OVERVIEW
Sizzler Los Alamitos, Exterior
First Impression: This Sizzler seemed blingy (i.e. newer) It had a fancier sign out side than others I've been to (it was backlit!) but it also seemed uncessarily blingy. It also seemed more modern on this inside. Either this Sizzler had a remodel a few years back or is a new location. It was also quite clean.
Staff: he staff was not that friendly, but they were not mean. They were basically zombies...zombies, feeding off the flesh of iceberg lettuce, jello and popcorn shrimp.
Clientele: There were more children at this location, but they weren't wild (I'm not the biggest fan of children, especially while I'm eating...or flying). There were also a few recent high school grads (still in cap and gown) who had been dragged to this Sizzler for a post-graduation celebration (lucky them).
Wait Time: Total time it took to walk in, order and sit down: approx. 5 minutes. Time it took to get my food from the moment I walked in, 10 minutes.
Sizzler Los Alamitos Cheese Toast
REVIEW DETAILS
THE GOOD
Baked Potato (came with entrée): Good! didn't taste old or grungy, as potatoes can be. Fixins' were nice and sloppy, just how I like em (please don't read too much into this comment. if you did, you're disgusting!).
Taco w/ ground beef, cheese and guacamole: This was a great taco...so good I went back for another! Shell was fresh, cheese didn't taste processed and guacamole was pretty good! and the meat...muy bueno!
Self-made Iceberg lettuce w/ onions and carrots : Everything was fresh and crisp. I felt like a happy rabbit!
Fruit: The fruit was excellent! Tasted very fresh and delicious
Cheese toast: It wasn't the absolute best Sizzler cheese toast I've had, but it was pretty good...good enough to get seconds (such a fat ass I am!)
AMBROSIA: This Sizzler gets extra points for even having ambrosia. Not all Sizzlers do (for some ungodly reason). If you want to have a
Sizzler Los Alamitos Wet Naps
saladbar fit for the gods, you need the ambrosia!
Jello: Good (if ever I find a Sizzler with bad Jello, I'm calling the health department)
Cottage Cheese: nice consistency (what else is there to say about cottage cheese?)
Onion Rings: Nice and thick (hey! keep your mind out of the gutter!)
Cookies and Cream Mousse: Very good!
Pineapple Sauce (for desserts): You don't always see this, so it was a nice surprise
WET NAPS: They provided Sizzler wet naps at the end of your meal! I've never been given these!
Sizzler Los Alamitos Steak and Potato
THE BAD
6oz Steak (the entrée): It was kinda chewy and not as tasty as other Sizzler steaks I've had (and I've had a bunch!)
NOTE: they don't have the 8oz steak with the all-you-can-eat salad bar included. You only have the 6oz option. Other Sizzlers offer both options.
Pre-made Cesar Salad: Limp and soggy (what did I tell you about keeping your mind out of the gutter???)
Potato Wedges: not that warm and just bland.
Broccoli Cheese Soup: I've had much better. Wasn't that cheesy...and I needs my cheese
Banana Pudding w/ Nila Waffers: Eh. pretty bland.
Strawberry and Banana thing: I do not know what this is called, but it's basically a dessert. It was too gelatinous
Softserve (swirl): It was somewhat watery.
NO GUMMY BEARS: This will always be a BAD in my book. And yes I know putting gummy bears in softserv just makes them hard, but I don't care. I need me some gummy bears when I'm at Sizzler. In fact, the overall toppings they had was disappointing.
Sizzler Los Alamitos Bathroom
THE BATHROOM
Clean, but small: for a place that has an all-you-can-eat buffet, you think they'd have a bigger bathroom.
1 urinal
1 stall
Fully stocked: plenty of tp, soap and ass gaskets
IN A NUT SHELL...
Order the steak, but take it home for the dog. Focus on the taco bar
If you're a vegetarian and you're dragged to Sizzler, just have your inconsiderate friend load you up with fruit from the salad bar
The wet naps are a rarity and can be used for your hands or other body parts (depending on which part of you gets dirtiest from the buffet)
Don't take your kids to Sizzler for their graduation dinner (they'll end up taking you there for your retirement party or put you straight into a home). read more