Blue collar, Blue collar, I can only imagine that for the past two weeks, your ears must have been ringing a whole lot. We talked about you; we planned and read the reviews. When the day finally arrived, we wore our most comfortable pants and drove over to what was supposed to be something spectacular, you know, based on your 4.5 star reviews on yelp and all. Oh Blue Collar, Blue Collar, how we wanted to like you. Instead, you left us feeling, oh so blue.
When we arrived we were greeted by a laid back cool guy who asked if we wanted inside or out. Since we had a toddler with us and felt maybe the enclosed space might be a bit much, we opted for the latter. Cool guy didn't need to take our names down, cool guy knew who we were, like all cool guys writing stuff down is just...not cool. So, we stand outside, awkwardly, because there's no waiting area. 20 minutes pass, our turn is up, cool guys gone, we are asked to sit...inside. No, no... we requested outside. Few minutes later, we have our table, we sit down and we get a brunch menu. A brunch menu at 3:30? Brunch it is, oh by the way there's no waffles and we are out of the only sandwich you want (the big ragout sandwich) . Apparently "it's late and the kitchen staff is done and not having it". Ok no problem...Friend #1 will have the big juicy slab of beef with no salt. Friend #2 will have the overpriced mediocre grilled cheese with bacon (2 extra bucks for the bacon). Friend #3 (the star of the show) will have the breakfast burrito, you know, the one with the extra runny, undercooked eggs, the chipotle sauce that was used in such an abundance I had to watch her scrape it off in pure delight, and the tasteless hash. I have to say friend number# 3 became very close to her toilet about 40 minutes after her encounter with the breakfast burrito. Thank god for Imodium AD! Friend #4...that's me! Actually, mine was ok I had the grilled chicken with the beets and goat cheese and their sweet potatoes. Was it 4.5 stars worth? Na...not by a long shot but was it good? Yeah. Worth the trip? Most certainly not. We also had the shrimp and grits which were by all standards alright along with the Mac and cheese. Notice how that was the last item because just like I forgot to mention it, they must have forgotten about it in the kitchen. Cold mac and cheese, that seemed to be there for a while but since it was the end of the day, lets feed it to these non cool kids. Yeah! We had the bread pudding, which got mixed reviews and that was the end of our meal. No fireworks, no taste bud tango, only a toilet Mexican hat dance. Unfortunately, that's what blue collar left us with. Frankly, we could have complained about the mac and cheese, and we could have gotten up and left. Had we done these things or not I doubt an experience should ever be so crummy. Blue collar you could have done a lot of things in order to make the experience a little more tolerable. Especially, with the 4.5 stars you have on yelp. we expected more and maybe that's our fault. Will this place get a second chance? Perhaps, once we all are able to move on and forget about this experience. For now...I will be nice and instead of parting with friend #3s wishes of a zero star review. I'll give you a 1 because the bread pudding was good and because, dammit man! I want to like you! You've got a unique menu and if you'd only apply yourself I'm sure you'd be A-ok in my book. read more