As a mid-20's single guy i am always trying to find my place in the world. Oh sure, i've been all over the place, following typical generation X/Y/Z fashion trends like skateboarding , punk music, guitar playin', grunge rocker--Yep, that was me (regrettably!) I even have a picture of me wearing an abercrombie and fitch hoodie and a pair of jncos from the 7th grade. Oh boy, i've been there, and i have DONE that! That's why it was so disconcerting for me to one day look around me and think, wow, i just don't know who i am. What the hell am i doing in this life? What makes me special? For a rough little minute nothing seemed to fit right. So, one day in a mild centrifuge of existential despair, i took a look around the place where i was--where i have worked for years and made myself a man--and decided that i was very content with where i was, and that in fact, i finally knew myself because of this place.
That place was Cappy's Cafe. And it has defined my life!
As an employee at said establishment i feel like i have a great authority on the foodstuffs and cocktails that make Cappy's Cafe such a go-getter for young 20-somethings like myself looking to have a good time, be they painting the town red or looking for a night on the prowl. Lord knows i have flirted with my share of ladies one night or another at Cappy's. And i happen to be very assured that i only play the best jams on the jukebox when i have the chance. This license to kill has authorized me to be a card-carrying Cappyite-for-Life. And i can finally say, hey, i'm proud of that. I am damn proud to be here.
In addition it's not out of whack to see me there some nights hanging with some of my chill friends, or buds, and just chillaxin like hell with my boys (homeboys that is, heh heh). Hell, it's what i was built for. It really is the coolest place for a night of rambunctious mischief (floor toms, anyone?) or a quiet date spot for the single guy and the single girl before they finally hit the switch and decide to take it home for a little more funkyiness (if you know what i mean! ;) ).
As an aficionado in the kitchen, i can assure everyone that this place truly has the best nachos, the best cheesecake (ten(10) times better than philly!!!!), and the best damn mediterranean wrap in the whole world (Ten(10)times better than the medittaeranean, wherever the fuckt hat is!?!?!?!??! ;) )
In conclusion, i'd just like to say that as an american, i think it is part of our civil duty to visit cappy's at least once in our lifetimes. it's sort of like the way mecca is conceived in islamic culture (except tons more chili-cheese fries---if you know what i mean ;) ;) ) I love this place. Fucking love it. I am in love with this place so bad. I mean soooo bad that i am gonna have a heart attack, my chest is going to rip open and spurt delicious marinara and provolone all over your computer screen in likeness to a cappy's sandwich because it is just that good! it's so good. Soooooo gooooood. Ooooooh. O OOOOOH MY GOOD . OH HOLY SHIT OH YEEESSSSS OOHHH YEYEEEEEAHH OOHH MYYYY OOOLLYY CRRRAAAAPP I"M DOING I T OH YEAH I "MD OING IT YESS YESS YESS YESS YESSE YESS YESS YESS YESS YESS YESS YESS YESS YEESS YESEYYSEY YSEY YE SYE YES !!!!!!!!!!
oh damn.
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