I've had a lot of pizza in my life! Traveled several countries, so I'd like to think I know a good pizza when I get one. I've ordered twice from here. Once as a sit down and once as a pick up. However both times, it was a disappointment... The pizza crust is overly dry and floured, and the center and bottom of the pizza tends to be very soggy and slightly undercooked dough. Definitely not a fan of that. In my opinion, the food is average. It is quick, but it's more of a take your kids if they're not picky about food type of place. read more

I loooooooooove the pizza !!!!! Great job Spankys ! Rqnch is also really good almost as good as wingstop ranch

There's a reason this place has been around for so long...the pizza is AWESOME! What surprised me even more, though, we're the WINGS!! I've been to the "original" location on Telephone Road and I've recently visited the newest location near the Southwest Freeway (59/69) and Bellaire Blvd. There's NO difference, outside of location: good food, great service and a pretty convenient spot to meet for an after work wind-down! read more

Food excellent , service ok for a online order. When I got there they couldn't find my order and it was right in front the hole time

Food is great so are the bartenders and old wait staff place has changed recently but they have kept the same menu and variety which is still great tasting pizzas , spaghetti, variety of salads and wings It is one of Houston's institutions keep up the great food Spanky's read more

Went to your location at 7118 Bellaire Bulv. Houston Texas, driving up everything looked fine. Went inside and was seated right away, great start. Our waitress greeted us, took our orders, food came and was great. My wife and I haven't had that great kind of service in awhile. Oh yea, the food was also good and we will be back with friends. So sorry, I forgot our waitress name, she is the best and your lucky to have her read more

Live the vibe! It was packed I walked in and scared my twin while she was at the counter and cashier wasn't rude she instantly laughed with me while taking the order but she was precise and I love their service and burgers were amazing. The place was packed but everything that mattered is the food. I would go back to try the other food in the menu! read more

Spanky's - All in except tomato - Pizza Near Me - Houston, Texas

So last night supposedly the manager Lily doesn't have any control of the music on the loud speaker. I asked politely if they could change the music but she doesn't have control over it. She's more concerned with flirting with the cop at the front host stand than to tend to her workers or her clients. As a manager of a restaurant, I know managers have control of it. Trying to enjoy a night out and nothing cut cussing and vulgar music is completely unprofessional. We drove all the way from Kingwood to eat here and this is the type of atmosphere we are exposed to. Lily, do better ma'am. Be a manager. Not try to hook up with the security. read more

Oh my goodness!!! I had the best chips and queso I have ever had!!! The pizza also looks amazing and so were the wings and Philly cheesesteak!!! read more

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Thank you for offering to make this right. Management contacted me and admitted to the ingredient mishap and offered to make it right.

Not my first time at Spankys. But this time my sisters and I wanted to do a local spot to have drinks and have our girls night. We haven't seen everyone in our circle for a while and HK(Habib K) made the night special. He gave us wonderful customer service and was just a fun and caring waiter. All the times I have been here this was the first time trying the hot wings and I recommend. read more

The best pizza in Houston Texas . The drinks are also good. Great friendly atmosphere and great place to watch the game.

Spanky's Meat Lovers. It was delicious, we loved it from Houma, La. We will return to Spanky's when we are back in town. read more

Spanky's - Spanky's Meat Lovers - Pizza Near Me - Houston, Texas

Always great food and service!! I always eat here!! The pizza is freaking amazing and love the wings! read more

I always order to go and am never dissatisfied with the service or the food. My go to is the veggie on gluten free crust. Lately I've been adding breadsticks and the first time I got them, I assumed marinara would be included but it wasn't so that was a bummer tho the bread was soft, lightly crisp, it lacked any flavor so I made sure to get the marinara next time. This pizza is full of flavor and doesn't lack the veggies, I had to check and make sure there wasn't meat thrown in there bc the texture was so hearty. read more

Spanky's - 10" veggie pizza on gluten free crust. - Pizza Near Me - Houston, Texas

Been going to Spankys since before they burned down and switched locations! Food still just as great as when I was kid. Great service and environment. read more

Perfect place to eat service is excellent and they have many varieties of food to eat i would tell family members & friends to eat at this restaurant .Deep Dish Pizza excellent and shrimp salad excellent also. read more

Overall the pizza was good. I just dont like how all the toppings were placed on the pizza

I order from Spankys more times than I'd like to admit but man is their pizza great. Their mozzarella sticks and fried mushrooms are also to die for read more

I eat here on a monthly basis for lunch. Their pizza is fantastic! My usual is cheese lunch pizza (which is thin crust) with a side Caesar salad. Their hand tossed is great too. I've also had their grilled chicken and grilled shrimp salad and they're delicious. I'm not a huge fan of the baked spaghetti. Tastes just like regular spaghetti but it's good, a lot of cheese. A lot. Their service is always so nice. It's a great atmosphere and very busy during lunch hours but rarely do you have to wait long. read more

Spanky's - Side Caesar Salad - Pizza Near Me - Houston, Texas

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I have been going to the Spankys on Bellaire and 59 since shortly after it opened. I have had no problems until thi past Tuesday and you only one chance to disrespect me when I'm spending my money. Basically, it was taking forever for the baked wings to come. I order them all the time and instead of making it right. The bartender and the General Manager argue with me about how long it had taken. Who does that? Whether you agree or not you don't argue with paying customers. Apparently, that is the culture at this place. Horrible experience and horrible service. read more

Omg!!!! This was the best pizza I've had in Houston! It reminds of being a child and going to pizza parlor restaurants. Such an old school vibe. The food came out so quick and tasted delicious! read more

I got the regular pepperoni pizza. I was hesitant due to the cost at first I mean, I can get a $10 carry at Papa John's but I'm very glad I went ahead and tried it anyways. read more

Never heard of Spanky's until I was in the area to pick up my sister for dinner. Original plan was to go to a nearby Nicaraguan restaurant, but it was 7:30 pm and the restaurant was going to close at 8. I got on Yelp and started looking for something close by and Spanky's showed up with a respectable rating so off to Spanky's we went. Pulling into the parking lot, I was surprised at how packed this place was. It was a Friday night so I could understand a restaurant being packed, but this was like PACKED-packed. I went up to the hostess and asked for a table for two and she informed me that it was going to be at least a 40 minutes wait. Whaaaa...??? This place is THAT popular? Who would've thunk it?! I told her that I'd wait and proceeded to go to the restroom. Well, what do you know?! There's a bar area with A LOT OF EMPTY SEATS!! Why the hostess didn't even bother to ask if I'd seat at the bar, I don't know. But after I finished using the restroom, I went back to the hostess stand and informed her that we'd just go ahead and sit at the bar. Soon after we sat down, more people came in and sat at the bar. Full house at the bar as well. I felt kind of lucky that I decided to sit at the bar when I did because otherwise, I'd have to wait the full 40 minutes to get seated. Anyway, moving on! There was only ONE bartender/server at the bar and although she was working super duper hard, I could tell that she was getting overwhelmed. She came up to us and asked us what we wanted to drink but failed to hand us a menu, we had to ask for it. Throughout our dining experience, although she was around, but she was really unavailable for us because she was always serving one guest to the next from one end of the bar all the way to the other end of the bar. What is up with that, Spanky's?? Friday night, full house, and one bartender? No no no. I ordered the fried pickles to start off and the large Special Pizzas (Italian Sausage, Pepperoni, Beef, Green Pepper, Onion) to share. The bartender asked how I would like the pizza made and I opted for New York style, because NY that's why!! The orders didn't take too long to prepare, the fried pickles came out pretty quickly and to my surprise, they were actually really good! One of the better fried pickle chips that I've had around town. The pizza came out not too long after, and although we asked for NY style, the pizza just didn't look like NY style pizza. The crust was more on the thicker side (although very good), but it just looked like any other pan pizza that you'd get from Domino's or Papa John's, you dig? The pizza actually tasted decent. Not super duper delicious that would make me go out of my way to come here. but better than most. However, I was a bit disappointed at how little toppings that they actually put on the pizza. If anything, they put a lot more veggies than they did the meat. For $20, they really could afford to put a bit more toppings on the pizza. Me and my sister couldn't finish everything so we asked for a to go box. Our bartender gave us what we asked but failed to bring a lid for the ranch. Honestly though, I would have preferred for her to offer me a new container of ranch, but whatever. I waited a while before I could ask for the lid (see comment above about her being scarce) and finally paying. As I was leaving, the bar area was not as packed anymore but the dining floor in the restaurant was still packed. I didn't see anybody waiting by the hostess table anymore but in the parking lot, traffic was busy with cars trying to leave. Will I be back? Maybe, if I'm in the are and craving some pizza. Will I make a point to drive all the way out here just for the pizza? Definitely not. Luna's pizzeria is a lot closer to me. Hot toppings pizza is even closer to me. And much cheaper with a lot more toppings. read more

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Best buffalo bone-in wings in the southeast! Even better pizza! Always a good time when I come here

Everytime I come here it's always fast the best pizza place in Houston. Homade pizza to salads, they have everything. I walk in and walk straight to the back for Togo orders such an easy process. The employees are so friendly gets me in and out. I got the BBQ chicken pizza and my mom got the pepperoni passion pizza with mushrooms and we got a side of fried cheese sticks. It was delicious from first bite you can taste all the elements that are in a BBQ chicken pizza ( BBQ, chicken, red onions, cheese, I think there was bacon on my pizza). Everything is homemade so that makes it even better. There cheese sticks were some of the best I have had they give you eight cheese sticks for 5.99. The first bite cheese is stringing towards my mouth and the plate very flavorful. I have never had cheese stick with so much flavor very good. Super delious pizza, would definitely go back best pizza there is... read more

Spanky's - Fried cheese and BBQ chicken pizza - Pizza Near Me - Houston, Texas

Spanky's is my favorite pizza place in Houston. if they did delivery, I would probably order every weekend! My reasons for loving their pizza are simple. First, their ingredients taste fresh. Second, it's light on the digestive system - which I definitely appreciate - so I don't feel heavy and sluggish after eating four slices *blocks face*. Third, they are pretty affordable with a variety of already created pizza selections that you can choose from, in addition to building your own. Then why the 3-star rating you ask? I don't dine-in because as some of the other reviewers have mentioned, it is a very loud spot. When I pick-up my orders, the attendants most times ignore me for a few minutes before acknowledging that I am there waiting for my pizza. This I find to be very rude. It hasn't stopped me from ordering from them, but it has reduced the number of times that I'm willing to order. All in all, the pizza itself is a solid 4.5. read more

I came with my family to watch the Texans game. Halfway through us watching the game some lady in charge of the TV named "Lilly" said she couldn't please everybody and was very unprofessional when I brought my concern to her attention. This place isn't cheap for her to be very rude. I wil never come here again for any game!! read more

Ordered take out two days in a row. My goodness!!! Their lunch special pizza is amazing (and I'm not a huge fan of thin crust). Fresh, hot, plenty of toppings, and one of the best sauces I've tasted - in fact, I only rank one better anywhere. Day 2, I also ordered the fried mushrooms. It's one of my favorite items, Nd very few places offer them anymore. I got delayed picking up my order, and still they were not mushy. It's a HUGE order with really good ranch dressing. I noticed the offer different crusts, but not on the small - I'm ire I will get a larger pizza on a future visit just to try it out! read more

Started with the meatball appetizer, which were delicious!! Wish it would've came with garlic bread to soak up the sauce! Ordered a medium, meat lovers, added mushrooms and chose the New York style crust. The pizza was cooked to perfection, served hot and tasty!! Some of the best pizza! Highly recommend this place and we will be back!! read more

Spanky's - Meat lovers + mushrooms! - Pizza Near Me - Houston, Texas

Seeing all the positive reviews about this place, I had to check this place out. Growing up, I passed it up plenty of times, but never checked it out. The new building is big and spacious. I came at lunch to take advantage of the 8 inch pizza deal for less than 7 bucks! Now that's a deal! The place was packed and we all know that's usually a good sign. We were waited on right away. We barely had time to look at the menu, but ordering a 3 topping pizza isn't that hard. I ordered mine with pepperoni, Italian sausage, and mushrooms. They do charge extra for premium toppings like meatballs and chicken and some other items. You can add a side salad for about 3 bucks more. We ordered and our pizzas were out pretty quick, piping hot. It looked so good, I took a bite without thinking about the temp. Big mistake! It might have affected my taste buds, but I still enjoyed it with the little bit I could taste. It was thin and crispy, with lots of cheese, and they didn't skimp on the toppings. I'll definitely be back to try out some of their other dishes. Though it's not ranked on the top of my favorite pizza list, it is pretty high up there! read more

Spanky's - Lunch special 3 topping pizza with pepperoni, sausage and mushrooms - Pizza Near Me - Houston, Texas

Great place to hang out with your friends! The pizza was beyond cheesy. The pizza sauce was not overbearing and it had GREAT flavor. I'd definitely recommend getting the deep dish pizza of your choice. The crust is fluffy with a crispy crunch that is amazing! The only downfall would be that the mango daiquiri tasted kind of watery, so next time I'd definitely try their margaritas. I heard they were strong! read more

Spanky's - Amore pizza with half pepperoni and half hamburger. - Pizza Near Me - Houston, Texas

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Went here last Saturday and had a great time at the bar with friends. Bar staff was pleasant, drinks were good. I had the Philly cheesesteak and my friends had the pizza. Pizza was definitely tasty and full of meat. The sauce was perfect because it wasn't overly saucy. Will definitely be back as I signed up with their rewards program. read more

Best Pizza in the world! Love love love! Great Service and you can never go wrong with the pasta.

The service is usually good, even on a busy night. The food is good! Spanky's is a family favorite!!'

Born and raised on Spankys but the last 5 times ( didn't want to give up on yalll) our pizza has been ABSOLUTELY CRAP! The pizza is raw or completely burnt! Never thought I'd say this but yall have lost a customer forever. read more

Amazing food and service! Never met a better restaurant. Thanks Spankys! Try the gluten free Hawaiian! Yum still!

My favorite pizza place but they stay packed I guess that's a good thing. The vibes are chill. This is definitely one of my families go to spots when we wanna have a birthday party or anything like that. read more

Great food . I drove from across town to enjoy the wings and pizza. The happy hour margaritas are strong.

I haven't been to Spanky's in years! I think my last review was like 5 years ago! My friend recently offered to pick up pizza for us for lunch and she grabbed some Spanky's - a medium half margherita and half pepperoni and mushroom on a NY style crust! Wow!! The margherita pizza was amazing! So much flavor!!! That olive oil, the garlic, the pesto!!! It was greasy deliciousness!!! I didn't even mind the pepperoni and mushroom! We killed the whole pie between the 2 of us in 1 sitting; that's how good it was! Way different from my last experience here apparently. It was so good, I wanted it again the next day - so the bf and I decided to do an UberEats order. I mean, he suggested pizza and I just suggested the place! We ordered 2 mediums this time - same 2 flavors! Medium Margherita on NY crust and a Medium Pepperoni and Mushroom on a thin crust! That margherita doesn't fail to amaze - he enjoyed it as much as I did and he usually likes meat on this pizzas! I thought the thin crust was a bit dry, but it was exactly what he wanted! We had leftovers this time so I technically ate Spanky's 3 days in a row, and I wasn't complaining! The dough was a bit bland heated up the next day and the thin crust became a bit soggy... overall, we were happy and we would definitely stop by again (probably real soon). The pies were a bit pricey for the size - $18ish for a 13" medium specialty pie. I think it was $40 for 2... but if anything, try their margherita pizza on the NY crust - you won't regret it! read more

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