Dang. I've been wanting to try this place for forever and had high hopes since the reviews are good. The food was okay and the people at the counter were nice, but hair/bugs in food is something I just can't look past. I unfortunately won't be returning :( so bummed because this is the closest Vietnamese restaurant to me. I'll just make the 40 minute drive to Pho Mai Tai on jones rd... I would also like to add I am a woman with longer hair so I am 100% certain it's from whoever was working in the back. read more

They do not have tapioca balls, not Teahouse type drinks! They have maybe 4 different drink selections that they can add boba, but that's it! And they do have fountain drinks. I got Thai tea with boba and my kid got milk tea with boba. They were delicious! But this is not a teahouse type place. They have more of a food menu versus a teahouse/drink menu. They might have hot tea and green tea but I am just guessing! Call before you go if you are looking for a specific type of drink. The inside was clean. Nice decor. Awesome painting in the middle of the big wall congratulating them on 3 or 4 years of business. And they have cool electronics to look at BUT NOT TOUCH! They are display only. Pretty cool. I'm guessing rare and expensive Nintendo systems from Asia. Very cool. And authentic games still in plastic cases (similar to Blockbuster but not blockbuster). Very pungent food aromas. Like garlic and vinegar. My mom really likes their Vietnamese sandwiches. read more

Retro Cafe - Awesome wall decor! - Juice Bars & Smoothies Near Me - Cypress, Texas

A really cool restaurant that has a throwback to the 1980s maybe in 1970s games and toys now granted they are behind glass but they're still really cool to see the old Nintendo and he-man and Transformers. They also have some cool painting over the fun atmosphere as you look at the restaurant. The food is really good. We really enjoyed it over and got the I got a vermicelli. We also got some fried spring eggrolls. The broth was well developed some of that good flavor, but you wanted it to be a little bit more oof when you think about that to make it more desirable the other thing when you look at the add-ons it had for the fun could've really had more stuff to be able to be more desirable. That's what would've made it a five star so for example it's common if you're getting Steak you're getting like steak but meatballs and tripe and maybe even some brisket and so that just takes it to the next level. The vermicelli was a little bit light quantity wise was a little bit smaller than what you'd expect for the price. The staff were friendly and nice and quick at removing items and getting things like extra napkins or forks or chopsticks. Would recommend and if I'm wanting might be back. Just know that it's tough to say it's the best fun in Houston when there's so many different restaurants around town. read more

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Excellent food and great service. Good portion size for the price. Highly recommend. They also give a military discount! read more

Retro Cafe - Menu - Juice Bars & Smoothies Near Me - Cypress, Texas

I tried this place since it was near my doctor's office, but I was not expecting to find such a good banh mi restaurant all the way up in Cypress! The baguette was very fresh and had a great texture. The grilled pork was delicious and all the other vegetable fillings were fresh and crisp. The butter was nice and creamy. Even my Vietnamese mom who is incredibly picky about banh mi enjoyed the one I bought for her! I chatted up the cashier guy and lady who was making my sandwich and they were very friendly and welcoming which added to my positive experience here! read more

Retro Cafe - Grilled Pork Banh Mi - Juice Bars & Smoothies Near Me - Cypress, Texas

I didn't see it on the menu so I asked, I did receive, and it was worth it! Their artichoke tea is delicious, refreshing, and comes in two different sizes depending on how indulgent you're feeling. While the shop itself is a bit dark, they decorated the space, and they more than make up for it with super friendly customer service. If you're worried about coming alone, know that there are plenty of single diners there during lunch time and the space stays relatively quiet even when busy. As far as the beef banh mi, it satisfied my craving. They're heavy on the butter, light on the beef, and the jalapeño will not light your mouth on fire. Overall, I'll certainly revisit when I'm in the mood for some artichoke tea. read more

Retro Cafe - Small artichoke tea - Juice Bars & Smoothies Near Me - Cypress, Texas

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With the temp dropping, I was in the mood for some soup! Our first choice was closed, so we drove till we found another place. I ordered the meatball pho which was delivered in a Texas size bowl! (Ask for cilantro t o top it off for a yummy experience and a to go container for what you don't finish!) Their version of fried dumplings was unique and the exterior was lighter than most with the filling being meat. The spring rolls were a decent size and the peanut dipping sauce was good. Hubby ordered the pork bahn me (sp?(, and he really enjoyed it We're stuffed! My only complaint is that one song that played was really loud.... interesting hearing some oldies sung by a Vietnamese person... Wasn't crazy about the game decor either. Will definitely eat here again! read more

Good for what it is, but the prices are questionable. The egg rolls were over $5, and they were a bit small. If they were bigger, I could totally justify the price. The rice dish was yummy, and the beef was thin so it was pretty tender. The employees are not the most welcoming or friendly. I came on a weekday evening, and there was only one other group dining in. read more

Retro Cafe - Juice Bars & Smoothies Near Me - Cypress, Texas

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Got pork vermicelli with an egg roll and it was delicious there was one piece of meat that was to fatty but besides that it was delicious I especially liked the spicy fish sauce (does not taste like fish and is a really good sauce) on it. I will admit I haven't tasted the other menu items, but this item alone is really good read more

Retro Cafe - Egg Roll Vermicelli with pork - Juice Bars & Smoothies Near Me - Cypress, Texas

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Oh Retro , Retro where for art thou Retro? We used to go here all the time but we moved from the Cypress area. We were back in town for a couple of days and hubby had to go by and get some Retro Rolls. He absolutely loves these things!! He says and I quote: "It's a warm,, crispy pork egg roll enveloped in a cool, soft layer of veggie and shrimp spring roll wrapped in rice paper with either a peanut or fish sauce for dipping. Tip: Add a little chili oil to make this little bite of heaven all the more better." Service is always friendly and professional. The restaurant is clean and has lots of cool graphic art and old school action figures as decorations read more

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We've tried a few pho spots around Cypress and honestly haven't been happy... until Retro Café. Wow. Finally--flavor that hits just right! Every dish was on point. The pho broth? Comforting, rich, and full of flavor without being heavy. The banh mi had that perfect crispness, and the wonton soup had that authentic taste I've been missing. You can tell everything's made with care and love. We're so happy it's near Bridgeland--finally a spot that truly satisfies! We're definitely coming back. Keep it up Devin and Tonee, and shoutout to Miller, Dora, and Nhu--more power to you all! You've made our new favorite pho place in Cypress! read more

Usually get my pho in chinatown, a few select places in the heights, or near midtown. Had to visit my dad in cypress so decided to try something new. Retro cafe is fairly small with about 5 tables and a walk up counter. Located in a strip mall right off the freeway so it's fairly convenient and parking wasn't too bad. Inside decoration is standard cafe. Fairly simple, some interesting video game wall art. Counter service was quick and efficient, the menu isn't too overwhelming with some apps, rice bowls, vermicelli bowls, banh mi, and pho. However, the big issue is pricing and value. Already pushing 13 to 14 for a bowl of pho or rice plate. The steak pho came with 5 thin slices of meat, maybe 1 to 2 oz of meat total. This is about 1/3 of what you'd get at most other pho places that are even cheaper. The rice plate came with maybe 4-6 oz of chicken, and no egg roll or anything else. Again, about half of what other vietnamese restaurants give. At least the flavor was decent, broth was flavorful. But don't come looking to come here to be full... read more

CYPRESS, TX 77433 / VIETNAMESE/ 06-17-23 / TAKEOUT DINNER +The banhmi sandwiches are legit. +The service was quick. +The pho had very good cuts of beef. read more

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Ambiance: Very casual but I liked seeing the Mario wallpaper! Service: It was warm and welcoming. We felt taken care of. Food: We ordered Pho and Banh Mi. Pho was average, the broth lacked flavor but the Banh Mi was excellent. I loved how the bread was soft and the meat had great flavor. Overall it was an enjoyable experience. We would stop by for a Banh Mi if we are in the area. Great place for family and friends to hang out. read more

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This is a friendly little Vietnamese restaurant. The bahn mi sandwiches are delicious - crunchy bread, tender meat and fresh vegetables. I have also have had the chicken pho and pork vermicelli bowl. They have all been very flavorful. The prices are also great. read more

Food was tasty and place was friendly and clean. When you walk in everyone was friendly. The food was really good!!!

I completely recommend the beef pho. Complex, delicious! Rice dishes are good, too but it's the Pho that is the best around. We also get the retro rolls every time. Vietnamese coffee and Thai coffee is good, too. read more

This cafe is adorable with a Mario mural. The food is consistently fresh and delicious. They have a veggie banh mi with veggie ham! The bread is crunchy without assaulting your mouth. It's still soft on the interior, it's all so good. Our top choice to get our spring roll fix as well. read more

Retro Cafe - Veggie banh mi - Juice Bars & Smoothies Near Me - Cypress, Texas

Just met my son for lunch at Retro Cafe. Our first time. I was wowed by their food. Delicious, perfectly seasoned and fresh fresh fresh!! Miller took care of us and was wonderful. The space is decorated really cool and very clean. I will be returning! read more

The only Vietnamese place I will go to! I've never had anything here that I didn't love. I really like the salad they give you with the vermicelli plate with the pickled veggies, and last time I ordered the pork rice plate I asked to get those same veggies and the owner happily obliged. Super friendly people at the front counter, food is fresh, hot and delicious every time we order it! We even order for the staff at work often too. If you're in this area and craving authentic Bahn Mi or any of the other wonderful things they offer on their menu, GIVE THIS PLACE A TRY! I've been making a conscious effort since COVID to start supporting more local small businesses and I'm happy to give them my money every time I'm in the mood for some delicious pork! read more

The pho, bahn mi and egg rolls are so good. I want to try other things here but I can't get enough. The staff is great. The teas are good too. Seattle has great Vietnamese food and this place can compete with any of them. It's worth a try, you'll be back. read more

Hands down, best egg rolls in town. I know what you're thinking..."Egg rolls are good anywhere.." and while that may be true, at Retro Cafe, they are to die for! I find myself randomly craving them, and every time I stop in, the service and deliciousness are consistently great! The owner is super cool, it's a really great spot, I highly recommend coming here. The pho is wonderful and egg rolls are perfect! read more

Knowledgeable and polite staff. The food was well cooked and tasty. I recommend the shaken Tofu, very yummy. read more

Retro Cafe - Shaken tofu - Juice Bars & Smoothies Near Me - Cypress, Texas

Other than the fact that they close Mondays this is a clean , and yummy and satisfying place to catch a viet meal. I love that their menu is small and simple. Tells a lot of about what's going on in the back. If the kitchen is small the menu should be small. One of my go-to for every week usually a pho or ban mi. read more

Used to love it here, but now they have Terrible service! I ordered a beef sandwich & spring rolls & took almost 30 mins to be served! Front person was rude & was wearing slippers, not even a decent clothing for a food service person! read more

Food was perfect as always and Devon is pretty awesome! Retro rolls, beef with rice, and sandwiches are always on point! read more

I got the Vermecelli with beef, the beef was seasoned well and tender, and the veggies were fresh and crisp. I also got the Korean fried chicken and that was on point, sweet and spicy and it had a great crispiness too, hard to do with how much sauce they toss it in. 10/10 will be back! oh and Devin had great customer service, give that guy a raise! read more

Such a neat, clean, efficient and delicious spot ! Only thing I would change is maybe more collectibles in your display cases and possibly a station for customers to return their dishes trays etc. you have five people working hard maybe that would make it easier for y'all. I will continue to come and hope to see you here read more

Retro Cafe - Bar seating by window - Juice Bars & Smoothies Near Me - Cypress, Texas

Ate here today. Food was amazing, service was even better. Great vibes, thank you Mr. Tonee!

The food was better than I expected. It's a small place so seating is limited. I felt bad for the kid trying to clean everything and serve ppl at the same time. But the decor is cute. The food better than expected. Definitely returning for some pho! read more

Grilled Pork Banh Mi bussin! The sandwich was very well seasoned and flavorful! I'm definitely coming back here to order. Thank you Retro Cafe! read more

Love this place, they have really good meatball sandwiches! Must try! I usually get about 5-10 bánh mì for the Fam!

A cozy little place in our neighborhood. The broth was the northern-style dark broth. The banh mi were good too. It's nice to have a place to go to without having to go to Bellaire and Katy. Also, the decor for the 80s and video game theme made it very nostalgic of the past of home cooked Vietnamese food. read more

It was love at first bite! This place will definitely be on my frequent list. I placed a to go order for Banh Mi, Korean fried chicken, retro rolls, & wonton soup and everything was amazing! Take out does not take long at all & to top it off - great customer service. Add on a order of retro rolls and you won't regret it! read more

Retro Cafe - a bowl of soup and a burrito - Juice Bars & Smoothies Near Me - Cypress, Texas

Still the closest Vietnamese restaurant to my location, where I continue to bring friends and family. We really enjoy their Korean Fried Chicken. Just the right amount of spicy. The sandwiches and pho never disappoint. The service is friendly with a smile. For a quick Vietnamese fix, this place has always satisfied. Only complaints... It's location is next door to a nail salon, and sometimes you can smell the odors through the ventilation. Plus, as of Jan 12, 2022 the online menu prices need to be updated. So check the prices when you call in a takeout order. read more

This is has been our go to for Vietnamese food for over a year. Our favorite dishes are the shaken beef ( super tender and flavorful), shrimp fried rice, fresh spring rolls, shrimp and pork vermicelli, and now the pork sandwiches. I'm a bit addicted to their Thai tea as well. It's family owned and they are so very friendly! Below is a review I posted last year after I ordered from them for a work luncheon. Happy coworkers!! Ordered lunch today for coworkers birthday... it was a large order and everything was PERFECT! I think I created some new retro cafe fans because everyone commented that it was some of the best they've had! Thank you! Dr. Cheryl Morales and the team at Cypress Lakes Animal Hospital read more

Retro Cafe - Grilled shrimp and rice - Juice Bars & Smoothies Near Me - Cypress, Texas

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FINALLY a good restaurant in the suburbs!! It's very rare to find a fresh, authentic place to eat that isn't trying to be anything and everything to get you in the door. Look at my past reviews and you'll know that I don't hand out 5-stars for just any place. We'll be back. read more

I always stop by here for their Vietnamese coffee right before a road trip - both sweet and strong!

Yummy. I love the winton soup, and retro rolls. The staff are friendly and are meticulous about getting your order correct

The quality of food has gone down throughout time. But this last time may have been the last straw. I ordered 2 sandwiches, the shredded chicken and the meatballs. The meatballs contain pork, and my partner is allergic to pork, so it's crucial that they are properly labeled. Unfortunately both sandwiches were labeled incorrectly, and my partner ended up taking a few bites before we realized their mistake. It disappointingly left a bad taste in our mouths. read more