This is a review I don't enjoy writing, because it will have many facets and twists and turns. And yet, I think you'll find by the end that I have been honest with you. So, let's start with the small. There is no parking according to the hostess. So, good luck finding street parking around them on a weekend night. There is a lot behind them but it is not validated and for pay. So, she should really just say that and not that there is no parking lot. Just a thought. As you might already pick up, I'm not a fan of the hostess... at all. In fact, we nearly walked out, because she is one of the rudest, most unprofessional hostesses I have ever had the misfortune of coming into contact with. The bottom line is she should be fired. You can find descriptions about her poor attitude in other reviews if you sort down to the 1 star reviews. Her arrogance is nothing new it seems. So, before I go into the more important things like the food, let me address this completely here at the top. I called at 5:45 and asked when 3 people could get in. I was told 7:15. I checked with my family and called back. Now it was 8:15. Okay, I took it. Then she hemmed and hawed and said it'd probably be closer to 8:30. Fine. I did pick up that she seemed quite unsure of her ability to deliver just from the clueless tone of her voice. Sure enough, we get there at 8:20, and she tells us there is no table and to wait at the bar. Now, luckily there were a couple of empty bar seats. If you read other reviews, you'll understand there is no waiting area, as this is a teeny tiny restaurant. So, most likely in this situation you will be waiting outside on the street as long as they choose to keep you there. No tables looked like they were ending; no one was anywhere's close to finished. Suddenly, a couple come in way after us (around 8:50) and after they wait about 10 minutes, they start talking to the hostess and gesturing into the restaurant. Suddenly, they are on the move with menus. I look and there is a table that we should have been seated at. I go over and ask her what is goin on with our table, now that it's after 9pm. She says there will be a table when they have one. I ask her why those people were seated before us. They had a reservation and were waiting was her answer. Um, what were we doing? Playing Pickleball? Worse, was I asked when was their reservation for, and she walked away from me without answering, basically telling me that I was garbage in her eyes and she couldn't care less what I think. When she came back, I asked her to finish what she was saying, and she wouldn't answer me. I got the owner, who was super nice, but his only answer was she said they had an 8:30 reservation, too. So what? We were waiting longer and we actually had an 8:15 reservation. Best of all, they waited until we were nearly leaving to even order because they were waiting on two people who showed up like at 10:00pm. The restaurant made no money on them.
So on to the food. And here is where I am fair. I would have put all that down about the hostess with the leastest, but would have at least gone to 4 stars if the food was good. It was not. Service after the cruel woman was actually fantastic. Everyone was nice and attentive. But, the food was completely underwhelming. I love rabbit, and I had been dying to come here for the rabbit bolognese. I had Italian food with rabbit in Boston, and it was to die for. I love rabbit. This was totally nondescript. It could've been chicken, veal beef. It had no flavor to the meat. Plus, I got very sick upon getting home. So... maybe the hostess found a way to exact her last revenge for expecting to be given an answer when I ask a simple question. I don't know. The seafood linguine was so overwhelmingly fishy, I prayed my wife wouldn't end up in the hospital. My kiddo took one bite of her shrimp and begged for no more. He had the carbonara, and while it wasn't horrible, he hated it. He didn't finish it. I noticed it was loaded with fresh black pepper. Like, way too much. It was the main thing you could taste and after one small bite it built and built on your palette. Not good.
Will I go back? Why would I? The food was below standards. I got sick. And, the hostess seems to be a teflon don who can treat customers rudely without fearing for her employment. Why would I want to face her again? I wouldn't. But, let me be clear one last time... if the food was great, I would've given four stars. It was not great food. Nice owner. Nice servers. Lousy hostess. Below mediocre food. Gonna have to call this what it is... a failure. read more