Like many others, I'll echo how this place used to be really good/1 of our fave places in the Tricities... now, we'll never return!
On my son's 17th birthday, gave him the choice of any place in the Tricities that was opened for indoor dining. Being a teen, he first thought of burgers or pasta... but then I said, "I know you aren't big on seafood buddy, but I know you love the crab cake sandwich at Bonefish. You want Hops-n-Drops like you're thinking, or Bonefish?" He said, "Actually, crab cake sammy sounds delicious."
Just for the record, we have eaten at this Bonefish no less than 50 times in the last 6-7 years. Easily spent over $5,000 in that time. I waited tables for years, I always, always tip 20% or better. Back to the story and review:
I remembered crab cakes were not on the menu over the summer, due COVID. I checked, they had crab cakes appetizers, but no crab cake sandwich. So, I called them, and the front desk gal, who is always super awesome and super sweet, initially said she wasn't sure and would check. She was only gone like 10 seconds maybe, max, then came back on the line. She said she was sure they would be able to do that for us.
Off we were! We got there, and were the 2nd people in the entire restaurant. We arrived not long after they opened, so before any potential dinner rush. So, one of two table when we began. We got seated, and got our drink orders, and everything was going good initially.
However, after getting the drinks, we then end up sitting there for over 10 minutes before I stopped a different waiter and had to tell him we'd been sitting there a while with no food order taken. Thankfully our server had gotten us some delicious bread with the drinks to keep us busy. Anyway...
He grabbed our server, who was in the bar waiting on people. We are in the dining room. She makes her way over, takes our order. We had ordered no steaks, nothing with a long cook time. Literally:
-1 kids popcorn shrimp
-- 2 crab cake sandwiches, one was mine.
- 1 Fish tacos.
Should have taken maybe 10 minutes, considering we were the 2nd people there. 10 minutes pass. 20 pass. After 25 minutes, our server had STILL not been by our table. Not once! I stop a different server and say it's been a while, can he find out what is going on with our food, perchance? He says no problem and says, "It is actually being plated right this minute, you will have it in a minute." Good enough, right?
But then a minute passes. Then a few. Then 5. Then 10. OVER 10 minutes later they finally bring us our food. At this point, I am annoyed. Having waited tables for so many years, this is unacceptable, all around.
The manager, who I've seen countless times, he is a male, about 5'8" tall and 240 lbs, is standing there as the food is set down. As soon as they set the crab cake sandwich in front of me and my son, I think to myself, "They have GOT to be kidding!" They used one of their TINY appetizer-sized crab cakes for the sandwich! This is *literally* less than half the size of their normal crab cake sandwich menu item.
I turn to the manager and said, "Sir, you guys used a crab appetizer to make a crab cake sandwich..." He says, "Yeah?" I said, "You guys aren't going to charge us the usual price for a crab cake sandwich, are you?" And he said, "I didn't know were negotiating prices."
SERIOUSLY? THAT was his reply?? It was rude, condescending, and he should be fired for that alone. Is this really the "service industry" now?? This is "service"? I was taken aback! I said, "Sir, this is less than half the size, half the amount of crab that your crab cake sandwich normally is."
To which he replied, "Crab cakes are not on our menu right now, we did you a favor by making this." Another totally uncalled for thing to say! At this point, I am getting angry, and ask incredulously, "Are you serious right now? So you're telling me that you are going to charge me the full and usual price for a crab cake sandwich of something usually on your menu, despite it being less than half the size of what it normally is?"
There is not a snowballs chance in hell this tiny, pathetic thing would have fed a full grown man and a teenage boy turning 17, nor made either of them full.
The manager says, "Hey, I'm happy to take them from you." I said, "We came here BECAUSE of these sandwiches, for my son's birthday." I then asked the price. He REFUSED to tell me. I ask again, "I don't know." I said, "You want me to take crab cake sandwiches less than half the size of normal, at regular price, but won't tell me the price?" And he said he "would have to go look at what we charged when they're on the menu." I said, "Forget it."
He said he'd get us something different, but if I ever did this again I'd be banned from Bonefish. I looked at my wife, said "We're leaving." He said we are now banned from Bonefish as we're leaving. Holding my 2 year old in my arms, I say, "DUDE, you really think we would EVER come back here??"
And we won't. read more