Was very nice when my friends card declined 3 times. Food was bland but if you do go, make sure to check out the 4 wings 1 rice.

Great food! Good service! "Ambiance" is closer to a cross between a soup kitchen and a homeless shelter, but that's not what I'm looking for in a good, take-out place. If I were the owners, I'd close the "dining" section and install a buzzer to let guests that have ordered something hang out while they're waiting. But yeah, I ordered the basics, I like the orange chicken, has a clean spice with the fresh orange really kicking in the flavor. Kung pao was also kicking, spicy, but not oily with the vegetables well cooked, and the peanuts give a nice balance. I liked the Lo Mein, it wasn't greasy like other places, and also, well cooked on the veggies. All in all, I think it's a great place and will definitely get food here again! Probably with the FREE delivery! read more

Long piece of split end hair in rice. I understand it happens but please get it together. Done shopping there General Tsao Chicken read more

Simon's Wok Grill - Hair in rice - Chinese Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

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As I told the lady on the phone I will never order from this place because of worst costumer service received. As for the food it is okay being this would have been my second time ordering from them but never again. read more

Service is bad and you don't get what you ask for even if you put it in the "special instructions " !!! Sad . This place has gonna down hill .! read more

If I could give zero Stars I would. I ordered Szechuan chicken and it's listed as spicy. When my food arrived and it took a bite of it it was inedible it was so spicy. Call the restaurant to see if they would be willing to change the order. The lady Express to me the people have been complaining that it wasn't spicy enough so they have really increase the spice. I said now it's too hot is too hot for me. She said sorry is a takeout order nothing we can do. So I told her I wouldn't be ordering from there anymore and I wont. If they're going to make it extra spicy than I think that that's what it should read extra spicy read more

Simon's Wok Grill - 3 tablespoons of the food on my plate I couldn't eat it - Chinese Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

Service less than a zero. The second time this guy delivered my phone from the restaurant he was rude. I couldn't hear his call but his instructions were to meet me at the door which I did. He was rude and shied off in the lobby again Other vendors adhere to my instructions and enter using the vendor key. Seniors sometimes get rude deliveries and this impact you meal. I tried calling manager but was told no on was there. read more

I've been to Simon's Wok & Grill several times in the years since the old Wings n Things closed. The food was usually very subpar, so my family and I stopped eating here all together. I was super hungry some weeks back and decided to take another chance on it. I ordered the 6" Steak and Cheese, Crispy Beef and Crab Rangoons. I figured if I didn't like the Crispy Beef (like in the past), I'd have something else to fall back on. I don't know what's changed here, but the Crispy Beef was very, very good! I'm not typically a fan of DC Chinese carryouts as I prefer to get Chinese food from Chinese restaurants. The Steak and Cheese was pretty good but I would switch the American Cheese out for something else. The crab rangoons didn't come with sweet plum sauce, which they normally do so that was a little bit of a let down. read more

Only in DC and Columbia Heights at that will you find a Chinese restaurant with fried chicken and sweet potato pie. They have all the typical Chinese food items too. There is no seating. Take out or delivery only. Food is cooked fresh to order and you can even watch it being cooked. This is my first choice for Chinese food in the neighborhood and you won't go wrong ordering here. read more

Simon's Wok Grill - the inside of the restaurant - Chinese Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

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This was the worst Chinese food I've had, it was also very expensive for the quality. Had the fried wonton that was soggy, tasteless, and not eatable. I also ordered the steamed dumplings that were a tad bit better than the wonton, they were still not good at all. This is definitely a never go to again. read more

I ordered from them on Grubhub. The order went through but was never processed and I had to cancel.

Reliably good Chinese food. Fast delivery. Been a customer for 15 years. Never disappointed.

the white rice be old af and smell really bad and the customer service is the worst they give you an attitude every time someone walks in not only the kids that be their but the women as well read more

Been ordering from them for several years. Things were always good. But now the woman at counter is rude. ANGRY rude.. They've jacked up the prices-$3.50 for an egg roll? And no sweet and sour shrimp combo. EVERY Chinese restaurant has a sweet and sour shrimp combo. Last time they'll get my business. Also, I'm pretty sure they're breaking child labor laws. Her son is always working. Has been since he was in elementary school. read more

Customer service isn't that great I like to feel welcomed no matter where I go. Maybe if they start off with hi how are you I would give a better review. Food is good prices are just too high. This is my last restore restaurant read more

Their Mo Po tofu was very yummy. Better than expected. Not so for the steamed meat dumpling but can't win them all. The dumpling skins are very thick dough and the meat mixture was ok but would prefer chives or something in it too for flavor. Also it may have pork so you might want to ask if that's not your thing or you keep kosher. read more

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Your basic DC carryout! Nothing special! Basic carryout food, haven't had anything that was worth raving about! Basic DC carryout customer service, some days they're nice and funny, sometimes they act as if they're doing YOU a favor by you spending your money with them! Basic DC carryout decor, not up to par looking, but you STILL trust them to make your food, even though you know you seen some questionable things! But they mumbo sauce is good AF! That's all! read more

DO NOT ORDER FROM HERE. If I could give negative stars, I definitely would. So, I order my same order a second time, only to receive an incorrect meal. I called the store and Pam, the manager, said I was incorrect and that she knows what I wanted. I tried to explain repeatedly, but she began to yell at me and then finally hung up the phone. I tried to call back and she said it was my problem. Yes, the food may be cheap but I have never received such awful costumer service. read more

This has been my go to place for chinese since I moved here last year. The delivery is always fast and the food is always hot and fresh. Perfect little neighborhood spot for something quick. Oh and I've never gotten sick after eating here:) read more

It's important to bring decency to everybody's notice! Thanks Simon's. I had ordered food online and asked for delivery at 7pm. When I got checked my phone at 6pm there were 3 missed calls from #s I didn't recognize so I called the last one back. It was Simon's saying they had tried to deliver my food. I reminded them that I has asked for a 7pm delivery and that my phone logged their first attempt at 5:15!! They were fantastic about the mixup. They apologized, reversed the original charge (not sure why), and remade my food. It arrived piping hot and delicious at 7:15pm! Thank you Simon's for being decent and honest. read more

I do not normally order from this place but we were hungry at the office and needed something quick. Since I normally don't eat at carryouts I decided to go with something simple and ordered a large Wonton Soup disgusting it looked like brown dirty water. Never again !!!! read more

Simon's Wok Grill - Suppose to be wonton soup, looks like dirty water. - Chinese Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

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I've been getting food from this specific place since I was a little girl. In fact, this was the first place I ever got Chinese food from. Needless to say, this place was my childhood, the owners are even on friendly terms with my old nanny (who always ordered the food for us). Anyway on the review.... This place has consistently delivered yummy American-Chinese food to my house for years. The menu has remained basically unchanged my entire life and I feel that because of that they've really perfected everything they make. My orders have only been wrong twice in my ordering history with them, and they weren't even my orders, they were my parents haha. The chicken wings are always hot and crispy, the dumplings are big and although the 'fried' ones don't look or feel fried, they do have a different taste than the steamed ones. The eggrolls are and have always been my favorite thing about this place. They are big, fat, greasy, and crispy. It may be because I grew up with them like this, but this is how I prefer eggrolls anyway so I'm always hesitant to order from other places because of this. What I'm trying to say is this place is extremely consistent (take it from someone whose been eating from here for literally years). Good food and always quick delivery (maybe slower on weekends but that's a given). read more

I was craving beef chow fun and my go-to Chinese take out doesn't have chow fun. I ordered off DoorDash, prices were reasonable, the food came quick and was warm. I will order from them again. read more

Inedible! I ordered from this place because of my niece's rave review. The crispy Szechuan chicken was so hot I couldn't eat it. Even my niece, a connoisseur of all things hot and spicy, found it hotter than usual. We called to complain and were told that they "changed their recipe". At more than $13 for this inedible dish I think they should have given me a refund or at the very least a few bucks off my next order. Maybe a container of milk or a few Rolaid's. No such luck and guess what no next order! read more

Very very disappointed. When you are starving go for the TOP Ramen packs instead. I ordered the noodle soup, crab sticks with fries and an egg roll. Long wait for my delivery order, cold and extremely bland food. Additionally the fries and the crab sticks were both soggy. However Top Ramen has never failed me yet... read more

Blergh after two years of being regulars to the point where they say "Oh hi!" when I give them my address... Simons has fallen. Hard, fast and far. First they stopped with their freebies, which is fine, but when they cut back on the amount of meat in nearly every dish, leaving me poking thru my veggies for even a tiny morsel... that's when I knew things were taking a turn for the worst. I rode out the crappy orders because I felt a sense of loyalty after ordering from them for so long, but the last few orders were borderline inedible. Iffy tasting meat and a gritty texture to the lomein, like the sauce had gone bad... ugh. I tossed out the menus last night and have gone out in search of a new delivery place. read more

Fast, cheap, and delicious delivery! I called to order the pork lo mein, an egg roll and a soda, and they delivered in 10 minutes flat. The food was much better than a similar order I had from "Spring Garden" the previous night (the same neighborhood). Highly recommended for delivery. read more

Ordered the bourbon chicken and it was mostly all liquid and not good tasting at all... i mean it was so bad

They are fast, it's yummy and at a good price. Their general Tsao wings are yummy and the tea comes in a bucket! I especially like their crab wonton and I get a side of sweet and sour. read more

We have ordered Simons for delivery 4 times. The lo mein noodles are the best! And the sesame chicken combo is great, too! Delivery is always fast. Simons provides cutlery, sauces, and twice now we have received a Chinese calendar as a gift. I would definitely recommend Simons to anyone looking for delivery Chinese food. read more

I give Simon's 5 stars, because not only are they the best carryout in the area, they are in the area..one of DC's most ruthless area's for uptown innercity limits, o.m.g. they stay fresh and for me I love Bamboo and Simon's is the best 'husband' in a sense of cookin delicious food just how I want it no question..with accurate and fast delivery. plus all th perks of freebies, and they will make sure ur food is fresh, hot, and if there is something added for ur personal taste they will make sure they have it and if not the next time u order there tht particular ingredient will have either become part of th menu or an added asset to th prep board.. I love u Simon's.. u 'spoil' me and Im a brat....hmm getting hungry right now.. answer the phone Simon's it's me callin.. read more

I had the fried chicken and my wife had the gyro, they great. Glad to finally experience on of these authentic DC street fast food restaurants! read more

Simon's Wok Grill - When hunger calls! - Chinese Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

delivered in --no kidding--15 min. not a scary thing though. 4 deliveries so far. great food. super cheap. the ma po and homestyle tofu are excellent. much too large portions, but its good for lunch dinner for three days. you do need to emphasize HOT several times. then it comes ok-hot. not hot hot (spicy). warning: their website is HORRIFIC (i think my 5 year old self HTML-ed it) so call for delivery. this place has replaced my local HITW since it closed and got replaced by a chain pizza place. and since city G has, 1- gone down hill and 2- delivery is expensive, don't order anywhere else. read more

Would not purchase again. Their noodles were crackers and they came very late when we ordered for delivery. Food was not seasoned or flavored, and was overall unimpressive. Fortune cookies tasted like styrofoam, were very cheaply made. One benefit is that it was inexpensive. read more

This place is horrible. First time & last time. I wish I could give it a negative rating. The food tasted horrible repurposed frozen food. I couldn't believe it. read more

One of the best carry outs in DC. I work near by and my office place orders here at least three times a week and they delivery hot fresh food...guaranteed. They have nice friendly staff and drivers that deliver your food on time and with a smile. Thanks Simon's. read more

I order from Simon's all the time. Especially, on the weekend. Nobody wants to cook on the weekend, In a hot kitchen in northwest DC. So to make a long story short, Simon has good food. I love their wings. You actually get a whole chicken wing. I figured well if I l buy the chicken wings and cook them myself, hell, I would end up having to pay double or triple for some raw wings, then the grease and flour, which is not cheaper than buying the BEST DARN CHICKEN WINGS from Simon. Have you notice that chicken wings are the most expensive part on a chicken and everybody want chicken wings at their party, but where is the wing...They got wing dings, which you have to eat about 4 to make-up for a whole chicken wing....What happen to the whole chicken wing....When I look at the menu at most restaurants all they got is wing dings....Somebody help me understand where is the chicken wing...Jean S.,DC read more

This has been my go to chinese delivery place since moving to D.C. Their standard Chinese food dishes are standard, but what sets this place apart are their general tsaos wings. Thats right, you heard me, GENERAL TSAOS WINGS. These masterpieces combine the beauty of General Tsaos sauce with the strength and audacity of a jumbo sized chicken wing. read more

Got delivery the other day - veggie spring rolls, garlic sauce tofu. Good food, right amount of spice. Quick service, woman on phone wasn't the friendlist, but delivery guy seemed nice. Wish they had provided chopsticks (must have to ask for those special) but they did give us a chinese wall calendar. Was not expecting that! read more

AWFUL! I will never eat here again. For starters, I ordered from them because I wanted Peking Ravioli. It was the WORST Ravioli EVER! The Ravioli look like they stuck it in the fryer on one side and the rest was soggy. The meat inside was bulky and disgusting, looked like poo. Then, the Shrimp Lomein was burnt, shrimp was mushy and I could smell the burnt smell in my noodles. Can you believe they still served it to me anyway? The Sweet and Sour Chicken was overcooked, hard. We also ordered Shrimp Fried rice and it was the disgusting short grain, yellow rice which was old, and mushy, even the shrimp was mushy... awful experience. I let the Supervisor know and she didn't even offer to give me some of my money back. She was nice, but I cannot BELIEVE they would feed that to people.. I have been to the worst environments in D.C, to the most poverty stricken areas, where people might assume the food would be awfully served, but not at all true... those Chinese places are a ZIILLION times better than this joint. The presentation was not good either. I had to call a second time and make it clear that we didn't eat the Ravioli and she should give us that back AT LEAST, which she did. Then she told me I could come back in any day of the week with my receipt and get something else... no way! What she should have done was given me a complete refund or at least half. I will never eat there again. A waste of my $60.00. I was hurt that I was treated so badly and usually I am pretty flexible about things. I can let a some things slide but this was a complete no go. read more