When in Rome .... Stayed right next door prior to our cruise and had to try out the Biscuit Bitch. I am not a biscuit girl, but! The Gritty Scramble was amazing! And the vibe - pure Seattle. read more

I love almost everything about Biscuit Bitch. We were there on a busy Saturday morning in July. The wait for our food took over an hour. It's nice that they will text you when it's done, so you don't need to hang around. There's plenty to see and do in the area. I don't recommend coming here if you're starving though, as I imagine there's almost always a wait. The service here is hilarious in a good way. They yell a lot and swear, but it's all really funny. [[HIGHLIGHT]]Also, be aware that there is practically nowhere to sit except on the the sidewalk or at one of their three tables. You will want to take your food elsewhere.[[ENDHIGHLIGHT]] I had a bacon egg biscuit with a side of cheesy grits and a cup of coffee. The biscuit sandwich was excellent with a fried egg and thin, crispy bacon. The bitch sauce and the cheese is what makes this so special. The cheesy grits were also really good and very cheesy. I struggle to give this five stars as I don't know if it's worth it if you have to wait over an hour like I did, but if I only had to wait 30 minutes I may have felt different. read more

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We have recently moved to the area and exploring breakfast options. If rude service, the smell of urine and birds crapping everywhere, along with mediocre food is your thing. Hallelujah, you have found your place. I however will not be back. The "bitch" tourist skit is just an excuse for rudeness and poor service. I cannot fathom why you'd want your business to be associated with "bitchiness". This whole concept is lost on me. There are too many better breakfast options in the area. If you are looking for a venue with a more "edgy" grown up vibe that serves great biscuits, 5 Point Cafe is a superior choice. read more

During my recent trip to Seattle, I made it a point to try Biscuit Bitch. Biscuits and gravy is one of my favorite comfort foods, so this spot was high on my list. I ordered the Pork N' Bitch, which came with biscuits as the base, smothered in sausage gravy and topped with plenty of shredded cheese and bacon bits. The portion was huge and enough to feed two people. I only managed to eat half, and it kept me full for about eight hours. This is definitely a heavy and hearty meal. As for the taste, it was delicious and very savory. The biscuit was soft, and the bacon bits added a nice crispy texture. My only complaint is that I wish there had been more gravy. I also didn't really taste any sausage in the gravy. I was expecting more of a traditional Southern-style sausage gravy, but the flavor was a bit different from what I'm used to. [[HIGHLIGHT]]This is more of a take out spot, as there isn't any indoor dining.[[ENDHIGHLIGHT]] [[HIGHLIGHT]]Fortunately, it's located near the Pike's Marketplace, so I recommend taking your food for a walk toward the waterfront and finding a nice place to enjoy your meal.[[ENDHIGHLIGHT]] One funny thing was that I was expecting the person taking my order to greet me with, "Good morning, bitch! What can I get you?" Instead, he called me "sweetheart." LOL. Maybe he could tell I wasn't a local. read more

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We walked over to biscuit bitch & scanned their QR code to order. It took about 15-20 min to get our order, so we walked around the area while we waited for the text. We got their bacon egg sausage biscuit and it was delicious! The biscuit was not dry at all & had good flavor. The only thing I think it is missing, which is personal preference, is some honey! read more

Biscuit Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

How can you go wrong with a restaurant called Biscuit Bitch??? They hired the right people to run that ship...from the guy taking orders to the cooks who make the delicious breakfast to the gal with an incredible set of lungs connecting patrons with their meal...such a great spot. [[HIGHLIGHT]]There's no indoor seating so be prepared to find a spot to eat your food (we went down to the fish market patio...it was perfect).[[ENDHIGHLIGHT]] We went early Sunday morning and waited about 15 mins for our food. I can imagine that the line can get very long later in the morning. If you like biscuits and gravy, this is your spot and be prepared to hear some really colorful language spoken with love and joy. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Biscuits and gravy with grits, cheese, and scrambled eggs. Hubby has a bacon egg sandwich. - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

The famous biscuit bitch It was super bomb but very heavy, seatings were outside very limited, what a cool little spot to try, delicious, the biscuits were huge, with lots of toppings on top, I enjoyed it very much, place was funny that's what attracted me here to check em out! You do encounter some homeless people but they were chill, liquor store next door to have a drink combo with these biscuits read more

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So much fun-a great way to start your day! The fun and friendly staff will put a smile on your face. The delicious biscuits and egg sandwiches will, too. Walk up counter. [[HIGHLIGHT]]A few sidewalk tables.[[ENDHIGHLIGHT]] read more

The biscuit was a bit on the dryer side but the taste was good, portion was on the bigger side and especially for the price. My boyfriend tried the biscuit with bacon and cheese and a gravy. I believe it was about $15 or so? He spent about 22 total with a drink too. Service is friendly, the vibes here are basically the same treatment for everybody, if you get what I mean. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Biscuit Bitch is the perfect breakfast option to grab-and-go while enjoy Pike Place in Seattle! [[HIGHLIGHT]]There isn't indoor seating. You either order at the window in-person, or you can scan the QR code post outside to order online. They also have the approximate wait time posted outside. They do have some tables outside when the weather is nice![[ENDHIGHLIGHT]] Good was ready quick despite it being busy on a Friday morning! The hot link sandwich was delicious! The biscuits are buttery and flaky and perfectly golden brown! read more

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I went on a Monday, late morning. There wasn't much of a line so it was perfect. I ordered and paid and waited about 15 minutes for my order. It was delicious. The chai was perfect. The sandwich was just about perfect. I wasn't expecting the sauce, so it was a little surprise, but yummy. [[HIGHLIGHT]]There are tables and chairs along the sidewalk so there were places to sit and eat.[[ENDHIGHLIGHT]] The first Street location is very close to the train station so it is easy to get to. I'm definitely going back when I'm in Seattle next. read more

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Every time we visit Seattle coming to biscuit bitch is a MUST! Per usual, we enjoyed our meal. Introduced this place to our boys and they gave it a two thumbs up! read more

Biscuit Bitch - HOT MESS BITCH - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

I saw the reviews for this cheeky named spot on Yelp and knew I had to give it a try during my Seattle trip and it did not disappoint! I ordered the gritty scrambled cheesy bitch and it was so delicious! The food itself was so comforting and the flavors worked so well together! The grits in it really made the meal for me. This is a small spot where you order at the front and wait for your name to be called. Because this is a popular spot, wait times can be a bit long. You can either take your food to go or there are a few tables out on the side walk in front of the store to enjoy your food. Overall, I would recommend this spot and would come back in the future! read more

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[[HIGHLIGHT]]What a fun place!![[ENDHIGHLIGHT]] We walked up and the line was out the door!! You walk up to place your order and you're greeted "What can I get for you Bitch?". We ordered a sausage, Egg, and Cheese Bitchwich! I know it's simple, but wow!! What flavor!! It so many layers of flavors with the perfect balance sweet and savory, Let me tell you...these "Bitches" can make some great food and make it fun for all the customers! Too bad it's all take out orders! But definitely a good spot to get something on the run! Cool place!! Highly recommend you stop by to see these "Bitches"! read more

Biscuit Bitch - Great take out place!!! Love it!! - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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Never have I've been called a bitch when ordering. But it was an up beat Welcome Bitch! [[HIGHLIGHT]]It's a different type of food spot. Not calling it a restaurant because you can't really eat on site. The store front is just the register with the rest of the space is a kitchen.[[ENDHIGHLIGHT]] [[HIGHLIGHT]]If you want to sit somewhere there's some outdoor seating adjacent to the building next to them. Otherwise this spot is more of a pick up and go spot.[[ENDHIGHLIGHT]] I got the Easy Bitch which is mostly biscuits and gravy with an over easy egg. My only complaint is one of the biscuits were not completely baked/cooked and was a little raw/doughy. Overall it was delicious and filling. A bit heavy meal to have. read more

I read that the Orange Infused White Mocha is a Biscuit Bitch Favorite, and is now my favorite! Definitely helped me wake up. I wish I had gone there in person. My friend picked up my order and told me how cool the experience was. read more

I'm going to acknowledge up front I have biscuit bias being from the south but these were still good! Looking for breakfast on Sunday morning and found this place on yelp and truly the pro tip is to order online!!!! We did that because we weren't sure how long would it take and we had to walk there and I'm so glad we did! We got there just before 11am and they sold out pretty quickly after so order ahead! I got their house special basic BEC biscuit and shared grits with a friend. The grits are fine lol not worth it imo but the biscuits are tasty! Sauce is a great touch and a solid tasting biscuit. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Awe man, I will dream about this breakfast. I stopped by Biscuit Butch while at a work conference. [[HIGHLIGHT]]Grabbed an online order and manage to snag one of the outdoor tables to people watch and enjoy my food.[[ENDHIGHLIGHT]] There was a large crowd of people waiting for their food so I'd recommend ordering online and then picking up. The staff was really nice and it was endearing being called bitch in an endearing way! The biscuit sandwich was butter and so tasty, and the creamy grits were so satisfying. I will have to go back during my next visit. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Spam Bitchwich - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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got the cheddar egg biscuit & orange cardamom mocha 10/10 best brekky place ever love the people and the food they do take a bit longer than expected but food comes out piping hot and delish. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Haha! The name will grab you, but the awesomely large and tasty biscuit creations will capture your heart. You will come back often. This is clearly a local favorite place. My sister and I found this great sideway seating window store (no indoor seating) and was it a delight! Orders are made through the sidewalk windows with a lively person who is all for good service with a great smile and upbeat attitude. I had the spam and egg breakfast biscuit. Generous size and satisfying for sure. The grits were a nice side dish in the cooler weather that day. Kitchen is on site so fresh as fresh can be. read more

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Being insulted while ordering food wasn't really on my Seattle visit bingo card but when I saw this business name on my nearby I knew I had to pop in for a visit and it did not disappoint. [[HIGHLIGHT]]Seating at this location is outdoors only.[[ENDHIGHLIGHT]] Ordering can be done either at the register or by scanning the QR code out front. My food took about 15 min from when I ordered and I had plenty of time to hear the cashier greet all the "new b*tches" in line. Truly highly entertaining but also super polite when you ask them a question. The cheesy garlic grits were delicious and the sausage "b*tchwich" was also great but again by far my favorite part of all of this was just the novelty of the experience. Also you get a free sticker if you post on social media so what a fun souvenir I'll be bringing home and insulting everyone in my life with! read more

Biscuit Bitch - Cheesy Garlic Grits Sausage Bitchwich - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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Place used to be busy but ordered with no problem on a Sunday morning. Ordered on their website and picked up at the counter. Friendly staff but will call you by their restaurant name. We got the buttered biscuit and gritty scrambled cheesy bitch. Gravy was amazing and combined with the grits and soft biscuit was perfect. The grits had great texture and a good garlic flavor. Biscuit wasn't dry. Warm and fluffy inside with crispy outside. The maple peanut butter was unique and tasty. Take out place by pokes place. Would recommend ordering o line and getting a text message when it's ready. read more

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​"The biscuits were definitely not what I expected. Biscuits are supposed to be fluffy and moist; unfortunately, these were a total failure. They were somehow burnt and undercooked at the same time--how is that even possible? Hard on the outside and mushy in the center. ​The grits were no better: dry, clumpy, cold, and unpleasant. Overall, the experience was underwhelming (). I'd rate this a 2.9 out of 5 stars if the app allowed it. The chances of me coming back are very minimal." read more

Ever since coming here a bit ago, I haven't stopped raving about it to people on the other side of the country where I live. Everything about it was amazing from the food to the workers to the pricing. I thought originally it was pricy for biscuits until I saw the size of them! Its a kiosk front with a few chairs and seats around the place but it is hard to find seating once this place starts getting busy. There was a ton of people standing around and eating when I was there. I was bale to order online and then found a table to sit with my wife and our friend. I decided to get the Bitchwich with sausage, egg and cheese. The biscuit was massive, hot and flaky. It had the perfect texture to it and the sausage was seasoned wonderfully as well. The egg was very good and I also ordered a side of garlic grits. They were very flavorful but I wish they were a little softer. The price tag of $8 is a steal for this sandwich in my opinion! I also got a side of their jam and it was heavenly but very sweet so if sweetness isn't for you, I would skip this. The place has a great aesthetic but fair warning, they aren't afraid to throw colorful language around but what can you expect when you are eating and ordering from a place with this name. I think it was hilarious but if you can't have a sense of humor, skip this on that principal alone. read more

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[[HIGHLIGHT]]Cute place, friendly staff, and appreciate they have gluten free options.[[ENDHIGHLIGHT]] The gluten free biscuit was decent but not fabulous. Mushroom gravy was tasty. Garlic grits were VERY heavy on the garlic. [[HIGHLIGHT]]Outdoor seating only.[[ENDHIGHLIGHT]] read more

Biscuit Bitch - Gluten free Cheesy Garlic Grits, gluten free biscuit and mushroom gravy. - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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I have been here several times during my vacation and been to the one on 1st st near Pike Place Market. You can order ahead of time or go and order from the kiosk there when they open. They have breakfast sandwiches, grits, and biscuit and gravy. They do offer gluten free biscuits and also mushroom gravy in place of sausage gravy. I've tried their sandwiches and one of their biscuit and gravy plates and they were all excellent. I did try the garlic buttery grits and they were okay. I'm not a fan of grits so don't trust what I say if you do like them and want to try. I did asked for pickled jalapeños and a side of Callahan's habanero hot sauce (super spicy!) to go with each meal. It's more of a take out area but they do have some seating outdoors if you want to brave the cold windy weather or go find someplace warmer. Highly recommended and definitely order online if it's a bit later in the morning. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit sandwich with garlic grits. - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Enjoyed my egg and cheese. Nice size, good flavor and flaky biscuit. Did a pick up order and didn't have to wait. Friendly staff too. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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This place had great reviews on Instagram and seemed like a good place to get some good southern breakfast . [[HIGHLIGHT]]The Pike Place location is it to go window. They have outdoor seating not too far, first come first serve.[[ENDHIGHLIGHT]] You place your order online, or at the walk up window. Be patient there will be a line and a wait. We waited about 30 minutes after placing our order. We Got the "gritty scramble cheesy bitch" (I added bacon) and " smoking hot bitch". As someone born or raised in the south I love grits. And I love my grits creamy. These grits were lumpy. Smoking hot bitch had some cold jalapeños thrown on top. I would've liked them to at least cook them. read more

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My bf loves biscuits, especially biscuits and gravy. We were visiting Pike Place Market, and ended up walking past here, so he had to try. They were busy, and had a QR code for us to order online for pickup. He ordered the Straight-Up Bitch and added scrambled eggs and hot links. I ordered the Bitchwich with sausage, egg, and cheese. We enjoyed it. The biscuits were good texture. Good fulfilling breakfast. I just needed ketchup (I like my breakfast foods with ketchup). read more

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My go to when I am in Seattle! The best biscuit sandwiches and grits! Love, love, love this place! It's a must go when visiting Seattle!

I used to work downtown on third Avenue. There was a biscuit bitch location just down the street from my office. Every Friday I would stop in and get something different and it was always amazing. The staff is very friendly and will point out menu items based on your preferences. The biscuits are flaky and delicious. The toppings are quite adequate and every biscuit I've had there has been delicious. [[HIGHLIGHT]]Adequate seating inside and the place is always clean.[[ENDHIGHLIGHT]] Great experience. read more

This was ok: Bacon, Egg, & Cheese Bitchwich Seattle Fog Gritty Scrambled Cheesy Bitch Cheese Grits This was bad: Iced Chai Latte The food was underwhelming across the board. The bacon egg and cheese bitchwich was probably the best of the bunch but still not something I'd go out of my way for. The Seattle Fog mostly tasted like watered down tea. The gritty scrambled cheesy bitch and the cheese grits were both bland and very plain, with little seasoning or flavor to stand out. The iced chai latte was easily the weakest item, thin and watery with almost no flavor at all. For a place with so much hype, the food was surprisingly forgettable. Ambiance and service were just fine even though it takes a little bit of time to get your food. Sitting outside on the provided tables and chairs worked but there is no real atmosphere to the space. Service was average, though I found it frustrating that drink combos can't be upgraded to any of the specialty drinks. You're limited to soda, coffee, or tea, which feels disappointing for a spot that prides itself on its drinks. Even McDonald's lets you upgrade to something better. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Bacon, Egg, & Cheese Bitchwich Seattle Fog Gritty Scrambled Cheesy Bitch Cheese Grits Iced Chai Latte - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

I love this place. I like the vibe and the food is special. Service is great and at times entertaining. They make it easy to order online. You never go inside anymore. Tables lined up outside. The coffee is very well priced. I ordered the hot smoking bitch and added two eggs 5/5 and a large Americano 5/5. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Hot smoking bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Grabbed a coffee and a biscuit sandwich wrapped in that classic checkered paper before their 1 PM close. Coffee was surprisingly strong and love the funny little cartoon mascot on the cups. read more

I've been to Seattle a few times before for work, so it wasn't until a recent sister's trip that I was able to explore more. Biscuit Bitch was one of many locations to try on our Yelp list and let me tell you....it definitely lived up to its reputation! The ambiance is very bold, loud and proud with witty and hilarious menu names that bring the theme together. The staff was AMAZING and fully leaned into the theme with attitude, unapologetic sass and Southern charm. It took us a while to decide on what we wanted to try, but once we did, we easily ordered and paid for our meal using the store's QR code. There were quite a few people in line that day when we arrived, so there was a small wait, but between chatting amongst ourselves and with other 1st time visitors, the time went by quickly There isn't much seating in the area, so many people took their food to go. We happened to luck up and get seating in a small archway next to the restaurant as the crowd thinned out. I had the egg, cheddar, and grilled Louisiana hot link Bitchwich with a side of cheddar garlic grits. My sister had the bacon, egg and cheddar Bitchwich with the same side. The biscuit alone was worth the trip! My Bitchwich was soft buttery and full of flavor. The cheddar garlic grits were ok, a bit grittier than I would have preferred but overall, a great eat. I plan to visit again on my next trip and would proudly suggest it to anyone who asks. My only tip would be to get there early or be ready to wait, because it's popular for a reason! read more

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Biscuit Bitch was good but I was left questioning if the 45 min wait time was worth it. The staff was super friendly and engaging but I'm not sure that was enough to give them a five star rating. It's takeout only so if you plan to get something, highly recommend giving yourself at least 45+ mins between when you order and when you eat. The biscuit bacon egg and cheese was good but dry. The sauce on the sandwich didn't appear to be enough and the biscuit could've been better.. Thankfully the gravy I ordered on the side helped. The location is busy but it's near pike place. You can order then go walking through the market. Most of the block is located on is covered in pigeon poop and smells like urine so I probably won't be eating in the sideways options but would consider ordering again. read more

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I've been wanting to try this place for years! Finally went today and it's so worth the hype! The workers are funny. Some guy didn't hear them calling him so she starts telling where you at $itch?! Food was delicious. I'd go back when in the area. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Not sure what I ordered - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

We got there just before 11am and used their QR code to place an online order. The employee at the front was very helpful and he said goodbye to us with a "Thank you bitches!" What a vibe. We were told our food would be ready in about an hour so we browsed the Pike Place Market. I got a text within 40 minutes saying our order was ready. My husband and I shared the straight-up bitch with a hot link and spam added. It was pretty good! The gravy could have been a tad bit saltier to me but the meat helped give it that extra flavor. The hot link was very good but too spicy for me, I'm weak. The spam was perfect though. The biscuits were soft and fluffy. One of the better biscuits and gravy meals I've had for sure. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Super close to pike place market. Saw that it had many reviews so had to come check it out! I ordered in-person, so had to wait about 15 minutes for them to make it fresh. I would recommend to order online in advance so that there is not wait time. They don't have indoor seating but they do have like two tables outside. Got their bitchwich, which is a buttered biscuit sandwich with egg, cheddar, pork sausage patty, and Bitchy Sauce. The biscuit sandwich was bigger than I thought it was going to be for $9! It was delicious and the biscuit was very flakey! I also tried their coffee, pretty decent! read more

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TOP BREAKFAST SPOT in Seattle ! We ate here twice on our Seattle trip. It's definitely a place worth trying if you're in to biscuits and gravy! I got the CHEESY PORK 'N BITCH and my buddy got the GRITTY SCRAMBLED CHEESY The food was really good. It was exactly what I was hoping for. The gravy was very flavorful and the eggs were also cooked perfect. Overall I felt the flavor was great. Definitely 10/10 flavor. The first time we went we didn't realize there was no where to sit and eat other than a few tables to the left of their business. So because of this we took it to go and walked it back to our hotel. I wouldn't necessarily recommend that because biscuits and gravy is not the ideal food items to "eat later" or take "to-go". A few days later we went earlier to snag a table and eat right away. DEFINITELY RECOMMEND YOU DO THE SAME. The food tastes way better. You walk up to the window, scan the QR code for menu, then order. The line is typically long and the wait is usually 20-30 minutes at the least, so be prepared to wait. Overall, this is a great place for breakfast. But they lose a star because there's nowhere to eat the delicious breakfast. And this is a breakfast item that you want to eat right away to enjoy the full flavor profile. I understand that this is a to-go breakfast place, but the overall experience was underwhelming. I want to reiterate though that the food was great! read more

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