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    Crazy Beans

    4.3 (272 reviews)
    Open 7:00 am - 4:00 pm

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    Dogs allowed

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    Very good corned beef hash (here with eggs over easy). Everything cooked perfectly: crisp hash, crisp toast, delicate eggs. Excellent.
    Harley S.

    This is a well-conceived and well-run restaurant that does a few things and does them all very well. Great breakfast and lunch fare, quality ingredients, cooked perfectly, served quickly, in portions that aren't overwhelming, at fair prices, in a very fun room, with super friendly and efficient service.

    Kassie+Rick R.

    Crazy Beans Retro Diner is a fantastic breakfast spot with wonderful food and a fun retro atmosphere. The decor is full of character, and the staff was friendly and attentive. We arrived at 9am on a Saturday and were seated right away, which was a great start to the day. Everything we ordered was fresh and delicious, and the overall vibe made the meal even more enjoyable. We will post more travel guides, photos, and videos from our Greenport trip and other locations at https://ourownpathtravel.com and on YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@OurOwnPath

    Cat in my latte
    Diana M.

    Stopped by here last Saturday for breakfast because I was in the mood for some diner food. I was not disappointed. The retro theming in here is so cute. We snagged a booth and ordered berry pancakes and the hashbrowns with eggs. Both were delicious. My favorite part of my meal was my coconut/hazelnut/chocolate latte which came with a foam cat surprise. It was a great start to our day. Thank you!

    It's a busy spot
    Cody L.

    Great spot for breakfast or brunch! This is a hot spot so be prepared to wait, but get there and put your name on the call back list and then go enjoy the harbor and do a little shopping. Menu is huge with all of your favorite breakfast and lunch options. The coffee and latte options are plentiful and be sure to check the specialties. We ordered a breakfast burrito (a bit small), chocolate chip pancakes (large) and the pancake quesadilla!

    Kristin Frances K.

    Cute little retro diner right in the middle of town. A good size menu with daily specials. Reasonable prices and fast service. Their homemade corned beef hash is incredible!

    Lavendar Latte
    Dusha And Amy H.

    If Greenport had a breakfast mascot, it'd be Crazy Beans. Quirky, cheeky, and full of personality -- just like the sailor-core-meets-Beauty-and-the-Beach décor inside. Think seafaring mermaids with a latte in hand. We were into it. We got a text when our table was ready, which gave us time to stroll around and even hit the thrift shop across the street before the brunch rush rolled in. Pro move. Amy had the lavender latte (hot) -- and it was delicious. Bonus points for the cute little espresso cups that made every sip feel fancy. Food-wise, we ordered the Picasso Breakfast, two eggs over easy, and a Benedict. Everything came out fast and hot. The Benedict was solid -- maybe better without the sausage, but that's just personal preference. The place was packed but the staff kept it moving. Service wasn't overly chatty, but they were efficient and got the job done with no fuss. Bottom line: if you're in Greenport and need breakfast with personality, Crazy Beans is worth the stop. We'll be back next time we're town-hopping with the fam.

    Eggs any style $10
    Gigi A.

    Very fun and cute North Fork little diner. We needed breakfast on a Monday and this fit the bill. It gets very crowded and there is sometimes a wait. We waited about 30 mins and snagged seats at the counter. As you'd expect, the coffee is delicious and all served from unique, fun, adorable mugs! The breakfast itself was good. We were super hungry. They have breakfast cocktails but we had WAYYY too many the night before. The bill was reasonable, relative to where we were. The portions were great and the marble toast was the kicker!! Overall, loved! Will be back next time we're in the area.

    Nicole F.

    Walked in a little after noon on a monday and they were packed. We only had to wait about five minutes for a table though which was great. It was extremely loud in there until the restaurant cleared out, it's a pretty small space. The food however was delicious. They have a huge menu selection and it's reasonably priced. None of the sandwiches come with any sides other than a pickle though so it could start to add up.

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    Was looking for a burger and we got a great one here!! That and the BLT Avocado were on point!

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    Wonderful meal. Good service! Interesting menu. Had a irked Reuben. It was superb! I def recomnend

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    Great place for breakfast or lunch. Retro look/ decor, good service and tasty food at reasonable prices.

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    I hate that I loved it so damn much. The Hercules was the best thing ever and their stone street brew was perfect. Worth every penny.

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    We have had the Crab Cakes Eggs Benedict and Avocado Breakfast Wrap. We drank Iced Tea and Latte.

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