Suckah izz azz suckah duzz.
Lesson 1. When traveling overseas, avoid eating in restaurants that are within a stone's throw of an American chain hotel, like, for example, a Marriott.
Lesson 2. When a restaurant offers up steaks for less than $20.00 bux a pop, something gets compromised and it certainly ain't gonna be the owner's profit, so you're left with quality and portion, along with other ways to pad the bill as high as the Eiffel Tower. The owner already knows that you're time in his hood is limited, so why should he care about quality?
Here's the breakdown of the scam:
4€ for a teeny tiny 4 leaf total bib lettuce salad.
5€ for a very small bottled water
15€ for a small, better used as shoe leather, undercooked steak with fries
4€ for a small, mediocre glass of house red x 2
32€ total for the lesson on how one should remain suckah free while traveling away from home.
Don't let laziness or forgetfulness get the best of your hunger. This was my 2nd and last time eating on this block. With so much awesomeness not much further away, it's safe to say that this joint ain't A-okay so listen to me and stay suckah free. read more