Raspado is my Jesus Cristo and my new religion is Raspadofarianism. The Raspado here is the best I've ever had, and it's a sexual experience to me. But then, getting an oil change is a sexual experience to me. And drinking bottled water is a sexual experience to me. So maybe it's just me. But anyway.
Jackson Heights is full of amazing Latin Bakeries and awesome Colombian stuff. Nothing compares to "Jugos Prontito" and "Parceros Bakery." Except for this place. It's right up there with both of them. It completes the trifecta of fantasticishness.
Seriously, I am so whipped (like crema). I love this place so much. I'm enamoured with their awesome cofee, their *spectacular* Raspado, and their delicious Sucos too. I'm, in fact, so whipped, they need to rename it "Lash Americas Bakery." Like Britney Spears, I'm A Slave 4 Raspados. Aretha just wanted some R-A-S-P-A-D-O and if she came here, she'd get one.
Tom Petty wrote a song about a girl who loved Las Americas Bakery.
"Las Americas Girl"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNgt7U9QrFQ
Well she was a Las Americas girl
Raised in Bogota
She couldn't help thinking that there
Was a little more Raspado at the bottom of her cup
After all it was a great big cup
With lots of raspberry deliciousness
Yeah, and she had to keep sucking
To get that little bit of fruit at the bottom she was gonna eat
Oh yeah, all right
Take a visit to this bakery
Make the Raspado last all night
She was a Las Americas girl
Well it was kinda cold in Jackson Heights
She stood alone on 82nd St
Yeah, she could hear the subway trains
Up above Roosevelt, like waves crashin' on Coney Island Beach
And for one desperate moment there
She crept back into the bakery
God it's so awesome, something that's so delicious
And still so f*cking cheap
Oh yeah, all right
Take a visit to this bakery
Make the Suco last all night
She was a Las Americas girl
If the employees were super tall, it'd be the "Lanky Americas Bakery." But they're all gorgeous petite Colombians with awesome hair, instead.
What to get: a Raspado, also Coffee and some Sucos (I had Mango, it was what Macklemore would call "f*cking awesommmmme).
What are Sucos: amazing Latin drinks made from fresh fruit blended with sugar
What's a Raspado: An icy beverage with fresh Raspberry and sweetened condensed milk traditional from Jamundí, in the region of Valle del Cauca, Colombia. Basically a "Cholado" but with Raspberry.
Anything else: Yes, you need to try one ASAP!
If it were in the Los Angeles Airport instead of in the heart of Queens, it'd be the "LAX Americas Bakery."
Basically a Raspado is one of the best drinks you'll ever consume. When you come to Queens, you need to immediately head to nearby Jugos Prontito in Elmhurst and get a "Cholado", and then head straight here and get a Raspado. Your life will never be the same. The secret that all the Colombians already know is that Americans were cruelly denied the quality and deliciousness of desserts that South Americans enjoyed as kids. Well now you can redress the balance, put the record straight, come here, and put it right. Slurp. Slurp. Slurp.
It's so good that nobody else should ever make a Raspado. This should be the "Last Americas Bakery" to make one.
Their Sucos (pick a tropical fruit, they probably have it) are amazing as well. And the ladies are absolutely lovely, with fantastic service.
They make phenomenal coffee, and it's pretty milky too. So much so that they may rename as the "Latté Americas Bakery."
Queens is so packed with food gems and delicious treats that you might overlook this little side-street paradise. That would be a mistake. You won't get creamier coffee, better or more authentic sucos, and you'll certainly never taste a better or fresher Raspado than this one.
If you're looking for a Raspado, this really is the light at the end of the Subway tunnel. Hence the name "Lamp Americas Bakery."
Just don't get a "Rashpado" by accident. Those things are going around NYC, and since Yelp is not a dating site (it's a hook up site, rather), there are a lot of Rashpados going around. They're very different to Raspados. Who knew that a "H" could make such a difference. But then in the terms "Sit" and "Wore" and "Ole" and "Amazingly Well Ung", H really does make all the difference, doesn't it.
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