The one place where you can gaze into your significant other's eyes and say "I want to give you crabs." and not have them run away screaming. Unless they're into that stuff.
Closing out my 3rd 100 challenge of 2013 is BROOKLYN CRAB.
This is wonderful establishment which I highly recommend for a loose birthday party..
What do I mean by that?
Well if you're three people who need to be there at an exact time and need everything they envisioned to happen, this place is not for you. In fact, run!
However if you come with a big group of people, well aware you probably will be dealing with a wait, depending when you come, and that the day can go in various directions, then what are you waiting around for?!?!?! Get over here.... so when someone says "What are you waiting around for?", you can say "Dinner, fun and amazing time with friends!"
I've been here several times and it's been different each time. I was here for a birthday during a cold night and there was no wait whatsoever. On that night we feasted on crab and lobster, like the Ironborn of Pyke. Which is kind of like Red Hook if you think about it. (Note: Joke will require you to know Brooklyn and Game of Thrones) When you get crab and lobster you have to realize, it's going to be lots of work for not all that much food and it could be on the pricey side. Here the prices aren't so bad and when you come with a group, your wallet won't take such a bad hit. The one thing I learned on this day though is the cocktails are not the greatest. Best to stick with regular bar go to drinks (Vodka/Whiskey/Rum/Gin and whatever) and beer.
I've been here on a Summer Sunday with no plans what so ever. Waited around for my whole party to show up and then the fun began. The wait was long but everyone knew what they were getting themselves into, a lazy Sunday filled with drinking and whats that?!?! Mini Golf?!?!?!?! That's right just head around back while you're waiting to be seated and enjoy a luxurious 18 hole mini golf (Unless you play with me. I'm quite good at putting and do my best do get in your head. You will suffer and lose!) Not into Mini Golf? (WEIRDO!) Well they have cornhole as well. Enjoy tossing a bag and trying to get it into a hole. Doesn't sound exciting? Yeah I know.
We sat around, played games and drank awesome beers. They have Ommengang and Allagash!!!!! Finally we got our table and our waiter came around. I don't know what some other reviewers are talking about because everyone who has served me food has been amazing.
"Sir did you like that drink?"
"No!"
"Let me see if I can get you a beer instead."
Each time our waiter has been friendly, funny and attentive. There have been concerns but they do what they are allowed to do. Other issues can be brought up with the management but leave these waiters alone.
It's not the best seafood I've had in my life but it's still pretty good. The best thing I've had is their Catfish Po'boy! Fantastic. Their New England Claw Chowder needs to step it's game up.
Overall, if you're down for making a day out of Brooklyn Crab with a large group of people, understanding what you are getting yourself into, then stop on by. Play some mini golf, drink some beers and enjoy some good seafood with friends. read more