Wise Guys Pizzaria in Roanoke is the bomb! I'm a pizza snob so I'm extremely picky when it comes to pizza. The crust was as perfect as one can get to a Naples, Italy, derum semolina dough. (That's the one without the unbleached enriched white flour American products use.) I had the hand tossed original crust, specifically with white sauce, chicken, onion, mushrooms, asiago, mozzarella and parmesian. Delicioso! The house white wine in Cloe du Bois....very nice. The house red is Dark Horse cab. Jordan was my server. I loved her service, knowledge, and laid back professionalism. Her hair is gorgeous: long and black. She recognized me as soon as I walked in, despite being otherwise preoccupied. I appreciated that. While the inside is low-lighting, the ceilings are extremely high. There are several TVs tuned to sports. While there is a small patio out front along the street, the better one is the larger, covered patio (door found near the bar). There's a patio indoor/outdoor wooden Barton counter that is encompassed by the bar with raised windows on good weather days. There's plenty of tables on this back patio as well. read more

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Rounding up here probably more like 3.5...but the service was really good. 6pm on Friday (day after Thanksgiving) for a quick dinner. Seated immediately, location was about 1/2 full. Bartender/Manager(?) took our drink order and brought garlic knots to snack on. Nice touch, guess this is like offering dinner rolls...? Either way, they were good and much appreciated. Decent selection of beers and even a few craft options avaliable too. Bar area was buzzing during our visit and it appears they have some drink specials throughout the week. They were showing the NFL game, so good spot to catch a game too. Seating is a mix of tables and booths, and a bar in the back corner. We ordered 2 personal pizza options (4 slices, 8 inch), 1 was a custom order and other was their menu offering with spicy marinara, sausage, jalapenos and pepper jack cheese. Pizzas arrived pretty quickly. The crust was larger than expected and was a little more doughy than expected. Not bad, just not what we were expecting for hand-tossed crust options. Toppings were appropriate, so no concerns there. The pizza was good, not great, no complaints...just average pizza, similar to what you might get from a delivery pizza place. The server was really good and seemed to be covering the entire place, and yet she stopped by multiple times to check on us and refill glasses. I think I'd like to give the location another try again in the future. read more

We grabbed takeout from Wise Guys Pizza in Roanoke, and the experience was excellent from start to finish. Super quick turnaround time, which is always a plus when you're hungry. The pizzas themselves were great--especially the Hot Honey, which has an amazing sweet/spicy balance that really stands out. The Mobster, while flavorful, was a little too strong for our taste, but that's more about personal preference than execution. What really impressed us was the dough--it tastes fresh, has great texture, and elevates every pie. Overall, a fantastic takeout pizza spot with fast service and standout flavors. read more

This spot is such a hidden gem and one of our go-to local favorites. My husband and I have been here several times, and the staff is consistently friendly and welcoming -- it's that genuine, small-town hospitality you can't fake. Every visit starts the best way possible: with a basket of hot, buttery garlic knots fresh from the oven (complimentary and totally addictive). We shared the candied walnut salad -- the small is plenty for two -- and then went big with the Supreme Godfather pizza. It came out hot, fresh, and piled high with toppings. The crust is perfection: soft, chewy, and sturdy enough to hold everything together without getting soggy. There's always a game on in the bar, and the 80s/90s playlist in the background gives the place a fun, easygoing vibe. Prices are fair, portions are generous, and it's exactly the kind of neighborhood spot that keeps you coming back. Great for a casual date night or just a laid-back local hangout. read more

WOW!!! Wise Guy's Pizzeria is the bomb.com! If I lived in Roanoke I would eat here every day! Here are a few reasons why: 1. NOTEWORTHY wait staff!!! Friendly and personable! 2. OUTSTANDING food and drink!!! Free appetizer and a very diverse menu to satisfy even the most demanding palate. 3. DELICIOUS food!!! OMG, the pizza is soooooo good! 4. LOCATION!!! Easy to find on the corner. Across from the clock tower. Good parking and access to the "main drag! The ambiance is a bit noisy, as the have music and multiple TVs going with different sporting events on them. Please do yourselves a favor Yelpers! Make this a must stop destination! You won't be sor read more

Wise Guys Pizzeria - Main dinning area and kitchen in the back, bar to the left. - Pizza Near Me - Roanoke, Texas

It was good! Service was great salads are good pizza was good The garlic knots!! Wow!! Beer just needs to be a little colder. read more

Quite literally the ONLY pizza we order! The Fam Bam can't be beat for taste and value. We call it our "Sunday Special" getting the pepperoni for our kids, the Don All Meat for us, and eat on it all day! We love Wise Guys! read more

Went here on Monday night. It wasn't too crowded so we were sat quickly. We had the Don All Meats pizza. It was quick, hot and very tasty. They bring out garlic knots to start off with. read more

Wise Guys Pizzeria - All meats pizza on original hand tossed crust. - Pizza Near Me - Roanoke, Texas

I really wanted this place to be decent. The floors were really filthy. The pizza was so awful my son didn't eat it. He eats pizza from little Caesar's etc. he's not snobby. Service was pretty poor as well she kept forgetting about us. Didn't bring my beer until the food came out. But fine, I waited tables and I've forgotten before but there wasn't hardly anyone I. The establishment .. ok fine. But the food can't forgive that. I'm not sure what's going on there. They won't be around long this way. Maybe it's more of a late night pub for locals and food quality and cleanliness isn't high on their list of priorities. Won't return. read more

Ok amazing pizza, service, drinks....the works! We love to visit on wednesdays when large pizzas are $20! The Vinny is our fave! You won't fine better service or food in Roanoke read more

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Fantastic food and great patio for grabbing a slice of pizza and cold beer! Christa is genuine and friendly! The team at Wise Guys seem to really enjoy working there and it makes the restaurant feel comfy!!! read more

Good pizza for a quick stop. Wise Guys has a decent lunch menu and service is decent.

Came in for lunch on a Sunday afternoon. Plenty of space indoors and on the patio. I was promptly seated and then greeted by my server. Ordered my usual godfather (works) pizza. Service was great; attentive but not intrusive. The garlic knots were a tasty treat ahead of my pizza. And my pizza was terrific, as usual! Didn't have a beer today, but Wise Guys has terrific, ice-cold craft beers. Wish they would add Coke Zero. read more

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We love Wise Guys! They have the BEST cauliflower crust I've ever tried. Can't even tell or taste the difference. The owner is normally walking around and helping the team out, the drinks are fantastic, and the service is always amazing. Garlic knots are my weakness so I normally fill up on those before the food comes but that's okay, their pizza makes great leftovers!! A great family owned business that we love to support. read more

The patio is gorgeous and service is great. The garlic knots are seriously incredible especially with their amazing ranch. We got the hot honey pizza and were so impressed. Have been back and will continue to go back! read more

Good pizza and atmosphere. Wise Guys is delivering tasty pizzas overall but don't be persuaded by the names as the Flamethrower "spicy" pizza wasn't spicy at all and our Chicago Joe had more heat but the crust and ingredients all tasted good so I'd still give a 4 star for flavor. Drinks from the bar are ok and service was enough but note for the business and yelpers, the yelp site says if you check in you get a gelato scoop, our waitress informed us they hadn't had gelato for years. We asked if they had any dessert and she brought out a scoop of vanilla ice cream and charged me $3 for it. Definitely need to update the yelp site and do better on customer relations when the business can't honor published agreements. read more

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We have been meaning to try Wise Guys for a long time, and we are so glad that we did! We brought our pups along to make a "family adventure" out of it. The service was fast, friendly, and attentive. The dog friendly patio is spacious and has plenty of propane heat lamps for the unpredictable Texas winters. They have a rotating tap with lots of craft beers to choose from. And the food...wow! The food is delicious! There are lots of Italian options to choose from...pizza, sandwiches, calzones. The food is cleverly themed with "gangster" names. And the flavors are delicious! My only regret is not taking more photos! I only got one of our dogs pouting that she didn't get any pizza! Lol read more

Wise Guys Pizzeria - The Hitmab - Pizza Near Me - Roanoke, Texas

We went to this restaurant because we were driving through Roanoke and it was a fantastic decision. I was overwhelmed by the variety of pizzas but the hot honey pizza stuck out to me. I don't remember the clever name they called it. I was skeptical about the goats cheese but glad I chose it! It was so good and I ate the remaining piece today and still good reheated! Wife had the buffalo chicken pizza and it was good too. The house margaritas were awesome and even got sugar on the rim! Highly suggest this place for pizza. read more

Wiseguys has a staff that is attentive without being overbearing. We have had just about every dish on the menu. We have never had anything bad at this place. It is a great local hangout!! Wise guys is a Classy casual restaurant. You don't have to worry about your kids being exposed to an unsavory group of people. Everyone is very respectful. The craft beer menu is out of this world. The bartenders are very knowledgeable about their product. I cannot have beer and their drinks are exceptional. I love the salads!!! They are fresh and full of all of the ingredients you want. read more

This is our go-to pizza place. I usually I build my own pizza (pepperoni and pinapple with thick crust-don't judge), but recently got the uncle ray from cali and LOVED IT. Staff is friendly. It's worth it to dine in for the free garlic knots! read more

We had some unexpected visitors from out of town and they wanted pizza. Being a party of 12 on a Sunday night, well that's no easy feat. So I called ahead and asked if we could be accommodated and they said sure, come on! When we arrived they had a table set and waiting for us. Service was fantastic and the food was perfect, as it always is. 10/10 experience! read more

Great casual pizza spot! As an appetizer, they serve garlic knots with red sauce - so good I could eat a million. For 7 people we split two large pizzas and a large salad and it was plenty of food. Had the supreme and Vinny pizza, and liked both a lot! Super fresh. read more

Wise Guys Pizzeria - Supreme - Pizza Near Me - Roanoke, Texas

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This is a must try pizza place! It has lots of indoor, outdoor, and bar seating. The outside has a heater for cooler nights. The service is very friendly. The food is phenomenal! The garlic knots they bring out are free and delicious. We ordered several different pizzas for our large party and it was perfect! They were all great. Try this place out!! read more

Wise Guys Pizzeria - Sausage and pepperoni - Pizza Near Me - Roanoke, Texas

We ordered online and it was easy, ready on-time & accurate. The menu has so many options (pizzas, salads, pastas, subs, calzones, starters, dessert) and filled with pizza options that are unique and far from your average chain. We enjoyed our plain wings and got both bbq & hot italian sauces for dipping. I got a margherita and added pepperoni- so good! I'm a Texan so of course I asked for a side of ranch which was delicious, tasted homemade, I had no problem dipping my crust in it. We got Everything but the Sink - you choose 6 items and were not disappointed. My nephew loved the kids cheese pizza and has half left for another day. We also got a calzone which is large and was cooked perfectly. They're not hugely stuffed but are filling. (If they filled them more they would need to make smaller or charge more as it could be a double) We were very full and satisfied with our meal and to-go service. We look forward to eating their food again! read more

This is absolutely some of the best pizza in the metroplex. I'm extremely disappointed in myself that after coming here for years that I haven't posted a review yet. The reason I haven't....every time we come here I can't wait to take a picture of her pizza before sinking my teeth into it. The is a mom and pop restaurant/bar that started in Grapevine. Since we live close this is our favorite location now. If you dine in they'll give you the absolutely best garlic knots to keep you at bay while you wait for your pizza. The wait staff is always right on point and so friendly. Now the pizza is hand tossed and that dough is unbelievably good. They do have thin crust but I've never been able to pull myself away from the traditional crust. Fresh ingredients and some great specialty pies. Our go to place for pizza! read more

Wise Guys Pizzeria - Milan pizza with spicy sausage, sweet sausage and mushrooms - Pizza Near Me - Roanoke, Texas

Ordered a to go to take back to hotel but when I got there the place was alive. I decided to convert my to go and sit and the hostess took great care of me. Did a small thin choose your own toppings pizza. Hot, crispy and a good level of ingredients. I chose a small salad and should have done an antipasto. Ill go back and eat inside. read more

This is EASILY the best pizza we've had in the DFW. The flavor and texture alone of the pizza would be enough but the wings had a unique and delicious bite and the pizza rolls were very flavorful. The service was absolutely amazing as well. Our waitress was so patient when we asked her about sitting somewhere else and she remembered our entire meal without any assistance or writing so that was pretty impressive too. Definitely our go-to for pizza. read more

Wise Guys is our favorite pizza in Orange when we are home. So we went to the Roanoke Texas location. It's much larger than the Orange location. One thing that is not different in the pizza. It is awesome. The beer menu is extensive and the salad was also full of flavor. Roanoke is a cool little town with a lot of cool shops and restaurants. Give it a shot if you are in town. read more

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We enjoyed our pizza! The complimentary knots w/ marinara were a welcome sight by my kids. Our service was lacking, but I chalk that up to a non-attentive high schooler. read more

After being seated we waited 35 minutes for our drinks and pizza. It was great that they serve complimentary garlic knots as an appetizer but we felt that the waiter forgot about us. Pizza was good! read more

Wise Guys Pizzeria - Pizza Near Me - Roanoke, Texas

Ordered pizza for pickup and upon arrival host seemed very confused about my order which was odd? Pizza was pizza. Not the worst not the best. I believe they have weekly deals though which is nice. Seems like a decent hangout spot. read more

I met a friend for lunch here. It wasn't busy. Service was great. The bread bites they bring out are delicious (even better with ranch). She ordered the margarita pizza. I asked the server his opinion between two pizzas. He suggested I go with the untouchable. It was so good! I enjoyed the crust a lot! The hot sauce was really good too! I'll definitely be back! read more

So this this place good food. Great beer. Turning Point IPA is on point. The service is excellent. Definitely on the return list. The music is playing late 70s early 80s rock. Love it. A little out of the way but worth it. Kid friendly and the have plenty of other adult beverages. The Tony's fried cheese hits the spot. The pizza choices are perty insane. Res sauce combos with hot sauce, garlic white sauce, BBQ, pesto, Balsamic Vinaigrette. To many? read more

Wise Guys Pizzeria - Tony's fried mac & cheese and Turning Point IPA. Awesome - Pizza Near Me - Roanoke, Texas

I have been ordering take out pizza here for a while. I'm leaving a review because the quality of this place has really gone downhill. The pizzas are just thrown together and light on cheese. The dough is still good, but overall the quality doesn't seem much better than dominos and certainly doesn't warrant the cost they charge. I never eat inside this restaurant because it's so loud, awful music playing, and the overhead lighting is so bright. read more

Excellent service!!!! The food is fast and the taste is even better. I highly recommend to anyone wanting a great pizza. Please try the margarita!!!! The waiter also brought out garlic nuggets with sauce and after we were done with the main course, he brought out nuggets that had cinnamon and sugar sauce. Awesome experience!!! Must try people read more

The food was very good, as well as the service. We took our puppy with us and ate on the patio, and he was welcomed with open arms. We had thin crust pizza and they brought us a complementary serving of garlic knots which we had to limit ourselves to or we wouldn't have any room for our pizza. We really enjoyed our visit and will definitely be back. read more

I have to say that this pizza was good! It wasn't the best pizza I ever had but definitely one of the better ones. They have a big variety of options for toppings and specialty pizzas. I bought the all meat pizza. I'm not a fan of Italian sweet sausage but everything else was yummy. The three stars came in to play because of the cost. $15 for a small pizza. It was enough for me and my young son to share but $15 is a little steep for a small. Other than that the staff was sweet and helpful and I would probably go back maybe once in a while. read more

Wise Guys Pizzeria - Pizza Near Me - Roanoke, Texas

Love the garlic knots and the thin crust pizza! The Mac and cheese balls are great as well!

Decided to take a little extra drive to try a "new to us" place in my favorite restaurant town - Roanoke. This pizza was fantastic! The crust has such good flavor and the ingredients were so fresh. I don't normally like meat on my pizza and prefer veggie but the pictures of the Don All Meat just looked amazing so I added some artichokes and onions and gave it a try. Delicious!! Cooked to perfection. Worth the drive and I wasn't the only one who thinks it is great, the to-go line was hopping busy!! Also picked up the kids Mac and Cheese for my little girl and she loved it. It was definitely not Kraft. Might have snuck a bite. It was super yummy. read more

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My family and I just ate here today, the young staff there were very polite and our sever was very helpful and friendly. I'm not sure how this place will survive it was empty as in we were the only customers, as in ghost town! For the food, I'm from the East Coast and if you're going to use the name Wise Guys for your hook it better land spot on for great pies! The complimentary garlic knots are not even in the same planet as authentic or tasting as garlic knots, they had no garlic flavor what so ever, it was rolled up baked dough balls with Parmesan cheese sprinkle covered over the top, this already made us nervous about the pizza knowing this would be the same doughy crust. We ordered two pies and at best you could compare these to a Costco pizza, this is not anything close to what one would expect of a pizza joint called Wise Guys! Doughy, greasy and just not good pizza, perhaps this is why the restaurant was completely empty? Not sure how it averages 4 stars in yelp? Sorry guys! read more