The place is small and it doesn't take reservations. These are two important things to know before coming so as to get your mind right before walking in the door. The day I walked into Blue Collar, I was a party of two (with my dining companion running on serious Miami time). It was also in the midst of a torrential downpour so outside seating was a no go. After circling the block, I called the restaurant and found out that there's parking on 68th. I parked, breathed deep and sprinted inside the restaurant. After scoring the last two top and seeing that my friend would be another twenty minutes [point of order: Miamians, stop this; come to things on time], I ordered a bottle of white wine and some water. And, then the hordes came in. If not traveling with your dining guest, I suggest that you wear kevlar as I thought I would be shot for sitting at a two-top with only one person. The one thing that saved me was the fact that the parties were 4-tops. Don't come here with a 4-top. You will wait for a very long time. Be the two-top.
Get the picture? Good. Let's eat.
Blue Collar is serving up some tasty eats in a fun environment. Yes, it's small but small = intimate. If you score seating, you're guaranteed a good experience. Part of the appeal of BC is that you can allow the chef to take you on a culinary carpet ride. Trust the kitchen. Look at the menu but allow yourself to be taken in by the chalkboard offerings. I began my meal with the pork & beans. Yes, yes I fell prey to the kitschy name but the taste proved my gut right: I chose wisely. I mean, how good does bacon, sausage, white beans, fried egg, and toast points sound? Well, multiply that by two and you'll get a sense of the dish. Order it. It's fatty, decadent goodness but it makes you feel good. You like feeling good, don't you? For my entree, I went to the board. That night, I was intrigued by the swordfish. I hadn't had that particular fish since I was a child and I wanted to remember the taste. It's a mild-tasting saltwater fish with a nice meaty texture. This texture was nicely complimented by the mushroom-potato hash and PURPLE MUSTARD. Purple mustard was new to/for me. It's sweet & spicy but, most importantly, IT'S PURPLE. You know how I am about colors.
As we ate (my dining companion finally made her way to Biscayne and 67th), we laughed, gossiped, listened, and ate like royalty. Our server was extremely cool. She never gave me a hard time about taking up a seat as a solo and she never rushed us. She gave us fantastic suggestions for our meal and didn't let us leave without ordering dessert. I thought I was too full but as soon as she said, 'berry cobbler,' I knew that I would only let my friend have a couple of bites before I destroyed the berry blend topped with vanilla ice cream. We killed the bottle of Pinot Gris and became the last people in the restaurant. I'm usually very conscious of that fact. I don't like keeping the staff after they've had a long day of working in a hot kitchen. Again, no one rushed us out. As we left, we were given smiles, waves and requests to come back. Good service makes meals all the better, doesn't it?
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