Oh boy, I have been putting this review off for months now. I feel bad for my rating but I cannot give more than 2 stars at this point, so hear me out.
My husband made reservations to celebrate my graduation with two friends and my parents on the first hot day of the summer, back in June. They only opened at 4 so we had to go to Starbucks for 1.5 hours until they would seat us, so that was okay.
We were sat and all of the sliding doors were open, which would've been fine had it not been nasty outside. Our waters throughout the meal were lukewarm, no ice at all, and we had to keep asking for more because their glasses were small and they serve you individually.
Here is where my entire party agrees on why it's 2 stars. My husband was under the impression this was a Spanish restaurant, and since we are born and raised Spaniards, he figured this would be great. This place tries really hard to be tapas oriented, so everything to share. Cool, okay. Their menu is never the same, per the waitress, because they base it on what's locally available, so I can't say you'll be able to go in and try what we had.
We ordered the marinated olives and truffle potatoes to begin, the "lechón" and potatoes (which in Spain means you're getting either half a piglet or a full piglet, also please notice that I used the plural of potato...it's important), their chicken, which NOBODY can recall details about, some roasted carrots in a hummus sauce, a pesto mint pasta, and my parents got some dessert because they were in some kind of anti social mood. The waitress told us that each "main plate" would be sufficient to share among 4 people.
Olives were definitely different. VERY vinegary, some were bright red and we thought they were fake because we've never seen bright red olives before. They were definitely different.
The fries and carrots were served next. These two were quite small in size, so we had to partition them very carefully between us 4. I think some of us got one, and some of us were able to get 2. Taste was fine, interesting to pair along with hummus. Fries and dip sauce were good but again...a small cone for 4.
The most disappointing dish of all? The "lechón" aka the scant pieces of shredded pork with literally TWO small potatoes that we had to divide among 4 people. My Filipina friend was loudly disappointed because she too expected what a lechón is...half or a full sized roasted piglet, not the shredded Al pastor mess that we got with the two potatoes. The chicken was also very minimalist and we too had to ask each other, do you want that piece? Want to split that other one? For the prices, this was hugely ridiculous.
The only somewhat saving grace was the pesto mint pasta. I absolutely hate mint but guess what? It worked with this dish and we all could agree it was tasty and we could partition it in an almost humane sort of way without feeling like we were in an Oliver Twist play. Don't ask me about the dessert but the "Spanish churros" were cute for trying to be Spanish.
Look, I take my nationality very seriously so when we see tapas and Spanish being advertised, you better believe I'm going to be honestly harsh if you're using those words as just bait. I didn't take any pictures because it was such a shitty day, everyone was mad, hungry and hot. The tapeo culture is small dishes that are CHEAP and tasty so you order a lot and the drinks are cheap too. That's the whole point. If you're wanting to charge $30+ for some locally sourced chicken bits plate because you're in a hipster part of Seattle, be my guest, but please don't label it as tapas. One plate MIGHT feed two people but definitely not 3+.
I even went to the bathroom and it was hotter in there than it was outside! By the end of our meal the sun had begun to scald us and we had to put on sunglasses. Also, please serve cooler water. Tiny glasses of lukewarm water are completely unacceptable on a hot day. read more