This place squeaked by try-outs, but didn't make it to the A-Team. A major player was the gnomish bald man with vocal chords worthy of operatic success, seated about 16 inches away from our little 2-person table. Our neighbor's decibel level doubled the noise factor of th entire restaurant. There was a waitlist (you can call ahead to put yourself in line!) and his table was finishing up their dinners when we got there, so we didn't complain. It was almost entertaining trying to shout over a man about a foot away from us who was shouting across the table at the top of his lungs. Almost.
Many raised eyebrows and Mr. Yeller's entire Tuscan family history later, he finally left. At this point we had already had an expensive and not very savory tasting appetizer and two orders of wonderfully soft rosemary foccacia with oil and vinegar. He and his other white-guy friend had quiet Japanese girlfriends trying and failing to have their own conversation in Japanese. I just wanted to shoot a "Yakamashii!" at him! $15 for the papaya prosciutto (small and all right, how could you mess up a sliver of papaya with a sliver of ham on top?), shrimp avocado salad (one shrimp and one sliver of avocado with grapefruit and house-made grapefruit vinagrette. Very sour), and mozzerella tomato basil stacks. Everything small and all right tasting, but you know how you expect a WOW in your mouth at a decently expensive restaurant (albeit with red and white checkered vinyl tablecloths)? Yeah, there was no wow. Just a "meh, that tasted all right."
Our friendly and attentive waiter (I think we counted 7 waiters and 2 hosts for about a dozen tables!) checked in on us about everything he put down on our table. He suggested the entrees were enough to share family style, so being hungry, we naturally ordered 2 entrees for 2 people. We got the staff favorite pizza (Capriciosa? Yeah I don't speak Italian!), and the Ravioli di Fruitti di Mare (seafood ravioli topped with shrimp scampi in cream sauce). Ravioli proved itself to be a million times better than the Costco version. With garlicky cream on top. And one shrimp. One shrimp seemed to be the theme of the evening. One succulent, savory, buttery shrimp. Just slightly overcooked, but very good seafood pasta and sauce. Five or six raviolis for $22.
Also $20 or $24 was the pizza....which...was not so grand. It sounded good with all those ingredients on the menu, but in reality, a hard boiled egg is a better topping for a burger than a pizza. Other stray toppings were chopped bell peppers, cheese, onions, and nonmemorable othernesses. Another minus was the extremely thin crust. After marvelling at the soft and tasty focaccia, we were hoping the pizza would boast the same crust, to no avail. It was like a tortilla.
The tiramisu left that wow feeling in my mouth with its homemade whipped cream taste, lack of alcoholic twinge (a good thing!), moist coffee taste, and cute orange-flavored block of arancino decoration. But for some reason the wow factor didn't continue onto subsequent bites. Don't get me wrong, I ate the entire thing anyway! I am just not sure it was marscapone cheese...tasted more like whipped cream, which is delicious by itself straight out of the bowl and fine by me in any dessert. $9
Plantation Pineapple Iced Tea had a strange grainy texture, but I won't judge too harshly.
$100 for dinner for 2.
Nice server, pleasant host, extremely shoutingly loud because of Mr. Yeller, and all right food. Go for the seafood ravioli! $1 validated parking next door (don't drive around the block 4x like we did!) read more