I could sit here and say that this is the most authentic Szechuan food I've ever eaten, but the truth is, I don't know. I've never been to China, so I have nothing with which to compare this. Feeding me Chinese food is like feeding me the Mandarin language: I'll only adequately recognize bits and pieces. You could throw kung pao chicken into my catcher's mitt, and I still won't get it.
BUT, I can recognize when something tastes delicious. I can tell when it contains incredible spices, varying flavors, and it leaves me wanting more, and that's exactly what Asia Cafe did for me the other day.
I ordered the Shredded Chicken with Vegetables, and I couldn't even recognize most of what I was eying. I saw water chestnuts, broccoli, shredded chicken, of course, carrots, and mushrooms, but there were other veggies I couldn't identify. Some veggie that looked like an off-white mushroom. Whatever that was, if was good. I enjoyed the taste that rivaled nothing else on that plate. And that green spiky sorta looking veggie that may have either been bamboo or bok choy (see what I mean)? Superb! The spice factor on each veggie was completely different from each other veggie on my plate. I had such an adventure trying to guess what each subsequent thing would taste like.
And the brown tofu and veggies soup? Wow. That was some spicy shit, folks! I loved it. Well, except for the tofu part. I just hate tofu. I don't understand why you vegetarians have any sort of culinary allegiance to this stuff. It tastes like what I imagine paper souffle would taste like. But whatever, I ate around the tofu in this soup, and the ultra spicy, earthy flavor was magnificent. And the soup came free with my shredded chicken and veggie plate (along with steamed white rice, which I ignored). Sheesh, I hope I named the soup correctly. Trust me, just get the #715 and enjoy whatever soup comes with it. You will, I guarantee it more than George Zimmer guarantees you'll like one of his overrated Men's Wearhouse suits.
I had to punch myself in the gut thrice just now to keep from jogging up to Asia Cafe for more. I mean, Quani C, Pete N and I are going to Alamo Ritz tonight, so why would I want to ruin my appetite or spend more money at Asia Cafe in the meantime? And I know I'll be punching myself in the gut tomorrow, too, as I plan to eat at Reale's with other Yelpers, so why would I want to ruin my appetite again? Sunday, though, I'll go back on Sunday to try something different.
Is it a good thing or a bad thing that Asia Cafe is within walking distance of my house?
GOOD REASONS:
(1) I can go almost anytime I want, and it's not an inconvenience.
(2) I can jog or ride my bike over there, and burn off the calories no problem.
BAD REASONS:
(1) I'm constantly craving it, knowing how close it is to my house.
(2) I know I'll get lazy about jogging or biking over there, so I'll have no way to exercise away the calories on my probably three-times-per-week trips over there.
So it's a wash. I figure if I can convince myself to bike/jog over there on at least two weekly trips, I should be okay. Wo ài ni, Asia Cafe!
Fuck it, I'm heading over there right after I finish this review... read more