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    The Grill From Ipanema

    3.8 (1.2k reviews)
    Closed 5:00 pm - 9:00 PM
    Updated 3 months ago

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    Moderate noise
    Classy
    Good for kids
    Good for groups

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    rebecca h.

    This place was amazing, we had done the rodizio style dinner and received amazing service from the staff! The meats were perfectly cooked and seasoned, and they had amazing options at the salad bar. Our server made sure to check in on us in between the chef bringing out the different cuts. This is a great place to celebrate a birthday or anniversary!

    This is after being carved, the skewer will go back in the fire now to put a new crust on the outside.
    Bill A.

    If you have ever wondered "how can I go to dinner and try steak 8 different ways", here's your answer. If you asked me to pick a favorite I would have to go with the ribeye probably because I like a good deal of marbling. Don't sleep on the salad and side bar, you are going to need some starchy mashed potatoes to help counter balance all the proteins. If I had one pro tip it would be to make sure and get a cup of the chimichuri sauce, it is perfect on some of the leaner cuts of beef.

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    Babette C.

    Sis, Mom, and I celebrated our birthday here. I had a $70 Groupon for $25 so why not. The place has a beautiful dining room with lots of light from the large windows. We had planned to pace ourselves, so we went light on our first (and only) pass of the salad bar and then we turned our card over to bring on the meats. Lesson for me- never waste stomach space on chicken, even if it's wrapped in bacon, because it's all about the steak. They serve 14 different meats that come out served on a spit so we'd hoped to make it through all 14, but I think we stopped at 12. Try as we might, we just couldnt eat everything. The food is clean and fresh and very good. Not the best brazilian barbecue I ever had, but we were very happy that we got to mark another lap around the sun in such a pretty place.

    4 PC PREMIUM RODIZIO MEAL
    Katrina D.

    Second brazilian bbq I've been to, and I must say the flavors here are better! I did the happy hour 4 pc premium rodizio meal and wow was it a good amount of meat! The price as of August 2025 is $25 and the website doesn't show this item. The meal comes with 4 cheeseballs which are delicious and a salad on the side which helps balance out all the meats. As a petite girl, I was not able to finish all of it and happily took my leftovers home. It wasn't too crowded on a Tuesday night, and our server was friendly. I read reviews where it says the place is dirty, but I didn't think so when I came. It was pretty clean.

    Clam Chowder with Bacon, Potato Salad with Bacon, Pasta Salad
    Ruby S.

    Highly recommend scheduling dinner reservation in advance. AYCE Brazilian Rodízio includes 16 different selections and salad bar at $66 pp ages 12 & older; $30 pp ages 6-11; $5 pp ages 5 & under. Ambience appears and feels more upscale. Depending on where you're sitting, it's possible to catch a beautiful view of the lake. Help yourself to salad bar line. Clam Chowder with Bacon tasted like a cheese soup which I disliked. Potato Salad with Bacon and Pasta Salad tasted fresh and complemented variety of protein. Face green circle up at edge of table when you're ready to eat or face up red circle up when you want to stop. I've tried in the following order: Tri Tip Rib Eye Garlic Steak Pork Sausage Filet Mignon Pepper Steak Tri Tip w/ Cheese Garlic Cheese Bread Beef Rib Lamb My faves were garlic steak and Tri tip with cheese because both were very tender and bursting with flavors. Garlic cheese bread tasted crispy on the edges, buttery and cheesy in the center. Water with ice is complimentary. Beverages and desserts cost extra. Staff were very helpful, friendly, customer service oriented, and efficient. Staff offered dessert; however, our party of five politely declined because we were full.

    Skyler B.

    If you are purchasing a Groupon read on before you sting at at the this place. First - yes you can purchase two Groupons per person -- but read in the fine print u can only use one for a table of two. So prepare full price of $69 you are doing buffet plus whatever u spend on the Groupon $25 and don't make mistake I did and buy two or ur money will be stuck in your Groupon account as Groupon bucks (unless u have two more friends ) cause u can only claim one 1 Groupon per party of two. Second prepare for terrible service (other than the lovely girl that comes by with the meets/etc) the waitress will be rude. She will sit you without saying anything and u will sit there confused not sure if are u supposed to start getting your food or what??? Waitress's wont visit your table much until u have to pay (and then u will be lucky to find out that your card was automatically charged 20% tip) which the service was for the most part 1star not what u was planning on tipping and wasn't planning on paying for the tip on my card so was upset to be charged an additional 20% on $140 dollar meal!! I did complain with the manager and he took it off my bill but overall left with a bad feeling over the situation. I will say that if it wasn't for the terrible service the food was delicious I really liked all of it. Would have liked to receive more shrimp but other than that yeah food wqs good: I won't return food was great but 1 star service for 70 a meal considering I do understand I got a discount for one of the meals was still around $80 excluding my Groupon for the two of us (no drinks just buffet). And I did complain to Groupon since this should be a disclaimer with the purchase. Update: my account still shows full 20% tip was charged ... I hope that 20% that I was told would be taken off is and it's just showing up slow from my end.

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    Louise F.

    I'm currently writing this review in a state of food coma. I really really went in today telling myself I'd stop when I was comfortably full. But they just kept constantly bringing new cuts of meat I couldn't help to try. There were a few tougher cuts but they also continuously brought out some really good cuts too. It really was nonstop. I really liked the garlic covered one, the beef rib, the chicken drumstick was surprisingly good, the cheese steak, and obviously the picanha. But there have been so many different types I can't keep count. I'd pass on the bacon wrapped one and the shrimp - they weren't great, and there were a few others I didn't try. My friend loooooved the grilled pineapple and they were so nice about bringing over more and more and giving her a LOT every time lol. In general service was great and the restaurant has such a great view over puget sound too. Also, for a discount, there's a Groupon you can use to effectively get half off (limited number of people though)! I think the full price is a bit too pricey for this.

    Caipirinhas
    Michelle C.

    Wow! Great value! And they even played Girl from Ipanema. We've been wanting to try this place, so we stepped in on a Friday night right as they opened. I believe we were maybe the second people there. We Trent really interested in the salad bar although we would go back to try it sometime. They sat us at the bar. We grabbed the 4 pc rodizio, which is a big ol platter of meat for $15. Like WTF you can barely get a burger in Seattle for $15! My favorite was definitely the beef. There was an optional option to go through the salad bar for an additional $5 but I was too stuffed. Along with our plates we got a few caipirinhas ($7)!! Boozy, fruity, you can't go wrong. I imagine this spot would be really fun on a bustling night. Would definitely go again for the good deals and to explore more meats :)

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    Tim W.

    This place is ok. I had a group of 4 with me. I believe it was like $70 per person and I paid for us for both the salad bar and meats. I recommend getting the Groupon for $35 off and you can get a Groupon for every 2 ppl. Otherwise, I don't think it's worth the full price. I'm a bargain foodie. Food was ok. They come around with different cuts and types of meats. They were friendly. I went on a Sunday. I wish they had more variety in the salad bar. There's some 2-4 soups you can choose from as well. It's all you can eat. I go like once a year.

    Selena L.

    Even tho on Valentine's Day , we were skipped by some skinny big back dude thinking he all that with his big ego and his girlfriend that looks like she gets beat up by him everyday and works at aurora almost had to beat his As* aka tag team with my boyfriend. The food was absolutely amazing ! I will definitely come here again not only for round 2 but for the delicious food :)

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    I would like to host my birthday dinner here but 2 out of 10 guests are pescatarian. Is there a menu they can order from? Or is the salad bar the only option?

    While it is mostly meat they bring around, there is a shrimp option. The salad/soup bar is loaded with many non meat items, like fruit, salads, cheese.

    Do they still required masks?

    I didn't need one when I was there last time in July.

    Does this place sell gift certificates or anything similar? I want to buy dinner for 2 for someone else here.

    Not sure if they sell GC, but they are on groupon which basically covers the cost of one person

    What is the vegetarian situation during covid?

    Is parking free and do they have a lot?

    Street parking or lot across the street, both reasonably priced for downtown.

    For a couple do you need two groupons or is it just one per table? The fine print seems complicated

    Hello Neetha. thanks for your contact. So it is one voucher per table of 2 guests or 2 vouchers per table of four or more guests.… Read more

    Are there any gluten free food options?

    Hello Jake. We have plenty of GF options, But please make sure you ask your server to walk the… Read more

    During SRW, is it going to be all you can eat? Or do we have to choose the meat?

    Yes, it's all you can eat, but of course you choose your meat(s) When you say "SRW". Not sure what that means?

    Is there parking near by?

    Yes if you are lucky to get the paid street side parking otherwise you can park across the street in paid parking lot

    How much for 7 year old kid?

    There is no children’s menu they eat what you eat it is 12 or $14 for children under 10 for the buffet and grill but that does not include drinks

    Is there a difference between lunch and dinner menu? Specifically the variety they serve?

    The difference is for lunch there is only 9 different kinds of meat served and for dinner there is more like 15

    Do you need a reservation?

    No, but depending on the day you go, I would suggest making one as they get quite busy.

    Are we able to bring our own bottle of wine and pay for cork fee?

    Sara, I doubt it as they have a full liquor bar there. It was a great restaurant and I am sure… Read more

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    Following the sage recommendation of a bartender at Zig Zag Cafe, I made my way into Belltown over…read moreto Roquette. Roquette was a surprisingly small space with a wonderful vibe serving up "destination" bar-worthy cocktails. It reminded me of some of the neighborhood gem cocktail bars that I'd frequented on the East Coast. I grabbed a seat at the bar. Roquette's lineup of cocktails were varied in flavor profile using a wide range of spirits. They also served non-alcoholic offerings which looked equally intriguing as their boozy selections. I started off with the 99 Problems ($28), which, unfortunately, I forgot to note what was in the drink. It was boozy, clever, inventive, and most importantly delicious. My second drink was the Imperium Old Fashioned ($24) made with Westland Whiskey "Roquette" Barrel, Clement Cask Strength Rhum, Old Delicious Apple Brandy, Pineapple, and Spice. It was an excellent, boozy, balanced update to the classic Old Fashioned. Although I went with drinks off their menu, I have no doubt that any of their skilled bar professionals could've crafted me a wonderful cocktail if I had simply requested a classic or something on the fly based on my choice of spirit and desired flavor profile. Yes, the prices on the two drinks I ordered were pretty steep, but they were comparable to prices I've paid in Las Vegas. Plus, I don't have a problem with paying a premium for a well-made cocktail made with premium ingredients in a comfortable, welcoming setting (the drunken guy next to me who tried to engage with me in a political discussion excluded). Bottom-line: Roquette was a revelation. It served up two of the best cocktails that I've had this year. I can't recommend it enough and it'll be at the top of my list of places to hit the next time I'm in town.

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