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Nothing Fancy

4.4 (19 reviews)
Open • 8:00 am - 3:00 pm
Updated over 3 months ago

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Sherly H.

FYI the cafe is not on Google maps so you'll have to look up Pineapple and Pearls to find it. Wow the elderberry matcha latte was life changing! I'll definitely be back to have this latte again. The cafe was very cute and girly. Would highly recommend!

Yurie H.

After getting some pastries from souk, I stopped by this smol coffee shop. They sell soft serve (dulce de leche and buttered popcorn flavors) which was overly sweet but if you're a fan of really sweet desserts than it is a refreshing treat. I ordered the vietnamese iced latte, but it didn't taste like vietnamese coffee at all. The coffee had a strong burnt, bitter taste and reminded me of starbucks Overall, I was not a fan

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Grace B.

I live right by Nothing Fancy and they have some of the best elderberry matcha I've ever had. $7 for it is i, but it's cute inside. I wish they had a table or 2 set up too.

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Dona P.

Here's a menu photo !! I'm so excited for the soft serve !! Did an americano today with a splash of hazelnut milk since they do add powdered sugar to make the milk froth- it's tttooooo good !

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Super friendly service! Coffee was tasty, got a cold brew. I would return if in the area again.

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3 years ago

Amazing soft serve. Excellent coffee. Friendly people. If you value high quality coffee and frozen treats, worth a visit.

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Live the Vietnamese iced latte. The soft serve is also surprisingly delicious. It's flavorful but not overly so.

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“While I've never actually had any of the soft serve that people rave about, their coffee bar drinks are great.”

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Pluma

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4.7(36 reviews)
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Still the number one coffee spot in DC for me. I have so many check in's here for a reason it's the…read morecoffee and of course the friendly staff. It's also a cool spot to work remote or taking a meeting. I hope the owner open more establishments in the future. Right now there are 2 locations (including Union Market) - I've had great experiences at both. A lot of the new or small coffee shops should follow their lead when it comes to coffee and providing excellent customer service. I love this place.

Stopped by Pluma while exploring the Wharf and really enjoyed the experience…read more The café itself is beautiful, minimalist, earthy, and thoughtfully designed. Even though we got our drinks and food to go, I couldn't help but admire the cute ceramics and overall aesthetic of the space. I ordered the lavender latte, which was good but didn't completely wow me. My husband and I also shared the bread pudding, and that was definitely the highlight. He gave it a 9/10, and I'd have to agree, it was delicious and the perfect treat to enjoy while walking around the pier. One thing to note is that prices are definitely on the higher side. I noticed the avocado toast was around $18, and while it looked nice, it didn't seem particularly special for the price. Overall, a very cute café with a great atmosphere and an excellent bread pudding. A lovely stop while visiting the Wharf.

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Ebenezers Coffeehouse

4.1(614 reviews)
1.2 mi
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Cause | Vibes | Outdoor Space…read more Cause - The sticker shock is real when you first see the prices. However, part of what you're paying for supports programs that provide coffee to people experiencing homelessness, while another portion goes toward local causes in DC. In that sense, your extra dollars are helping fund meaningful work in the community. Vibes - This place has great energy. There is a sizable indoor seating area along with a comfortable outdoor section. You'll see a mix of people catching up with friends, working remotely, or simply enjoying a cup of coffee. The overall atmosphere feels welcoming, open, and community-oriented. Outdoor Space - This is probably the highlight, especially on a nice summer day. It's an ideal spot for people-watching, soaking up some sunshine, and enjoying the neighborhood atmosphere. If the weather is nice, grab a seat outside and stay awhile. Pro Tip: Parking is limited, so plan accordingly or consider walking if you're nearby. Pro Tip: Ask the staff for their favorite drink recommendations. They know the menu well and can point you toward some hidden gems.

You can easily skip this coffeeshop and you won't miss much; DC has tons of better coffeeshops. I…read morehad carefully researched this place and braved the 4th of July DC heatwave to enjoy some coffee and pastries. Reviews seemed great and I loved that the coffeeshop was supporting a number of humanitarian causes; unfortunately, my experience was pretty meh. I'm not sure about the warm community vibes some reviews mention; I didn't even get a hint of a smile from the barista or the other guy at the counter. I asked for some suggestions with pastries and got a "It's your choice, this is all we have". I've hardly felt so unwelcome anywhere. I decided against any food, just got my $6 iced latte and grabbed the only open table after wiping it clean myself. The latte itself was very watered down, but frankly it didn't bother me as much as the ice-cold behavior I encountered here.

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Colada Shop - COLADA SHOP CUBAN and STEWED SWEET PLANTAINS

Colada Shop

4.0(402 reviews)
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We stopped by Colada Shop during our trip to DC, and it ended up being one of our favorite meals…read morenear the Wharf! The restaurant is super cute, with a fun cafe vibe, and it's an easy walk from the waterfront. We ordered the Colada Trio, which came with empanadas, cauliflower sliders, and yuca fries. Everything was delicious, and it came with three different sauces that were honestly all so good. I could've eaten those sauces with everything. We also ordered the Platanachos (plantain nachos), which were flavorful and such a fun twist on traditional nachos. They accidentally forgot the cauliflower and mushroom topping, but as soon as I mentioned it, they brought it out right away along with extra sauce. Mistakes happen, but what matters is how a place handles them, and they were incredibly accommodating, which I really appreciated. It was pretty busy when we visited, and I noticed who I believe was the manager or owner helping clean tables and checking on guests. I always love seeing that kind of hands-on involvement. Great food, friendly service, and an awesome location if you're exploring the Wharf. I'd definitely recommend stopping by!

Overall, a 3 out of 5. Came in to take a look at the pastries but ended up getting a plantain…read morelatte. The drink is sweeter than I expected, which makes sense because it's plantain, but it has actual plantain pieces in it. I'd rather it be a syrup instead of little plantain chunks when you sip the drink. It's okay, but I wouldn't get it again. I'd like to come back in the morning and actually get some of the fresh pastries, as opposed to later in the evening. If I hadn't just eaten somewhere else, I definitely would have tried the cuban.

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