I wrote a song about how to introduce your gf, sister, mother or Great Aunt to Xinjiang BBQ. It's not ripped off from SNL. I promise.
Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABrSYqiqvzc
See I'm wise enough to know when meat needs eatin' (yeah)
And I got just the stick, to show ya that you are worth at least $1.25 to me
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in your meat
2: Put your meat on that stick
3: Let her chew on the meat
And that's the way you do it
It's my meat on a stick... my meat on a stick babe
It's my meat on a stick, my meat on a stick girl
What to get: Get the Lamb Skewer. That's the kind of meat on a stick everyone wants to taste. Ask for it "their way" (this is not BK. Thank heavens).
What else: Anything on a stick except Sausage.
Anything else: You mess with the bull, you get the meat on a stick. I heard a ruckus.
How to improve: They tend to have some pretty awful service (depends who is serving), some very aggressive competitive customers (depends who is waiting), and some of the longest wait times imaginable for a Queens street meat cart (depends on the day). So bear these things in mind if you're in a hurry or you're sensitive to being called a bedwetter.
"Meat On A Stick" is a scary concept to those males who value their intimate regions, and if you didn't already realize it, I do. But I suppose if my meat ever ended up on a stick, then I could always apply to become a girl, which in itself is kind of a fun idea. I've been told I'd be a good girl. Or a bad girl, or something. But I'm digressing. If I were a girl I'd do a lot of things differently, but one thing I would do the same would be to frequently get up to Flushing, and put as many of these infamous Western Chinese meat skewers in my mouth as possible. From Xinjiang, I mean. What did you think I meant?
Just a quickie today (that's what he said). My brother was in NYC a year ago and he was all "I want to get those meats on a stick from the Asian places that I saw on TV!" He's from England, what can I say. So I took him down to Flushing and we tried a few different "meat on a stick for a dollar" places and honestly, none of them blew him away. Then *long after* he was gone, I did some research and read the reviews and found that this cart is *the* cart that everyone loves. So in the Spring when I was back in Flushing, I came here. And oh my goodness, you Yelpers are all absolutely right! This is *the* cart. There may be some other good $1 meat on a stick carts in Flushing, but none are better, and in fact most are inferior. I've been here about 27 times since.
If you've been indulging in lust, and you're hungry, then I recommend Xinjiang, which means "Sin-change". As in, change your sin from lust to gluttony, and pig out (so to speak) on these bbq meat sticks for $1.25 each. Yes, I said $1.25 each. Yes, this is NYC. Yes I know. Shh.
What meats to get?
- The lamb is amazing, try it
- The chicken is really good
- The beef is good
- I don't do the quail but it's original
- Completely skip the sausage, trust me
My shin keeps attacking people's faces. I don't want to get in trouble, so maybe in future I should keep my "shin-chained".
The meat here is so well-marinaded, so sautéed, so succulent, so juicy. The sauce they squirt all over it, contrary to popular belief, is not their "man sauce", although I'm sure that would be excellent too (and salty). It's some kind of crazy concoction and it really works. Always get the sauce all over it. That's what she said.
They don't sell slim jims here. If they did it'd be the "Slimjim Cart", not the "Xinjiang Cart." OK that was a stretch.
There's no need to go on and on about these skewers. Yes, they used to be a dollar, and yes they're $1.25 now. Who cares. It's $1.25. This is NYC. You cannot even imagine a better deal than that. Sure, it'll take 4 or 5 of these sticks to fill you up, but you just paid $6 with no tax for an enormous amount of delicious BBQ meat, and a variety, at that.
I have a long chin. That's why they were thinking of renaming this cart "Chin-hang Cart" as soon as they saw me. Fun.
So if you want to try meat on a stick for a dollar, you have to come to this cart. It's that simple. Trust me. I found out the hard way. The very hard way. Which was fun. Thanks Roger. But yes. The meat on a stick. Then you can judge all other meat on a stick carts against the gold standard.
I wanted to play a game of Jenga with the owners of this cart. They were up for it but then I couldn't find my Jenga in the trunk of my car. Has anyone "Seen-Jenga"? (Xinjiang).
And I kept looking for the Xinjixxang Cart or the Xinjianxxg Cart. Then I found out, to my shock, that there is no "X in jiang." Since there is no "x in jiang", I guess we all need to go to xinjiang and enjoy the amazing meat on a stick.
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