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    4.0 (93 reviews)
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    Hard or deflated, this dick deserves 5 stars!
    Jennifer J.

    The whole experience was FANTASTIC! Dicks all the way up for the service that James provided! I ordered the cake two days before I needed it delivered and they did not disappoint! Erotic Bakery was able to customize the cake with Brazilian flags on the balls which catered to the brides fiancés heritage. The best part was the ballon on the inside of the tip which popped when it was cut into! Not to mention, it tasted just as great! Very moist and not too sweet! The 12 of us girls ate the ENTIRE DICK! I will definitely be contacting James the next time I need a dick in my life!

    Such a great experience all around starting with the phone call to order.   Cake turned out amazing, highly recommend Erotic Bakery!
    Dougie M.

    HIGHLY RECOMMEND!! Cake was awesome!! Service was outstanding from phone call to order, all the way to the party!! Thank you so much!

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    Angelina R.

    The owner was very on point and the cake came exactly how the picture i sent him everything was detailed perfectly. I love how it got delivered didnt even have to drive everything worked out perfectly id definitely recommend to my colleagues and family for future events

    Custom Cake
    Martin K.

    I ordered the cake after me and my partner saw them in a Curb Your Enthusiasm. The call in contact was beyond friendly and quickly got me setup with a cake. They had it delivered in two days and it was just wonderful. Large cake that stayed fresh the whole time. Very moist and delicious and was quickly shared with friends since we had so much.

    Logo cake

    I called them in hopes of a same day custom cake for my company. They really tried their best to help and execute my request. And they did! They had the cake to us in 2 hours. It was impressive how diligent they were on giving me eta times and making sure we were happy with the outcome. And, the cake was very tasty which was a definite plus!

    Custom made cake from the Erotic Bakery
    Kelvis D.

    We wanted to get a special cake for our co-worker who was leaving the company after eleven years. We work in the adult industry, so naturally we wanted an adult-themed cake. We called up the Erotic Bakery, and James took very good care of us. We told him the cake that we wanted. We then had to down-size a little bit because we had less people coming to the party, but James helped us out and it was a very smooth transaction. The cake was delivered exactly on time and everyone loved it. James even got them to throw in a free dick for us, which was a nice touch :) Everyone enjoyed the cake and it tasted really good too! We highly recommend getting a custom cake from these guys. We will definitely be ordering all our special occasion cakes at work from here!

    Cake received.

    This was a horrible experience. I was considering sending Cookies or dessert via DoorDash to my fiancés bachelor party and instead decided to splurge for a boob cake. Looking online this place mentioned delivery within 1 hour. After speaking on the phone with James and he told me the $385 price, I was awestruck but trusted that the quality would meet the price point. Boy was I wrong. The cake was delivered with the wrong name "Rich" instead of Rick and it looked absolutely laughable. When I reached out to James, he said that he never promised quality, just a cake fast. What?! This is absolutely fraudulent.

    It was an amazing experience.....it was my first time ordering an exotic cake....James made the experience very easy...the cake was delicious..everyone enjoyed it and had a great time...I will definitely order from them again.

    Michelle K.

    I ordered the cake on Sunday and it arrived on Friday for the party on Saturday. They got exactly my vision for a joint birthday celebration set of tits. James was very fast and super helpful. A little pricey but I can't do what they do and the laughs were 100% worth it. Nothing brings people together like a delicious looking pair of boobies.

    Georgia M.

    Amazing!! I had a party for my friend to celebrate Turing 26. I wanted a boob cake that looked like her and was Melon theme as a play on her nick name. James created a masterpiece! I could not have thought of anything better! It was so detailed and we stayed on the phone until I was completely happy. Definitely worth the price! It was the star of the party. And it tasted INCREDIBLE too! I will be ordering all of my cakes through them in the future.

    Customized cake
    Kay G.

    Delicious cake, and they really paid attention to detail when describing what we were looking for. We placed the order around noon, and received the cake by 7pm same day. Highly recommend and would get another cake from them!

    The Cake!

    Truly wonderful experience from the first phone call to licking our forks. The cake was designed exactly as requested. It was beautiful and delicious, a poignant and perfect celebration of five years Cancer free. A special shout out to James who walked me through every step from ordering to delivery with patience and humor. Everything unfolded as described. I can't wait to do this again for another Cancer milestone.

    Boob cake with hand cupping boob

    I called at 7:30am hoping for a boob cake. James made it happen and went above and beyond. Since it was a rush cake for a going away party, I was hoping for a simple boob cake with nipples and if possible a hand cupping the boob by 4pm! James got it delivered to me with the bonus hand by noon. Thank you so much! These are a great pair of knockers! Can't wait to order my next one! So easy and painless and fast!

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    The cake addition to our annual party was a huge hysterical hit, and tasty as well. I recommend this service to anyone, anywhere!

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    Martha’s Country Bakery

    Martha’s Country Bakery

    4.0(2.8k reviews)
    0.1 kmForest Hills
    $$$
    Kosher
    Vegan friendly

    Martha's is a staple bakery in Queens, now expanded into other boroughs, and they've done…read moreincredibly well over the years maintaining quality and consistency in their desserts. There's usually a line of some length during peak hours and especially around the holidays. You can tell by the sheer volume of baked goods and cakes available in their window displays that they sell a lot daily. This location is on the main drag of the little downtown section of Forest Hills, the baked goods in the front window display connect to a tall and long glass counter along the left side of the store that extends almost to the back. At the back middle and along the right side of the wall there's seating for about two dozen people at small cafe tables. They carry an assortment of traditional cakes (full and sliced), pies, cookies, pastries, cheesecakes, cupcakes, ice cream and coffee/tea drinks. A wide variety of flavors in each, so you're bound to find something sweet to satisfy most here. They are a classic bakery so from what I can tell, they don't carry items that are gluten, dairy or nut free. I've purchased their apple pie, fruit tart, berry napoleon, red velvet and chocolate fudge cakes from this or other locations in the past and they're all solid choices for desserts to share with a larger group, though I find a lot of their cake options to be on the richer side. My most recent encounter with their cakes came in the form of a slice of their seven layer cake $9.95 which is thin layers of yellow cake alternating with chocolate cream mmm pretty tasty, and their caramel cake $9.95 which had a layer of chocolate cake in the middle, sandwiched by caramel cream and white cake on either side. The latter had a pronounced caramel flavor that was enjoyable though a bit too much cream for me. My preference would be for their chocolate cakes over other cake flavors here. Their apple pie is one of my favorite apple pies anywhere tho!

    I love their cakes! My current favorite, which can only be found at their Forest Hills location, is…read morethe Dubai cupcake. It's absolutely amazing, and the filling is very generous--it feels like heaven in every bite. Another favorite of mine is the chocolate layer cake: rich, velvety smooth chocolate that isn't overly sweet. The only thing I don't agree with is that they do not clearly tell customers that dining in adds an extra $1 charge to each item. Yes, check your receipt. I'm expected to tip my waitstaff and also pay an extra dollar per item just because I chose to dine in. For example, the cupcake is usually $4.75 to go, but they charged me an extra $1 for dining in. Their cake slices are usually $9.50 to go, but I was charged $10.50. I also tipped 20%, so the added charge felt frustrating, especially since there was no clear notice. When I asked the waitstaff about the $1 charge, she said it was entered that way because I dined in. When I later called about it, the manager simply said, "Next time, just order to go if you don't want to be charged extra." That response was disappointing, especially since there was no visible sign explaining this policy, and their dine-in menu does not show separate pricing. I really think management should fix this to avoid misleading customers. Transparency matters. Don't get me wrong--I would still come back because their cakes are amazing, but from now on, I'll always order everything to go.

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    The French Workshop - Au Soleil: $7.90

    The French Workshop

    4.3(1.5k reviews)
    8.0 kmBayside
    $$

    Stopped in for dessert with my daughter…read more I got the Pistachio mi feuille and my daughter got the Raspberry mi feuille. I have to say. Mine was better haha, but both were delicious. The layers were flaky. The cream, exceptional. Such a wonderful Pistachio flavor. Sweet enough to curb any sweet tooth. Service was easy. We ordered at the pastry display and they brought our desserts to the counter where we also ordered a Lavender lemonade. It was so good. Starbucks Lavender has nothing on theirs. The ambiance was nice. Some camped on their laptops. Others running in for a quick bite. Beautiful dining area. Very comfortable, as well. The booth couches are a nice touch. We will most definitely be back!

    I had stopped here on Mother's Day to pick up some pastries. I was surprised to see a long line out…read morethe door. The ambiance of the venue was nice and the service was okay. I ordered the strawberry tart, lemon tart and pistachio Mille fille. I really appreciated the packaging and the takeout bag, which made it seem very high end. The pastries were all pretty good and were HUGE. The tarts are very similar and the pistachio Mille fille has a subtle taste. It was reasonably priced. My only complaint is the checkout process. It was slightly disorganized but I think it was mostly due to the amount of customers they had that day.

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    Chocolate Noir & Tiramisu (Behind) small chai latte w/ oat milk, medium honey hazelnut late w/ oat milk

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    By the entrance, all marbled

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    Somedays Bakery

    Somedays Bakery

    4.4(70 reviews)
    8.7 kmBay Terrace
    $$

    Somedays is the perfect spot for a quick, casual pick-me-up. Located in the bay terrace shopping…read morecenter, it offers a cozy vibe with just enough space to sit and enjoy your treat. It's relaxed and easy-going, ideal for grabbing a coffee while you're out and about. Food: Their baked goods are the real star here--freshly baked onsite with a professional touch. The flavors are unique, making it a fun stop for something different. While the selection is on the smaller side, each item seems thoughtfully crafted. A few more savory options would be a welcome addition, though! Service: The service is quick and efficient. There's usually just one person behind the counter, but they handle things smoothly and get your order ready in no time. No long waits, which is great for a quick bite. Suggestions: A couple of high chairs would be a nice touch for families with little ones! Also, a few more savory items on the menu would be fantastic to round out the offerings. Overall: Overall, Somedays is a solid go-to for a quick coffee and pastry. It's a pleasant, no-fuss spot with delicious treats, and I'm excited to see what they add next. A great addition to the local scene!

    Stopped by an hour before closing on Easter craving a few sweet treats before the ride back to…read moreBrooklyn. What a cute bakery? They had so many options left to choose from and I opted for the pistachio basque slice and my husband got the blueberry cardomom bun and chocolate chunk cookie. The flavor on the cheesecake wasn't artificial at all. It was creamy and decadent. My husbands choices were good too but the cookie was a bit too sweet for my taste. All in all -- can't wait to come back and try the croissants. Oh, and the cashier was super friendly and patient with us as we ooooh'd and ahhhh'd at all the baked goods. Such a cute spot for a date or hangout with a friend.

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    Somedays Bakery

    4.6(80 reviews)
    8.5 kmAstoria

    Deciding on what to purchase was a challenge at Somedays since all of their baked goods were so…read morewinsome! They are known for their croissants, if that interests you. I opted for a chocolate theme because why not? Pain Au Chocolate ($6.95): The pain au chocolate was a stunner. With its stripes, it was undoubtedly the most attractive pain au chocolate/chocolat I've ever eaten, and luckily it was quite tasty too! Chocolate Chunk Cookie ($4.95): This cookie features copious amounts of dark and milk chocolate and offers a delightful chewy texture, with a few grains of salt on top. I prefer all dark chocolate but that's just me. Still recommended! Somedays is small and doesn't have any indoor seating, but there are some tables and chairs outside. Bummer since it was a little too chilly for me but a hardier customer was taking advantage. Service was chipper and patient. No cash discount.

    Cuisine: 8 Service: 7…read moreDecor: 7 Value: 7 Overall: 7 This chain of bakeries around NYC has got my attention. Mainly because everything is made very well and without being overly sweet. This corner store in Astoria is one I have been passing by regularly over the last few months, and it has good service and some nice outdoor seating. So far, my favorite item has been the Pistachio Lattice, which is super crunchy on the surface while the nutty sweetness shines through on each bite. Another one I really enjoy is the Blueberry Cardamom Escargo, which has absolutely delicious cream cheese frosting mixed with wild blueberry jam and that nice hint of cardamom. Very moist. The Chocolate Chunk Cookie is pretty good too. Plenty of chocolate chunks with a hit of salt. However, their popular Pain Au Chocolate is not the best I have had. There is just not enough chocolate in each bite. Prices are not cheap, but the pastries are mostly very large in size, so you somewhat do get what you pay for. I don't eat baked goods too often, so it's not that bad in my mind. Service has been solid too.

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    Somedays Bakery - Blueberry Cardamom Bun (~$9)

    Blueberry Cardamom Bun (~$9)

    Somedays Bakery - Almond croissant, black sesame tahini croissant, blueberry sweet bun

    Almond croissant, black sesame tahini croissant, blueberry sweet bun

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    Leidylicious Cakes

    4.7(65 reviews)
    0.6 kmForest Hills

    I have been here like 20 times, and I always forget to leave review because I eat the little baked…read moregoods they make so quickly. But I walked in today and saw this absolutely gorgeous cupcake birthday surprise they were preparing for someone's fifth birthday that I had to take a picture. Someone was about to have a very special day. This place is wonderful, and worth the walk just past Austin Street. Food is great, people are great, and coffee is dynamite.

    Taking into account that they were open on Thanksgiving day with a wide-ranging selection of…read moregoodies, Leidylicious deserves a 5-star rating based on that alone. However, the staff were also super warm and accommodating, and the quality of the items we got (gluten free vanilla and chocolate cupcakes) was great. The actual cake bases of both types were moist and flavorful. I could've gone with a little less frosting and more cake, but it made for a very aesthetically pleasing topping with the vibrant colors, sprinkles, and glitter. I kept getting strong hints of rose flavor from the pink frosting on the chocolate cupcakes so I'm not sure if they infused it with that. Overall, a great little spot, and really a savior for procrastinators looking for sweet goodies to take to a gathering when other last-minute ideas fall through!

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    Leidylicious Cakes - 6-Pack of Cupcakes--gluten free vanilla and chocolate. Beautiful presentation!

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    6-Pack of Cupcakes--gluten free vanilla and chocolate. Beautiful presentation!

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