ATTENTION!! Munchkins (of Lilliput) lacking taste buds .... I found the ULTIMATE dining spot for you - and they have PLENTY of seating!!! So, if you are lilliputian, on a diet or don't really eat much .. Oh - and if you have absolutely no palate for flavor, THIS IS YOUR SPOT!!!!
If you are NONE of the things mentioned above, like myself, RUN, do not walk... ANYWHERE ELSE! Trust me. The service was hurried and full of crap! I am convinced after eating here that our server NEVER tried anything bc this food was AWFUL!!!! Maybe they don't know the covenant of cooking. The two MOST IMPORTANT INGREDIENTS for almost ANY cooked dish are: (say it with me class) 'salt & pepper'. Maybe this place was robbed of the 'S&P' the night before (in which case, I'm sorry. I hope you filed a police report ... bc this sh*t was abysmal!), bc I didn't taste anything with any type of flavor entering my mouth until I drank my juice. We waited about 30 minutes to get two very basic dishes. When these dishes arrived, BOTH were tepid if not cold ... **serious eye roll** The food portions were minuscule, at best, and some of the blandest food I've ever had to 'PAY FOR' after having my taste buds accosted in such a hateful way!!!
OMELETTE - The daily special ($13.95, btw) - I chose this omelette for several reasons: 1) the server said it was her "FAVE"!! (Really? Maybe she lacks taste buds as well), 2) the description of this was: fresh fluffy eggs, peppers, tomatoes, cream cheese and chives. I LOVE ALL these ingredients - and then to add cream cheese and chives to the mix!?!? WOW! Talk about SAVORY, right? WRONG!!!!! I wish I could remember the cleverly misleading name of this omelette - It was TOTALLY devoid of flavor!! For starters, 2 eggs were used (not 3 as stated in the menu) or they were the tiniest three eggs ever. Now, to be fair, maybe they were quail eggs (which may have justified the outrageous pricing for this crap) or itsy bitsy baby chickadee eggs (in which case, contact 'Ripleys' STAT!!!!) but trust me, my friends, these were NOT three adult chicken eggs. Add to that *gaff* - the eggs were overcooked and hard. They shrank so much that the omelette didn't even close. It was like a hard yolk taco shell - not fluffy in the least bit. This was served with diced beefsteak tomatoes (the least flavorful tomato one can choose - and the cheapest, btw... and diced up to what would be equivalent of an entire beefsteak tomato inside this egg shell - RIDICULOUS!!!! If I wanted salsa, I would have ordered it. Still, when you have tomato, SALT (not much, mind you) brings out the flavor - and these 'beefsteaks' (you know the pale ones - not the really deep orange ones) weren't flavored at all. Now that I think about it, maybe the dish was prepared and then they RINSED the entire dish under water... YES!! THAT would take the flavor out. Otherwise, I really have no idea how absolutely nothing had any flavor to it. AMAZING! (See!!!! Now u got me ranting again **steps off soap box**) ... Now where was I? Oh yes ... Lessee ... there were a few huge pieces of green pepper thrown in - practically raw (c'mon - ya couldn't dice or even julienne these pieces so they could get SOME heat? (Really?), ahh yes and my 'raison d'etre' for choosing this - "cream cheese and chives" - sounds ooooh so savory & creamy, right? Well, let's just say that the cook ran out of cream cheese, mixed the little he had w/ heavy cream and shoved into a piping bag and used that bc what I got was a toothpick thin 'piping' of an 's' shape on TOP of my hard egg yolk taco shelled 'omelette'. Maaaaan - pissed doesn't even cover it. I suppose the flecks I saw in this spill (oops. I mean 'finishing touch'), were the chives. So aside from not having any of this cheese actually INSIDE my omelette, it was TOTALLY barren of flavor, as well. Hmmm maybe this was meant to be a 'deconstructed' omelette... AND ... I can get on board with that ... but even THEN, all the individual components are generally BURSTING with flavor! I mean, that IS the POINT of 'deconstructing' a dish, isn't it? RATING: FAIL!
HOME FRIES: NOT completely cooked (YUCK!!!) How do u serve diced potatoes a 1/2 hour after asking for them and STILL not find the time to properly sauté up SMALL pieces of potatoes (again, no salt, no pepper, no onion, no green pepper) - Rating: FAIL!!!
TOAST: The toast was good but it's a slice of toasted bread!!!
CARROT JUICE w/ fresh ginger: DELICIOUS (Hence, the two stars)
Other customers were also displeased with their servings. The table next to us complained about how small & paltry everything was. Needless to say, they finished and exited ten minutes after getting their food. Who knows? Maybe the head chef/ cook quit and the employees were making up for things but this food was banal at most. I have only been this displeased one other time... So that's pretty MAJ read more