I've been frequenting this restaurant for 20 years. The food is mediocre but well priced. They now have a huge trump pence sign in front of their restaurant. I called to make sure it was actually associated with their restaurant. They claim the Republican convention put it up. I asked if it is actually associated with their restaurant & A sidestep the question and just kept blaming the Republican convention. When I asked do you support trump then hung up on me. I will no longer give my business to Spanky's. read more

First off, I really like Spanky's. Go there in shorts and a T-shirt or take your jacket off and go in casual business attire and your fine. The service can be spotty but more than likely, you'll have a really personable server. Hey, everyone has a bad day at work sometimes, no? Then why the three stars? Well, food presentation is lacking with pretty much every dish. I ordered the pastrami sandwich with fries. The plate came and it contained a nice sized sandwich roll and a few fried on a barren white plate.The pickle was under than sandwich. Perhaps a little lettuce leaf and a small slice of tomato might have enlivened the rather bland looking plate. The portion size might have been a problem, my sandwich was a little thin on pastrami and truly, only one slice of cheese in the sandwich. Was it good? you bet! For a person with a bigger appetite than mine might have been out out. My counterpart thought the salad dishes should have been chilled rather than warm and I agree but that's a small point. We've been a few times and each time a little disappointed of late. The wings are good but I suspect some of the sauce to be hot sauce mixed with mayonnaise rather than a home brewed one. Do go to Spanky's, have a cocktail and share a laugh with the servers. Just don't expect 3d 5th ave. offerings read more

So, some person, Moo K said that the salad plates are warm because they are sanitized. Well, THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!. But no one wants to put cold salad on a warm plate. They should be at least room temperature. Even better, a cooling system that has the plates chilled. And this Moo K said that she is sorry that there was not e-coli on my plate. Is this an establishment that you want to go to? I have written scores of reviews from 1 to 5 stars. This place was a 2. I would now like to reduce it to 1 star. read more

This place is a childhood favorite. I come here just about every time I visit my grandparents. I used to always order the ribs and request (demand) that we sit at the barber chair tables. Now that I'm older though I realize that barber chair seats aren't the most comfortable haha. But I still see families sitting there whose kids I'm sure dragged them there. I've gotten the ribs pretty much every time I've come and they're great. I deviate occasionally but always come back to the ribs and salad bar. If you're looking for a comfortable dining experience with familiar dishes, Spanky's is your place. read more

Awesomely delicious food!!! desserts to die for! It's where the locals go and the food is fresh. The decor is so cute! All the little rascals and old antiques. read more

Wanda has got to be the worst server ever. She is dismissive and rude. She walked past me multiple times while I was standing at the bar (since my lunch partner had already tried for 10 minutes). If you are lucky enough to catch her attention, she makes you feel like it is a chore to serve you. We walked out today and went to Dylans Wont be back there. read more

The atmosphere is decent, service is moderate, the food was less than exciting with bad presentation and we just felt like we were eating old food. Don't recommend to a friend. read more

A must visit! Great food with a wide variety that is accompanied by a wonderful fresh salad Habib the bed of an attic truck!!! The bar is fun with a local feel! Kim at the bar is an asset and a wonderful bartender! The ribs are a must! read more

We went at lunchtime, this place was hopping. Seemed to be a fun place to eat. We weren't disappointed... we ordered a round of beer. Our table ordered the hamburger, ribs with fries and slaw, and the pastrami sandwich with slaw. All of our food was very good and tasty. My pastrami sandwich was full of meat and so tender. The ribs were tender, generous portions, and very good. I enjoyed the pub-like atmosphere.... it's buzzing with noise, but everyone's having a great time in this place. My kind of place.... nice atmosphere, reasonably priced food and cold beer. Our waitress was very good, she was friendly and quick. Visiting Naples for several weeks and plan to put this on our "go back again" list. Enjoyed our visit to Spanky's read more

Very honest. In the poor light, I thought the bill said $87 so added a $17 tip and showed a total of $104. They actually corrected it since the bill was really only $67 and charged my account for $84. read more

Such an awesome restaurant. Real Americana flare with great food and wonderful atmosphere. Service was very good and friendly. The decor is nothing short of fantastic. One table setting has different barbers chairs. Lived in East Naples for ten years and ashamed I've not been here sooner. read more

Always good. Especially the muscles good burgers . Good cob salad . Good onion rings . Good specials. Highly recommend

Food was dull and service was meh. Worst part was the lack of basic, common sense safety measures.

Michelbobs was closed on Sunday. So we decided to try another local family restaurant. Spanky's is just north on airport and had ribs too this was our first visit. The decorations were fun and antiques adorn the walls of this an Our Gang themed restaurant. This place was not crowded at 8:00 most of the seats were empty. Service was slow in spite of it was not to busy?? Our order was burgers Fries and Ribs. Prices were high considering portions and slow service. As the plates hit the table the first thing picked up was the French fries. Ugh!.. not crisp and soggy as if it were boiled in oil instead of fried. Aww come on! McDonald's and Burger King can do it. Why can't you? Moving right along the burgers and ribs were OK. Nothing spectacular just OK. Next time we will order French fries not the French boils. Better yet skip the fries. read more

This "restaurant" is a joke! I ordered two grilled fish and got disgusting rubbery meat full of fish bones. (it's even better because if I had no bones I wouldn't know it was a fish) I didn't eat it! I told the waitress that I am not happy and I will not eat it. I got the bill for over $ 60 for this disgusting dish so wanted to talk to the manager and that turned out to be the biggest disappointment. The manager was arrogant and treated me like I wanted to take advantage of restaurant and I just didn't feel fair about having to pay $ 60 for something I didn't eat and wasn't edible. It's not about money, it's about rules Especially since we were regular customers and we always left good tips. The manager of course ordered payment for the order, so I paid, I just added that I don't feel good about it and I will make negative opinion on the internet and the manager started scaring me with a lawyer WTF?? PATHETIC!!!!! Place with no class and rules just for rednecks! read more

I hadn't eaten at Spanky's for several years before I decided to revisit this place the other night. It was bad right from the get-go. There were four other parties seated. It took ten minutes for us to even get a server to come to our table. She brought us menus and took our drink orders. Took another eternity to get our drinks, and we all asked for water - the simplest drink of all time. When she came back to take our orders, I had a couple quick questions about two menu items that I was between. She wouldn't even let me get out my sentences! She interrupted me EVERY TIME I opened my mouth. It was absolutely maddening. She takes down our orders, and yet again, it takes an abnormally long time to get to the table. I ordered a grilled chicken sandwich. The chicken was of acceptable quality. The bottom bun of my sandwich, however, was so soggy that I was unable to actually pick up the sandwich to eat it. It was so wet and mushy that it was falling apart. Disgusting. It took another ten minutes for me to flag down the server and ask for another bun. Meanwhile my companions are halfway through their meals. I showed her the bun and how it was literally falling apart on my plate, and she reacted with a really nasty attitude, as if it was my fault and I shouldn't be bothering her. By the time I finally had an edible sandwich, everyone else was done with their food, and what I had of mine was cold. Overall, we were there for nearly two hours, and I feel like I paid too much money for rude service and mediocre (at best) food. The only thing I still like about Spanky's is all the neat little knick knacks all over the walls. Everything else about my visit was garbage. To top it all off, I felt sick to my stomach for several hours after leaving. Not going back. read more

Will not go back. They aren't protecting the customers. No precautions at the salad bar. Not informing masks. Definitely not returning.

Not the worst restaurant I've been to. Hit and miss at best. Rice has got to be out of a box. Had the "blackened" basa which was in a word, horrible. Pleasant staff and a nice kitschy decor (if you're into that sort of thing). Kitchen could use some cooking classes. Better places to spend your money. read more

Breakfast is the best. It's great knowing the owners support President Trump. It's nice to know the Commies are refusing to go to Spanky's because of a Trump banner. So the Patriots can eat in peace,Trump 2020. read more

Well, busy place, great service. Food though was pedestrian. I had their seafood broiled combo. Fish. nice sized scallops and crab stuffed shrimp. The hero was the shrimp. The scallops were cooked perfectly, but bland as well as the fish fillets. read more

Good American food. Salad bar is the best I e seen in Naples. Had the prime rib, I was able to pick the size. Staff was friendly. Definitely will return. read more

This was a really fun place to go for dinner! Reminded me of the old school places I went to as a kid before chain restaurants took over. Fun decor to look at everywhere, from the bathrooms to the Model T truck salad bar. Drinks were good and reasonably priced. Enjoyed the steaks and eating companions said the lobster bisque was also very good. Service was good and our server was very friendly and welcoming. Definitely would come again whenever we are in the area! read more

We are in Naples on Vacation and found the coasters used at Spanky's at the Air B&B we are staying at. Great food, Amazing decor in every direction. WONDERFUL service. We will definitely go again before going home read more

After 10 years since last eating at Spanky's, we decided to give it a go once more. Just for old times sake and to bring back some fond memories of meals gone by. We should have left those memories alone. The reality was a bland, overcooked monstrosity they passed off as a meal. Baked potatoes hard and cracked as if left in the microwave too long. Pasta soggy and starchy. Alfredo sauce straight from a jar. Chicken breasts unseasoned and rubbery. Even the tuna on the salad bar tastes rancid and says old. Some memories are best left as just that. Reliving them might be harmful to your health. Or at least your intestinal fortitude. Avoid. read more

Spanky's Speakeasy - Some memories are best as just that. Memories. Don't try to relive this one. - New American Near Me - Naples, Florida

Awesome food and atmosphere. Salad bar had a good variety. Ribs were tasty and fell right off the bone. Good service, reasonable prices. We had the early bird dinner. There were plenty of choices. This place is one where the locals go. We will definitely be back! read more

Spanky's Speakeasy - New American Near Me - Naples, Florida

Had the perch. Haven't had perch in decades. Loved it! Looking forward to returning and eating outside again. Wonderful service!

Food, servers and bartenders deserve 5 stars! However the manager at this awesome restaurant is the rudest manager I have ever come across. I am never one to complain but I overhead a conversation next to me at the bar and I was baffled. The manager was beyond rude and treated the customers like a**! Other than her the experience was a 10/10! read more

Prime rib was cold, baked potato was cold and old. Very hot and muggy in the dining area. We were sweating during our meal. Would not go back. read more

My husband and I stopped at Spanky's when we were visiting Naples, and we're so glad we did! We loved the 1924 Model T set up as the soup and salad bar, as my husband has a 1923 Model T. He had a great time talking with the owners, who were so nice and gracious, greeting many of their customers by name. Obviously they have a great following here. My husband had the small prime rib, which was actually pretty large and was cooked perfectly. I had the broiled seafood, which was also wonderful. The salad bar was great and their home made soup was the best beef based vegetable soup I've ever had. Our waitress Karen was super attentive and had the prettiest smile. She made us feel so welcome. We will definitely be back to Spanky's Speakeasy whenever we're in Naples! read more

Great neighborhood pub: ...food...service, prices and atmosphere are outstanding! Love the prime rib and salad bar. It is packed in season for a good reason read more

A friend and I decided to go to Spanky's Speakeasy for dinner. Our meal came and when I begin to eat my meal, I had a piece of long dark hair in my mouth. I notified our server, Renee, and showed the hair to her and she took it to the kitchen. At that point, I wasn't sure if it was the prime rib or the potato. When I took another bite out of the potato, ANOTHER hair was there. I again, showed Renee and she took that piece to the kitchen and said the manager, Teddy Monty, would be over. He finally came over and said there are only bald people working in the kitchen. I said, well obviously, it's not from me and what will you do about it? He said "I'm not playing that game!" I was shocked as that is not who I am. He was rude, disrespectful, and certainly not into customer satisfaction. Our server was so apologetic and when the bill came, she said that she didn't charge us. Obviously, it wasn't her fault and my friend and I gave her a BIG tip. Just be aware of the loaded baked potato. I do not plan to go there again! read more

Kitschy decor. Smells like a bar because...it's a bar!! I had a steak sandwich, and it was good. My wife had a blackened fish sandwich. It was very buttery. Kids had hot dogs. It gets three stars because the food was only ok. read more

Prime Rib night came through again. Tender tasty prime rib, baker, popover, with horseradish sauce and great au jus. Salad bar is nice - veggies, spring or romaine mix, homemade dressings, and protien-laden bonuses like an excellent tuna/pasta/peas salad, and things like garbanzos and pickled beets. Service is consistently great, and prices quite reasonable. Several people near us tried the mussels, and they looked excellent. read more

OMG! What an amazing surprise! As a long time resident, I've always loved going back to local jaunts now and then. Stopped in tonight to Spanky's and was treated by Debbie like a King! Broke down feeling a little hungry and ordered Escargot. 3 snails in every hole, delicious garlic sauce, maple perfectly done garlic bread, HOT!!! BEST DEAL IN SWFL!!!! read more

It's no 5 star place but take it for what it is. It's a kitschy bar atmosphere with simple food. I felt compelled to write something after all these 1 star negative reviews. Our waitress was a sweetheart. We sat outside overlooking the canal. My boss got a Blt and I got a grilled cheese w fries. Nothing crazy. Good came quick and hot and was good. Nice staff, nice view, decent food. Really cute decor. You'll feel like you are in a time warp. read more

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Great salad bar! Cool ambiance. Food was yummy. Had the prime rib. Def recommend this place!

Sad, this place is very slow on service / very expensive not worth the time or money that they are advertising. The server took 10 minutes to come to the table / took drink order / extra charges for the cheap ass salad bar not worth $12 / a party of four $220 what a joke / never will I return / I can see this place not making it. read more

While visiting a friend in the area a few months back, we settled on this local gem (more or less, the friend dines here every Thursday, so it has to be decent, right?). I enjoyed the atmosphere: the children from the movie Spanky's littering the front of coasters and beer cozies, signs plastered all over the wall with friendly phrases and pictures, a dark but inviting lighting. The bartender was really nice and a tad overgenerous on drinks for a lightweight like me. I call it great service and bad judgment on my part. She was very attentive to every customer who walked in her section and made you feel like an instant friend. I was out for fries and salad, while the friend desired steak. This establishment was the perfect mesh for such tastes, and I was surprised by the amount of items in the salad bar as many smaller restaurants (you know, not Sweet Tomatoes, which bases it's entire profit on a salad bar) seem to skimp and only have lettuce, tomatoes, croutons and dressing. I'd check this out if you are searching for a new place to eat with less of that chain meal feel. But watch your manners. It is my understanding the owner is a sweet, old fashioned lady. read more

My first time at Spanky's because my visitors from Fort Meyers said that they heard a promo on the car radio on their ride down. I have lived in Naples for almost a year and never knew about it. What a terrific find. Everything we ordered was delicious. Teri our server was great. Answered all our questions and even got one answered by the chef. The soup and salad bar was a real plus. My daughter is coming to visit soon. Can't wait to take her for the lamb chops. Great atmosphere and a casual dress code. read more

We love the local bar where everyone knows your name but before they knew our name we were so surprised to have fresh walleye for a special and it was awesome! The place was packed! That's when we met Emily and Ted. These two are so accommodating and nice. Now we sit at the bar, and love all the girls! It's a once a week after work go to! read more