Open Mike night is taken seriously at Mercury Cafe, with dedicated regulars who return every Wednesday for the five minutes of fame. Jason seemed like a mountain man who came down all the way from Ward for this week's performance. He made his own version of a Native American Flute and twittered songs karaoke style along-side his MP3 music backup. Daniel unfortunately got the last number out of the hat and would be the last performance of the night. Daniel was one of the first ones at the caf, and so the DJ allowed Daniel to whip out his electric guitar and jam one song at the beginning... like a little crowd teaser... Daniel limped all around the room, patiently awaiting his turn, then got up on stage and acted as if he was famous... talking to the crowd and nodding out to the crowd when he would ask questions. The lineup for Open Mic night was at least a list of 12 different people... All with a little something different, and to my surprise, this side room was filling up with dedicated patrons who were not only waiting their turn to perform, but there to support their friends and community.
Mercury Cafe deserves a long review, it simply is a unique gem to Denver, none-the-less, the country... So read on to get a better feel of this Denver local treat... Then ride your bike over, lock it up inside and take a seat for visual and audio entertainment most nights of the week.
Open the door to the cafe, slither past the thick velvet curtains and open the door to reds, oranges and velour decorations... White streamed lights hang from every part of the ceiling and drape the room as if you are at a wedding party. Nothing matches, as tables and chairs seem to be mixed matched and the chairs sit too low for their sibling tables.
Mercury Cafe is not your usual Denver treat, yet people from all over the nation, even famous people, go out of their way to come to this bohemian jewel on the outskirts of downtown. The club is known for their salsa, tango, and flamenco classes, 3 grand pianos, huge hardwood dance floors, massive seating selections, and a full-antique bar... among others entertainment opportunities. I have met people on the bus traveling all the way from Boulder to get a hit of this dancing mambo treat on the weekends. MC's goal and feel is to honor health and community and it definitely fits that role.... Go here with or without friends, either way, you can meet new friends, lovers, dance partners, or awkward Denver souls.
I thought I was bohemian until I realized how much my friends and I stuck out at MC... With our REI waterproof coats, and pea-coats, our presence was only awkward for us... Nobody cares who you are here, and everybody is looking for the opportunity to not care, so wear socks with your Birks and that tiny tee with no bra and feel relaxed for once.
The best part of MC was the toilets... Nothing good looking by all means, but they do have my most favorite toilets in the entire world (Picture included).... These efficient toilets fill the tank the same way normal toilets do, but offer you the opportunity first to run your hands under the miniature faucet that sits on top of the toilet, before it streams into the toilet tank. Remember, the water is perfectly clean and is drawn in from the same line that the sink uses... Same water, just as clean. So, pull your panties up and push your skirt down first... Then flush the toilet and wet your hands under the clean water, use the nearby soap and cleanse away. You are probably using half gallon less then you would at the sink. The sudded water then continues to fill up the bowl as normal, making you a saint for saving precious water, and on top of that, you are still healthy as a pee. So, here at this moment, you are forced to go green... That's the way it should be... Why give people an option?
Last but not least, the food was horrible and the service just ok. I don't think MC is known for their food. I tried Elk for the first time shish-kabob style, and I think the whole healthy thing is unfortunately poorly done here... Food was bland and tough, but elk for $16... I guess what do you expect. My table was the only one eating in the entire Open Mic Room... If that tells you anything... It tells me that people do not come here for the food.
* Star one is for being unique and flavorful and a place of refuge for the people that like being thought of as eccentric
** Fancy pants star two is for offering dance classes and dance music... good for different budgets
*** Dread-locked star three is for cheeky decorations that are neither attractive, nor annoying... but fitting
**** Hungry star four is for offering healthy food
***** Our last Open Mic star for the night is awarded to MC for their green scene... Old used furniture, organic foods, community focus and of course, water efficient toilets. read more