I live in the Washington, DC Metropolitan area and I was searching on line for an erotic cake site. I came across eroticbaker@cakes3.com and found just what I needed. I ordered the blow job cake and it was perfect. The service was fast and the cake was ready by the time I got off of work. We had his party Friday 12/19/08 at a spanish club called Bravo Bravo's and the cake was the talk of the club. Everyone was taking pictures up untill we cut the cake. The cake tasted as good as it looked. Now we are all looking for another reason to throw a party and order another cake. De Cash read more

We were quite happy with our dick cake from this place. We ordered from the Chicago branch and they were able to deliver within 24 hours. They were funny on the phone, helpful with suggestions and communicative throughout to make sure it was delivered safely. The cake looked awesome and was huge. They even put a photo on the tip of the dick for $20 extra. I knock one star off only because the taste of the cake was pretty mediocre and the price was pretty high. But overall we were happy and I recommend. read more

I ordered a cake for a friend's birthday in the Bronx, NY. I was not sure if I was going to get the cake or not, but after hearing my friend's ultimatum (Get me the cake or no party), I had no choice. In comes Erotic Bakery USA. I called them around on the Saturday of the party at 4:30 PM telling them exactly the cake I needed and that I needed it delivered to my house by 9:00 PM. The manager (shouts to Aaron) was soooooooo helpful and courteous. He took my order and not only did I get my cake that same night, I got it early! Even called me to make sure I got it. The cake was a big hit with everyone, especially the birthday girl. I recommended Erotic Bakery to everyone there and I would highly recommend them to anyone looking for a sexy, unique and memorable cake. Keep up the good work guys!!! read more

Jocko J. You are so on point with your review. Myself and a friend recently 7/17/13 ordered a cake from Erotic Bakery USA. WHAT A SCAM ARTIST AARON is. Take note he also has posted fake reviews here on YELP. We specifically asked for a light skinned black male penis, which he in turn called caramel. No problem there right......wrong! What we got was a straight white male genitalia whose balls were totally not in portion to the rest of the organ. We were told that it was not possible to get it exactly the way we wanted and that he had no control over it (this changed after the fact, later he stated that it was only a matters of food coloring being added, that he had no problem adding more.......DUH!) We knew that, but why didn't you. The detailing sucked, lack of stitching detail (he told me that that was a minor detail that he could come to my house and fix). What makes you think I want you in my house for something that should have been done on your business premises, not that I believed you would have done it. Seams in places there shouldn't be seams (top right hand side and lower left size of picture). The bands detailing DID NOT match in coloring, smudging in the crotch area, design flaws in the size and penmanship of the design label. And the hips were uneven...REALLY! Not to mention the cake itself tasted as if were like cardboard, it lacked moisture and taste. There was way more hard frosting (from being pre-frozen to long) then cake itself, layers were not evenly portioned. When my friend and I called and told you how disappointed we were, you at one point asked me what would I like for you to do, that you had made 18 other cakes and everyone else was happy. I in reply ask that you return some of the money (discount) on the cake, at which time you sharply stated "No, we're not going to give you any money back on a cake that was perfectly delivered to you". You then said "your not even upset" because I refused to handle the situation in an aggressive manner. Here's my response to that statement Aaron. How does my anger look in black and white on a national website that services everyone. I am sick and tired of people like yourself doing shoddy work and getting paid well, enough is enough. I have once again learned a valuable lesson at the cost of $275 not including the outrageous delivery charge, but hope you learned a bigger one. THIS CAKE AND BAKER WERE BOTH SUCH DISAPPOINTMENTS given that this cake was for a good friend who's day we wanted to make special, having already suffered many disappointments throughout the process of her special event. Thank you EROTIC BAKERY USA/AARON (The So-Called Baker) for further messing things up. Your lack of honesty and professionalism have been noted. By the way, you might rethink how you do business, I work for a very large business with over 500 member in one location alone and word of mouth spreads like a wildfire in Arizona and I promise you I'm gonna do my very best to pass the word along of you and your business's lack of integrity. Do the math Aaron $275 times the possibility of over 500 member giving you their business is now lost. I promise you this. If you don't know how to calculate, that's $137,500. I am now satisfied with my purchase. P.S. The business cards you taped to the box are in the trash! read more

These guys are absolutely amazing--can't speak highly enough about the entire process and results. James was incredibly responsive, very fast and helpful at every step along the way. And the end result was spectacular! read more

Hey so I ordered my cake first time and I received it right on time got it Friday for my father in laws 67th birthday party Saturday late I left it on the fridge overnight I couldn't see until obviously we opened it Saturday it was awesome manager always kept in touch very professional price was awesome and on time always kept in touch when we opened the cake on Saturday night all of my Hispanic family my father in law where very happy and excited and laughing at the booty we got him hahahahah we had a great time the cake was soft to cut and intact beautifully made he literally thought they where real dollar bills hahahaa we made him get the dollar bills with his mouth he was so drunk he thought it was real thank you so much guys definitely getting one for my friend bachelorette party in June and definitely sending my friends to call you guys cake tastes awesome btw like a vanilla buttercream to die for frosting was yummy too awesome guys thanks for the memories read more

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You guys were absolutely amazing! You made it very easy on short notice. Thanks for making us all laugh. It was worth the price for the look on the bride's face. read more

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My experience with Erotic Bakery was absolutely amazing. I needed a custom cake within 24 hours and James and his team completed it flawlessly. They put my mind at ease and created a beautiful cake in less than a days notice. I spoke with James on the phone and explained the vision I had - Erotic Bakery did the rest! They did a beautiful job and provided door to door delivery seamlessly. I will 100% be using them again!! read more

They advertise on the Internet as Exotic Bakery USA, Erotic Bakery USA and Cakes3. Updated to reflect full experience. In Los Angeles, and found the cakes3 website looking for someone who would make high-end custom gingerbread houses. Poor customer service. Rude and pushy. Everything was fine up until a deposit was made, then suddenly they couldn't do what was ordered without more money and wouldn't refund the deposit even after admitting that they didn't understand the project. I asked for a refund on the deposit and was told "Wont happen. The job is pulled and we part ways now." WTF!!!! Nothing was done! It was a $1,600 order! This is the first time I have ever had to exercise the charge-back safeguards on a credit card. I'm not even a yelp user but this experience compelled me to sign up and warn others. ** Update: Lost the chargeback due to the 'no refunds' clause on the deposit paperwork, which was enough for them to win but the response filed was also riddled with lies that didn't matter anyway because the no refunds alone was enough to close it. Was stuck having paid 50% even though they canceled the job on me, not the other way around. Aaron wouldn't refund the money but later called to offer to deliver on one of the two gingerbread houses ordered, which I ended up taking him up on. Was promised to see it before being delivered so we could tweak and make changes if needed. Didn't see it or hear from them until after it had arrived at the destination. I found the craftsmanship of final product to be nothing like the photos advertised on the site. (http://www.cakes3.com/gingerbread.htm) I was interested in (and paid the price for) high-end, elite work. I guess and it was well received, and I understand that since they shop it out to someone within your area they don't have much control over that, but the images advertised on the site is deceptive. Photos of the end product added to the gallery for your own judgment when comparing it to the ones on their site. Its the gingerbread house shaped like a T airport hangar. Keep in mind that that thing was $800. Also misspelled a word written on in frosting. It was a client gift for the holidays and they were telling me that after delivery they kept calling them pushing their services on them, which I think it poor and unattractive conduct. Increased it from 1 star to 2 since they at least delivered on half of the order and did deliver on time, but it was a nightmare experience. read more

I have thrown many parties over the years and Erotic Bakery USA definitely knows how to make a perfect cake. The manager Aaron made the process so easy it would be a sin if I didn't give them rave reviews. Do Not Pass Erotic Bakery USA or you will lose out on one of the best cakes and experiences you will ever have. Tampa, FL read more

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Cake was perfect and a hit for my cousin's 40th bday party. Delivery was on time, staff was helpful, and cake tasted good. I expected the cake to be bigger, but other than that I was very pleased. George was a great help and ultra friendly! Will definitely do business with them again and recommend them to my friends! read more

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wow. I ordered a penis cake from this place. I specifically requested that it be the biggest penis they could supply. So, imagine my surprise when the cake arrived and was simply a Sara Lee poundcake with a picture of W. tacked on top. Erotic cake my ass. read more

Holy Cow! I ordered a cake from this Bakery and whoa what a shlong. One black ball one white, I was so confused. Also pink pubes, have you EVER SEEN that?! Further, when I faxed my order in for a large penis cake to feed 10-12 people the only response I got was a duck masturbating giving me a sly wink. The deliveryman showed up in a golf cart and wouldn't even stop, I have to run after the golf cart and litterally wrestle the penis cake from his hands!!! I know that erotic bakery business can be rough, but this is like the WWF of erotic bakerys. read more

I ordered my cake for my sister's bachelorette party. I was a bit worried that it would be too late to place an order because I had waited til the last week, but everything turned out great. I will be back to order more cakes for other special occassions. Erotic Bakery makes cake ordering so convenient. They delivered it right to our hotel at the specific time they promised. The cake was a BIG hit at the party and everyone enjoyed it! Thank you :) P.S. Aaron was a wonderful at helping me order my cake. Great customer service. He calls you before, during, and after the time of your cake delivery to make sure everything goes as planned. Thanks Aaron! read more

DO NOT ORDER FROM HERE!!!!! WARNING WARNING WARNING! IT'S A SCAM!!! I ordered a penis cake from here for a birthday party. I wasnt expecting any Cake Boss stuff or anything, but for $225 I was expecting at least something RESEMBLING a penis. Instead, what we got was a sheet cake with balls of cake next to it. For 'hair' on these cake testicles, swivels of frosting were made at random. The 'tip' was just the rounded end of the sheet cake. I really wish I took a picture of this cake just to show everyone how terrible it was. I felt similar to many of the posts below...mostly embarrassed because everyone was excited for this expensive penis cake that was being delivered! We got instead a crumby sheet cake that i could have easily made at home. For ten dollars. Also, the cake itself was crap. I was at least hoping that because it looked like garbage it would taste amazing. Nope. And the payment is very strange. They won''t allow you to come to the "bakery." You have to find a fax machine and have them fax you the receipt, which you then sign, and fax back. I don't have access to a fax machine, so i found myself inside a random bodega asking the lady if I could use her fax machine. The faxes kept getting rejected on his end and I was in that bodega for 45 minutes trying to fax this erotic bakery my signature for a penis cake. I ask numerous times if I could just come and sign in person and insisting I didn't care how far it was. He was more insistent on his end about how "no one comes to the baking premises." I really believe this isn't a real bakery. I could also bake penis cakes in my kitchen and call myself "The Erotic Bakery" and charge $225 for a sheet cake with pink icing and brown cake balls. Order from here if you will. But be warned. It is far from convenient like they promise it will be. And be prepared to feel disappointed and taken advantage of... and not in the good way a giant penis should make you feel. read more

We wanted to a good source for my sister bachelorette party, and her boss told her that Erotic Bakery was the place to go. I went with her cause she was a little shy, and was impressed at the key lime pie in the form of a busty woman's torso, even the strawberry nippled looked real! My sister got a huge tamarind cock, and a chocolate ass with raspberry thong. I will recomednd it for a funny gift, bachelorette or simply to fill your guilty tummy. read more

I ordered a cake from James for my best friends Bachelorette Party! James was a pleasure to work with, not only did he capture the theme of the party- Bachella but the cake was beautiful!!! The bride to be loved it. The cake was extremely yummy too. There wasn't a piece left of this giant cock looking forward to the next time I have an event and can have James design a cake for me. I would give 10 stars if I could. The delivery was super easy and on time too! read more

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I have to agree whole heartedly with Jocko J. This is completely a scam. I called and spoke to Aaron who was very re-assuring that my cake would be awesome and seemed to care about delivering great customer service. He let me know that they would send a picture of the cake ahead of time and call me when it was out for delivery. I couldn't believe such great service still existed, but of course, I was completely wrong. I called the day before the event to see if they could email me the pic. Aaron changed his tune quickly and said that he never promised to send a pic, just that he might send a pic. I explained that I just wanted to be assured that I was getting the cake in the picture on the website that I reference when placing the order. Aaron rudely told me that they can't guarantee that the cake would look like the picture, and it sure didn't. The cake in the picture was beautifully done with fondant and cool looking dolls. The cake I received looked like any other blank cake you can get from a supermarket with a cheap Ken and Barbie thrown on top. It looked cheap and tacky. Don't get fooled by the pics on the website. That is not what you're going to get even after paying $225. Completely not worth it. read more

I found this website online and spoke to James about a custom cake. He was hilarious and helpful with some great suggestions on the cake. It was delivered right on time. I haven't tried it yet but I'm sure it will be a huge hit. read more

Everything you expect and more! We ordered the cake on a whim while eating dinner at a restaurant. The customized cake showed up 3 hours later at our hotel! Outstanding service! Would definitely order again! read more

The titty cake was a gift for my boss for his birthday (and to celebrate his recent divorce). We had it delivered to a very nice restaurant close to Rockefeller Plaza ion New York City - and were amazed at the reception it received from people not even in our party! It was hilarious watching these jaded business men scampering around the cake to take pictures (you'd think they never saw a pair of tits before). My boss was touched by the surprise, and everyone enjoyed the quality of the cake. It was a wonderful surprise for eveyone! read more

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I bought a cake for my boyfriend and all of his guy friends loved it. all of them think i am an awesome girlfriend for getting this. when it was time for cake cutting, literally everyone took out their phones and start taking pictures of the cake pressed against my boyfriends chest (i got him boobies). It was hilarious and made our night perfect. I was surprise the taste of the chocalate cake, it was delicious. i ordered one from the city before with another bakery and all it has on the cake was the look, it tasted awful. i would definitely recommend all my friends to order from this bakery. hopefully i get something like this on my birthday. read more

Hell no...never again. True to any industry in NYC involving sex-gags....it's a rip off. I ordered a cake for my friend's birthday....cost 135 plus delivery...I was expecting something hilariously sizable. I got a dinky little cake. Now i gotta go get more dessert and am out the 165..delivery included. Maybe i'm just not aware how much cakes actually cost?? On top of it, I was harassed at work to fax back the confirmation on perhaps one of my busiest days ever. When I finally took their 4th call within an hour and a half, I just told it as it was and they backed off. I will say to their favor...delivery is on the dot on time. this cake better taste like pure magical goodness.... read more

Cake wasn't in the shape of a penis, looked as other people have described above. Writing on it was not going the proper way. Overall it was a mess. It took too many phone calls, a bunch of emails, and a fax or two to complete the order. Way too complex for a cake order. Also they kept calling my office phone number, which I had asked him several times not to do. I ordered last minute and they did get it to me on time....that I must say. This place is not worth your time and money. read more

I wanted to order a unique cake for my friend's birthday.. Called and spoke with Aaron. Good customer service skills with follow-ups on ordering and delivery. I ordered a penis shaped cake and the design was a huge hit at the party. So if you looking for a unique erotic cake design and have the $ to fork over for it...As it is very Expensive..go for it. Taste wise...it taste like something a child made in their easy-bake oven. You would figure that for the price you paid, you would at least get a quality tasting cake....NOPE... If you're looking for taste and quality..go up the street to Martha's and get the largiest Red Velvet or any cake for less than $50. read more

The cookies were beautiful, tasty and arrived on time.

This place was need less to say amazing. I needed a cake for my roommates birthday, i was stressed cause i never ordered anything like this before, but everyone i talked to was really nice easy to talk to and very helpful with confusing points for me. all in all a great experience. Best cake i ever had. thanks Guys. read more

I had placed an order for the Mr. Tux Dick To Stand Up cake for my best friend's Bridal Shower in Orange County , CA the day before the event. I had spoken with Aaron, who was very easy to talk to and very professional. Aaron was very helpful in making sure that the order was what I wanted exactly. The cake was delivered within the time range given to me by Aaron, and was delivered very discretely. I like the fact that they want you to look at the cake prior to leaving, to make sure it meets your satification. It was as seen on the website, and it was surprisingly very moist and tasty. It was a great surprise for everyone, since they never know what I'm going to do next. I would highly recommend Erotic Bakery for those special moments, making them more memorable. They are very professional, decrete, and accommodating which are some qualities hard to find nowadays. read more

I wrote the review below in August 2010, but I don't see it appearing. Here it is again. ------------------------------------------ OK. I decided to write a review for a couple of reasons. All-In-All, I was very happy with the product I received, and that's the most important thing here, right? The cake arrived on time and was was what I ordered, and was a hit of the party. Indeed the price is a bit steep ($230), but hey, I got a great x-rated cake, designed how I wanted, delivered to my door in a short period of time. I can swallow the price. Then, why was I apprehensive about writing this review? The negative issue(s) I experienced was related around the process of placing the order, the personality of the order-taker and the "bribe" that I write a POSITIVE review! Yes, you read that right. The guy who took my order (Joe), was incredibly abrasive. He was a fast talking New Yorkah (and I'm from NY/NJ!!) who would never let me finish a sentence. He was trying to do 5 things at once and treated me in a very condescending way. It got to a point where I had to say, "Dude...slow up! Take a breath! Dayum!" He did call me several times for follow up, but each time was a challenge to communicate. Everything with him was rush, rush, rush. Hurry, pick your choices. Hurry, go to your fax machine (They don't use email!) and tell me when you get the order form.... NOW. Hurry, sign the form. Hurry, fax it back to me, NOW. Hurry, hurry, hurry. OK, now hold while I get your credit card authorized. OK, now hurry, fax me another form with more info. A couple of red flags hit me after the hurried order was placed. On the order form, which was really more of a "contract", it states how there are no refunds, even if you called back in 5 minutes. That scared me. Then, I get a call from my American Express rep who asked me if I was ordering an erotic cake!!! Apparently Joe had called AMEX to make sure my card was valid, even after getting an approval!! Needless to say, I was embarrassed to have to tell the lady with AMEX that yes, I ordered an x-rated cake. And now, I'm a bit concerned if my credit card will be used for other things without my authorization. ALL OF THIS TO ORDER A CAKE????? And the biggest reason why I stalled in writing this review? I received an email from Erotic Bakery offering me a 10% discount if I would write a "POSITIVE" review!! It was then I assumed that all of these reviews were either "bought", edited, fake and the negative ones were deleted. But, I can clearly see that there are some negative ones showing. So even though I agree many of these reviews are fake, I felt compelled to write one myself. Would I use them again and refer them to others? Yes. But I would be much better prepared to deal with the arrogance and will warn others what to expect. So, to sum up my review, I was VERY HAPPY with the cake itself and the delivery. It even tasted great! It's all of the other service issues that caused the bad taste. Hence, my 4 stars, not 5. read more

Worked with George who was not only extremely helpful but was quite on top of things. Had a "boob" cake made for my friends birthday for 15-20 people and damn was it awesome. Cake was delivered to the venue, and beat what my friends and my expectations. I read a few of the negative reviews and my only thought was they didn't deal with George. Next time I need a custom cake, George will be my first call. read more

I was hesitant at first ordering a cake from this bakery as I had not heard of them before. They surpassed my expectations. James the manager was completely on top of it and followed through every step of the way. The cake was fantastic and a huge hit with my friends. read more

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we live in florida, fort lauderdale to be exact. we needed a cake from this bakery, in new york. Listed on yelp i turusted thier reviews, but was worried about shipping to florida. So we spoke to phil in thier boca branch he explained they have many store over 100 in the usa. I ordered a adult cake to a fum x-rated party last week. They were total professionals, and knew what they were doing. Hats off to the erotic bakery of florida, the the crew, i will use them any where i have a party. read more

WORST CUSTOMER SERVICE, EVER!! I was inquiring about the cost and shipping and the guy was not helpful at all. He refused to sell anything to me because supposedly he could tell from my voice that I wasn't comfortable with my order and he hung up on me. I admit that I had a few questions but who wouldn't? Oh well, they're never going to get money from me! read more

Absolutely the best customer service in the world. Geoge is amazing. His cakes are fantastic, he can customize any detail. He seamlessly walks you through the project. Absolutely the best from start to finish. Go with George. read more

I sent for an adult cake, and it was wonderful. The cake came on time for a surprise birthday party for a friend of mine. I can only say it was a pleasure to work with the owner, and had no problems. He took his time in the ordering process, and make me feel likme one of his friends. The cake was "DELICIOUS", and would order again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! read more

Absolutely the worst of the worst companies. I have never felt so threatened and so taken advantage of in my life. I had a last minute request from a client for a popout cake. I called and spoke with George. However there are other names such as Aaron Rosenberg involved with this company. You can never talk to anyone in charge and you can never actually go to their place of business. Btw I highly recommend investigating that this company has no real location (go ahead and google map it), they wanted wire transfers for which Western Union cancelled with me as they said this company had too many fraudulent notices. After discovering this through Western Union I cancelled the order and and that point the company which was only holding my credit card chose to charge it. Due to the ridiculous no refunds text on their crappy hand written contract I was charged $1500 - and received NOTHING. The BBB, Yelp and whomever else needs to help put this company out of business. read more

I ordered a boob cake for my best friends birthday and it was awesome! It was so simple to order the cake with great customer service and i had no problems with the delivery whatsoever. I'll absolutely use this place again. It made my friends night. read more

Recently, some coworkers and I were painstakingly looking for a fun, good quality sexy cake and were not coming up with good options. I came across the Erotic Bakery doing a web search. The pictures looked terrific so I prayed it was going to be as good as it looked. It arrived exactly on time, looked fantastic and much to my happiness, it was delicious. There were 40 people eating it and all I heard was praise and requests for their business card. I highly recommend them not just for their erotic cakes but they make other style cakes as well. read more

The cake addition to our annual party was a huge hysterical hit, and tasty as well. I recommend this service to anyone, anywhere!

I ordered a penis cake form Erotic Bakery USA, for my mother's birthday party. It was something no one at the party expected, the cake caught every body's eye and we all took pictures. The cake have chocolate fondant and chocolate filling. the cake tasted great. Arron the manger was very helpful and nice about everything, even when we was making last minute changes to the cake. read more