Absolute worst avocado toast I have ever had. It's a culinary abortion. And $16 plus tip! Crap. I will never, as a Californian, ever, listen to a Chicagoan tell me I cant have ketchup on a hot dog after being assaulted by this garbage food.
Puke
The bread, what is this a slice of Walmart sourdough? Thin and flavorless and hard as a rock.
Then carrots, corn, radish, pickled onions? What the $&@? are you doing?!
How hard is it? GOOD sourdough, Avocado, Bacon, poached egg, garnish. Done. Maybe a slice of tomato but never heirloom.
Seriously, normally I'd day fire whatever pretentious jerk designed the menu, but in this case, I'll say they should be brought up on charges:
Straight to jail. read more