The service was terrible but the establishment itself was very nice. The service I received from my server Kristen was some of the worst treatment I've ever had. She brought the bill right after the food and didn't give us the chance to even order more side dishes. She kept urging us to finish and leave without letting us enjoy our breakfast. It was a really bad experience and it ruined my experience. read more

Went for breakfast. Gravy on Country Fried Steak seemed commercially produced. Very blah all around. The house potatoes are a no go, sorry I didn't opt for the hash browns. The hollandaise on my girlfriends Eggs Benedict was weird looking and tasting. I must say that the eggs themselves in both of our dishes were cooked properly as should be expected by the name of this place. The website prices didn't match the menu either. Wouldn't have minded if breakfast was better. At least the service was good. What is the deal with all the paprika here? Maybe the owners are Hungarian? Not that that is a bad thing, love Hungarian food and the people. read more

No parking space, wait time unreasonable, overworked staff and just not worth the wait or the menu. Go to Betties downtown to enjoy a great, friendly experience. Egg River...? no! read more

Came here to say the food was amazing! Got the eggs Benedict and husband got the blueberry pancakes both meals were perfect.

Love this place. When we drove by on a Saturday there was a line. So we returned during the week. We didn't wait long to be seated. The service was excellent and we did not have to wait long. Great eggs! I loved all manner of chicken décor that was so cute! If I go up to the Hood River I will eat there again! read more

I love mom and pops places 'cause they're authentic. First time here today. I love the vibe of this place. The servers were friendly. Food wise, it was good and the serving sizes were huge. It can be shared. Coffee was good too. I'll definitely come back. read more

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Great place to grab a bite to eat! Food is delicious, service is prompt and polite, atmosphere is cozy and cute. Parking sucks but that aside, this place is great! I had an omelette the fist time and just had the Eggs Benedict this visit and the quality is great every time. Ill be back! read more

Egg River Cafe - Eggs Benedict - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Hood River, Oregon

Solid brunch after grabbing some apples in Hood River area. My son loved his strawberry pancakes and my omelette definitely filled me up. Staff was friendly too. read more

Totally under rated. It is a breakfast/lunch cafe. it is well run and the staff is very attentive. The food is very creative for breakfast. I'm not going to tell you it's a gourmet restaurant, but it an outstanding breakfast place. read more

food is decent but service sucks + got the most insane shits after eating here be careful

We ended up in a surprise April snow storm, with no power at our rental we went here for breakfast. It was ok, simply ok. A decent breakfast place. read more

Egg River Cafe - Eggs Benedict. - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Hood River, Oregon

We found this wonderful cafe during a road trip. Luckily it's not far from home for a nice drive when the weather let's up. The omelettes are big, cheesy, flavorful and run circles around your typical breakfast spot. I appreciated the covid precautions in place with dividers as well to help with my social anxiety related to COVID compliance. Great, friendly and quick service read more

Best food ever. Food did take a bit longer. But I don't know if they everything from scratch in the kitchen. I don't mind waiting as long as you tell me. read more

Stopped in here Monday morning on our way home to Spokane , only because the other place that said they were open was not, and I'm glad they were closed because ERC was the bomb I had the Huevos rancheros ,this was the best rancheros I've had since leaving Az. wife had the breakfast burrito which was excellent and huge she took 1/2 of it home ,service was excellent ......not to warmed fuzzy but excellent just the same read more

Cute little mountain town restaurant. We had a great view of the mountains. The meals were shareable. The scrambled eggs were my favorite. The staff was so polite and didn't make us feel like we had to rush out. read more

100% worth the stop! Traveling thru looking for good local food this is it! Huge portions but flavorful and fresh! The salsa and Diablo sauce are amazing! read more

3.5 stars? Seriously folks? In Portland, 3.5 stars almost means it's not even worth trying... You should DEFINITELY try this place out! I have been to nearly every breakfast place in Portland, and I still wish we had a place like Egg River. Things I like about this place: You can see MT ADAMS looming over the horizon from the big, bright windows. The side of fruit is not some, half-arsed 99% cantaloupe/honeydew tomfoolery. You can get ALL GRAPEFRUIT. Grapefruit is my favorite fruit, and to have a large bowl of fresh, peeled grapefruit, in the NW?! Heaven. They've got a lot of menu options, everything from organicy-"granola"-y stuff to down-home diner-style stuff. There really is something for everyone. I'm a sucker for specials, and this place often has 5-6 of them, and they all look tempting The coffee is real good. Most importantly: THEY OPEN AT SIX AM. So you can have a hot breakfast before you hike in the Gorge or climb in the area. No one likes to open early in Portland and I hate to cook, so this is HUGE for me. Oh, and since this place is NOT located in Portland: you can get them to split a check and they won't look at you like you just said the holocaust never happened. read more

Friendly place, Egg River has classic big, big breakfasts: hash browns, eggs, toast and coffee in a diner style setting. They feature organic coffee, locally made and friendly local servers. Coffee roasted locally, but it did taste like diner coffee, just the same. Food was diner food, elevated with ingredients we were told were "local" and "fresh." These words were bandied about a lot during our visit to Egg River, and I appreciate that, but it didn't always translate into our overall experience. For example, the homemade corn tortilla in our huevos rancheros order --I really appreciate the flavor and texture of a homemade tortilla. Unfortunately, those huevos rancheros were so packed full of precooked, gritty bacon bits, it ruined the dish. A classic case of overkiill. While breakfast was $3 for kids elsewhere in town, here, we were not offered a kids menu (do they have one?) so our daugther ordered a huge adult breakfast at $15, of which she could eat only about a third. The best part was a homemade buttermilk biscuit --in hindsight we should have just ordered a biscuit and side of scrambled eggs. My husband's breakfast was your typical egg overload. Not inspired, but big, and man friendly. Our tab for three was about $20 more than a much better breakfast experience we enjoyed (for less) in town the following day. This was an overwhelmed, but well meaning service experience. When our youngster spilled a giant water glass, rather than generously helping us clean up a tidal wave, so we could all move on to eating food we had just been served, we were thrown an old yellow towel, which we used to try to sop up the mess as our server ran away, not to return again for 20 minutes. Sadly, the towel we were left with was insufficient to stop the spill. This giant wet mess was then left on our table for over fifteen minutes, meanwhile our food cooled, and we were wet, grumpy and quickly losing our appetites. We had to get up to ask them to remove the wet towel. Ugh. Think local dinner, well meaning, busy spot with big big portions and solid but really, just okay food. Service is friendly, but very distracted. read more

Service with a smile and food was beyond delish! Excellent service and quality food. When in hood river this place is a MUST! Food was delicious,portion sizes are HUGE and food was hot. One of the best meals we've had in a long time. Only complaint was that we ordered a $6 kids meal, eggs, hashbrowns and toast. Asked to sub a blueberry pancake for the toast due to a food allergy. When we recieved the bill, we were charged per individual item. We would of ordered a different meal if I knew that a kids meal was going to cost over $12- If the food and service wasn't so good, then we would of complained. But the owner and staff were very nice and the good food won our heart. read more

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Service was slow with not many customers. My Ruben was thick bread with little dressing and a small amount of sauerkraut. Will not stop there again. read more

This has been one of my favorite restaurants in Hood River for years. I love the new weekly specials. They're drinks are also delicious! read more

Egg River Cafe - Watermelon mint mimosa - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Hood River, Oregon

Very cute little breakfast spot. Great service. Excellent food! Small cafe, outdoor seating available. Old school breakfast cafe decor.

I thought this was a new place but DH reminded me that we'd been here before. Decent breakfast place with very little wait. I had the two egg breakfast while the DH had the sausage scramble. Both dishes were delectable and easy to go down. I wasn't that hungry but I ate almost everything!! Always like returning here. Cute country decor here. The waitress was very attentive and checked on us frequently. Wasn't disappointed by any means. Come here if you want a nice hearty breakfast or just continental style- they have both. read more

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What a great choice! So happy we stopped here. We came in this past Friday morning on our way up to Washington for vacation. I was debating between this spot and another in The Dalles, so happy I chose this place. Very homey, cozy, warm and inviting when you walk in. The restaurant is an array of eclectic wall art pieces on the wall. My daughter was fascinated with the gigantic rooster over our table. It was pretty packed in there for a Friday morning. Either it's just always like that or no one was at work in hood river that Friday. The streets and other restaurants we passed were pretty busy also. The parking is almost non existent. It is like 3 spots. We were lucky to snag the spot right in front as a couple was leaving. Now, the good stuff. The food was AMAZING!!! Omg. Highly recommend the farmers skillet. It was so good. Very large portions. We ordered our daughter the blueberry pancakes off the kids menu for 4.95 and they brought out two giant pancakes bigger than her body lol. Next time we're going to order off the kids menu. Staff is super nice and friendly. You could tell most people who were in there were regulars. It was a fantastic breakfast. This place just got two new long time customers! read more

Egg River Cafe - Farmers skillet and husband has the farmers omelette and chocolate chip pancake. Bomb!! - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Hood River, Oregon

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It's a reliably good breakfast spot. The service was okay. Everyone looked pretty tired and so it took some effort to get water refills or anything else for that matter. The food was solid, acceptable and good. Nice selection. It was definitely okay. :) read more

Egg River Cafe - Dining/Espresso area - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Hood River, Oregon

This was a perfect stop on our trip to have a wonderful breakfast! The staff was very friendly and efficient. Clean, quick & quiet!

very very very good burger sauce really really really enjoyed the burger as well, if im ever back in hood river definitely will make a stop

*Breakfast Review* Located at the corner of Oak and 13st streets just West of downtown Hood River, Egg River Cafe (formerly Egg Harbor Cafe) is a good place to have breakfast prior to playing in the outdoors of the Columbia River Gorge. I had the Traditional Omelet with bacon and jack cheese inside. It was large, tasty and not greasy. Bravo! I was also pleased with the side of cut grapefruit, as the sweet fruit countered the salty bacon omelet. The wheat toast was also very good...yes, I am actually commenting on the toast. My wife tried the strawberry waffles and they were tasty, though way too sweet for her tastes. Think strawberry pie. If sweet is your thing, you may want to give the waffles a try. Egg River Cafe was worth the trip. The food is good, the service above average and the view of Mount Adams (on a clear day) is wonderful. Tip: Parking can be tough, as there aren't street spots close to the restaurant. Try their small lot across the street if the few on-site space are full. read more

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I'm not sure what went wrong with the negative reviews. Our experience was great. We were there on a slow weekday, so perhaps that helped. I ordered the Western omelette. It was HUGE and delicious. Everyone else in my group enjoyed their meals, as well. The staff was very friendly. The coffee flowed continuously. I would highly recommend breakfast here. read more

Hello fellow Yelpers, I am back once again for a review of egg river cafe. While the split parking lot was difficult for our talented driver to spot (which is surprising because she is an eye doctor), the outside is simply welcoming. Now, Let me take you on a journey of our 5 senses as I talk about our experience. Smell: To be transparent (truth and transparency is very important to me), I was worried a cafe that cooks eggs and fish would smell horrible, but I can happily report the smell is pleasant. Sight and Sound: I have combined these 2 senses and taken exception to my 5 senses rule to make a long story short (I value conciseness and transparency equally). Wanna talk about overwhelming? Sitting in this cafe was like driving a minivan with 7 seats filled, music blaring, and everyone sharing a bag of birthday bugles. It was claustrophobic and loud, similar to flying on spirit airlines (I would never). Taste: I want to specifically mention that our driver (the doctor I mentioned earlier who was our driver), order the salmon burrito. To quote: "it was um yummy; salmon-y and eggy". This is a fantastic example of the food. Touch: while it comes with the territory of breakfast food, things got messy quick. The salmon bagel we ordered came deconstructed, and we were FORCED to assemble it ourselves. This is was an unpleasant culinary experience. I must pick a straw with the straw situation. I dislike cafes which choose straws over our world and our turtles. To conclude, I recommend coming to this cafe. -1 star for credit card fraud (reported in other reviews from prestigious yelpers) Silicon OUT read more

Visiting Hood River for the first time, found this place on Yelp... Drove around for a little bit trying to find parking (but I assumed that was a good sign!) ... Very friendly staff. I was alone, but it's definitely a family and group friendly place to hang out and eat. Food was great! ... At the recommendation of a fellow yelper, I tried the corned beef hash (which I love, but always end up disappointed with when I order it at restaurants)... NOT DISAPPOINTED AT ALL!!! I world for sure recommend this place for breakfast anytime! read more

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We arrived and asked to wait to clean up the table. The person used a dirty cloth from a bucket with the work almost black to clean it. So, I went to the bathroom got toilet paper, and cleaned it with the alcohol wipes we have. We thought the food could be worth it. Pancakes and omelets came tasting mushy, watery. I returned my complete and ate the toast only. The kids took a few bites from their packages and pushed it back. We go two Americanos that we could not drink. I only took one sip. Th Americanos are 4.50 each. This is the most expensive food that I was not able to eat or drink. I paid 40 for breakfast that I didn't eat. We left to another place down the street and got breakfast. The place is not clean and the food is not good. I would avoid it at all cost. read more

Food has always been great I've probably tried close to everything on the menu and never fails . read more

Egg River Cafe - Salmon Benedict - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Hood River, Oregon

Get the chilequilas. So delicious. Great breakfast spot with super fresh ingredients and great service!!!

I got the short rib hash. Amazing breakfast. Short ribs potatoes eggs smothered in gravy. Coffee always full.

We 5 (+ twins - almost 2 yrs) had breakfast during the week while on vacation. The"place was packed" with what appeared to be "locals." Probably 15-20 tables. We waited 1/2 hr to get seated and another 45 minutes to eat after we ordered. Had this happened elsewhere "I'd have been OTD (out the door) but, this experience was different. The "kidz" were "occupied" and it's a "good people watching" place. The food arrived which was excellent. The eggs "over easy" and undercooked as I had requested. The link sausage was good too. The coffee very good and refills kept coming without asking. Worth the wait! read more

Food was plentiful and service was super friendly and efficient. Prices just a bit higher than I expected but not unreasonable for brunch. My meal was around 14. The Mexican skillet. It was good with chorizo, eggs and potatoes. You could have hash browns j stead as with most meals. Might have gone up a notch with some salsa or sour cream. Menu is huge if you like tons of choices. I found it really hard to decide. Full bar which we enjoyed with brunch. Domestic on tap super inexpensive!! Saw other meals delivered and all were very generous portions. We probably should have shared. There was enough but I managed to eat it all on my own. My friend had the chicken fried steak and eggs. Again a huge portion. She did not eat it all and said it was tasty. I would go back. read more

I don't know what's with all the bad reviews, but our breakfast was glorious. The pancakes are really fluffy!

These guys did a nice job on breakfast went in with a group of 7 they accommodated us nicely good social distancing and all that portions were big enough that we could split them. I had the farmers omelette with country gravy. All the food was good what we expected and good service. read more

Food Is Amazing, big portions and a HUGE variety. Would definitely recommend to anyone