How do people find this place?! The doorway is recessed, there's no signage, and no outdoor seating. If not for Yelp, I would have had no idea it existed. This is coming from someone who used to go to Coco's (2 doors down) every day for a semester to get my bubble tea fix. Someone buy this establishment a sign, at least!
Authentic flavour - 2/5
Not real fruit - definitely syrup. However, they actually don't put in a lot of syrup. My tea actually tasted like... well, tea! I could taste a hint of mango, but it wasn't super overpowering. I'm a little torn - on one hand, I love sugary-tasting mango green teas IF the fruit is fresh, but if not, then I would prefer the cafe hold back on the syrup. Tapioca did a good job of not making my drink overpoweringly sweet, but it literally just tasted like watered-down green tea. Sigh.
Boba flavour & consistency - 3/5
Boba was cooked a little chewier than I usually prefer. And like many of the places I've tried lately, they're not coating the bubbles with a sufficient layer of sugar. They end up tasting... well, pretty tasteless. Thankfully not bitter, but definitely not as sweet as I would like them to be either. However - and this is important - I asked for a double order of tapioca and actually got A DOUBLE ORDER OF TAPIOCA. The bubbles filled half of my cup. Finally, a place who understands!
Menu variety - 3/5
Huge selection. Along with your usual milk teas, fruit teas, smoothies, slushies, and fruit teas, they also have a pretty extensive food menu. A lot of the menu items are awkwardly and ambiguously translated, though, so ask the cashier if you aren't sure what something is. The Chinese names are written next to them for those of us who read it, but for the unsuspecting non-Chinese-reader, choosing between "Crispy Chicken Nuggets with Rice" and "Crispy Chicken Steak with Rice" might be a little like playing food roulette. I haven't eaten the food myself, but judging from the food on the plate of the poor lone soul who had stumbled in and ordered a chicken dish, I'm probably going to pass.
Cafe decor and ambiance - 1/5
Tapioca House has the vibe of one of those New York Chinatown hole-in-the-wall cafes. Laminated wall menus, dingy chairs, sketchy bathroom. Not someplace where I would stay and eat. Seating isn't horrible but there isn't a ton of it. Mainly 2-person tables lined up along a wall of booth seating (so you can arrange appropriately if you have a large party). No outdoor seating except for a few bar stools next to what is effectively a wide rail.... And it's dirty, in that same New York Chinatown way. Take your drinks to go :/
Final rating - 2/5 stars
Keep in mind I'm primarily rating the bubble tea here. Overall, Tapioca House isn't *terrible*, but that there are better options around town for both bubble tea and food. And, well, when one of those better options is 2 doors down from you, it's hard to not make the epicurean comparison....... read more