I've been coming here for over 25 years... I once saw a woman get sucked into a bar fight like debris into the vortex of an F-5 tornado. Her teeth were knocked out and about 10 men deep were covered in blood.... ahhh the 1980's....
Believe it or not, not too much has changed at the SNATCH! There is not as much insane violence as there once was but that doesn't mean it can't happen from summer to summer or night to night.
The Hatch is an iconic destination, open May to October, with amazing potential to be on a Travel Channel news reel for Tri-State Area. It truly is a Western Connecticut must see destination. The view of Candlewood Lake is exceptional to say the least but sadly the Hatch delivers a lackluster experience.
The only reason I come here is with a group, or with a group to dock a boat, use the bathroom and grab a cold drink, then get back to chillin on the lake. Food isn't really that memorable but if you're drunk and sunburned you will feel like the Sultan of Brunei eating a royal feast.
It's basically a cash business, but they take credit cards and a MAJOR spot to get summer-stupid. (ie.. wasted!) The owners and staff are raking it in and they all get along great and seem happy...
going during the week day during the summer with the family is ok but the turn off is....
this former tough-guy biker bar is now just douchtastic place for people to throw their weight around, YELL, park big trucks on the grass, rev their motorbike, or take a powerboat not meant for the lake and speed out of the No-Wake Zone at top throttle just to show off.
You can hear it for about 5 minutes straight...
(Thanks Candlewood Lake Authority for NOT doing your job)
This of course will send all the car alarms in the parking lot into a delightful symphony on a hot summer day.
The screaming, the shouting, the total disregard for the community makes this place a shining star!
Summertime at Down the Hatch insures that most everyone drives home drunk on our dimly lit 30 MPH lake road and somehow there just isn't a police presence that seems to curb this deadly game of roulette. I guess someone well liked has to die first to get this problem noticed. Easy to do when most locals are drinking there on days off too.
My final take on the Hatch- It could be the best, it could be the hottest thing on the map but instead it's like the set of a bad vintage porno and has the carpet and ugly bathroom to match.
It's a shame that instead of a nice family place this place caters to more of the "git-r-done" happy hour crowd.
There is still quite a noticeable biker presence who faithfully make the Hatch their home on Sundays but the rest of the nights it's a casual place for locals to unwind and douche-out.
My tips for a great time here.
Enjoy, Be respectful, mind your own business, do NOT park on the street or in private lots & please use a designated driver! read more