Heavenly and right in my own hood! Beware weekenders: it gets pretty packed and counter line is in continuous flow. Once you've sat down and scored a table your greeted with the best breakfast in town! Vegan oatmeal, all pastries, quiches, scrambles are housemade and scrumptious! There is even a massive jar full of graham cracker cookies per scoop. This little cafe has thought of everything. Perfect for treating your out of town guest for a local morning cup! Love in Maple Leaf! read more

I recently went to see Patton Oswalt make fun of Seattle. He said that there's no other city where you could get away with paying for things with a poem and a smile. It's pretty much true here. They have a $4 minimum on debit cards, just so you know. BUT, if they see you regularly, you can do an IOU. You don't even NEED poem! But a smile helps (and if you come back and pay for your shit eventually). The parking is funny. It usually looks crowded because the lot is so small, but I magically get a spot two steps away every time. Just watch out for the Roosevelt traffic when you pull out! The Cloud City people are fantastic. I love walking in to the little jangle of the front door bell and seeing the regulars with their little hip babies and dogs. Besides, who doesn't want to be greeted every morning with a Big Lebowski quote, which is pasted to the front door window. Stuff like that just makes you feel like you're really in a place you belong. The coffee is excellent and always served quickly and to order. I recommend the $1 brew with some coconut bread: it's excellent. They have a great selection of juices, desserts (cookies and cake) lunch items (sandwiches mostly), and breakfasts (breakfast sandwiches, breads, oatmeal, scones and pastries). Love the brew and those big umbrellas outside with the sun rising. read more

This is a nice little neighborhood cafe, staffed by pleasant people. It wasn't terribly busy around 11 AM, but appeared to host a variety of regulars. I appreciated that they had vegan and gluten-free food options available. My friend told me that they have really good sandwiches, so I'll try one of those the next time I go! I ordered a vegetarian GF frittata and received a generous slice. It wasn't anything special, but it was nice and salty and perfectly filling. I also ordered a 12 oz chai-der-nog (chai, cider, and egg nog) off their winter drink menu (I love that they have one! I love seasonal drinks!), and they mixed their sweet and spicy chai teas together for me. My drink was fine, kind of nondescript, yet with somewhat warring flavors.. if that makes sense. I think I would have preferred either just a chai-der OR a chai-nog, but I was feeling greedy and curious. read more

I used to love this place and come here all the time. However, my last visit changes everything. On a nice day, I like to play banjo outside which is never a problem in capitol hill or first hill and to my knowledge never a problem at cloud city. Usually their patio/parking lot is not particularly crowded and people always thank me for playing. I came to get a coffee and sit outside for a spell and I was informed of a new policy against live music. What? I was not given a reason for the policy and apologized to the 3 guys outside that were excited to listen, called the 3 friends that were going to meet me for coffee, and have written this place off as "not music-friendly". Not going back ever. I can get a cup of coffee anywhere in this city! read more

I drove by Cloud City a number of times before I stopped in -- it's on my way to my last workplace on the alternate (read, I-5 is f**ed) alternate (read, so is 99) route. It's set back from the road a bit, in a converted garage that used to house, if I'm not mistaken, a dog biscuit company. It was the "drip coffee, $1" sign that caused me to stop, but it was more than frugality that kept me coming by. The atmosphere is homey and family friendly -- there's a couch and kids' books and toys in the right-hand corner, but in the morning it caters mostly to a workbound crowd. The dollar coffee is made managable by the honesty box that you compress your dollar into. Then you help yourself to a cup of either size (I think it's 12- or 16-oz.), and pour from one of their dispensers. They run out frequently in the morning hours, so the coffee's pretty fresh. And there are a number of varieties with mostly-helpful labels on them. There's even a proprietary "Cloud City Blend." They do have lattes, of course, and if you choose the counter, you'll wait a few minutes in the morning. Not too long, though. It's not as packed, for example, as your typical downtown Starbucks. They also have a growing menu of food to choose from: bagel and muffin sandwiches; skinny, $2 breakfast burritos -- these are my favorites. Their pastries are great -- I know because they always have a generous sample plate, so I think I've tried every variety of scone. There are many. Cakes, quiche, sandwiches in the afternoon. It's good solid comfort food. Despite the aforementioned family nature of the place, it does cater to a younger audience as well. It's decidedly queer friendly. There's free wi-fi, and nobody will bother you if you sit there all day with your dollar coffee and your blog. There's a pretty decent sized bulletin board, and people often leave the New York Times for you to steal the crossword out of. All in all, it's a great place; I'd give it a 4.5 if I could. What'd make it a 5? It's a little crowded, and the chairs are OK, but nothing too comfortable. Not much to improve upon here. read more

A different coffee shop than most.... Positives: 1. They have good food and plenty of options from desserts to soups to sandwiches to salads. I tried both the herb tuna and the chicken salad. Both good. Not too much mayo. And huge portions! Plus with all sandwiches, you get a side of salad (small portion) or chips. 2. Specialty coffees of course, but even for drip coffee, they have multiple blends. It is self service. If you come in with a big 16oz personal mug, it is only $1 to fill it. Drop it in the jar and you can be in and out of the place in 30 seconds. A 12oz latte is about $3.55. 3. Many tables which is good since there are definitely a lot of people that come here to study. Also, some people that just come for a slice of cake and to socialize. 4. 2 bathrooms. Clean. 5. Parking in lot as well as street. 6. Free wifi 7. Friendly staff Negatives: 1. Not enough outlets. A lot of tables located in the center of the cafe with no easy electrical access. 2. For water, you basically need to go behind the cashier counter and get it from the soda tap. Would be easier if they just put out a pitcher. Definitely a good place if you want coffee + a sandwich - many coffeeshops do not offer this option. read more

Wow, why can't SF coffee shops be like this? I had a Mocha which was delicious. Also I had an organic bagel with egg, cheese and ham which was perfect. They even toasted the bagel with those fancy panini things so it was nice and tight and warm all throughout. The coffee and the food only start to make this place. They have great outdoor seating and also a kids room where families can take their kids to play. The atmosphere here is great, one of the best I've been to in Seattle. Just do it.. :) read more

I came here on a Tuesday afternoon and stayed from 12-4 to study. I got a latte which seemed decent, but I'm not much of a coffee drinker. Also got a tuna sandwich which was decent as well. Would have been 3 stars but +1 star for the nice baristas who let me study there for so long. As a place to hang out, it seems great. Lots of seating arrangements: couches, indoor tables, counters, outdoor tables. I saw several outlets so it's a good place to bring laptops. BUT as a place to study, the music is really loud. They played oldies from the 80s/90s which I find more distracting than indie. People around me would sing along with the songs. And the acoustics of the place amplify noise, so it was kind of hard to concentrate. And definitely a lot of kids coming through. So if you're a parent, it seems like a good place to bring kids. If you're looking for a quiet place to study, not so much. read more

What a local gem! I've been coming here for about a year now, ever since moving into the Maple Leaf neighborhood. Great coffee, great baked goods, great breakfast sandwiches and great neighborly atmosphere. The people are friendly and real, and I love the bulletin board of local events and programs. Tip: Get the coconut bread. read more

Disclaimer: I love sandwiches. Period. So this is a biased review. :D doesn't help that I love a good cup of coffee as well. Came here on a whim and was surprised at how many options there were for food! Breakfast burritos, pastries, cookies, and best of all- sandwiches!!! I ended up getting the turkey/cream cheese/cranberry sauce one with a salad as my side and I split the French press for 2. (This ran smaller than I thought- or maybe I just drink a larger amount of coffee than most?) Very cute cafe with adequate space and friendly staff who kept all areas clean. I am definitely coming back to try more of their options! read more

Came here for a study session. Received the most watery, weak latte ever. Definitely didn't taste like it had more than half a shot of espresso in there. Tried to tell the barista but she got super defensive and basically told me I was mistaken and there was no way that could happen. Okay. On the plus side, the sandwiches, salads, and pastries here are pretty tasty and they have lots of savory options to choose from. Cool, neighborhood vibe. read more

Oh, Cloud City...I had high hopes. With a kiddo you tend to look for new places that are child-friendly and near playgrounds. If they have good coffee, I'm there. I read about the Maple Leaf park and thought it would be worth a try (it wasn't, really, but there were some nice people there who told me the park is slated for a major renovation.) Wanted to grab a late lunch and a latte and enjoy the area. The coffee? It's that fruity-peaberry type, that tasted mulchy and peaty and is not my cup of tea. I am HILARIOUS. The COFFEE was not my cup of TEA. Oh, let me catch my breath. Ooo whee. What's up with dat? OK - so, the lemonade was decent. Not made there, but a good quality. Grilled cheese? Fine - kid was happy. Veggie quiche? Tepid, soggy, flavorless, sloppy, unsatisfying, expensive. Shall I go on? Weird flavor choices including brisket and pork. I think of quiche as a light meal. If you want to make a casserole, just do it, I say! What made everything especially unpleasant were the dozens of flies that the staff are evidently keeping as pets. No effort whatsoever to get rid of them. Not even fly strips in the corners or other deterrents. The walls/windows were all open, which is great, but that also revealed horror #2: the disgusting trash that smelled like (dear readers who may be eating please skip ahead) diapers or sewage. I was seriously almost knocked over by the awful stench. It killed the experience. The area for kids is just lame. The baked goods looked decent, but the overall gross atmosphere is a huge turn-off to eating. EVERYTHING needs to be cleaned. Even the chairs are dirty.Cobwebs and thick dust everywhere. Everything seems off-kilter. I'd shut down, clear it all out, scrub it all down, repaint, refurnish and simplify. But the worst was when I asked for a to-go box for the half-eaten kid's sandwich, and the guy who had just taken his sweet time collecting all the nasty trash (including from the bathroom) reached in an grabbed a container, holding it out to me with his fingers all over the inside. So I asked, "Didn't you just take out the trash?" "Yeah." "Well, did you wash your hands?" And he shook his head, put the takeout container BACK WHERE HE JUST GOT IT and sashayed over to the sink. O M Gross. Yeesh. Update: Got contacted by the owners who claim they will be making some changes. Haven't been back yet, but hope things are better. read more

Classic Seattle coffee shop! Been going to Cloud City 2-3x/month for 8 years. Building is former auto repair shop with large garage doors that still function. Service is counter only, line moves quickly and the staff always friendly. Self serve coffee- honors system is available, with several coffee varieties to choose from. Food is surprisingly great- the morning breakfast sweets are homemade and better than any starbucks. Morning breakfast burritos and breakfast sandwiches are fresh and beat fast food easily. Lunch menus vary with lots of tasty sandwiches and salads. Kid friendy, always a dog or two in the outdoor seating area. Free wifi. read more

It's a wonderful Thursday afternoon :) I'm here right now on a nice sunny day sippin on my iced americano & eating their house special coconut bread! Located in quaint Maple Leaf- available parking, outdoor & indoor seating. Self serve coffee & tea ($1 in the jar does it). AND they have self serve iced coffee available. LOVE LOVE. Looks like all their baked items & sandwiches are made from scratch~ oo, they have a bbq sandwich...as you can tell my eyes are darting scoping out this place as I type. Def. a neighborhood hot spot. I spy will my little eyes locals with laptops enjoying their free wifi. Shoot, I sure am! :) read more

I am definitely excited about Cloud City. Their coffee is wonderful and on any given morning, you can expect to be greeted by smiling faces and an abundance of yummy pastries and breakfast items. The muffins, scones, breads, etc change frequently and it keeps it interesting. I love the morning glory muffin, but last time I was in they had a raspberry feta and another day an apple ginger. Very unique and I like that they get creative with the baked goods. Their cookies are legit as well. Especially the molasses ginger one. Wow. Definitely a neighborhood gem. read more

Pros: $1 drip coffee SELF SERVE. This is really the best part of this place. Kids corner with toys Awesome outside area Free WiFi (wireless internet) Good food, including Mighty O donuts $1 drip and free WiFi. Had to be mentioned twice Cons: Hard to park!!! Seriously, its always crowded. Coffee could be better, but for morning coffee its fine. read more

Cloud City is a typical funky neighborhood coffee shop. It has lightly used couches, tatttoo covered baristas, a few middle aged professionals pecking at their laptops (what are they writing? a novel, a business plan, or ??), and servicable coffee. I go because it is in my 'hood and I can walk there. The $1 drip is a really good idea, particularly since you can drop the money in a jar and avoid the line. I also like the self-serve oatmeal. My only real criticsm of the place is that the scones (while large) can leave a bit to be desired. They can be a little dry sometimes. But that won't stop me from going there... oh no. They could serve scones made out of Qwik-Crete and I'd still prefer Cloud City over ANY Starbucks. read more

As an admitted resident of the area, I have pondered on how to best describe this neighborhood, coffee shop. Had it not been for Yelp's lack of 1/2 stars this place would get a three and a half. Most of this review is service and overall "neighborhood" feel but it goes without saying no place is perfect. Service. I am 75% positive 25% negative, on this one. As a consistent Sunday morning coffee and snack customer, I am often at a loss when I have to repeat, after almost two years, the same order. Breakdowns 25% positive, their longtime male barista who gets my spouses 99% right, but still he reaches for that cup and knows and even remembers my standard drip. 25% positive after today, for recalling our snack. And 25% for having a loyalty program in the form of a punch card for those that constantly show up. 25% negative for not doing a better job of educating new staff on regulars, to make those have supported you through the years, feel more at home. Food & Beverage. Coffee isn't the best, but then again one cannot complain when it's still only $.99 a cup and it's self-service. My spouse enjoys the effort put into her her weekly latte, but admittedly is spoiled by Starbucks and the taste. Fresh baked food is great and the fact that one can get a vegan Mighty-O without having to drive to Tangletown, is also a plus. Environment. It can be a sociological nightmare, between the oblivious parents with one child but insist on taking up three tables, or the occasional "to-go" customer, who can't seem to understand that the door doesn't close on its own. If concrete floors and non-neutral soundtracks being played aren't your thing you might want to stay away. Overall this place has some pros and some cons, but for us this is our neighborhood coffee shop, warts and all. read more

What a cute neighborhood joint! This area is more residential and less commercial so a place like this is a welcome addition for coffee lovers this part of town. Not only can they make a decent cup of joe, they also have good food. Kudos to them for having a couple of well-labeled gluten free items! I've heard great things about their pastries too although I've yet to try them myself. I've mostly been on a frittata/quiche kick so I've been trying the variety they have. While none of the ones I've tried have blown my mind, they're still solid eggy breakfast offerings. They're satisfying and will hit the spot for you. I'm not too happy about them being microwaved but I suppose I can't complain too much because they hold up from being reheated. Wish they'd invest in a panini press though to warm them that way! Service is always super friendly. It's a great cafe to take your kids and even dogs to as I've seen many others do. Parking is not a challenge. You'll leave caffeinated and full! read more

This place rocks! Went her after my disappointing experience with pie in fremont by the suggestion of my esthetician. Was totally fab. Apparently they make their pies and goods daily in the early am. I got a slice of one of their like 8 (seriously) quiches. They have a vegan oatmeal bar (no honey), big cookies, fresh made egg criousant sandwhiches, coffee cake and so much more! Oh yes, and coffee. This is definately a local hot spot you can't miss. I imagine it's perfect for a sunny weekend morning with it's large patio area and big doors that open to the outside. Also a plus- multiple bathrooms, bar type work seating and a decent size kids play area. Super family friendly. Not by any means a library quite cafe though in the am; like I said it's a local fav. read more

I am only commenting on their ambiance. I am sure it's cozy for some people. It is LOUD, like a pub. I wouldn't read anything there and I don't think I can have a conversation with a friend without yelling at each other unless you sit under the umbrella outside and be right in front of the parking area. Parking is another problem, you can probably find street parking -- circle around the block a couple of times, or if you are lucky, you can find a spot in front of the shop, which isn't that big. read more

Very friendly. Yummy drinks and baked goods. Love that there is a little play area for kiddos. Our go-to place. Update: it is freezing. Would really love for them to close the doors all the way now that winter is here. Everyone is sitting with their coats on. Also, $9 for HALF a BLT is really quite expensive. We still love this place and will continue to come here, but hope the owners take the feedback. read more

Cloud City has amazing coffee, and their baked goods are really good. I've had their maple leaf latte, lavender latte, raspberry donut, and poppy seed bagel. All of which were excellent! The staff is very attentive and nice, and are happy to help you figure out what to order if you aren't sure! read more

Cloud City Coffee - Coffee & Tea Near Me - Seattle, Washington

I live close and walk here all the time. The lines are long, the place is always packed, but the people are nice and the food and coffee is good. I sat here with my laptop one day before our internet was hooked up and oh-my-god the place never slows down. Good luck finding a seat, especially if there is more than one person in your party. You will have to be a lurky seat stalker to score anything most times. If you don't like kids, don't bother trying to hang out here. The area for kids and their parents is always packed and extremely noisy--sometimes beyond your normal kid noise. Some days it looks more like a giant playdate space that happens to serve coffee. If I didn't live so close, I'd probably choose to get coffee elsewhere, mostly because of the fact that it's always a little crazy, but it is seriously close. read more

I have been coming here for years and years at this point and realized that I haven't ever written a review. Cue a super thorough, from the heart review: I have recommended it since my first visit, to friends, family, and random people and will rave about it if the topic of best coffee shops/cafes comes up. And it always deserves the praise. Cloud City Coffee has great character and charm. It can be super chill or super cozy. The food and coffee are consistently great and I have never had a bad bite to eat here. They seem to perfectly fit into the sparsely populated niche of places with both great coffee and great food at great prices. Seems like most coffee places either have outstanding coffee but mediocre bites, or amazing food but only eh coffee. Cloud City Coffee easily excels at both. And that makes it somewhat of a rare gem. The range of food is quite good, in both sweet and savory categories. Nearly every day, they have four to six different kinds of quiche or frittatas (it's a mix of the two, so take note on the signs of which is which) and four to six kinds of pies and coffeecake. They do build your own sandwiches (with a breakfast version until the eggs are gone), as well as having a bit of a rotating menu of other sandwiches. Some are only available once or twice a week. Looking at you, tomato and basil egg salad. (I am marginally annoyed by that, but only because it's my favorite egg salad sandwich I've had in a long while, outside of what I make, and it tends to go fast) They have Tony's coffee here, which happens to be one of my favorite roasters. And if you like lattes and the like, their foam is luscious. A super silky microfoam that, in a flavored drink, picks up enough flavor that the foam is a delight. But even on a plain latte, it's really nice regardless. Love it. I've been coming here for years, and another thing I appreciate is the people that work here. It's a coffee place, so of course there are new people that come through, but in my experience the people here try their hardest to make this place welcoming and a good place to be. They're hard working and a delight. And I definitely appreciate them. Things I recommend: * The iced Medici mocha (especially in summer), it's a great combo of chocolate and orange that pairs will with their espresso. * The Cuban sandwich. It's messy messy (ask for super toasted bread, so it can stand up better to the juices!), but it's a tasty, spicy mess. *The pulled pork or brisket sandwich with their espresso sauce. Super good. *A tomato basil egg salad sandwich (at the time of writing, they tend to be available on Sunday/Monday and Wednesday) *Pretty much any of their pies. Especially the fruit ones, hot, with a bit of ice cream (when they have it, sometimes they're out) Okay, after all that praise, I guess I should balance it with a couple cons. *Cloud City is pretty busy at times and can get kind of loud inside. Personally, the noise doesn't bother me. I tend to use the noise to help focus on doing art or stuff, but it can be annoying if you're sensitive to too much noise. There is an outdoor seating area, weather permitting to your liking, but it is an option for quieter eating, if the inside is too much. *There's some parking, but it's tight and not lined, so if you do find a spot, be courteous and be a bit snug, so more can park. But parking is often full, so you gotta do street parking. Cloud City is on a corner nestled by a lot of however-long-you-want, residential street parking, though, so it's not usually awful trying to find parking. It can just be a little annoying. *It's located in a fairly young neighborhood, meaning families with young children, so sometimes there's just a lot of little ones there, which can add to the loud quite easily. But those are pretty minor cons, in my book. Cloud City Coffee is definitely, hands down, my favorite coffee shop in Seattle and I can't recommend it enough. If you plan to check it out, I might recommend a first visit be on a weekday, either before lunch starts, or shortly after 10pm. So you can get a feel for things without a line immediately. It can be super duper busy on the weekends, which can be a bummer, so yeah, weekdays would probably be a good time to explore them as a first visit. Check it out. read more

Perfect locals cafe. You must try the coconut bread with the cloud city roast. Simply perfect for a breakfast. Very friendly, cheap and quick. It's everything you need in a neighborhood cafe. read more

Great local coffee house!!! It's got a great look with a great vibe, definitely a great place to start your day. I'm big on lattes and they certainly can do one up!!! But if drip coffee is your thing, you can have all you want for just a buck. read more

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The Theo Mocha here is on point - it's super chocolaty and has velvety foam alla uptown. They also have a decent selection of syrups and seasonal drinks. My only complaint would be that is closes soo soon - but they make up for it with a happy hour (1$ off coffee) the two hours before close. read more

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Great food, atmosphere and service. It's busy place and definitely part of the neighborhood, cool feel. Breakfast and coffee were great!

Cloud City is a fabulous place for delicious coffee (in addition to other non-coffee beverage options), as well as food! I am gluten free and was pleasantly surprised to find a number of gluten free offerings. There were at least 2 gluten free stratas, a cookie bar, and coconut bread. I went for the gluten free coconut bread and it was the best decision I have made so far this year! The atmosphere is comfortable, inviting, and everyone seems happy to be there. Big plus: the baristas are not uptight like some coffee places. Definitely recommend! read more

Amazing cafe! I am always greeted with a smile. The number 2 is my favorite sandwich. All the food and drinks are of good value.

I like the atmosphere and the vibe of the place. The employees make the customer feel welcome. Super friendly. Only problem is that when I come here during the weekday to work, the place is filled with moms and babies. Now, I absolutely, completely have nothing against mothers, babies, parenthood or families. But, every 5 or 10 minutes or so, a baby will screeeeeam such a horrible shriek it makes my thought process skip like a broken record. Okay, it's only been once recently that I've been there recently within the past couple of years. But as a place to study or work I'll probably avoid it for that reason. There coffee is good - I like their 1.00 drip. Their grilled cheese sandwich is okay, but nothing to rave about. read more

The wife and I have been coming here nearly every weekend for almost a year now for breakfast on the weekends. Their pastries are amazing, especially their coconut bread. The coffee cakes are also great, especially the blueberry cream cheese cake, which the wife gets almost without fail. Wholeheartedly recommend this place to anyone who wants a good cup of coffee and damn good pastries read more

What a find! Great coffee spot in a nice residential neighborhood in NE Seattle. The cold brewed ice coffee is delicious and the sandwiches are on point! Try the BLT on wheat for a truly yummy lunch! Soups, quiches, baked goods and specials are all worth checking out. We were in Seattle for a long weekend and hit this place twice- which is a big compliment from a foodie! read more

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Super good baked goods and they know how to make a cup of coffee. Folks are nice, you can just hang out or grab something to go. Owners seem super sweet. Wish they would open a second one in Ballard, so that I didn't have to drive there... Sad, to see Penelope K's review. DOOD, that really isn't worth a really crappy review. Heck, as a paying customers. I don't want to hear someone playing live music outside any coffee house either. Go busk in the U-district for quarters. read more

This place holds a special place in my heart. It was the first place I took my gf of 5 years too. Over the years cloud city has gone through a couple of changes all which I think have been great for the shop. I have always been a fan of their vast kitchen menu for a quick brunch. The coffee program has evolved over the past 3 years which have been really pleasant to see and taste. My only compliant is the inconsistence in milk texture. Some barista texture so well and some does not. Nonetheless I will always love cloud city. read more

The atmosphere, coffee, and staff are more than adequate. That being said, it wouldn't matter if those elements trumped adequate and were literally orgasmic...no one is going to stray from their neighborhood espresso fix simply because Cloud City coffee may be orgasmic. I use to believe the previous statement until fate changed my life. I don't live near the typically white-bread, hyper literate, annoyingly hybrid fueled neighborhood of Seattle that is Maple Leaf. About 6 months ago however, me and two other cons broke out of Monroe. I had already done a nickel on my dime but no way was I gonna let that place get the best of my early forties. I hitched a series of rides to the Reservoir tavern in Maple leaf to find my ex girlfriend because she owed me 15 bucks. As luck would have it, Roshelle, her bangs all teased up and frosted, just the way they were when we first met when I was 27 and I took her to her 7th grade prom, was indeed hanging out and sitting on her usual bar stool. Well not only did she have my 15 bucks, she had just won an additional $150.00 on pull tabs. Between that and the $9.75 I got from all the drivers I shived we had the wickedest Icehouse nite on record. I woke up the next morning outside, in front of Cloud City Coffee. $3.25 in my pocket, missing an eyebrow and clutching an empty tall boy of Icehouse light. I was being gently jabbed in the ribs by a young man who was obviously an employee of Cloud City. He was wearing a rolling stones logo shirt, cowboy boots and had a dirty blond mane reminiscent of so many dudes I'd done time with.. Couldn't place his race, not Asian, maybe a little native but with light features. "Hey man, you can't sleep here." He said. I went for my shiv but must have lost it in the haze that was the night before because all I produced from my pocket was an eight track tape of Black and Blue by the Rolling Stones. "Wow!" he said. "Memory Motel is a great tune and I love the way that Keith looks like he's getting ready to puke on the album cover." He invited me in for a latte with what can only be described as a come hither look in his eyes. Not a gay come hither look, mind you, but he had my attention. I told him my story and he told me "fat, drunk, and stupid, is no way to go through life." He sent me off with a latte that was so good I came in my pants. Two weeks later I got picked up by the cops at a Money Tree after getting into a dispute with the clerk. I pulled a gun on him after he declined to cash a second party employee check from Arby's food LLC that I found on the sidewalk. It was made out to a Carmen Gonzales. So I'm back at Monroe. They tacked on an additional 6 years to the 5 years I already had remaining. I'm not sweating it though. Every time the the brothers or the skinheads or the spics have me bent over and are just pounding my anus like Sherman going through Georgia, I close my eyes and think to myself about that barista and that Latte. I got 10 years and 6 months to go and I can honestly say I consider myself the luckiest man on the face earth! read more

It took 30 minutes to get 2 coffees. No joke. There was no mention of this long of a wait when we ordered.

I wish I hadn't eaten lunch at home today. As soon as I walked in the door I was hit by a wave of bacon and I knew I was home. As I looked longingly towards the kitchen, wishing my belly was empty, I noticed the food they were dishing out. A tuna melt - yum. A bacon breakfast sandwich - double yum. This place seriously has the best looking food and food menu out of any cafe I've been to around this area. Their sandwiches aren't those wimpy looking things that come out of freezers. They are FRESH MADE to order. That's what I'm talkin bout! I was feeling like something cold, so I ordered one of their smoothies. After asking the baristas about the Berry Antioxidant and the Clean Green, I settled on the former. The baristas were super helpful, informing me that the Clean Green had almond milk in it so it would be creamier; whereas the the Berry Antioxidant is more like a fruit smoothie. The prices were very reasonable here, the play good music, they have a wonderful outdoor seating area, and the smoothie was damn good. I will definitely be back for a sandwich soon!! read more

So good! Sandwiches, muffins... and did I mention coffee? And I can't believe I've waited this long to review this place... Prices are standard. I can't wait for the day that soy is the same price as cow milk... Sandwiches look hearty, and delicious... plus they even have a variety of croissant sandwiches in the morning. I've been stopping by this last week and ordering a delicious iced soy mocha. For once, I feel like my mocha doesn't taste of burnt, overly sweet, or too chocolately... Plus the servers are genuinely nice compared to the "I must kiss your ass" Starbucks, to the Stumptown crew who look down upon you as soon as you fumble your 8-word coffee order read more