot where you walk up to the window, place your order, and then grab a seat outside at a picnic table--simple and laid-back. The biscuits were the highlight for me, so fresh and incredibly fluffy, the kind you can't stop eating. Perfect place for a relaxed bite with no fuss, just great flavors. read more

Biscuit Bitch does not mess around when it comes to how they want you to read their signs. They will not greet you or explain to you how things work when you approach the door. They place a table and register at the door to keep you at bay and expect you to read their many posted signs (see photos). I don't take it personally, but if you are easily offended, this is not the place for you. On to the food! I ordered online so that I could do a quick drop by since there is no parking. I got the Hot Mess Bitch ($15.25) and this thing was heavy and filling! I shared this with my hubby and we couldn't finish it. It comes with garlic grits, spicy sausage, jalapeños, eggs, and two biscuits at the bottom. The flavors worked so well together and it was a hearty breakfast. The biscuits were doused in so much gravy that I can't speak to how buttery or flaky the biscuits were. But I can say that they were not dry or crumbly! The guy who called my name and gave me my food was super friendly and kind. Don't let the name scare you, the people here are nice! However, I don't think they tolerate anyone who asks questions that are already addressed on their signs. I highly recommend this place if you're in the area looking for breakfast! read more

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Nice little breakfast spot. Limited seating but it is well worth it. Good vibes, good food, and good peeps! When i am back in town, they deserve another visit. Oh, and they have swag for sell too! Hell Yeah Bitches! Haha read more

Biscuit Bitch - Scan and order, ask for a menu, or talk to someone in person. - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Perfect for special occasions. Impressive food presentation and knowledgeable staff. Limited vegetarian options, but what we had was great

How can you resist a place with a name like Biscuit Bitch? Their specialty is making very large biscuits (like the size of a big hamburger bun) and filling it or topping it with breakfast goodness like eggs and sausage. Obviously, the names of their stuff isn't exactly family-friendly I had the Easy Bitch, which is a split biscuit with each half topped in an over-easy egg and covered in sausage gravy. It's a glorious sloppy mess that must be eaten with utensils, but it was excellent. Others in our group ordered the handheld Bitchwiches that had stuff like sausage and bacon. Everyone loved what they got. If you are in the area and want something great for breakfast or even lunch, you got to try this place out. This location is on 1st Ave, just north of the Inn at the Market, where we stayed. There is no indoor seating but they do setup a few small tables and chairs along the sidewalk. Just know that since this a popular spot, it also attracts a lot of homeless so expect to be approached while you're standing around. I mean that's just downtown Seattle in general, but be aware. read more

What a great spot to grab and go. One thing I recommend is to order your food early before arriving to the spot. We got there and it was a 45 minute wait so we had to walk around while waiting. The wait is sure worth it. The hot mess Bitch was a biscuit topped with their sausage gravy, shredded cheese, grilled hot link topped with jalapeños. The gravy was delicious and the link was spicy and delicious. The bitchwich with bacon was my favorite. The biscuit went perfect with bacon, cheese and egg. I ordered a side of mushroom gravy and drizzled it on top of every bite I took. So good. Definitely recommend trying Biscuit Bitch out read more

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I finally checked out this gem I had bookmarked, and boy, was it worth the wait! As we approached, the line of locals and tourists hinted at something great - or maybe just a really popular fire drill? But no, it lived up to the hype! First off, can we talk about the name? I seriously regret not snagging some merch; "Biscuit Bitch" would look great to rock! Now, onto the scrumptious stuff. We dove into the Hot Mess and the Biscuit with gravy and scrambled eggs. Absolute perfection! The grits were like a smooth jazz concert for my taste buds, and those biscuits? Lol They practically did a happy dance in that gravy lake of deliciousness! The customer service was absolutely amazing!! Such nice people! I love it! Next time I'm back in Seattle- I'm trying the Biscuit wiches! Please take me back for more!! read more

Biscuit Bitch - Hot mess - Garlic Grits & Butter Hot link Seattle Fog - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Everything was delish! I understand why ppl wait in line to order. Service was great. The food came out right when they said it would!

What attitude this place has, so don't be offended at all when you come here. Being the early bird foodie tourist that has no patience waiting for lines, I made sure I was in line by 7:59am to get my breakfast fix and there's nothing like a good morning greeting from the staff "wassup bitch!" First of all, know that I love biscuits and this was a must try for me. This place is indeed as popular as the stars indicate and biscuit sandwiches are as delicious as rated. I ordered the bacon bitchwich ($7.50- buttered biscuit sandwich with egg, cheddar, bacon, bitchy sauce) and a buttered up bitch ( $5.75 - Big-ass biscuit with butter + choice of spread on the side). Being a biscuit lover I had to try the biscuit al natural, hence the buttered up bitch order and I was pleased at how big the biscuit was, how dry and moist it was at the same time, and the jam was so good. What jam was that?! Boysenberry? The bacon bitchwich had the perfect amount of egg, bacon and cheese (not too stuffed) and the bitchy sauce was SO good. I cannot finish the biscuit sandwich in one sitting and especially not for breakfast, but it was quite a morning treat! Do know that you can order online. The only thing is you won't know how long the wait is unless you go to the store and see the wait time sign posted outside. When you get there and see how long the wait it, you can order at the counter, or you can scan the QR code and order online after you have a better idea of how long the wait was. When they post 15min wait time, they're pretty accurate which I appreciate. Definitely a go to spot for a delicious breakfast sandwich! read more

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Highly recommended. The biscuit is incredible. The bacon egg and cheese help make for the perfect combo. I highly recommend paying the extra dollar for the jam. A light spread of the jam is a nice touch to the breakfast sandwich. There is extremely limited seating so be prepared to take it elsewhere. You can also place an order online. This helps be wise each order is made fresh to order and can take a little bit of time. Well worth the wait. I did have to show id when I picked up the food but I did not mind at all because this small business has had to deal with a lot of credit card fraud which is very unfortunate. So do NOT get offended if they ask to verify your order. Chargebacks and fraud can crush any business, big or small. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Bacon egg cheese biscuit - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

So if you're in Seattle and are looking to try this place out. It does get fairly busy being right down the street from Pike Place Market. Don't expect to be seated in an AC or have servers or anything. It's more of an order through your phone via QR code and wait until your name is called for when you get the text to pick up your food. There are tables and chairs around the area but they are first come first serve. Took about less than 30min to get my order As for the biscuits, it was overall good and had heaps of bacon bits all over. The sausage gravy to me was ok felt like it was missing something and the biscuit towards the center was a little dry but didn't keep me from finishing it I would I eat here again? Yes, I'd like to try their other menu items next time. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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Where else can you get some great Biscuits and Gravy? Biscuit Bitch is where it's at. It can get busy at times but don't let that scare you away because orders are pretty fast. Highly recommend. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Biscuits and Gravy - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Came here for a biscuit on a sunday morning! Was easily able to order ahead online and just come to the little shop to pick up. The shop is just a little ordering booth and there are a couple outside tables but not many options for seating. I really enjoyed my biscuit. I also got the jam and I don't usually love jam but this jam was tasty! They also had gluten free options! This was a great little breakfast option! Yum! read more

Biscuit Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

This was amazing! The biscuit dish of spicy sausage, grits, biscuits and gravy was so delicious. The flavor was well balanced. If you are ever in Seattle try this place out read more

I'm from Texas and this was the best biscuits and gravy I've ever had . The food is so good and has great flavor . The only negative is there is very limited seating and it's all outside so just be aware of that . Other than that it's a need to try if you're in Seattle . read more

Biscuit Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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Stopped by and ordered online, super easy! The staff was friendly and had great energy ("Thank you, bitches!", what a vibe). Our food was ready in 40 minutes, earlier than expected. We shared the Straight-Up Bitch with hot link and spam, so good! The gravy could've used a bit more salt, but the biscuits were soft and fluffy, and the spam was perfect. One of the best biscuits and gravy dishes I've had! read more

Really yummy food and great customer service, plenty of options for vegan and vegetarians alike. Gravy was really groovy. ;) Really enjoyed the fun vibes but not much seating area except at Pike's Market. read more

Omg, Biscuit Bitch was one of my favorite meals in Seattle! I got it for breakfast and ordered online so we could be occupied during the wait, cause it was about 45min-1hr! I ordered the Hot Link Bitchwich. The sausage was soo juicy and spicy! The biscuit was crispy and flavorful. The meal was about $8 but it was so filling and I didn't even finish. If you are visiting Seattle, you HAVE to try Biscuit Bitch! Best breakfast ever. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Hot Link Bitchwich - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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Crazy good biscuits. Service was friendly, funny. Love love love those garlic grits. Homemade jam was delish. Highly recommend. read more

The staff member who greeted us us was so fun! They explained the order process and made suggestions. I ordered a sandwich while others in my party ordered the biscuits and gravy with grits. Everything was wonderful! I loved that it kept me full for sightseeing. My only complaint is that it is a walk-up/takeout place only. There were a few tables around but not nearly enough for the number of people there. read more

Food was subpar. Not great for the value. I wouldn't recommend it. Cleanliness was an issue, too.