The problem with restaurants that get lots of press, or in this case a prominent appearance on a tv show, is that expectations fly out the window. Then at least in the case of Yelp, we are subjected to dozens if not hundreds of reviews from people who've only reviewed one or two places. Certainly everyone has to start reviewing somewhere, but it's hard to take a reviewer seriously if there isn't a basis for criticism that amounts to something useful. I wish I could say they were wrong.
Another problem is that if a segment is used to glorify a specific dish as it was on D,D & D, and you come and eat something else you aren't really experencing what the show was about. Most restaurants don't do everything well, they specialize in a few house dishes that they are known for.
The episode singled out Tostones Rellenos with Shrimp and it's every bit as good as advertised. There are huge and abundant chunks of real shrimp, and we're not talking about those wussy little salad bay shrimp.
Unfortunately, that was as good as it gets and the rest of the meal was like slipping down a children's slide into sand. Empenadas were okay, not bad and decent flavor but much too greasy. The vaunted roast pork sandwich was unremarkable in every way. It was easy to see the meat quality was good, but there was absolutely no flavor at all which is such an oddity in a Cuban restaurant. Versailles and El Floridita both make a much better version of this Cuban staple as does Portos if memory serves me. There is a pretty good smoky salsa that came with the bread appetizer that helped a little, but not enough to make it anything more than average.
The best thing of all turned out to be the Iron Beer soda pop, which was a refreshing twist on something akin to Dr. Pepper, but better.
There were other issues to contend with too. The location is downright odd, it's literally located between two dirty and unappealing auto repair shops which I'm sure is convenient for the mechanics but less so for any sort of ambience. Service was extremely friendly, and yet became worse and worse as the meal went on to the point it was almost impossible to flag someone down by the end. As it was only a moderately busy lunch hour, I can only imagine how stagnant the service would be during peak dinner hours.
For those in the neighborhood, I would think this a decent place for a night out. They have music and you can dj on certain nights for a few songs if the mood strikes you, which is a rather cool concept. But for anyone driving any distance to get here, there are better Cuban choices in almost every sector of the city.
So as much as it pains me to admit, most of the newbie reviewers got it about right. About 2-1/2, a mid C passing grade but don't let your mom see the report card.
Best Plates: Tostones Rellenos with Shrimp, Iron Beer Soda
Food - C+
Ambience - B-
Service - B-
Value - B read more