Alright, let me be honest about my feelings for this place from the very start. I'm totally biased towards an affection for it, and that will probably come across in this review. I've lived down the street from it for years now, and have been eating its fare since long before then. A week doesn't go by when I'm not there at least once. My mom's a big fan of the place's desserts and egg salad sandwiches and it's just been a local staple in my life for too long for me to pick it apart.
It's true, the staff leaves A LOT to be desired, and yeah, you sometimes get the impression that they really resent having to serivce non-Polish customers. Then again, they don't seem particularly cheery with anyone, and I think the seemingly common "they're not nice to me cuz I'm not Polish" spiel is a bit of a self-projecting overreaction. I'm half-Polish myself, but I can't speak a word of it, and don't particularly look Polish, but sometimes I wish I had like a lineage card that I could flash and be like "c'mon, I'm halfway there - sorta...don't give me this sass". Having said that, on a few rare occasions I've received unexpectedly bubbly receptions from the staff, and they make an impression for the simple fact that they're so different from the norm. Caught 'em on a good day, I guess.
This is the kind of place that can really rub people the wrong way, and while it seems a bit silly to well, force yourself to go there if you hate the service, I think its worth putting up with for the value.
So, yeah, finally something about the food. The bagels aren't out of this world, but they're certainly solid. I've always wondered why they look a little thinner than most bagels, but it's really not important. They load those babies up good with whatever you want on it. And if you're a fan of lox (for the longest time they had no idea what I was talking about unless I referred to it simply as "salmon") this should be your go-to place. You can get a bagel of any kind with veggies, cream cheese and lox (and a coffee too!) for under $5. That's an outrageously good deal and I kind of want to run over there right now to attain said deal.
And yes, sometimes the gals behind the counter mess up your order. I can't tell you how many times I've asked for "tomatoes and onions" and gotten lettuce and tomato, or how many times said "lox and cream cheese" to just get lox spread cream cheese. You've gotta be clear, and you've gotta be specific. REGULAR cream cheese, and SALMON. Even when using these precautionary measures, you'll still get a glitch here and there.
But to wrap it up, the baked desserts (and yes, the egg salad - how could I forget), while not particularly memorable are still very much yummy. The desserts tend to look a little dry sometimes, which in tandem with the interest of not being a fatty, it's rare that I indulge in a cream-filled donut or whackily colored mystery jello-mold surprise. I wouldn't discourage anyone from trying them out, though.
So in conclusion, Syrena has her flaws, but it's worth looking past them cuz there's a good deal to love. Oh wow, unintentional but perfect pun. ::rimshot:: Thank you, good night. read more