It is only fitting that my first Yelp review would be for Costco. Back in the late 80's, at the age of 9 or so, I would go to Price Club with my mom in Phoenix. Price Club subsequently merged with Costco and here we are. The business model is the same, with the almost absurdly generous return policy. (You would not believe how many of my dad's recliners my mom returned after his bulky body broke them because he spent hours upon hours in them, watching all the old war flicks and John Wayne (or Charles Bronson, or Clint Eastwood) flicks he could get his hands on, over, and over, and over.) I mean, she would return them a year later and get a full refund. Madness!
Now I'm what they call a grown-up and I have finally begun to establish my own relationship with the place. To be honest, I really have no business shopping there. Well, that's not entirely true. But it's like, as a one-person household--two if you count the roommate, I reckon--there are many deals I just cannot take advantage of because the quantities/capacities are beyond reason, even for the family of five kids I grew up in. I mean, really. When I was in 4th grade, I sampled the vienna sausages there and told my mom I liked them. She bought a case so that they could go in my lunches. Wouldn't you know it, one day two I realized they were completely disgusting and, for the following week, tried to pawn them off on poor Nick T., gullible little guy that he was. Even he didn't get suckered in.
Today I took advantage of their generous return policy myself, but I feel like my complaint was legitimate and, as expected, they gave me a complete refund, even though the item was "Non-saleable," or so it was labeled. See, when I got the bamboo cutting boards home, I realized they had a very pungent, almost noxious, varnish on them that I did not believe would be healthy to consume. And the very helpful woman at the customer service desk didn't try to debate the issue in the slightest.
But, really, the reason I'm even writing a review (not that there aren't other really great reasons), is because I am just beside myself about how amazingly cheap one of my medications is. So it's a bit of an involved story, but I'll try to cut to the chase. I do not have prescription insurance, and I was no longer eligible for a patient assistance program through the drug manufacturer. Lamictal is a medication that, for my dosage, is typically about $500/month. So I braced myself for the price and the register wasn't displaying the price yet. I was getting more and more anxious by the millisecond. So I asked the pharmacy employee how much it was. His response: "Twenty-three (blahdy blah -- I can't remember)." Ok, so my brain is a little slow. I almost had a heart attack, picturing it at the $23XX.00 amount for a moment. Well, as it turns out, a generic had come available. And LUCKY ME!
So, out of curiosity, I decided to shop the medication at a couple of other pharmacies and was floored at the price difference. The following month, when the cost of the medication went down by another three dollars, I decided it price it at the five pharmacies that I thought most everyday Austinites would go to, including places I myself don't ever shop at. So, I called HEB, Walmart, CVS, Walgreens and Target. I then made a little Excel spreadsheet about it because I was so appalled and gave it to my doctor. The results? Well, first, let me be clear. The medication I priced was the cheapest form of Lamotrigine (generic Lamictal) available for 200 mg tablets, qty. 60. CVS was actually the cheapest, at $230.99, while HEB was the most expensive at $288.65. "WHAT?!" you exclaim, with your eyes literally popping out of your head? Yes, you read that right. CVS's price was 1030.64% higher than Costco for the same medication, while HEB was 1312.87% higher. My doctor called that theft, and I have to agree. Want to hear something even crazier? When I went back to pick up my new refill today, the cost of the medication had got down another $3. In the last 3 months that I've been filling this prescription there, my Costco membership fee has paid for itself over 12 times just with the savings on that one medication. And if a Costco isn't conveniently located and you're able to order your medication enough in advance, they can ship it to you for free.
Now, this makes it sound like I'm a shill for Costco, but I assure you I am not. I am just someone who is overcome with gratitude for the ethical stance of the Costco pharmacy appears to be, at least in relation to this medication. I can also tell you I would be in deep, deep trouble, economically, if I paid the prices for the medication that the five other stores were charging. Really, though, my message is to shop your meds and don't trust that any one store is going to give you a fair price. Costco happens to work for me.
Meds aside, I do appreciate the very friendly and helpful staff, and the post-shopping hot dog and soda for less than $1.75 read more