This is an odd review to write, because it mostly does not concern either the food (which was overall good--though not as good as we've had in the past, ditto the wine), or the service, which was fine, as far as serving us our meal went. Our reservations were handled pleasantly and efficiently by the hostess, and our server, whom we have enjoyed being served by before, was her usual kind, attentive, professional self.
Rather, it concerns the deplorable conduct of one of the nearby diners, who, single-handedly ruined our dinners last night, through his loud, crude language throughout the evening, and tedious, LOUD boasting about his opulent "lifestyle". This individual dropped dozens of "S" bombs and "F" bombs throughout the evening. He even regaled us with graphic imagery of handing his infant children in Brazil to their nanny, "when their diapers are full of s---". It was absolutely unbelievable. The more this person drank, the louder and cruder he became, such that it quickly became impossible to have a conversation that his boorish behavior did not intrude itself upon
The couple in between us seemed to find him and his companion infinitely diverting, so the intermittent polite chatting that often happens between adjoining tables was, instead, replaced by a raucous party of 4, under the conversational sway of the profanity and vulgarity-spouting diner.
The couple on the other side of us, however, seemed as uncomfortable as we were, commenting on it between themselves after several particularly crude outbursts.
I absolutely fault BB for letting this kind of vulgar, loud language continue. If there had been open seats in another room, we would have asked to be reseated, but, given the small size of the bistro, we would have continued to hear his loud, profanity-rich remarks even at the far back. Our server undoubtedly overheard this language, and was treated to his graphic stories like the rest of us, so I think she failed miserably in her duties by not bringing this to the hostess's attention immediately. Oddly enough, the crude person was seated directly next to the hostess's station but she never once reacted. We suffered through the ordeal, rushed through our desserts. and escaped as soon as we could pay our check.
I called the hostess the following day, so that I did not embarrass my guest, by calling further attention to the circus our dining experience had become, as we left the restaurant. It was a special event we were celebrating that evening, and it had already been sadly ruined by the gross conduct. The hostess told me that she had not heard anything (other than the loudness) from the crude individual, but said she would speak directly to the owner about our experience. Given that he was spewing his gross comments and language a scant two feet from her all evening, I found that more than a bit surprising, as in VERY UNLIKELY.
Five days later, I have yet to receive a call from the owner, offering at least an apology, for his staff's failure to maintain a pleasant and decent atmosphere in his establishment. We have never experienced such crude behavior from another diner in any kind of restaurant before.
It is the down side, perhaps, of bistro dining at such crazy close quarters (and the tables at Bar Bouchee are uncomfortably tightly jammed together), that behavior like this became both intolerable and inescapable, when the staff does not do its job to maintain minimum standards of decorum and courtesy for the benefit of its diners.
The food was definitely not worth paying for, once the nonstop, gross entertainment was added to our dining experience. I would have preferred sitting next to a chain smoker, rather than downwind of Sewer Mouth, for the entire evening.
We are now two displeased former customers, who have eaten there numerous times in the past, but are now not willing to risk another nasty experience like the one that we, and the couple on our left, experienced that evening. Shame on the restaurant for allowing such a circus in their bistro, with its seating crammed together like the inside of a WW II midget submarine. read more