First time in Austin and asked around for a cool "nice"/bougie spot and a bunch of people recommended Comedor. WTF was I thinking not utilizing this glorious platform and trusting real life humans?! OK I get the cool dark, trendy, Mexican vampire vibe but that doesn't mean everyone working there has to act like a blood thirsty model at Paris fashion week who can't be bothered with customer service. My wife and I were told that we could leave by the manager after we relayed our honest opinions of our experience despite the fact that she had come over to our table on her own accord.
I got ahead of myself... so the experience.... We weren't ravenous because we had indulged in a few tacos at our hotel pool, the Fairmont, and wow those were spectacular. Oh sorry, Comedor review, battling my subconscious that tried to erase this terrible trendy Austin experience from my memory. We ordered the Tuna Aguachile and Tacos. Oh and when in Rome, some mescal.
First, the alcoholic part. I ADORE mescal solely due to the fact that it's a smokey cousin of tequila. I asked the waiter for a suggestion, mentioning that, and was pointed towards two options. Side note, my wife pulled out her compact make up mirror and tried to see the waiter but couldn't... too dark a restaurant or VAMPIRE??? Presentation was traditional with orange and worm salt however the mescal, while smokey, reminded me of some Appalachia moonshine with a heavy dry bite. Call me what you wish but I've had bottles (remember "alcoholic") of mescal far superior that cost the same price as the glass.
And now to the Tuna Aguachile. We were excited because the waiter mentioned "sushi grade tuna" but never expected the unpleasant heat that it would be doused in. The fish was placed in a melon and chile sauce that was unbearable. My wife and I live off of spicy food but I think someone in the kitchen went a little overboard, at least on our dish, making every bite quite distracting from the beautiful cut of fish. It got to the point where we were literally scraping the fish along the edge of the dish in order to free the tuna from the nasty fire melon sauce. Sad. Two positives on the tacos; the tortilla and the aesthetic. Flavor didn't do much and after finally cooling down from the tuna dish we were excited to wash that disappointment down the pipes but alas, no.
So whatever, food and drink was a flop we were ready to pay our bill, tip our waiter, and find somewhere else to drink the misery away BUT THEN the manager came over. We are an honest pair of people so we told her our thoughts then asked her where she was from, Florida, and my wife told her that her friends from Miami were joining us the following day and then concluded with "but that's not really Florida". There was a slight reaction in Mrs. Comedor's eyes, noticeable even in the darkness and with the face mask, so we shifted to inquiring on any other suggestions for food in Austin. My wife said that she wanted the Texas food experience, I corrected her and stated that we were looking for the bbq experience because the rest of the food in Texas was so so... We were then told that we could leave and she stormed off.
Get a grip, we all have a opinions and you're welcome to receive or dismiss them but being in management, especially in hospitality, you've got to keep it together. As stated above, the tacos at the Fairmont pool were superior to this place at half the cost AND YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE. Go at your own risk, I don't know how we made it out alive with all those thirsty vampires working there. read more