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WiseCracks Cafe

3.7 (541 reviews)
Closed 7:00 am - 2:00 pm
Updated 2 months ago

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What's the vibe?
Moderate noise
Casual
Dogs allowed
Good for groups

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Lena C.

I love going to breakfast here. I usually order the huevos rancheros or the eggs benedict. I also like that you can order an extra side of rancheros sauce or hollandaise sauce on the side of your meal. Usually there is a bit of a wait for a larger group but if there is only a couple people you can't get seated pretty quick even on busier days.

Eggs Benedict
Ashley J.

Delicious Food. I had the eggs Benedict. The staff was incredibly friendly and welcoming. If you're in Corvallis and craving a solid breakfast or brunch, WiseCrack is definitely worth a stop!

Over rated! Went in for lunch and was told no lunch today or tomorrow due to holiday. Heard 3 groups get offered lunch menus after that. When questioned about it got cold glares from other wait staff. The meal I was served (2 egg and meat) was Luke warm, hash browns were more like butter glazed hash blonde. It was delivered 2-3 min after ordering so I highly doubt it was made fresh. The toast was very dry. Food has never been this substandard but the staff is still less than customer service oriented, unless they feel they might get a better tip out of you.

el diablo omelette with loaded hashbrowns
Hannah G.

[FOOD]: 8/10 * The el diablo omelette definitely is a yummy breakfast. The chorizo is decently seasoned and accompanied by some hot sauce, this omelette is amongst my favorites here! * My friend got the mimosa flight and was pleasantly surprised by the grape, apple, and grapefruit mimosas. The champagne used also had sweet after taste notes [SERVICE]: 10/10 * Our waitress was a sweetheart! She was extremely attentive to our table despite there being a full restaurant. Really friendly and made our dining experience better. [AMBIANCE]: 7/10 * Cute little breakfast place, it has very cozy vibes and the decor is unique and captivating

Rudest waitress I have ever had
Brooke V.

This waitress was the most disrespectful and rude waitress I have ever experienced. First, my friend asked her to grab some old dishes out of the way, and she said " I'll be back". And then never came back. Did not check on us once. We are a group of 4 hardworking students with jobs. I asked very nicely to split the check and she said " that sucks" and rolled her eyes. Tip was unfortunately included so there was no option. Horrible service and disrespectful on my friends birthday.

Connor B.

Best hangover breakfast spot after to go to after a night of Corvo bar crawls. I always get the hobo hash and it is so filling and revitalizes me after a night of drinking. The portion size is very generous and you will not be disappointed. I also really appreciate the service here as it is typically very busy, but they keep you supplied with coffee. The wait on food has been pretty quick in my experience, but it may vary on timing. I have heard some complaints of a particular older server who is racist/bigoted, but as a PoC, I have never experienced mistreatment or felt unwelcome at WiseCracks.

Chicken fried steak, hash browns, over easy eggs
Kristi D.

Food=5/10 Food wasn't anything to write home to mom about, but it was a typical diner quality. Food ordered was chicken fried steak and hobo hash. Coffee was a 7/10 and there was a container of 1/2 and 1/2 at every table. Service=4/10. There was a sign in sheet that customers had to fill out upon entering the establishment. There wasn't a sign stating this fact and people standing there didn't offer this information. Server was nice and quick and food delivery was about 15 minute wait.

The Mother Load
Pamela F.

We had an early start and made it into Wisecracks by 730am on a Saturday. It was not busy when we arrived but had started to fill up by the time we left (though still no wait). We were greeted right away and brought to a table. Coffee came out shortly and was plenty hot. Our waitress was nice and attentive. The food came out quickly and well prepared. While the food wasn't really extraordinary, it was definitely tasty. The hollandaise was well made, and the sausage gravy had good flavor. The hashbrowns could use some seasoning. Being right on one of the main streets of Downtown Corvallis, street parking could be a problem. But there are a few lots around and you can enter the restaurant from either side. The restroom was clean and stocked. I do wish it wasn't so dark inside for a breakfast spot, but then again, they are not a breakfast only spot, so it makes sense.

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Love it here! The French toast is SO yummy! The coffee is great too! Super friendly service and food never disappoints!

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It's a diner. You want diner food? Great. Diner drip coffee? Yup. The cinnamon rolls are, unfortunately, far above diner grade.

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Least favorite breakfast place. Bad service and horrible pancakes. It's really unfortunate because when this place opened it was really good

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Loved this place, excellent breakfast. The down side is the restaurant is noisy and usually a wait, but the food is worth it,

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