If it's pronounced WE checs, the rap is at the end. If it's WHY checs, then here:
I've seen the lowest lows and I've lived the highest HIGHCHECS
I've yelped the bad, I've yelped the good, I've yelped my PENIS SIZECHECS
I've yelped about my morning glory, with the sun I RISECHECS
But now it's time to Yelp about the legend that is WIECHECS
Every time I eat here, a small part of me DIECHECS
Les Petits Morts, like group sex where everybody CRY-CHECS
It goes right up my nostrils, on my shirt, and in my EYECHECS
And I don't care, I keep on chomping cuz it's great at WIECHECS
It makes the boys whip out their junk, I'm like Dudes, Zip your FLYCHECS
It makes the girls pull down their skirts, I'm like, Girls, that's not WISECHECS
It makes the tourists to NY sever all family TIECHECS
And move to Buffalo so they can often frequent WIECHECS
They won the Bobalympics, a Boba medal is the PRIZECHECS
I wanna join the Mile High Boba Club if this drink ever FLYCHECS
I'll suck its straw for hours in the more-than-friendly SKYCHECS
Because the only Chicken Sandwich I can eat is WIECHECS
Some say that Chatime is much better - these are evil LIECHECS
Some say their life is pointless, I say open a FRANCHISECHECS
Some say my Bae should date around, I say, but why DOWNSIZECHECS?
Besides, would any other men take her to WIECHECS?
I heard that going 2 days without this can PARALYZECHECS
I heard that strippers get more tips with Wings in their PIECHECS
And if you can't get preggers, these wings can help FERTILIZECHECS
The only wings you should let in your cooch are ones from WIECHECS
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The cops wait outide, conducting "Y Checks" to make sure your fly is up. If it's down, they arrest you for exposing non-Polish Salami in a Polish neighborhood.
All these years and Wiechec's has never changed its amazing standard of perfect Buffalonian Cuisine. It's a Bar and Tavern with a wonderful low-key understated and typical WNY restaurant in the back that is so much more than pub food, and they make wonderful wings, and excellent burgers, and all kinds of other great stuff.
Get the wings medium extra saucy.
But best of all (unless you're people that don't love good chicken sandwiches as much as me) is the amazing cajun chicken sandwich, which is healthy and juicy and so incredibly tasty and spicy (especially if you ask for extra Cajun like I do), and one of the best sandwiches in Buffalo.
Their steak sandwich is nearly as good as the Cajun Chicken, and their Beef on Weck is fantastic too. I can't get past the incredible Cajun Chicken. Nomnomnom.
People don't realize how great the food is at this little tavern, or many of the other taverns and pubs in Buffalo, more so than in the vast majority of other cities. The local foods up here make me really grateful (and really fat), and this is one of the best. And try Apollo on South Park (for Chicken Souvlaki), Alethea's (for Sponge Candy), Imperial Pizza (for pizza and medium wings), for just some of the amazing local tastes Buffalo has to offer.
I've never been into girls that get high all the time. I know one too many of these "Weed Chicks". And for some reason all the weedchicks hang out at this bar. Hence the name Weedchicks.
And don't ask me "Why be attracted to men? There's all these chicks out there. Why dudes?"
Well my response to that would be, "why chicks?"
I will probably always come here as long as it's around, and I really hope that it always will be.
And now, if it's pronounced WE Checks, here's a rap for it.
If you're Dr. Watson, it's the ELEMENTARY-CHECS
If you have 2 lovers, wanna make it THREE-CHECS?
If the bathroom's empty, I need to go and PEE-CHECS
And if you need a sandwich, come and try WIECHECS!
If you're on Kayak, I'm the TRAVELOCITY-CHECS
If you're Siouxsie Sioux, then I'm the BANSHEE-CHECS
If you're the Titanic, then I'll be the DEBRIS-CHECS
If you like Sade, just call me the MARQUIS-CHECS
Biden's winning the election, it's the ABSENTEE-CHECS
If you're in Somalia, I'm the DJIBOUTI-CHECS
If you're Pam Anderson, I'm the TOMMY LEE-CHECS
If I'm a Spice Girl, you're the WANNABE-CHECS
Are you from Nashville cuz you're the only TEN I SEE-CHECS
If I'm Dallas, you can do me like DEBBIE-CHECS
If you're Macauley in My Girl, I'm the BEE-CHECS
So float like a butterfly down to WIECHECS!
If you're a Man City fan, I'm the BRIBED REFEREE-CHECS
If you're Charlie Brown, then I'm the SNOOPY-CHECS
If I'm JWoww, then you're the SNOOKI-CHECS
If I'm your husband, then you're my TROPHY-CHECS
If this review gets censored you can blame the FCC-CHECS
Wanna see a Wonka, I'll show you the WILLY-CHECS
As for Barbi, she's out looking for the BBC-CHECS
Hopefully she'll call me and she'll share them all with ME-CHECS
I mean, there's a reason they call me AC/DC-CHECS
That's a pretty average night with Fox E and BARBI-CHECS
And yes I'm very proud that we're both LGBT-CHECS
But there is nothing average with the food at WIECHECS!
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