9/6/15: I believe that this restaurant, though very cozy and homey, was the weakest food-wise of all the traditional restaurants we visited here. It's not that it wasn't authentic, in fact, that's probably their biggest problem--the food tastes like it was made by your average home cook. That is to say, it was edible, but only eat here if you want to taste truly traditional food at the cost of enjoyment. It is probably significant that all the French item names were followed with English, which may or may not indicate something to you.
1. Pression 50cl 7.80 EUR: This was a French beer. Sorry I don't remember how it tasted.
2. San Pellegrino 50cl 3.10 EUR: Sparkling water.
3. Verre Merlot 5.00 EUR: Sorry, cannot remember how this tasted.
4. Escargots x6 7.00 EUR: So if you're gonna get this, I hope you have tried this at home in America cause the difference is HUGE, or more exactly, the opposite--TINY. Compared to the US versions that are typically 1.5" wide or so, these are about 2/3 the size from the exterior, but the flesh is MINUSCULE. You can barely clip the meat with that tiny snail spoon, just enough to drag the rest of the pea-sized meat out. One even was unreachable--I told the waiter there was no snail in one shell, and he brought out a toothpick!!!!! SERIOUSLY. Blew my mind that he did that. Anyway, it did work. Taste wasn't great either. Sooooo.... I dunno if this is typical of French snails, but you should totally avoid this if you've had it before elsewhere. 1/10.
5. Coq au Vin (rooster stew) 13.50 EUR: The famous French dish--"rooster" in wine. Whether they used a real rooster or just chicken, I cannot say. But it didn't look too pleasant--a dark greyish blackish color. And despite the dark color, didn't really have too much taste. If you gotta try it, try it but don't expect nothing great. 3/10.
6. La Raclette Grison (with smoked and dried beef) au Lait Cru 22.00 EUR: My French friend from home told me about this traditional dish, so I had to try it. Basically it's a little like fondue, except instead of dipping in cheese, you melt the plain cheese directly above, and it drips onto your food. This version is one of many on their menu, and is the most expensive. They give you a bowl of boiled small potatoes, some vegetables, lots of slices of really good cheese appropriate for this dish, and thinly-sliced cured meat. From the description it's smoked beef--but to give you and idea, it's like ultra-dry prosciutto that's somewhat less salty. There's quite a bit, so at least the materials are somewhat worth the price difference. Taste-wise though...... I dunno if it's cause of my American palate, but it's not really my thing. I don't quite get how the cheese (though super good) enhances the flavors of the various substrates. They don't really jive together. I'll give them the benefit of the doubt that Europeans would appreciate this more. But I guess if you're American, you might agree with me. Still, nothing too fancy here, so I'll just say 5/10.
7. Aventuriere 9.50 EUR: Dessert crepe. They pour some REALLY strong and harsh liquor on there and light it on fire. The liquor is horrible--but I noticed that many places in France, even the fancy expensive places, use ultra-harsh brandies to accompany desserts, so maybe it's standard. I dunno. Nevertheless, the dish is cheap crap. This one is with peaches I think, but all of it was canned! Cannot believe they just put a bunch of diced canned peaches and cream inside a crepe and sold it for nearly 10 EUR. Wtf. Anyway, it tastes like crap and we didn't eat more than a few bites. 1/10.
So, some commenters have noted they liked the interior and vibes. I guess I sorta can see that. It does feel kinda cozy. The server was quite weird though, and we never really felt comfortable. Just felt off here.
Food wasn't good. Service was abnormally strange. I say go elsewhere.
2/5
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