So me & my boyfriend just came here to have brunch to continue celebrating his bday. We were staying in the area & I decided to yelp a breakfast spot nearby I showed him the pics he said it looks good so we decided to go. We were the first customers they were just opening up.  Anyways we put drinks orders & food orders in. The food portion was rather small even for me keep in mind my boyfriend is 6'7 & can eat his fair share so when the food came he said where is the rest & he disliked his entire meal mines was just okay nothing mind blowing . We ended up ordering seconds cause our main course wasn't filling enough & being it's brunch we assumed mismoas were unlimited like most brunches. When we asked the waiter he stated mismoas were not unlimited. So we were ready to go when my boyfriend received the bill of $112 he was pissed. As trying to understand what exactly did we get for such an amount like I said food portion was small & mediocre at best. We will not be returning.  2 stars only because service was somewhat decent. read more

Heavy Woods - Small portion size. The catch is to keep you ordering for more. - Bars Near Me - Brooklyn, New York

Ordered delivery through GrubHub, I got the veggie burger with fries and fried pickles and my boyfriend got the jambalaya and a margarita. The veggie burger was dope! Black bean patty that actually held together, and the fried oyster mushrooms were crisp and tasty. Fries were well seasoned, fried pickles were delightful, overall really flavorful and filling meal. Often places that aren't ~vegan 100% cruelty free~ themed tend to half-ass their vegetarian options, but that was definitely not the case here. Oh and the margarita was strongggg which also helps. read more

Decent environment and friendly staff, but my drink was pretty poor....Horchata Punch. Was expecting a creamy cinnamony cold drink but it was so watery, there was almost no flavor. Like rum and water with a dash of almond milk and only the slightest hint of spice. Was super disappointed. My husband just had a plain nonalcoholic horchata, so tasted that as well- therein lies the problem....it's the most tasteless horchata I've ever had. Seems a shame as they big up how it is 'house made.' Didn't drink my cocktail, was too unpleasant. Hubby drank it despite the bad taste because we paid for it and he doesn't like to leave things he pays for, hah! Lots of rats in the back patio, which is gross but they are all over the neighborhood right now so I guess it can't be avoided. I do have to say I have never been at a bar or restaurant where rats were literally running underfoot where people were eating and drinking food though. Doors to the inside bar were wide open to rat-filled patio, so it is hard to imagine they don't get inside the building. Nice beer selection- so if we ever go back will stick to drinks made elsewhere! Maybe not until the winter when the doors to the patio will be closed.... read more

Came here for my birthday and really enjoyed it. I had the blackened chicken sandwich, my wife had the chicken biscuit and we shared mashed potatoes. All of the food was amazing. My sandwich with the banh mi slaw was nicely balanced and the bread held up to the contents. My wife really enjoyed the chicken biscuit as well. The mashed with the sausage gravy was hearty but not heavy. Lots of flavor in both the gravy and the potatoes. For dessert I had the bread pudding and it was delicious. Greta way to finish the meal. I had a cocktail but can't remember the name but it was very tasty and went nicely with the spices in the sandwich. read more

Yelp said this restaurant had an outdoor patio and was open at 1:30pm, we went and it wasn't open yet but we saw a host or waitress setting tables we politely asked are you open? And she scoffed no. She didn't offer opening hours or anything. My partner then asked her and she growled 2pm. If she doesn't feel comfortable or is angry about working during covid she can stay on unemployment but if she chooses to go back to work she shouldn't bark at customers. Needless to say we opted not to dine there due to her attitude. read more

Definitely coming back here. The male bartender was super friendly and knew how to make the drinks. He also mentioned the food is awesome - so we tried it. I'll honest, we had spent $400+ (Faro's - Terrible!) elsewhere for dinner after this and I wish we stayed here for dinner. The crawfish mac and cheese was tasty and wow! The crawfish cheesy bread - tasty and crunchy w the bread! The pork belly - oh yum! And the BBQ chicken sandwich I think it was - tasty and flavorful. The drinks were decent - not that strong but maybe I'm an alcoholic! Bathrooms were entertaining - you'll see what I mean! Atmosphere was very cool. Everyone seemed hipster and nice - no complaints here. Music was good and they have an outside area which was kicking! Verdict: Great bartender, great food, and great people. Atmosphere was awesome! Prices were very fair. 2 drinks and mac n cheese - 20 bucks roughly? Very fair. read more

heavy crap, this place it s the pits. i ordered a pilsner $7, and a gumbo $12. the food was ok, no complain. while eating i heard the only other couple in the restaurant complaining about the bill and charge, i just thought u better pay cash. when the bill arrived there were 3 charges, $7 for the pilsner, $7 for the gumbo, $7 with no item written. i asked the guy how come there were 3 items listed. he responded: $7 for the pilsner and the other two for the gumbo. i told him if that was the case, why the gumbo was $14 when in the menu was listed as $12. he checked the menu and went to rewrite the bill. the total was $20 and change, i gave him $21, he put the $20 bill in the cashier machine and the $1 bill in the tips jar and didn't even bother to give me change. i left the usual 15% tip and of course will never be back read more

Heavy Woods - Bars Near Me - Brooklyn, New York

A neighborhood staple. Been here 10+ times and never had a bad food item or drink. Brunch is nothing short of incredible and the cocktail list is always changing and getting better each time. If you're close by, make the trek. You won't regret it. read more

Heavy Woods - Cyclopes burger - Bars Near Me - Brooklyn, New York

When I first walked in I was like "meh' but the food was great and he customer service was outstanding!! We had the house salad along with the veggie burger with fries.. there was a mix up with our order so the waiter took both burgers off our tab (without us even asking)!!! I could definitely see myself coming back!! read more

YAAS. Part-time coffee place, part-time bar, full-time awesome. I could see myself hanging here all day: grabbing a coffee & a book to relax for the mornin' - then ya know, switching to more boozy libations later in the day. The decor is adorable - theres lots of mixed wood textures that somehow work well together with kitschy items decorating the front bar area. The back lounge area is black & white and seems primed for a weekend dance party. Happy Hour is Mon - Fri from 2 - 7pm, which gets you a dollar off draft, dollar off well, and discount on select wines. Not bad, and if I really were to camp out here for the day, I'd be pretty stoked about starting happy hour at 2pm. I didn't love the wine or the cider draft we got, but the selection is decent and their house Guyana cocktail is on point. We got a few bites of food to sample and were impressed. My friend and I shared the crab cakes which were damn good, albeit a bit small. I got the beet salad, which was also pretty yummy. IMHO, the real winner was the pecan pie dessert - so chocolatey and nutty but not too rich. I'll be day dreaming of that pie, until my next visit - hopefully soon! read more

I don't wanna name names, but I think the chef tried to cook me in a stew here once. He kept inching closer and closer as I was yankin the legs off all of my shrimp (hundreds of legs) and was pretending like he was asking me how my shrimp was tasting... butttt I mean c'mon. You knew by the naughty spatula in this playa's hand and the gleam in his eye. HE WAS TRYING TO COOK ME! I had another hennessey on the rocks and skedaddled faster than you can say "Mississippi Mudslide!!" Pulling the tentacles off all those hot shrimps burned the fingerprints off my fingertips but I got a little aroused by that sauce and that bread loaf....if ya know what I mean heheheh? Also the bar stools were exceptionally comfortable for a portly playa like myself. read more

I would just give this place 5 stars for the banana with nutella bread dish. It was so good and I wanted two but refrained as I wanted to try some of their other offerings. Out of their hot drinks we enjoyed the mulled wine the most. The irish coffee was good but not as good as the mulled wine. Anyways if you're in the area and looking for a coffee shop to start your day, a restaurant for lunch, a bar to casually drink at or a sports bar this place will meet all those needs. They have a second section to the bar which feels very much like a sports bar and they had a ton of Saints fans here on a Sunday. Also, be sure to take advantage of their beer and shot specials. I especially enjoyed the Pacifico with tequila and Tabasco. Wish I lived closer to enjoy this place all the time. read more

The seating situation was a bit confusing at first however despite that the food and service was great. I had a sampling of sides. I split the crawfish mac and cheese, melted cheese and crispy so good. spicy lover, so i tried the spicy sausage with dijon mustard and pickles, jambalaya, so bomb flavorful and cheddar grits which were well blended cheesy bowl amazingness! Food took a bit to arrive but so worth it, next time i want to try the biscuits and gravy.. read more

This is by far my favorite restaurant in Bushwick and one of my favorite in all of New York. Consistently amazing food at great prices. The $10 3 course lunch has been awesome and could go for $40 in the city. The crab cake sandwich I had there was the best I've ever had. If I went on more you'd think I was exaggerating but honestly, everyone here does a great job. Day dude, Sean is super chill and attentive. Management is always on their game with fresh, new stuff and the guy running the kitchen is doing everything right. I've been coming for a couple years. It's a staple. I swear I don't work here. I just work in the neighborhood and thought I'd give credit where it's due. Keep it up! read more

The bar is cute and the staff was great but I'm writing this review entirely in praise of their food - it's sooo gooooood. Specifically, the Thai chili pickled green beans. Crunchy, briney, not painfully spicy, full of all the right flavors. The crawfish mac 'n' cheese was perfect too - just the right balance of cheese, meat + bread crumbs. Also! They have an actual backyard - not just the sidewalk tables that you'll see when you enter the bar - so make sure to make your way all the way back there on a nice day. read more

Hot DAMN this coffee is good. Got the maple latte, and it's perfect. Came here to write and work during a weekday, and it was buzzing enough to be stimulating but not too crowded or noisy. I'm sure it gets wild for weekend brunch but after my meal today, I'll definitely be braving even the longest 45 minute waits. I had The Angry Hippie, and it.was. orgasmic. Both sides of my family have roots in South Carolina, so I am no stranger to grits and gravy, but this was exceptional. Tchoup Shop was able to elevate this dish (shiitake mushroom gravy. Bunnng) without sacrificing true Cajun taste. Incredible kick, perfectly executed over-easy eggs, cheese grits not too cheesy, and that big ass rustic square-cut biscuit? My eyes teared up at the first bite. Thank you, Heavy Woods, for bringing me legit coastal Southern cooking, in a well lit industrial-chic coffeehouse/bar where I can get wifi and cheese grits at the same damn time. read more

Food amazing, people amazing will return. I forgot my card an the bar tender chased me down the block an gave it back. read more

I've been coming to this place for 5 years now since I moved to Bushwick. Heavy Woods has been the perfect pit stop on my way home. The bartender Mike is the BEST & always makes my day. read more

LOVED the food at Heavy Woods. It's New Orleans-style with a big, cajun punch. I had the broiled oysters and a country biscuit. All the flavors made my mouth oh, so happy. The drink menu is beer-centric, not too many wine options from what I could see. Great playlist. My only gripe was the bartender/ waitress. As I was putting my order in at the bar, she didn't reply to me and looked up kind of blankly, then glanced at my friend. So I repeated my food order and she responded, "I heard you," with this condescending little smile. I didn't like that very much....it doesn't cost anything to be nice! Other than that, loved it. Go if you're in Bushwick! read more

The food is great. The beer is great. The reference in the name is great. You get the picture. This is the place you go when your friend with the leg tattoo and bicycle cut jean shorts wants to grab a drink in his neighborhood, or if you're that friend, this is where you wheedle people into meeting you. In all seriousness, it's not every day you find a place doing Cajun food successfully in Bushwick, especially with people serving it in a friendly, efficient manner. Now that the back room is open, hopefully the occasional crowds will subside a little bit, but even if they don't, this is a joint worth visiting. read more

That's a really good place for brunch! Our waitress was very friendly, food and drinks were great! We were sitting outside and it was nice! I can't think of anything that made me think they stand out but they had everything you need for a good brunch. read more

Heavy Woods - Good place for brunch! Food and drinks were tasty and staff was friendly! - Bars Near Me - Brooklyn, New York

Love this place for coffee! Every now and then you need a mix of jameson and grumpy coffee and if you are lucky enough to get Erica the barista I guarantee it will be amazing, a great start to your day. Also for dog owners, the baristas have a stash of dog treats to spoil your dog and good rails outside to tie up your dog and keep them in sight while you enjoy your coffee. read more

The atmosphere at Heavy Woods is a 10. It's perfect for a set of afternoon drinks, a few brunch bloodies, or some late night cocktails with a few friends. They have a nice little bar and some tables in there that you can cozy up to and have an intimate conversation. It's got sweet big windows and is set on a corner so there's lots of light in the daytime - so you don't have to feel so guilty sitting in a dark bar nursing a hangover or a breakup or whatever you're doing drinking in the middle of the day! The service is down to earth cool Bushwick style, where you can discuss Hall & Oates or David Bowie with the bartender, or be left alone and talk to your friend, either way - it's got a comfort level that's hard to match - not overbearing but also engaging just enough where you feel loved. The catfish Po' Boy, the Burger, the Gumbo, and the Crispy Chicken Biscuit are all pretty good. But they need a website, or a better website, that's simple, easier to navigate, and perfectly translates what and who they are. read more

If you have not been to Heavywoods let me point out the most important factor: THE FOOD. Yes, they have your general beer-shot $5 business, cocktails, and a good selection of draft beers, but what other bar in Bushwick has CAJUN-INSPIRED FOOD???? While I wish the chef was cooking it up all week versus Wednesday through Sunday, its still worth making the trip. My personal favorites are Crawfish Mac & Cheese & Chicken Buscuit! The bartenders truly are the nicest, and it's in the perfect location. When by the Jefferson L- Go to Heavywoods! read more

This place has really changed since I started going in 2014. They used to have some really cool cocktails, an easygoing atmosphere, and the best biscuits in town. But they've sort of streamlined the operation since - not surprising given their proximity to the Jefferson L stop - simplifying the drink menu and modifying the food menu. They've changed the biscuits recipe, subbed out a number of the good brunch dishes, and made the portions smaller. So it goes, but now the place also draws a bummer of a crowd - lots of folks who seem to have ridden the train out to Bushwick from Manhattan or something, looking for an "edgy" option, which Heavy Woods never really was and certainly isn't now. Bushwick isn't hurting for good bars and good restaurants these days, so Heavy Woods feels more inessential than ever. read more

Last time I came here it was a date. Yes this place is sexy, and it quickly gets hot and heavy. Bushwick sure is deep in the woods but that can be a good thing when you need to get out of the city. When I asked the bartender about specials he said "It's happy hour everyday from 2 to 8pm, that's a lot of hours to be happy!" Amen! read more

Unfortunately I would like to give this bar 4 stars, but I can't because of the deplorable service. There were three bartenders there and they all seemed like they were having an awful day. I understand if one of them was in a mood but all three? Also, there is absolutely no reason to have three bartenders in a bar that size. The drinks are reasonably priced and there is a good selection of bourbons and whiskeys. The food could be better. I had the boudin balls and it was nothing like the boudin balls I have had in Louisiana. However, the strange pompous twist on them wasn't too bad. The atmosphere is relaxing. There are cozy tables if you want to sit with a date, or a very sleek bar if you want to sit alone. Now if only they could find friendlier bartenders. read more

Catfish po' boy: yes. $3 happy hour drinks: double yes. Cute-as-hell, nice-as-fuhh bartenders all day long? One long, moaning orgasmic yes for Heavy Woods. [Minus one star because the food was too hyped up. My mind wasn't blown, but for what you're getting at the price, it's damn near perfect.] read more

Ordered a "chicken biscuit" but received sweet and sour jelly soup with crackers and chicken jerky. THIS SUCKED HORRIBLY. absolutely insane maniac trying to make food and charging people. also can't forget to mention the "brussels sprouts" which in actuality was green mush balls in an "oil broth" type of concoction. WTF is going on? yall gotta stop asap. read more

My roomie and I stopped by around 4:30 on a Saturday to get a Bloody Mary. First, nobody at the bar acknowledged us despite being over staffed for that time of day. (Most employees were on their phones in front of customers, or talking loudly about stupid stuff.) We finally got service, and ordered our $8 Bloody Mary's (really small, and not worth the price.) My roommate paid with a $10 bill, and the bartender did not give her the change. He just went back to chatting with the other employees. I haven't been here for food, but I'm not sure if I will based on my experience at the bar in an off hour. read more

The first four stars are because this is a great neighborhood bar. It's cozy, the bartenders have always been nice, the drinks strong, and prices reasonable. Happy hour rail drinks and beer are $3. And my non-happy hour vodka soda was $5! They also have the usual "PBR and a shot of really, really bad whiskey for $5" special all the time. The fifth star is a result of the one time I left my credit card sitting on the bar. The bartender sent her friend sprinting down the street to return my card to me. I was already a block away. This dude was yelling "miss! you forgot your debit card" Who does that? It was awesome. Definitely my go-to bar in Bushwick. read more

Tchoup shop set up shop (heh) inside Heavy Woods and that was the reason for our visit. I arrived earlier than E so I had a chance to order a drink before eating something (big mistake, more on this later). Gave the cute dancing bartender a $20 for a gin and grapefruit and got $17 in change. Say what? $3 for well drinks until 8pm? Don't mind if I do! :D End of the night: I'm passed out at a nearby taco place -_- So as not to look like a rookie alcoholic, some tips: 1) Order food as soon as you come in (Tchoup shop has good selections) or eat before coming to this place since Happy Hour is until 8pm every day and $10 goes a loooonggg way. They also accept credit cards. 2) Do tip your bartenders well- they're really nice and they don't give out attitude with their service. This is most welcome when you're drunk and need a glass of water asap. 3) Alternate said glass of water w/ each strong drink and you're all set lest you end up hugging a plant around the corner while the owner of said plant asks you to move to the tree across the street (in a nice way!). Have fun! read more

I went here for the first time tonight. It's around the corner from my new apartment. I spent six dollars on a Mac and Cheese that was slightly larger than a thimble. I finished it in seven bites, so that's about a dollar a bite. It was an adequate mac and cheese, as far as taste goes, but nothing so special (like perhaps pure gold flakes in the cheese) to make one spoonful worthy of identifying as any type of dish. I took a photo. It is less than an inch thick and four inches across. And just a basic Mac and cheese. I guess trust fund kids will pay anything for anything. I saw some other people eating tiny finger food out of cardboard hot dog stand style containers on paper plates that I think were $12 to $14. If you like paying something for nothing in a newly "trendy" neighborhood, you'll love this place. read more

Try the pigskins and the Monica-Rita, You won't regret it. Everything else we had was excellent as well. Why not 5 stars? It's just not a 5 star kinda place that's all. It's friendly, it's satisfying and it certainly quenches your thirst. It's a pub with great food. read more

#If you're in Jefftown and want to watch football, eat brunch, get drunk and hang out with hipster chicks, this is the place. It's actually the only place to do all these things. My #4K #HDR #UHD #TV at home is way better to watch the same football game, but there's no brunch or hipster chicks. read more

Heavy Woods - Holy Shiitake - Bars Near Me - Brooklyn, New York

The fact I an sit back and get an amazing coffee followed by an amazing beer all why getting some work done on their free wifi is amazing. Cool vibe and cool people. The cherry on top of it all was the bald bartender/baristas amazing music taste. read more

Heavy Woods - Bars Near Me - Brooklyn, New York

Worse drinks ever! The bartender looked like she didn't know what she was doing. The vibe of the place seems great. I wouldn't come back here though. read more

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I'm surprised I haven't written a review for HW. Although it's been some time since I've visited, I can say with utmost certainty that my opinion hasn't changed. The staff is great and the drinks are well balanced. Depending on what time of the day/week you swing by, it can get a little hectic, but since they've opened up the back room I'm sure that the traffic jam situation has died down. The only reason I'm not a regular here is because it's quite out of the way from where I live in BK and where I work in Manhattan (alas, like so many wondrous things in the 'Wick). However, if I'm anywhere within a half mile radius of this spot, I usually try to convince any companions to tag along, and with good reason. the food is rich/heavy (no uh, pun intended?) but if you're boozin' hard, you'll probably be thankful for something substantial so soak up all that alcohol. read more

Love this place! The food is great (I'm vegetarian so haven't tried everything, but everything I've tried has been delicious and my omnivorous friends have always been pleased too), atmosphere is consistently convivial. Their Wednesday night trivia is a blast and the pool table and yard/patio are good fun any night of the week. What more could you ask for? read more

My first adventure into Bushwick proved very fruitful! We landed at Heavy Woods to enjoy some post dinner drinks. I was pleasantly surprised to find Session Black on the menu which is a DELICIOUS beer from my hometown of Portland, OR. I find it to be a less thick, more flavorful version of Guinness. For a Tuesday night it was just crowded enough to feel "happening" without being annoying. As in we easily found a seat by the open window. Unfortunately not much to look out at (Bushwick is pretty stark) but the inside of this place was cozy. I would totally come back. Great spot for a date. read more