One Word: Shitastic Two Words: Shitastically Awful So, for whatever reason, I decided to give this joint a go considering their less-than-stellar reviews. Big mistake. Huge. Service: The dude up front is unfriendly as a condescending, moody 13 year old. No hello, no smile-- nothing. Food: D Total garbage and a complete waste of money. Chili fries are horrible, and the chili is super salty, and burnt. Burgers are an eh. Portions are small. Atmosphere: D The floors are in bad shape, and held down with black tape in many areas. Trash cans are ready to fall apart, look filthy on the exterior and have trash littered underneath. It feels and looks like a dirty Wal Mart. Experience: F For such a great location, this restaurant is an embarrassment to the quaint and cozy feel of Downtown Williamsburg. I should have went next door to Aroma's for lunch like I always do instead of giving this place a chance. Never again. read more

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This place was good. I am currently vacationing from Tennessee. Me and my family decided to stop by this place to eat. I got a Cheeseburger with fries, my brother and his friends got chicken tenders and fries. The fries were pretty good. The ambiance of the place was amazing being a restaurant dedicated to the past. The burger was good but was rather small for $6.25. The service was good despite the place being overpriced for small burgers. The place is clean and well kept. read more

Delicious food! My fiancé and I both got a cheeseburger and I got a side of coleslaw + lemonade and it was so good and refreshing!

Fairly curt presentation at the register and the first time visitor is really rushed to place an order from a good sized, wall mounted menu...a struggle that was being discussed with other guests seated at adjacent tables. Be prepared to take care of yourself...dirty tables and no one assisting customers in the dining area whatsoever. That might work on non-peak hours but not when the place is consistently 80% full during holiday and other busy times. And, why did I pay a "tip" when paying my bill BEFORE receiving my food? That was my mistake...don't do the same. My hamburger (see photo) other than the refrigerator-cold bun was ok but obviously sloppily put together. Anyway, this is how things go when, regardless of a lack of service and general courtesies, a place does a good volume of business simply because of a favorable location. You choose but we won't be back anytime soon. read more

Cute little spot in town. As the name suggests lots of great retro bites. We got the chicken quesadilla. An order of mozzarella sticks(4) and fried pickles(4). Also the chicken tenders w/fries. Everything was delicious ! read more

Food was delicious and served quickly. Prices were very reasonable. It's an easy walk from the tourist strip.

Food was good. Value really good. People were great. What more you want. Need 85 characters.

Best crab cake sandwich I've had. Not just the cake itself was good; the lettuce and tomato were fresh and delicious. My bf had the fish and chips and enjoyed it. read more

This place was delicious. Fattening and horrible for you but delicious. Initially I planned on eating somewhere else on this block but when I saw this place and looked at the menu I figured, what the heck. I'm glad I did, I don't usually eat this type of food but it's good sometimes. They have burgers, fries, shakes, hot dogs, etc. Most of the items you select and then you pick a few toppings (looks like usually you get two included) like mustard, ketchup, cheese, jalapeños, etc. I got a hotdog with onions and mustard and slaw. It was GOOD. My friend got a double bacon cheeseburger with ketchup and mustard and a large french fry order. The french fries were soooo good. I tried a bite of the burger too and it was amazing. Everything I had was good - the gals behind the counter were friendly and helpful - the food was out really quickly and there was plenty of seating in the comfortable and retro decorated diner seating space. MMmmmm, I'll stop in here again next time I'm in the area. read more

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We came here for a dressed down date night and everything was delicious! American classics, simple but well made.

Nope. Overpriced and not good. Hamburger was awful. And literally the definition of a club sandwich is a sandwich on 3 slices of toast and cut in quarters. This was on 2 small pieces of bread. Onion rings were greasy and undercooked. read more

Owner is so rude and arrogant it makes the experience more unpleasant than it's worth. Which is unfortunate because it's the only family friendly place for a decent casual bite with outdoor seating. read more

burger was good , fries okay, lemonade okay, ice cream ,rootbeer float,customer service not good i asked very nicely for a rootbeer float with ice cream first and then soda on top because the soda and then ice cream on top made a huge mess and made the float not even enjoyable, tried not making a mess even more by asking for the new one done the right way and he couldnt accomadate so now i know to ask before hand, ice cream first and then soda read more

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Good burgers, outstanding fries, shakes and root beer floats. Quick service and nice staff.

They don't have any good allergy friendly choices on their menu. When I asked why they cook everything in soy bean oil they said "We cook everything in soy bean oil because people are more allergic to peanuts than soy." They could be using canola oil or olive oil! Not everything has to be cooked in soy. They also said that maybe they're not the problem I am. They are very rude, so I recommend that you shouldn't go here. read more

The crab cakes and chicken quesadilla were delicious. Attentive service snd very fresh food. read more

Retros Good Eats - Delicious crab cakes and one diner had a chicken quesadilla. Everything was fresh and well made. We enjoyed ourselves and will return soon. - Coffee & Tea Near Me - Williamsburg, Virginia

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Their grilled cheese is AMAZING! I would definitely eat here again. It was really good

Cute little college place. Probably great hang out for friends in between classes. Hopped in here after traveling for a while and wasn't impressed with the quality of the food. Fries were delicious but the burger and chicken sandwich weren't awesome. My advice would be to maybe ask what their specialty is and order that. It was busy so I assume we just didn't make the best menu choices. read more

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This place is such a great spot. I've been here several times with my daughter and she loves it as well as I. The employees are always welcoming and the place is always clean. The burgers are simple, to the point and delicious. Not too fat and overweight and well portioned. The fries are the best in my opinion that's the style of fries I like. They serve wine along with, ice cream and all that yummy kid and adult stuff. Give them a visit. read more

The food was ok, just ok, but the man behind the register...incredibly RUDE! I asked a question about a menu item and he "barked" his reply to me without even looking at me! I've heard their radio ads for years, and wanted to try them, but after going in today, sorry I bothered!!!! read more

If I could gove 0 stars I would. We ordered burgers, fries, chicken nuggets, and onion rings. Drinking wise we got sodas, fresh squeezed lemonade, and a chocolate milkshake. The burgers were flavorless, tasted like they came from a box, and were dry. The fries were blanched too long so they did not get crispy. The chicken nuggets were overly breaded and greasy. The onion rings were the only that was good. Definitely not worth the price i get better at McDonalds. The milk shake tastes like basic ice cream. The "fresh squeezed lemonade" was basically lemon water that tasted like the peel had sat too long. Other then having the good ice I would never come back. And i can get that ice elsewhere. Go across the street or next door and enjoy good food. read more

Trying to think of some positive to share first. The milkshake was decent. Exactly like McDonald's. They are lucky to have the location they do or I don't think they'd be in business. There is some outdoor seating which is apparently unmanned, the tables are dirty, they don't bring the food to you or clean it up. The service was bad. The food which by the way if you're looking at prices here on yelp be aware that those are some very old prices. They have all at least doubled if not tripled. I got a cheeseburger, probably a little less good than say a McDonalds burger, and a fresh squeezed lemonade which was just water and sugar with a dirty half lemon in it. My kids got grilled cheese which was just wonder bread with one slice of velveta.and my husband got fish n chips. Literally fish, singular. One piece of dry fish. Old dry cold fries. Tiny portions. We all left starving and mad at the price and deeply regretting choosing this place for my sons birthday dinner. read more

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Service was fast, food was good, but lemonade was not 5 cents... don't believe the sign above the register

I finally made it to Retro's after passing by it many times, and I wasn't disappointed. Their crab cake was the best I have had in this area in a long time. The flavor was very good but the slight crunch on the outside is what really sold me. The crab cake was followed by a chocolate cookie shake which was decedent. I will definitely go back. read more

This was a very handy location! We enjoyed it for the most part. The turkey club, grilled cheese, buffalo chicken wrap and fresh cut fries were all really good. We were less pleased with the hamburger. It was flavorless. They also didn't offer a restroom, which was disappointing. read more

Cheap! Line was long but once you ordered, food came quickly. Basic burgers, yummy sweet potato fries. Milkshakes not good. Basic kid food that does the job. Guy behind counter was nice read more

Not sure why the review is 3 stars. But we ordered 2 regular hotdogs, onion rings, corn dog, cheeseburger, double cheeseburger, chili cheese fries and chili dogs and they were all good. The burgers are really good. read more

I'm not sure how this place is still in business. For starters I would describe the atmosphere as a put together diner. Their cheeseburgers were good but not anything special, fries were good (probably the best part), and the lamb burger was interesting tasting from what my husband said. The guy (assuming the owner) was really grouchy and seemed like everything was an inconvenience (my observation at least). I wouldn't come here again. read more

Best crab cake I have had. Ever. Seriously. The rest of the people in our group thoroughly enjoyed the cheeseburger and even grilled cheese and tomato soup as well. read more

This was the perfect stop in on our day tripping Thur the market place. Prices are awesome home cut fries and throw back burgers. Tons of options on milkshakes tooo read more

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Fun atmosphere - great outdoor seating! Solid meal when we were taking.m a break with friends from Colonial Williamsburg. Quick service, too! read more

If you want the absolute best burger eVer you must try Retro's Grilled Lamb Burger. It is amazing. This place is a gem in Colonial Williamsburg. They also have a crab cake sandwich that is actually more crab than cake. So far everything I have tried has been great but the Lamb Burger has s my favorite. read more

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Cute place and good location. Stopped for a bite while out shopping and very disappointed. Interior was in need of repair, floors and garbage cans were falling apart. The tables looked like they hadn't been wiped all day. As for the food...... Fries were good. Fresh cut and crispy. Hot dogs were good, a lot of topping options. However, we were extremely disappointed in the burgers. With a name like Retro's I expected a big, greasy diner burger. What I got was a tiny, flat, frozen burger that tasted like nothing. Definitely will not be returning. read more

The food was mediocre and a bit expensive for the amount they give you. I talked to friends in the line and the cashier yelled and told us to "study" the menu. No one talked and everyone was talking about how mean they were. read more

Excellent, made-to-order food. Extensive menu, reasonable prices. Two dozen shake flavors! House made Limeade and Lemonade. Excellent Sweet Potato Fries. We visited on an unseasonably hot February day, and it was crowded. The wait was a bit, but well worth it. It is in the Merchants Square area, so it was full of tourists (like us) and William & Mary folks. Indoor/Outdoor seating. This was an unexpected gem! read more

This place has some excellent food!! It's great for a quick bite or even a good milkshake. They have indoor and outdoor seating.

Great, quick stop for lunch! Felt the pricing was a little high for what we got though! Amazing ice cream in the floats!!

Awful, it is a frozen burger like a Bubba Burger, soggy fries and when we walked in that acted shocked that there was a customer. I will never go back. read more

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I really like this restaurant. Nothing fancy just good food and nice people. They have great sweet potato fries and it's not just a hamburger place although those are good as well. They have non meat dishes and will work with you on gluten issues. Check it out if you are looking to feed yourself with simple, delicious food read more

They quickly served our party of 7. We had 4 kids meals that all 4 kids really enjoyed (a statistical rarity). Pricing was fair and the service was quick. Only issue was a lack of seating inside. Didn't want to eat outside because it was in the 40s. I did find it ironic that a restaurant called Retro's in a 300+ year old city was only serving food dishes from the last 5 decades. Not that 'retro'. read more