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    Crazy John's

    3.2 (53 reviews)
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    Casual
    Loud
    Good for groups

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    Gita G.

    Ended up here looking for late night food while hanging on the strip, this place never closes open 24 hrs

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    Gary H.

    Pros: Good Food Good prices Great menu choices Fast, in & out service Cons: Not huge sandwhichs Not filthy place , but not real clean. I wandered in not knowing what to expect as this place is right across from all the adult entertainment places on Baltimore St but I was told that all the cops go there to eat so how bad can it be right. I had Pizza on my mind. This place is a true greasy spoon sandwich shop and they were right, all the Cops were in there ordering. but suprisingly, the food was good. Anyway, I couldnt get pizza because thier ovens were down so I ordered a Cheese Steak. Remember, I'm from Philly so this makes me a snob when it comes to Pizza or Cheese Steaks. The Cheese Steak was small, but I was pretty happy. I got a Cheese Steak with fried onions and hot peppers. There was a decent amount of everything on the sandwhich that made it good. A good cheese steak must have good tools and they are not as good as Philly rolls but they were right up there. And it can with a free soda & chips for $7.95, not a bad deal or a bad lunch, I definatly say give it a try.

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    I found a finger nail in my food , very DISGUSTING!! I'm never eating here again especially the Chx Cheesesteak Sub!!

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    Ordered on uber eats. After waiting over 40 minutes they cancelled our order without giving us a reason.

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    It's just somewhere to get a bite of eat if nothing else is open or if your on a budget! Quick spot

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    Broadway Diner

    Broadway Diner

    3.7
    (482 reviews)
    3.9 mi
    $$

    This place was a one-and-done experience for us. Never again!!…read more My husband and I ended up here after the Dave Chappelle show because our original dinner plans fell through when the restaurant was fully booked. We should have made reservations, but at that point, all we wanted was a decent meal (nothing fancy) after a long workweek and then to head home. Unfortunately, a decent meal didn't happen. The food was some of the worst we've had in a long time. My husband actually spit food into his napkin, shook his head, and said, "I'm done." I've never seen him do that before. Several dishes were simply inedible. The mashed potatoes were bland and flavorless--how do you mess up mashed potatoes? The potato salad was equally bland and disappointing. The French onion soup had very little broth and was overloaded with a thick layer of hardened cheese. Overall, the food tasted cheap and poorly prepared, yet the prices suggested otherwise. It felt like diner-quality food being sold at premium prices. What made the experience even more frustrating was the manager's response. He came to our table after hearing about our concerns, but instead of focusing on the quality issues we raised, he seemed more concerned that my husband refused to order a replacement meal. That spoke volumes about where the priorities were. The one bright spot was our server, who was attentive, friendly, and professional throughout the meal. No complaints regarding the server as he was extremely apologetic with our experience. To our surprise, the restaurant also added an automatic gratuity to our bill. Ironically, had that not been done, we likely would have tipped our server more because he was not the problem. The kitchen and management were. No, I didn't complain about the tip after I noticed it on our bill. We were over the experience and just wanted to pay and get the hell out of there. Save yourself the disappointment and spend your hard earned money elsewhere. We certainly wish we had. Gordon Ramsay, if you're looking for a future Kitchen Nightmares episode, this place could desperately use the help. P.S. A business name change is not going to help with the quality of the food. Do better and prove that you actually care about your customers, not just the $$.

    Amazing Diner!!!…read more Mad flavor! Great prices! Good service! Nice quantities! Amazing homemade desserts! A must try if you are ever in the area. Also I think they have a name change (Red Cup Diner).

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    Honey Bee Diner & Carry Out

    Honey Bee Diner & Carry Out

    3.7
    (472 reviews)
    8.4 mi
    $$

    NOTE: Menu prices are incorrect. Ive frequented Glen Burnie…read more for 3 1/2 years now and there's always a sign on the door all this time that says that menu orices do not reflect current prices. My TOTAL bill today was 38% higher than the prices on the menu. Maybe it's time to get new menus???? The food is great here. The staff that work here are all excellent, caring people. Delivery of the food is quick. I would love to give them five stars.

    Found myself needing to quickly find a diner type place in Glen Burnie and this looked like…read moresomewhere I wanted to take a shot, since I was meeting a friend. I'm gonna cover a lot of ground here and I will say that I would gladly give the FOOD four stars. Everything was delicious and very fresh. Now.. for the ... quirks. The parking lot is kind of small and if the place is crowded it may be tough to navigate if you've got a larger vehicle. The floor setup feels like something from a time gone by when ppl were smaller. I myself am NOT a small person and my other party was seated before I arrived, in a location that was going to block access to other patrons by service staff. Luckily the crowd started thinning out. The menus have not been updated in quite a while and there's a sign on the door as you enter that lets you know the menu prices aren't current. Either do a QR code with current pricing or update it - clearly your patrons show a measured displeasure at what they're ordering not matching what's on their checks. Something I thought was cute/whimsical - when they encountered a birthday patron, they played a song. Never heard THAT particular version. It was loud. I was kinda digging the honeycomb/bee themes. Our server struggled a little bit when the crowd was thickest but she was really nice and we took it easy on her. All that being said - would I go back? Sure, if I could get a better seat and the staff wasn't overwhelmed by the morning rush.

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    Lost In the 50s Diner

    4.3
    (146 reviews)
    5.1 mi
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    On our way in we asked a lady how the food was. She said they do everything well…read more Apparently we arrived at the peak of lunch hour and made our way to a table in the very back of the room. The server got the drinks and took the our order. The menu was basic and not frilly, just 1 page with a front and back. And before I forget, tĥey serve some of the best coffee eveŕ, nice añd smooth, no bitteŕs what so ever. I was in the mòod for Freñch toast with a side of bacon (4 strips) and a boŵl of chicken noodlè soup for my husband. All really good. The decor was 50's style and seats were matchìng all in 50's fasĥion. The only thìñg that would have made it more 1950 style would have the staff dress accordingly to that dècade.

    This is a cute little diner that nails the classic 50s aesthetic, down to the counter seating,…read morebooths, and mini jukeboxes on each booth. Service was great throughout the meal. I chose corned beef hash with scrambled cheese eggs and home fries. My bf ordered bacon, scrambled eggs, home fries, and French toast. The meals also come with toast; they let you choose if you want it. My bf got his side of toast. I skipped it because I knew I'd be too full. The home fries weren't my favorite. They cook them with onions which isn't my preference (but easy to pick around and I'm sure I could have asked for them without), and they also just didn't have a lot of flavor to me. The corned beef hash was good, nice and crispy. The eggs were fluffy and had a generous amount of cheesy goodness. I tasted my bf's French toast and bacon, both of those were good. Overall, this is a cool spot to check out and enjoy the classic diner vibe!

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    Kay’s Place

    Kay’s Place

    3.3
    (38 reviews)
    2.0 mi
    $$

    This is the Old Wyman Park Deli . The food is still good , service is on point and it still has the…read moresame neighborhood meet up , homey feel. They serve breakfast , lunch and dinner . Their extensive menus include some of my favs Fried Chicken and Fish , Subs , Waffles and Home fries .

    Hey friends! I found this spot from TikTok! I immediately book marked it and made plans to come by!…read moreAnd I was not disappointed! Verdict: will be a regular here! Kay's Diner is a nostalgic, cozy Black-owned diner in Baltimore. As soon as I entered, I felt the love! The owner Kay and the manager Sheim are frequently walking around checking in on their guests. We sat next to a couple regulars who were known by the employees by name. It stands out a lot to me when a business has regulars that are treated like family. They offer counter-top seating as well as a few booths. The menu is extensive offering way more than classic diner breakfast, lunch & dinner. I ordered the French toast combo with a side of potatoes. It was a satisfying meal overall! Eggs were fried hard with cheese, potatoes were well seasoned, bacon was crispy! My only distaste is that they used regular bread rather than brioche for their French toast. The flavor on the French was amazing, it's topped with a cinnamon sugar butter. I washed everything down with an amazing Arnold Palmer. The Perfect balance of tea and lemonade. The coco bread was buttery and light, a delicious treat. My friend and I decided to share one their fresh pressed seamoss juices. It was good! -Customer service is amazing! The employees really treat you like family. -Free street parking available close by. -Countertop and booth seating. Plenty of TVs. -Prices are average. French toast combo was $14.99. I'll definitely be a regular here. I hope you enjoy!

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