Customer Service is absolutely beyond exceptional. The cake was a huge hit and the bakery was able to turn it around in 24 hours from when I called. Very happy with the experience. read more

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What an amazing experience! I called to make an order for my husbands birthday. It was easy to the point ordering and stress free. Mr. James was very attentive and detailed on the way I wanted the cake. The flavor was amazing! A total party hit! The cake was delivered in a timely manner. Definitely my new place to go for any occasion cake. Thanks for the great experience. read more

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This is my first time ordering a custom design cake! I called for a custom exotic cake for my husbands birthday and the process was super quick and fun! James is a sweetheart and made the process super easy to follow and order. He accommodated my needs and budget and made the process enjoyable. I would recommend using their services for any custom needs and definitely work with James again! The cake looked and tasted amazing way better than I could ever imagine! read more

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The whole experience was FANTASTIC! Dicks all the way up for the service that James provided! I ordered the cake two days before I needed it delivered and they did not disappoint! Erotic Bakery was able to customize the cake with Brazilian flags on the balls which catered to the brides fiancés heritage. The best part was the ballon on the inside of the tip which popped when it was cut into! Not to mention, it tasted just as great! Very moist and not too sweet! The 12 of us girls ate the ENTIRE DICK! I will definitely be contacting James the next time I need a dick in my life! read more

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HIGHLY RECOMMEND!! Cake was awesome!! Service was outstanding from phone call to order, all the way to the party!! Thank you so much! read more

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The owner was very on point and the cake came exactly how the picture i sent him everything was detailed perfectly. I love how it got delivered didnt even have to drive everything worked out perfectly id definitely recommend to my colleagues and family for future events read more

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James is the best. I called him with an emergency same-day custom (!!) request for a cake at 11am and he delivered (literally) that same day at 430. The cake looked amazing and tasted delicious. There was great communication and payment was super easy. I'm still kind of in awe that James and his team could work so quickly - and will definitely be a repeat customer. Highly recommend!!! read more

I ordered the cake after me and my partner saw them in a Curb Your Enthusiasm. The call in contact was beyond friendly and quickly got me setup with a cake. They had it delivered in two days and it was just wonderful. Large cake that stayed fresh the whole time. Very moist and delicious and was quickly shared with friends since we had so much. read more

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I called them in hopes of a same day custom cake for my company. They really tried their best to help and execute my request. And they did! They had the cake to us in 2 hours. It was impressive how diligent they were on giving me eta times and making sure we were happy with the outcome. And, the cake was very tasty which was a definite plus! read more

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I have never had such a terrible experience with anyone. I called erotic bakery for a price estimate and James was utterly rude and racist. I told him that I need a cake only for 4 people and want around half a pound cause I don't want it to go waste. He called on my nationality and said stuffs that I didn't feel was appropriate for someone who's trying to run a business. I would have ordered from you guys, but just cause James was rude, I'm never going to order from this place ever again. Really disappointed with their service. read more

We wanted to get a special cake for our co-worker who was leaving the company after eleven years. We work in the adult industry, so naturally we wanted an adult-themed cake. We called up the Erotic Bakery, and James took very good care of us. We told him the cake that we wanted. We then had to down-size a little bit because we had less people coming to the party, but James helped us out and it was a very smooth transaction. The cake was delivered exactly on time and everyone loved it. James even got them to throw in a free dick for us, which was a nice touch :) Everyone enjoyed the cake and it tasted really good too! We highly recommend getting a custom cake from these guys. We will definitely be ordering all our special occasion cakes at work from here! read more

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This was a horrible experience. I was considering sending Cookies or dessert via DoorDash to my fiancés bachelor party and instead decided to splurge for a boob cake. Looking online this place mentioned delivery within 1 hour. After speaking on the phone with James and he told me the $385 price, I was awestruck but trusted that the quality would meet the price point. Boy was I wrong. The cake was delivered with the wrong name "Rich" instead of Rick and it looked absolutely laughable. When I reached out to James, he said that he never promised quality, just a cake fast. What?! This is absolutely fraudulent. read more

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It was an amazing experience.....it was my first time ordering an exotic cake....James made the experience very easy...the cake was delicious..everyone enjoyed it and had a great time...I will definitely order from them again. read more

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I ordered the cake on Sunday and it arrived on Friday for the party on Saturday. They got exactly my vision for a joint birthday celebration set of tits. James was very fast and super helpful. A little pricey but I can't do what they do and the laughs were 100% worth it. Nothing brings people together like a delicious looking pair of boobies. read more

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Amazing!! I had a party for my friend to celebrate Turing 26. I wanted a boob cake that looked like her and was Melon theme as a play on her nick name. James created a masterpiece! I could not have thought of anything better! It was so detailed and we stayed on the phone until I was completely happy. Definitely worth the price! It was the star of the party. And it tasted INCREDIBLE too! I will be ordering all of my cakes through them in the future. read more

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Delicious cake, and they really paid attention to detail when describing what we were looking for. We placed the order around noon, and received the cake by 7pm same day. Highly recommend and would get another cake from them! read more

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The penis was big. Would recommend for the first timers. Couldn't bent fit it all in my mouth!

Truly wonderful experience from the first phone call to licking our forks. The cake was designed exactly as requested. It was beautiful and delicious, a poignant and perfect celebration of five years Cancer free. A special shout out to James who walked me through every step from ordering to delivery with patience and humor. Everything unfolded as described. I can't wait to do this again for another Cancer milestone. read more

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When I called this erotic bakery, James was extremely professional and so easy and fun to talk to and he came up with the perfect cake for my friend's bachelorette party. He's creative and reasonably priced, and he created the most amazing cake that was a total hit!!! Everyone kept giving compliments on how delicious it was and the bachelorette had the time of her life!!! If you need a bachelorette cake, this is the place to call! Thank you again, James!!! read more

If you're looking for an exotic cake this is your place!! They have so many options. They were very easy to order from and the delivery went very smoothly. Overall I as very happy with the service. And the cake was delicious too! The only feedback would be they need to update their website. It's a little dated. read more

I called at 7:30am hoping for a boob cake. James made it happen and went above and beyond. Since it was a rush cake for a going away party, I was hoping for a simple boob cake with nipples and if possible a hand cupping the boob by 4pm! James got it delivered to me with the bonus hand by noon. Thank you so much! These are a great pair of knockers! Can't wait to order my next one! So easy and painless and fast! read more

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*Update* 2008; I love the fake reviews lol... DO NOT order from here...ever. Even if you needed a cake in 1 hour or your life depended on it, just take your life --it will be less painful than getting a cake from these people. I ordered a 3 dimensional breast cake (I put the picture in the pic section) with fudge, medium skin tone, vanilla cake, and chocolate mouse filling. I received something a 5 year old could do. The mold could be used for making a really bad impression of a penis, a butt or some breasts. It was flat, not the skin tone I wanted and the nipples looked like dog feces (see photo). Also, have you ever seen a woman wearing a lace bra with her nipples poking OUT through the lace? Ya no.. The cake itself was pound cake with no fudge except for the little bit they used for decoration and had white cream inside, not chocolate mousse. I called Aaron to complain and he was very friendly (he is probably used to this) and promised to send me a better cake. The second one was even worse. It also was not the flavoring I ordered (it was hazelnut cream inside with the same yellowish pound cake). I also had to go out to the delivery guy's car and get it from the backseat myself because I was told they won't come to the door (wtf?). I really wanted to surprise my friend with a good looking breast/torso cake--but I ended up being out $205(!!) and really embarrassed and stressed out. I felt really cheated and disrespected. Erotic Bakery is a scam --do not waste your time or money here. read more

This was the second time I ordered and I loved dealing with this bakery! The process of placing the order was so easy! And they delivered a beautiful cake the following day. I have already recommended this bakery to my friends in SF! read more

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I had no idea what to expect when I called. I just looked up erotic bakery and took my chances calling. The guy was very funny and extremely helpful when ordering and gave me wonderful suggestions since I wasn't sure exactly what to say. He made sure the cake was delivered on time and even adjusted the delivery to fit my specific time window when I changed at the last minute. The entire process was easy and effortless on my behalf. And the cake was sooooo moist and delicious! Definitely worth every penny! read more

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I ordered a very cute penis cake for the best friend's bachelorette this past weekend in New Orleans. The cake turned out so well!! I could not have imagined it better especially with me calling such short notice (the week of). It was beyond everyone's expectations tho no one knew I had ordered it. I worked with GEORGE who was absolutely helpful, passionate, and caring. He stayed on the phone with me thru the whole process and even talked me thru everything that I specified on the cake! I know specialty cakes can get pricy so the price is the only reason I took off one star. Though some of the price was split between 10 girls I know the price can be much but the bride to be is like my sister and knew at the end of the day is totally made the weekend! I again cannot express my thanks for the work GEORGE did on it and the details that were added as per request! He truly made is unique by added the groom-to-be's personality with the musical notes and the ring! It was definitely an amazing cake that i think all 11 of the girls will be talking about for a while including the bride-to-be and the groom-to-be as he got many pictures sent to him of it!! I don't know how to add a picture to my review itself but I've added one in the phot section. It is the picture of a male's bottom half in boxers with his anatomical part peeking out. His face was very detailed as was his shorts with the musical notes. The little ring on his finger was such a cute addition that all the girls got a kick out of! THANK YOU AGAIN GEORGE!!! read more

Erotic Bakery - Such an awesome cake!! Even added details as per the phone convo (music notes, the ring on his finger) Thanks so much GEORGE!! - Bakeries Near Me

One of the best butt cakes money can buy. Believe it or not, this was the first time this Chicago area strip club ever received this type of cake. The birthday girl dancer was pleasantly surprised, and told me her butt tasted absolutely delicious. All the other dancers and staff thought it was absolutely hilarious. It was a "huge" success. The ordering process waa extremely smooth considering I never ordered a butt shaped cake before. The cake was also delivered on time as promised so I could witness everyone's reaction during my lunch hour. I highly recommend ordering for your favorite dancer's birthday. She will love you for it. read more

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I was looking for a last-minute bakery custom cakes and I had a sex themed Birthday party for my boyfriend. So it was a great Coincidence. The price was a little higher rate then expected but it was totally worth it at the end. He finished and delivered the cake a little bit after a hour even when I said the latest time to deliver was 10 PM. Because I understand it was last min. Even though I never knew what the flavor of the cake was going to be but who cares right?! it was last minute and very appreciative. The cake was a really nice brownie, deep rich not to sweet and perfect. Which was kind of totally unexpected. And everybody complimented on the cake and loved it! I just wish the Ariola was a light pink would of thrown it better off. But it Looked real and amazing! Will be a returning custumer. read more

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Great service! Honestly, super friendly and also really do their best to give you something great. Cake looks good and tastes good too!! HIGHLY recommend!! read more

I just can't thank you enough! Our cake was a total hit!!! Not only was the ordering process fast and easy, but the cake was also delivered right on time - absolutely perfect - no worries, no stress! And I might add...delicious! We will definitely use James and his crew in Houston again!! read more

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Beautiful cake, great design, fast service and delivery! Definitely ordering from here again! Thank you! read more

Erotic Bakery - Beautiful cake! Thank you for the wonderful service, attention and delivery of the cake! Will definitely order again! - Bakeries Near Me

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I was all geared up to get my friend a lovely cake for his birthday, but it seems my mission has failed. Their website looks like Geocities threw up on Angelfire in 1998 and they never worked on it again. Anyway, I called to ask how much a cake would cost, and they were incredibly surly and unpleasant. I guess the erotic cake industry is a stressful one, but they shouldn't take it out on those of us who have to work up the nerve to order a vagina cake. read more

A dear friend of mine turned 30 over the weekend, so I had to get something special given she also eloped with her girlfriend recently. I ordered a female torso with boobs and sexy lingerie, with a message "breast wishes!," and it was just perfect. Provocative yet tasteful (I didn't want something too vulgar) and tasty (the cake was really delicious and many commented on how yummy it was - perfectly moist, not too sweet with layers of icing not too thick or thin), the cake made a great conversation piece among the party attendees, not to mention the Bday girl absolutely loving it - she saved one breast to take home after the party. What I really appreciated was that Aaron (the sales person whom I dealt with) was helpful and very thoughtful: when I forgot to place an order, he called to remind me. When I wasn't sure what to order, he made suggestions that were helpful, i.e., letting me have chocolate and vanilla icing half & half. When I changed my delivery option and time at the last minute, he worked with me and made it happen without being difficult. It was overall a very nice transaction; the cake arrived totally on-time; and Aaron called to follow-up! I will definitely order again. Highly recommend this place for a cake that will surely help create unique Bday memories! read more

Ok, so a couple of years back I decided that for Mother's Day I was going to get a breast cake for the women in my family and reference their "breastinality" (pechonalidad in Spanish) and I decided to call up these guys to help make this possible. Not only did they deliver a great looking cake which fed more than enough people, they delivered the cake on time, and they only charged me $20 to deliver the cake into Manhattan. After that, I have recommended this place to many folk in need of erotic baked goods, and none have been disappointed. The price is alittle steep but the cakes are delicious and well crafted. read more

They gave a perfect cake loved customer service I highly recommend them I will use them again read more

All I can say is they are simply the best ! Here's the deal I live in LA and my buddies birthday party was in vages the next day. Not only did they get the cake there for dinner is was flawless. I will only order from them you will not be disappointed Levett read more

Avoid!!!! Even if you need a cake the next day !! Truth is, it's impossible! If you're trying to order a fancy cake goto a legit spot and plan weeks ahead. I don't want anyone to experience what I experienced. yelp needs to get to this business and fine them for all the fake reviews! Forest hills or erotic cakes USA or something they're the same company if your dealing with a guy name Aaron. I ordered a "butt cake" and it was $185 plus tax it turns out to be $230. I originally wanted it to be del on a Friday but I called back 5 mins later to change it to saturday instead. MF charges me $20 and says "it's their store policy" It's a complete bullshit. That made no sense but what can I do? Nothing. $250 for a crappy ass cake, literally. didn't even eat it bc that was how bad it was. The butt came out alright, but if you were to get any other fancy cakes I doubt it'll come out right. Dont get fooled by his nice attitude in the beginning bc he is a high profile schemer! The payment was really weird. You have to sign some bs "agreement" for no returns etc. He asks questions like if I had a boyfriend, and even asked for his # then he would suggest to deliver the cake to my house! Told him twice noooo! Send it to the restaurant. He then calls the bank and had chase on the phone with me to confirm my cc info. By this time I already know he's seriously working from his home and this is not a legit store. I yelped forest hill first and I told myself to avoid this place but somehow erotic cake links back to this spot!!!! So I was reading all the reviews and it sounds like a nightmare, I called immediately to cancel but he says it would be $100 to cancel then changes his mind to $200 to cancel the cake. WTF LITERALLY. unprofessional. I'm sure people tried to cancel before and he heard it many times, he's very professional at telling you too bad. & I agree with the other 1 stars, he prob gets his friends to give him 5 stars. btw I had two back up cakes because I knew this one would be a fuck up! UGHS! read more

I ordered a penis cake from Erotic Bakery USA, as a surprise for a friend's birthday luncheon. It was quite a surprise. The icing was a white fondant and the cake was chocolate with a (excuse me hahah) chocolate cream filling. People who were dining around us came over and took photos with their cell phones. The cake was not only hysterically funny, but it was truly the best cake I have ever tasted (no pun). I do a lot of baking and it was a gourmet cake. Aaron, the manager, was very good to work with. Living in Palm City Florida, I was concerned about ordering from New York. The cake was personally delivered at the exact time I was told that it would arrive. I would order another cake without a moments hesitation, THANX AARON! love Pam the Philly Chic Chick. read more

As you can imagine, this isn't an everyday type of cake one needs. But holy crap am I glad there were helpful reviews on Yelp! to help guide me towards Erotic Bakery. They were VERY professional and didn't care about the timidness in my male voice. I did a last-minute penis cake for a friend's bachelorette party which I wouldn't attend but wanted to donate a gift- so I needed precision since I wasn't there to facilitate. Erotic Bakery coordinated the dropping off of the cake at the bar my friend was going to and handled all the paperwork right over the phone (you will need to sign and fax/e-mail back a copy of the order form). Ordered the day before the event; approximately 15 hours before the event, no issues. Ask for a picture when the cake's done baking, they'll text or e-mail you one! I'm told the cake itself was delicious and looked excellent. For reference, I got the white skin, male organ shape laying on cake, tux, bow hat, "no secretion". Filling was vanilla in a chocolate cake. Sorry, don't have a picture as the females tend to not share bachelorette party pics with anyone outside the event...but they swear it was awesome and the 1 far away pic they sent was too obscure to post. read more

So at the last minute I decided what a bachelor party that I was helping to throw needed was an erotic cake. There is an erotic bakery in downtown Boston but their dirty cakes look pathetically simplistic and couldn't feed the number of people we had coming. So I searched around and found that these guys could delivery and that many of their cakes looked incredibly detailed. So I coordinated with them to get a very specific cake (a girl with a Canadians jersey ripped open, you can see the cake here http://www.cakes3.com/femalepage4.htm). I was a bit worried about how it would turn out but when the cake arrived on Friday it was PERFECT! It was a huge it at the bar (other people were taking pictures with their cell phones and laughing) and the bachelor LOVED it! Was definitely the perfect end to the day of debauchery. That said there are some things to be aware of: 1.) The website looks like it was designed in 1990 by a drunk blind man, which makes you feel like it might be a scam, but luckily it wasn't. 2.) The order process is very manual (requiring phone calls, emails and signing invoices). 3.) It is likely you'll get a call from your credit card company concerned about fraud because of the business name (and you might have to explain that charge to your significant other if they look at your bill) 4.) While our cake came out perfect, they apparently use local bakeries which is why you see the HUGE variance in cakes on their website. Thus the wide review differences that you see (with someone people loving it and some people talking about crap cakes) 5.) The cakes are expensive, but then again you're getting anatomically explicit cakes so you're paying extra for being a perv. 6.) The cake while impressive looking was definitely just meh for flavor (although that might be because the bar served it right from the fridge instead of letting it warm up to room temperature), but lets be honest you're paying for the looks and not the taste! Overall if I have an future events where I need an erotic cake these guys will be my first call. read more

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I called over the weekend to figure out where this place actually is, since the address listed on Yelp is actually the UPS store. I spoke with Aaron, who was very helpful and advised me to check out their website to get a sense of what they do. The website is full of photos! I was thinking some XXX cupcakes would be fun for work but I need to seriously think aobut this, since the photos on their website are p-r-e-t-t-y explicit. read more