The best breakfast biscuit sandwich in Seattle . Fast service . Very nice people. Biscuit is so fluffy. read more

Biscuit Bitch - So good biscuit bitch egg bacon cheese biscuit - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Just listening to the workers here call our names for the orders is entertaining in itself, they give you sass but in just a playful enough way. I tried the cheesy pork n' bitch, it was pretty good, but it got a little salty after eating it for a while. The location isn't the best if you're looking to dine in, we had to walk a little bit to find some tables near Pike's Place, which wasn't too bad. read more

Biscuit Bitch - cheesy pork 'n bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

What can I say? The food was great, the iced coffee was fantastic and the service was top notch. If you are easily offended don't come here. You get welcomed by someone saying "Good morning bitches!" I don't know about you,, but it brightened my morning up. The place is small, they have some great signs inside talking about serving up sarcasm and what not and I loved every bit of it. You can order online, scam a QR code or order in person. Every biscuit sandwich we got was great. This is a must try if you ask me. read more

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The biscuits are outstanding, and the Seattle Fog is so delicious! Thanks ladies for the food and unique experience!

Oh my, what a delicious, hearty breakfast! I suggest you order online and then walk over to pick it up. During busy times, the wait could be up to 45 minutes. Make sure you select the location; it's in a small font so not obvious. You will get a text when your order is ready. The Hot Mess Bitch (biscuits, sausage gravy, Cheddar grits, eggs over easy, and hot links) is indeed a hot mess. When you poke the eggs and the yolks start flowing out, they smother the Cheddar grits smothering the sausage gravy smothering the biscuits. It's a hot mess and I loved it. The Seattle Fog (Earl Grey tea with milk and orange zest) is an amazing drink on a cold day. There are a few small outdoor tables if you want to eat and drink there. Everything is pretty hearty, so feel free to share the table with another B. read more

This is one awesome crazy "bitchy" sandwich stall in downtown Seattle! The Original Biscuit Bitch was super good and yes ... you guessed it! The cheese and sausage biscuit surely was blissfully fun. We'll definitely come by again for more "bitchy" biscuits! Expect to enjoy your biscuits outside. Service was bitchfully friendliest! read more

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My husband and I tried biscuit bitch back in 2017 while we were on vacation and have talked about it every day since. Now, 7 years later, we've finally made it back to Seattle and knew this was a must have spot. We were afraid we've hyped this place so much and our expectations were too high, but I can tell you that we were still so in love with Biscuit Bitch. A different set-up, I assume a post Covid change, of no inside area at all, in fact the former inside is now blocked off with the hostess stand in the doorway. You're greeted by a host or you can scan a QR code and order digitally and contactless. We opted the QR code and after about a 15 minute wait, we got our food. Seating isn't an issue because the neighboring business has seats that everyone uses. We ordered a Bitchwich hot link and bitchwich sausage sandwich with a side of gravy. If you're in Seattle, this is a must. read more

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Ordered online and walked ten minutes to the storefront. Easy-peasy! I arrived and was told they'd text me when my order was ready...probably 15 minutes. Sweet! Took a trip to the gum wall alley to leave my mark. Got my sausage bitchwitch and enjoyed it thoroughly. Quite substantial, the biscuit was buttery, crispy and crumbly. It was a tasty combo with the cheese, sausage, egg and bitchy sauce. They have a few little tables on the side of the store that are FCFS. I was fortunate to grab a seat, but unfortunate enough to inhale a waft of stale urine every once in awhile (probably courtesy of the homeless in the area). Remember to get your freebie stickers if you promise to check in or mention them in your social media platform of your choice! read more

Biscuit Bitch - Free stickers! - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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Of course they can do what they want, but no substitutions put a cramp in my order. I should have ordered the grits but everyone said how awesome their biscuits are, I do not agree. It really had no flavor and was dry. As a southerner they were less than good. They are getting 4 stars because husband loved his (easy bitch with crispy crumbled bacon). Although he ended up throwing the coffee away. The order taker was fun and seemed to like his job. I didn't think it was worth $40. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Easy bitch with crumbled crispy bacon - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

We always come here when we are in Seattle! We love staying at the Thompson hotel because it's right next to Biscuit Bitch! We always try a different sandwich when we come. I think my favorite is actually the one with Spam! I also get a plain one and add honey. My husband likes the one with gravy. That one is very filling! read more

The food was good. The service was also good. There is a line and about a 15 to 20 minute wait. Once you get your food it's worth the wait. [[HIGHLIGHT]]There isn't really much seating, there are a few tables and chairs at the place next door.[[ENDHIGHLIGHT]] read more

Discovered this gem via TikTok! We were heading down to the market and stopped by for breakfast. Found parking close by and walked over to the location. Heads up this is a to-go spot or sit outside with a few table options. Ordered the Bitchwich- Bacon, egg, and cheese. They have lots of options but wanted to stick with a breakfast classic. They are busy so patience is key. Once our order was ready... it was worth every moment of the wait. The biscuits are FRESH, buttery, and flaky. Super flavorful and just delicious. The cheese is perfectly melted along with the crispy bacon. I can't wait to go back and have another one. So good! You can't leave Seattle without trying one out for yourself! read more

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A great spot! Very convenient and close to our hotel. Unique options and everyone in our group of 11 enjoyed this place! We're still talking about it a couple weeks later! This spot is a must visit! read more

Loooove the vibes here! Food was delicious. I got the cheesy pork n bitch with eggs. The portion was a lot too even if I didn't add the eggs I would have been full. Servers were so sweet too. read more

Biscuit Bitch - cheesy pork n bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

I hadn't heard of Biscuit Bitch until my coworkers mentioned it, and even then, I was a bit hesitant to try it. But while walking toward the Space Needle, I came across their 3rd Ave location and figured I'd grab a quick breakfast before heading over. The line at the 3rd Ave spot wasn't bad at all, and I have to say--it was the best biscuits and gravy I've ever had! So naturally, I had to check out their other location near Pike Place before leaving Seattle. This spot was way busier (probably due to being close to the market), and the wait was significantly longer. I ordered a coffee and the Hot Mess, but it took about 45 minutes--so definitely plan for a wait if you visit this one. As for the food? Amazing. The biscuit and gravy were perfectly salty, and all the toppings came together to create a seriously satisfying dish. I hesitated to finish the spicy sausage because I had a long flight back to the East Coast, but it was worth it. I'll definitely be dreaming about those biscuits and gravy for a while. There's no indoor seating at this location, but they do have some outdoor tables. My suggestion? Grab your food, head down to Pike Place, and find a spot by the water. I'll absolutely be revisiting next time I'm in Seattle! read more

Biscuit Bitch - Exterior - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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A good breakfast staple! The line was long but it went by fast. I brought my biscuit back home. It was a litttleee dry and could've used some more sauce, but it was still good. I also got the grits which I really liked. read more

This place is definitely delicious and worth the hype recommended to anyone. Obviously try the biscuits

Service was solid, and they were super busy so people love this place. Food came out a bit cold but was fine. Great biscuit. Subpar cheese and sausage though. Needed more sauce read more

Food: 8/10 Service: 10/10 Ambiance: 10/10 A bit on the pricey side, but the made-to-order biscuits truly set this place apart and make all the difference. Gravy was good, nothing extraordinary in my opinion. Service was excellent, and the location is unbeatable, right in the heart of Pike Place/Downtown, making it a perfect stop while exploring the area. read more

This spot always hits the spot but it's always so busy. Last time I came by was maybe around 2 years ago. This time I decided to order online before heading there from my hotel. Ordered around 9am and took 15 minutes to get there, waited only around a couple minutes and my order was ready! I recommend ordering ahead. I ordered the hot mess bitch that comes with jalapeños and hot link and has a good kick to it. It's very filling and was enough food for me to share with my wife. read more

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I love the name and I love how Seattle this biscuit spot is. I love their grits and the biscuit is so fluffy and mouth watering and airy. I honestly don't want to calorie count nor know the percentage of butter that is in this biscuit. It's is by far the best biscuit I have had in Seattle. I also like the location. The ambiance gives me 100 percent Seattle vibes. I could eat a biscuit and go to the Tractor Tavern, The Crocodile, and Linda's. Service is excellent and there is no pretension and just really solid damn good biscuits. Please support this local gem. Thank you biscuit bitch for making my life so much happier with jam, cheese and gravy. read more

Holy wow. Both the Hot Mess Bitch and the Bitchwitch were perfection. I needed a nap after, but totally worth it. If you're in the mood for ridiculous, buttery goodness, this is the place! read more

Biscuit Bitch - Bitchwitch with sausage - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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Staff was friendly (as they can be when they are referring to you as a bitch LOL) and they were so quick for how many orders there were. The food was hot and fresh and SO DELICIOUS! No where to sit inside but plenty outside! read more

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Great biscuits, delicious garlic grits, and fun staff! There's a line but you won't wait for long. Bitchy sauce wasn't as flavorful as I had hoped but overall the food was great. [[HIGHLIGHT]]Dining room is open at their Belltown location - it's small but you might get lucky and catch a seat.[[ENDHIGHLIGHT]] read more

The food was amazing! I got the sausage Bitchwitch, and whatever is in the Bitchy sauce is incredible! So delicious. My husband got the Hot Mess Bitch and loved his too, even though he misread the ingredients and forgot to ask for no jalapeños (I gladly took them from him!). The garlic grits in his were really good. The employees playfully call you "bitch" the entire time which was so fun! Haha. I recommend this place, we loved it! We forgot to take pictures of our food because we were so excited to try everything. read more

First time trying this spot, I loved it! It's easier to order online and the staff was very nice and friendly read more

Biscuit Bitch - Biscuits and gravy with pork and I added two sunny side up eggs with a Bitches Brew Cold Brew Coffee with oat milk - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

HAVE CONDIMENTS AND BEVERAGES ON STANDBY. Biscuits are obviously known to be dry, but we assumed that the sandwiches would have enough sauce on them since the shop didn't have any condiments like ketchup or Tabasco on the side. We also didn't have any water when we ate them so we were practically dying. The food itself is pretty good, but just wished that they had more sauce to balance out the dryness. The menu offers only a couple of biscuit items with different variations. I highly recommend ordering online and then picking up because the wait is 45 minutes every time. * Bitchwich (Sausage): 9/10 - tasty and good portion * Straight-Up Bitch!: 7/10 - good but could use more flavor The interior of the shop isn't opened at the moment, but there are a couple of tables and chairs lined up outside of the shop. Food is pretty good, but just wish they carried some condiments. read more

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Good such home grown southern type cooking with a Pacific Northwest twist. Great food and just love ordering something that I get a little bad girl vibe for ordering the bitch n biscuit special. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Me - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Biscuit b*tch lives up to its hype. Not a tourist trap, locals also love this place! Doors open at 7:30am. Ordered the Veggie with morning star sausage pattie for 8.50. It is a filling and large breakfast biscuit. You'll taste the butter of the crispy edges and how it melts into the biscuit making it soft and tasteful with all the mingling pieces of the sandwich. Order online so you can beat the line. Orders open exactly at 7:30, don't even try to order at 7:25 or earlier. Side note: Lots of the b*tch word flying around. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

The location is a simple food place that is walkable within the Downtown area. I love the people's energy in this place. All of them are accommodating and welcoming. There may be a bit of a wait, but that is because they make their biscuits pleasurable and indulgent. We got the hot mess bitch and smokin' hot bitch. Just wow!!! I recommend this 5/5 read more

Biscuit Bitch was extremely high on the list of places to try in Seattle. We were also told to order ahead, which we did prior to leaving and walking from Original Starbucks. When we arrived there was a sign saying it was an hour wait. Which was fine. We experienced an extremely rude and condescending worker when asking for clarification about if the order was received and how we would know it would be ready. (By text was how she explained it, but I never received a text about the order). She even try to slow her speech and in a disrespectful way. There is no indoor seating. There is some seating outside but it's typically first come first serve and some people just hog the tables. The food was really good and the biscuit was tender we but firm and delicious. Although the food was good, the customer service was nasty. And I understand the difference of being purposefully "bitchy" due to the name of the restaurant but she was disrespectful and not nice. read more

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Flew into Seattle from the east coast to visit a friend. This needed to be my first stop. THEY DID NOT DISAPPOINT!!! Not only was my biscuit sandwich amazing they also had an incredible blackberry iced tea. We even took a dozen frozen biscuits home. I have to say the best was when we were leaving they sad "bye bitches" read more

What I ordered: -BITCHWICH (Hot Link) [4/5] _ I heard about this place on social media and decided to try it for breakfast on my last day in Seattle. When I arrived, I noticed a QR code at the entrance for online ordering, along with a note indicating a 30-minute wait time. Be sure to plan accordingly. Known for their breakfast sandwiches, we opted for the Bitchwich with hot link. It was delicious--the hot link was perfectly spicy, and the sandwich was cheesy and flavorful. However, the biscuit could have been flakier and more buttery, though it was still good. A fun bonus: they offer free stickers if you check in on social media. Overall, it was a pretty good experience, with the only downside being the wait time. Orders are served at the window, making it a grab-and-go spot, with a few outdoor tables available. read more

Biscuit Bitch - Hot Link Bitchwich - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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We came here this morning and ordered through the window. The service was really good, and the staff who took our order were very friendly. Our order arrived quite quickly. The biscuit sandwiches were a huge hit! read more

This is a good place to grab and go out sit outside since there's no indoor seating and it's just a window with small tables outside. You order ahead from a QR code and they call out your name when it's done. The service was really nice and the person helping me was really funny. I got my order to go and they forgot to hand me my drinks initially and so I came back and waited behind the next people in line and they told the "bitches in front to move so cutie pie (me) can come up" and got my drinks right away. I did like the food and the service is nice but I don't think I'd come back, but maybe would be a nice thing to grab and eat outside if I was in the area again. I think this place is really a 3 but I enjoyed sitting outside, the names of the dishes, and the service so I'll bump it to a 4 this time. Iced white mocha - 6.5/10 Raspberry Lemonade sparkler - 8/10 (too sweet for me but my group really liked it) Bitchwitch egg and cheese sandwich - 6/10 (lil dry alone, but when in dipped in gravy much better) Gritty scrambled cheese bitch - 6.5/10, was good but nothing special. I've had better in Seattle read more

Biscuit Bitch - Egg & Cheese Bitchwich, gritty scrambled cheesy bitch, iced White Mocha, Raspberry Lemonade Sparkler - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Very good food. Unique delivery.... Staff was funny.. [[HIGHLIGHT]]walked to the market and ate while looking at the bay.. a good day[[ENDHIGHLIGHT]] read more

Delicious hot & fresh biscuit! Such a fun spot to enjoy breakfast! Greeted by how's it going bitches! So gotta reply, "going great bitch!". We all got the Canadian Bitch and coffee, eh! It was so good! Perfect pairing to start the morning! The host was so impressed by our fun demeanor that she gave us bitch stickers, which we gladly accepted! Reasonably priced! We went early, so not too long of a line. Popular place for locals too! Would definitely go back again! read more

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First of all, love the name. This is a pick up window so no where to eat at the restaurant, just a disclaimer. Got the biscuit and gravy with the sausage link. It was very tasty, but admittedly gave me hella bad heartburn. Personal issue. Definitely recommend this spot! read more

Hole in the wall breakfast place! You can order your food online before walking there if you don't want to wait. It's a take out only breakfast place read more

Biscuit Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Food: 3/5 the biscuit with gravy was ok while not exceeding expectations. Service: 4/5 Ambiance: 4/5 read more